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dont fight, only peace


are you haapy in ur life rn ?
Mar 4, 2023 7:25 PM

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Kill yourself then I'm become happy



Why you love me?
Mar 4, 2023 7:28 PM

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The way you treat me gently πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘β€

Why you smart ?

v @Bushmeat : have you watched the finn comedian vid or is that an actual thing people teach ?
DostojevskijMar 4, 2023 7:35 PM
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"

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Mar 4, 2023 7:30 PM
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I sold my brain to the science team

Why does she sell seashells on the sea shore

@Dostojevskij not sure i know what video you are talking about
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So she can buy more crack, obviously

What happens when people get drunk?
Mar 4, 2023 7:35 PM

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They gain braincells

How to become joy ?
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"

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Mar 4, 2023 7:38 PM

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Eating an egg

How do you like your eggs?

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"Hey look, don't rush! I'm healthy enough to sleep late maybe "
Mar 4, 2023 7:39 PM

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when women kiss it

how do you like your sausages?
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Mar 4, 2023 7:40 PM
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Raw with the shell intact, crunchy ^^

Burnt via flamethrower ^

Why does Sanks keep talking about eggs?
Mar 4, 2023 7:43 PM

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he probably saw Angel's Egg or something (the movie, not the testicles of the mal user xxangelzxx)

how do you like your eggplants?
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Mar 4, 2023 7:43 PM

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^^ He just aint eggy enough so he had to do something about it you know
^ anywhere but my favorite dish

Are you edgy or eggy ? πŸ˜”

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Mar 4, 2023 7:45 PM

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owo

uwu or ugu
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Mar 4, 2023 7:46 PM
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only, YAMETE KUDASAI oni chan

what was ur first kiss like ?
Mar 4, 2023 7:51 PM
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I think it was pretty good.......but i think she may of slipped a leech down my throat


If the train is going 80 miles per hour and the car is going 129 where is the neighbor's dog?
Mar 4, 2023 7:53 PM

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inside your heart uwu

so why is this that?
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Mar 4, 2023 7:58 PM

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It’s because neighbor’s dog is driving the train 



Why train is slower than car? 
Mar 4, 2023 8:00 PM
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because my fat juicy ass in the train


why are you so hard


hard to impress ?
Mar 4, 2023 8:14 PM
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Because you cant juggle 887 oranges, balance on a beach ball, cut cake, grill steak, play the kazoo, win a game of fortnite, beat minesweeper, build a house, create a new religion, become the president, kill a vampire, stop the dog from getting hit by a train, and shoot a moving target with your eyes closed All at the SAME Time


Why did you piss on my rug? it really tied the whole room together man........
Mar 4, 2023 9:21 PM

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I did you a favor, my super-toxic radioactive piss destroyed all the super duper ultra dangerous germs and bacteria spread throughout the entire thing

why doesn't my wife love me? 


Mar 4, 2023 9:27 PM

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because your wife is an Alien and in their planet guys are slaves







Why do ant bites itch?
Mar 8, 2023 2:21 PM

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Cause they want you to love them

Why you call 911 ?

v im sorry but that aint a ridiculous reason, thats legit
DostojevskijMar 8, 2023 2:59 PM
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"

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Mar 8, 2023 2:26 PM
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You call 911 to order an emergency pizza

Why do cops have a blue uniform?
Mar 8, 2023 2:59 PM

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To represent MAL

why do you watch anime
Mar 8, 2023 3:01 PM

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finland made me do it

why do you like spain ?
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Mar 8, 2023 3:03 PM

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because it starts with the same letters as spa, spandex, and spank

why do you like yourself
Mar 8, 2023 3:24 PM

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i can walk on snow and it gives me the good crunch

can you hear it ?
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Mar 8, 2023 5:06 PM
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1+1=25 so yes I can see it clearly


What does smoking cigarettes do to the body?
Mar 8, 2023 10:35 PM

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makes you sexy

so why now?
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Mar 8, 2023 11:46 PM

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because you touch yourself at night

what is masturbation
Mar 8, 2023 11:53 PM

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The act of preservation of food for the next winter in order to hibernate.

What is physics for
Mar 8, 2023 11:57 PM

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To make things simple and hard at the same time 



Why are you gay? 
Mar 9, 2023 12:04 AM

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the process in which rainbows are formed is called refraction; the bending of light.

what do you do if you find yourself without an umbrella in a downpour?
Mar 9, 2023 8:32 PM
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Nobody cares about exploring the ocean

Why are vegetables good for you?
Mar 9, 2023 8:35 PM
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you can choke yourself w a carrrot and be happy


why ae you alive ?
Mar 9, 2023 8:36 PM

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just to suffer

why oh why siomai? o.O
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Mar 9, 2023 8:41 PM
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That's not my name, try again

Why do people use butter?
Mar 9, 2023 8:43 PM
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BUTTER is a good lube, and EDIBLE TOO

when are you going to leave MAL ?
Mar 9, 2023 9:11 PM
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A curse has been put on me that doesn't allow me to leave, so when I die I will continue to use MAL as a skeleton forever

Why do people watch horror movies?
Mar 9, 2023 9:12 PM

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to cum

why do people cum?
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Mar 9, 2023 9:15 PM
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because they cannot go


why ? just why ?
Mar 9, 2023 9:16 PM

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Because Santa has a neurological need to have people sit on his lap

What's the deal with that black car parked across the street?
Mar 9, 2023 9:57 PM

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its your local friendly italian neighbor waiting to pick you up

whose that weird red and yellow wearin clown fella who stands outside of every single McDonalds and looks at me with a creepy menacing stare?
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Mr. Burger King from Burger King also known as the Burger King

should I take my pills? 
Mar 9, 2023 11:52 PM
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Yes you should snort your cocaine pills, they're healthy

How do you improve at video games?
Mar 9, 2023 11:53 PM

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Snort raisins

How do you avoid raisins ?
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Mar 9, 2023 11:58 PM
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Take LSD, then chase the raisins with a chainsaw and they're guaranteed to run for the hills

What's the best move to use for self defense?
Mar 10, 2023 12:07 AM

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Dont lock your doors.

Going to china ?
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Mar 10, 2023 12:12 AM

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in order to go to china you need to go by ship to the atlantic down south into the antarctica continent and bam you are in china first thing oyu see.

Locking your door ?
Mar 10, 2023 12:16 AM

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Excuse me but human rights are for people who deserve it

Did you call the police ?
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