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My tale begins where all great tales begin, reddit. I spoke the words of truth in a cultured setting, enlightening people. Amidst their astonishment, the people asked “who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?” to which I replied “I’m a scholar of my time, Assistotle,” to which the first guy replied “bruh.” And so, AssistotleBruh became the title bestown upon me by the people for the people as I venture these cultured lands spreading truth one crack at a time.
My list of contributions to the world include:
Starring as the main character in the movie Ass Wars: The Return of the Bruh.
Contributing a few billion dollars to bail out OPEC during the 2008 financial crisis.
Negotiating with Pope Francis the future of humanity and how we could improve it.
Currently writing a book, The Way of the Bruh, so that my teachings could be passed down for generations.
May enlightenment seek you as you tread these cultured lands.
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