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Sep 5, 2013 8:53 PM
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Hey folks, I've noticed that most people are too scared of showing their cute faces on here, I still don't know why, I'm almost sure you guys are beautiful.

I really want to see your cute faces :333 But that's not possible, so I want you to describe yourself here, say what you look like and how nice is your personality.

To make it easier. you must fill out the next form, be completely honest and maybe... who knows... you could get a girlfriend:

-Height:
-Weight:
-Skin color:
-Hair color:
-Hair Style:
-Eyes color:
-Mustache: yes/no
-Beard: yes/no
-Tattoos: yes/no
-Earrings: yes/no

-Personality:
-Gender:
-Smell:
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend:
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Sep 5, 2013 8:55 PM
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I suppose I can


Height:5"8
weight: 130
hair color dirty blonde
hair style: cut without side burns. biker hair
eye color: greenish/blue
mustache: no
Beard: no
tattoos: Never
earrings: nope

personality: chatter box, seem smarter than is, moody.
Gender: Male
smell: I use un-scented everything
N/A

skin color

Ok so im like 70% white, and 30% Hispanic native American.

look tan.
MiraniaSep 5, 2013 9:09 PM
Sep 5, 2013 8:57 PM
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I'll get back to you in 30 mins.
Need my spot on the front page.

-Height: 5'8
-Weight: 134 lbs
-Skin color: light tan
-Hair color: black
-Hair Style: my one of a kind-style.
-Eyes color: black
-Mustache: ew
-Beard: ew
-Tattoos: ew
-Earrings: ew

-Personality: dick
-Gender: not sure
-Smell: not moldy or sweaty
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: whores
NubScrubzSep 5, 2013 9:51 PM
Sep 5, 2013 9:01 PM
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-Height: 1,82m
-Weight: 59.4 kg
-Skin color: light brown
-Hair color: black
-Hair Style: ehhhh
-Eyes color: brown
-Mustache: no
-Beard: sometimes
-Tattoos: no
-Earrings: no

-Personality: eeeeehh
-Gender: Male
-Smell: Good
-Your perfect girlfriend: Female version of CM Punk/Boyfriend: CM Punk.
MaorSep 5, 2013 9:24 PM
הלב שלי כבר מת
Sep 5, 2013 9:04 PM
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-Height:170 5'8
-Weight:180
-Skin color: light tan
-Hair color: black
-Hair Style: phohawk(?) I think thats what it's called, its slightly modified
-Eyes color: Brown
-Mustache: no
-Beard: no
-Tattoos: no
-Earrings: no

-Personality: quite/emotionless (when I'm by myself & know no one around me) I like to laugh and enjoy myself whenever I'm with a friend or group of friends.
-Gender: male
-Smell: old spice body spray / various colonge
-Your perfect girlfriend: Cute, not skinny ( I like to cuddle ;)), shorter and smaller than me, proper manners, doesnt call me 24/7, I can go on and on but i'm not really picky.
Sep 5, 2013 9:06 PM
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Tall dark and handsome. Ladies please form an orderly line to the left.
Sep 5, 2013 9:07 PM
#7

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i look like my pic here,except less gay
Sep 5, 2013 9:12 PM
#8

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-Height: 5'8"
-Weight: 68kg
-Skin color: Olive/White
-Hair color: Brown
-Hair Style: Messy
-Eyes color: Dark brown
-Mustache: yea boi
-Beard: Nope
-Tattoos:Nope
-Earrings: Nope

-Personality: Shy, observant, kind.
-Gender: Male
-Smell: petrol
-Your perfect girlfriend: breeze-

*apparently according to people I look like Michael Cera.
mc093Sep 24, 2017 6:18 AM
Sep 5, 2013 9:13 PM
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I'm the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks. I'm the man that would risk my neck for my brother man. I'm the cat that won't come out when there's danger all about. You see I'm a bad mother... (SHUT YOUR MOUTH!) but I'm talkin' about me (Then we can dig it). I'm a complicated man, but no one understands me but my woman
Sep 5, 2013 9:15 PM

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I was asking people what they looked like before it was cool.

-Height: 5'9"
-Weight: 130lbs ish
-Skin color: White
-Hair color: Brown/dirty blonde
-Hair Style: Longer, slightly curly when I don't straighten it
-Eyes color: Blue
-Mustache: No
-Beard: Hell no
-Tattoos: No
-Earrings: No

-Personality: Look at my profile I guess. Irl Im not as confrontational as I am on here. But generally, the same.
-Gender: Male
-Smell: Squidward smells *Good*
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: I love girls with an attractive amount of freckles on their face. Shorter than me. Personality wise, they have to have a good sense of humor and laugh a lot. Personality is probably the biggest thing for me (unless she's like hideous).
Red_KeysSep 5, 2013 9:18 PM
Sep 5, 2013 9:19 PM

