| You get the cheese ejected back out from the vending machine. Turns out this vending machine was lactose intolerant. :c I insert hope and dreams |
| you get the ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLLL! i insert you! |
sethDec 15, 2022 12:52 PM
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| ... me? I insert a leaf |
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| jk means just kidding anyways you get those cool machines where it can blow dead leaves away in one switch of a second i insert purity |
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| Abstractness I insert a decapitated potato man |
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Zedlin said: You get the cheese ejected back out from the vending machine. Turns out this vending machine was lactose intolerant. :c I insert hope and dreams You get soap and beans The vending machine suddenly transforms into a tanuki and runs off into the woods. OT: You get a self-peeling potato man  I insert an uno reverse card |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| Well well well, yare yare daze. Not only you were brave enough to do this, you were so calm to the point you didn’t add a fullstop to your attrocious sentence you typed within 6 seconds. You get 100 coins from a constellation named “Reverse psychology”. I insert the 100 coins i stole from you |
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| You get a 1-up mushroom. I insert all the punctuation... |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| ughh i insert "let's eat grandma" |
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| You get "sure thing, grandpa" I insert an artificial Christmas tree |
| You get a live Christmas tree, complete with wild animals still living in it. I insert the leftover chicken bones from my dinner. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| a zombie chicken is born, ready to get revenge i insert a carrot |
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| you get a sugar cube I insert my nudes |
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| you get an unsolicited dick pic I insert my life force |
| You get several professionally-sealed jars of your own blood I insert the weather report |
| You get pelted by snowballs. I insert a gallon of LSD in a milk jug. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get a milk jug's worth of milk in a bunch of tiny LSD pill-sized containers. I insert unfreezable water. |
| you get unmeltable ice i throw a coin at the vending machine |
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| You get Ice-T (the rapper, not the beverage). I insert the Katana I was going to attack SakuraCheri with. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| how could you :''O the katana infuses with the power of the vending machine... it's mine now uwu I insert THE-Black-Mage |
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SakuraCheri said: how could you :''O Attempted murder is how I show affection. ;) Now having access to all the items people have inserted into the vending machine, I plot to use them to achieve world domination! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I insert a lightly-salted potato chip |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| Oh no! π± Why did I do something so foolish... :'[ you get a highly salted potato chip |
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| You get chastised for forgetting to insert something into the machine. I insert toenail clippings. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get a message on the vending machine that says "this is the third time this week." and then a robot hand extends and smacks you i insert sugar |
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| The machine goes into a sugar rush and starts to mass-dispense a whole lot of desserts in rapid succession. The place quickly gets flooded with cupcakes, muffins, tarts, and a whole bunch of other sweet stuff. I insert salt. |
| I smash the vending door open with my non-existent strength i insert the user below |
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| You get the user below Insert all alive humans |
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| you get Shinji's semen I insert pocky |
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| I buy it like a normal person. I insert all my savings |
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| I use them to complete my christmas shopping π I insert a pudding |
| ^^ You get crippling debt. You get Lord Beerus, God of Destruction and he wants ALL the pudding or he will destroy you!  I insert childhood trauma. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| ^^ ... I don't think you can do much with 67 cents but okay It turns into childhood drama i insert a nutcracker |
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| You get uncracked nuts and a can opener. I insert a crowbar. |
| You get a screwdriver I insert a psp |
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| You get a NerveGear I insert a Makoto Itou's head |
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| You get a very, very nice boat. I insert Avatar: The Way of Water. |
| You get another overhyped movie but this one is directed by Michael Bey. I insert whatever the hell that thing is in @Chronon 's sig. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get ONE ^, ONE -, and pretty much no further elaboration. I insert a broken heater. |
| you get an AC I insert stickers |
| you get glue i insert black |
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| You get Mage. I insert a Sakura blossom |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| ... huh. you get the universe i insert diamonds |
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| You get Lucy in the Sky. I insert a Yellow Submarine. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| you get the beatles i insert a beetle |
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| The vending machine violently dispenses ketchup which covers you from head to toe. Well you just got bukkaked by a vending machine. Bad ending? I insert jealousy |
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