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-Height: 5ft 8-11in. 172 - 180 cm
-Weight: ...I'm actually not sure. Pretty sure I was/am overweight, but recent medication has caused a large drop in my appetite, and as a consequence, my weight has been apparently going down. I'm not thin.
-Skin color: Pale, very.
-Hair color: A blond that's getting very dark, kind of a burnished color now.
-Hair Style: Ponytail, goes a little past my shoulders.
-Eyes color: A grayish blue
-Beard/Mustache: Well. I'm thinking of keeping a close stubble from now on, or maybe going clean shave. I generally have something.
-Tattoos: No
-Earrings: No

-Personality: Philosophical, reserved around strangers, very outgoing with people I know, or over the internet. Oh, and I write out all my feelings into journals, which I can then choose to show to people as a means of expression.
-Gender: Irrelevant.
-Smell: Green apples. Well, my hair at least.
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Someone who shares my core values, and at least some of my interests and living styles. Who would be able to understand, accept, and love me, while I myself being able to return such feelings. Physically speaking, feminine build*, don't mind which other organs are/are not possessed.

I also walk around in ankle length skirts, dress shirts, a rifle coat (When it's colder out, it's basically a longer trench coat), a fedora, and some glasses that make me look like a professor.

Starting a dating service, Maya?

*As in, a more narrow body structure.
Mogu-samaSep 5, 2013 9:25 PM
Want to talk?
Club!

"Would you like an anti-psychotic?"

*Bonus points if you leave a comment about the meaning of my signature.*
Sep 5, 2013 9:31 PM

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-Height: Hella tiny. 4'9" ;_;
-Weight: 36kg
-Skin color: Light brown
-Hair color: Light brown
-Hair Style: Braids/ ponytail
-Eyes color: Dark brown
-Mustache: N
-Beard: N
-Tattoos: I wish
-Earrings: No, but I had it pierced and it still won't close

-Personality: Polite, I once won a Most Polite Award in class. srsly. And I think a lot.
-Gender: F
-Smell: Uh, I smell like my mother and brothers?
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Someone I can talk to on a range of topics (kinda like my father?), has a smile that could also make me smile, good singing voice is a plus
Sep 5, 2013 9:31 PM

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-Height: 6'0"
-Weight: 160
-Skin color: Lightly tan
-Hair color: Dirty Blonde
-Hair Style: Morning hair.
-Eyes color: Hazle/Light green
-Mustache: No
-Beard: Sometimes
-Tattoos: No
-Earrings: No

-Personality: Outgoing, optimistic.
-Gender: Male
-Smell: I use Old Spice body wash?
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Has a sence of homour. preferabely outgoing.
Happy Halloween
Sep 5, 2013 9:41 PM

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-Height: Around 6 foot
-Weight: 15.5 stone
-Skin color: Pale white
-Hair color: Black
-Hair Style: Long, recently had it trimmed. No specific style.
-Eyes color: Green
-Mustache: Yes, but no.
-Beard: I shaved recently.
-Tattoos: Never
-Earrings: Not anymore, never again.

-Personality: Can easily hate people. Lack of trust.
-Gender: Male
-Smell: When I'm going out, deodorant or whatever else I have. When not, well, it's obvious.
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Since I'm not perfect, I don't expect one, but I'd like a partner who can at least stay loyal.


EDIT: There are pictures of me scattered around the site, or rather, in the same place.
DirankoSep 5, 2013 9:55 PM
Lolis > Everything
Sep 5, 2013 9:44 PM

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-Height: 6ft
-Weight: 140lbs
-Skin color: White
-Hair color: Dark Blonde
-Hair Style: Short messy
-Eyes color: blue/green
-Mustache: nope
-Beard: No, but I tend to always have some stubble
-Tattoos: Yes
-Earrings: Tongue Pierced

-Personality: http://www.personalitypage.com/ENFP.html
-Gender: Male
-Smell: Good I hope
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: I'm not sure.

Or, go to my profile, I have a picture of me (when it finally loads)
Sep 5, 2013 9:49 PM

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-Height: 5'9" or something like that. Been forever since I checked
-Weight: Weighed myself at 140 lbs a couple months ago
-Skin color: Slightly tanned look from being 25% native American. 75% caucasian
-Hair color: Brown
-Hair Style: Short (I.E maintenance free)
-Eyes color: Green
-Mustache: No. The most I've let it grow for is around 6 month's but all I can manage is a mexican stash that is just a little bit longer than peach fuzz. It looks dirty, so I shave it off.
-Beard: no
-Tattoos: no
-Earrings: no

Personality: Aloof, impatient, condescending, judgemental. Terse with strangers unless I'm at a social gathering, then I'm a little bit more friendly. I will say as much as I feel comfortable in saying depending on how close our relationship is. I am not afraid to openly berate my best friends when they're being stupid (in a joking yet serious manner)

Gender: M

Smell: No idea how to describe my own smell... I guess my armpits smell nasty when I sweat from working too much.

Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Must be smart and mature (most of the time anyway :P)... hate ditsy/clumsy bitches. Good looks is a plus ofc, but if she meets my other criteria, I would go for her even if she looked somewhat below average.
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه.


mattbenz99 said:
Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing
Sep 5, 2013 9:49 PM

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https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q77/s720x720/1504_824810741050_1763962466_n.jpg

5'9 175lb athletic build on the right in the photo, beard is optional same with stache.

I smell like the heavens, the sea, and a field in the morning.

Not interested in a relationship, they've all been crap for me and it's because I have a habit of dating blondes. If I had to choose I'd like to go out with someone that's Russian or Oriental.
Sep 5, 2013 9:52 PM
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OP I demand you describe yourself.
Sep 5, 2013 9:55 PM

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LanaAqua said:
OP I demand you describe yourself.
Happy Halloween
Sep 5, 2013 10:01 PM

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Huh...okay, I'll bite.

-Height: 5' 8"
-Weight: Last checked in around 170 about a year ago. Don't have a scale anymore and don't really care since most of it's not fat.
-Skin color: White, with trucker's arms.
-Hair color: Brown
-Hair Style: Pretty short. Just shy of a high and tight. Used to be wavy until I enlisted in the military 10 years ago.
-Eyes color: DL says brown. Some people tell me hazel.
-Mustache: Not since high school and never again. Occasional stubble.
-Beard: Never. Also occasional stubble.
-Tattoos: Nope. Though I was thinking about one, but it would empty my bank account.
-Earrings: Are for girls.

-Personality: I'm a dick. Online and offline. Mostly offline.
-Gender: Mahou Shoujo
-Smell: Amazing
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Megumi Hayashibara, but I'll settle for Lana.
Sep 5, 2013 10:04 PM

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Sep 5, 2013 10:04 PM
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Ntad said:
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Megumi Hayashibara, but I'll settle for Lana.
So I'm not your first choice huh.

I see how it is.
Sep 5, 2013 10:05 PM

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wtf mal aint working no more
Sep 5, 2013 10:06 PM

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I'm not interested in girls that I can't fuck irl, but anyway...

-Height: 5'8 or 5'9 sometimes
-Weight: 150
-Skin color: white
-Hair color: black
-Hair Style: short and long sometimes
-Eyes color: black
-Mustache: no
-Beard: yes
-Tattoos: not yet
-Earrings: no

-Personality: Aggressive when stupid people is near, otherwise I'm quiet and friendly. I'm sarcastic sometimes.
-Gender: Sexy
-Smell: Roses
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: masochist.

I bet you all would fall for me.
YOKO ONO
Sep 5, 2013 10:06 PM

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RandomChampion said:


Baka.

Tell us your weight, height, personality and your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend.

and ofc mal 'ain't working no more' SSJ master struck again.
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه.


mattbenz99 said:
Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing
Sep 5, 2013 10:08 PM

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LanaAqua said:
Ntad said:
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Megumi Hayashibara, but I'll settle for Lana.
So I'm not your first choice huh.

I see how it is.


Don't forget I dumped Tavie for you...DON'T FORGET.

Also,

LanaAqua said:
OP I demand you describe yourself
Sep 5, 2013 10:09 PM

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Jaguer_R said:
I bet you all would fall for me.


Not really since you're a guy.

I might do it if I'm the one who's packing the fudge, but other than that - no.
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه.


mattbenz99 said:
Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing
Sep 5, 2013 10:10 PM

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Is MAL a dating site or something now?

-Height: 171cm
-Weight: 68kg
-Skin color: Pale-ish
-Hair color: Blonde
-Hair Style: Shoulder length, straight
-Eyes color: Green
-Mustache: -
-Beard: -
-Tattoos: no
-Earrings: no

-Personality: Introverted I suppose, typical teenager.
-Gender: Female
-Smell: Bubblegum body spray
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Not an asshole
Sep 5, 2013 10:11 PM

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Tell me what you like, RockyChack, so I can pretend that's how I am and get all up in there #nohomo
Sep 5, 2013 10:12 PM
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TallonKarrde23 said:
Tell me what you like, RockyChack, so I can pretend that's how I am and get all up in there #nohomo

The sexual tension between TallonKarrde and Roky. Too kawaii~
Sep 5, 2013 10:12 PM

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Rarity said:
Is MAL a dating site or something now?


You've been kidding yourself all this time if you thought this site was about anime.
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه.


mattbenz99 said:
Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing
Sep 5, 2013 10:15 PM
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TavorTest said:
TallonKarrde23 said:
Tell me what you like, RockyChack, so I can pretend that's how I am and get all up in there #nohomo

The sexual tension between TallonKarrde and Roky. Too kawaii~
Answer the topic.
Describe your fugly self.
Sep 5, 2013 10:18 PM

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Koryo-chan said:
Rarity said:
Is MAL a dating site or something now?


You've been kidding yourself all this time if you thought this site was about anime.

We need more sex cams and less Shingeki No Kyojin's.
YOKO ONO
Sep 5, 2013 10:23 PM

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-Height:5'3 or 5'4
-Weight: 160 lbs
-Skin color: na
-Hair color: black
-Hair Style: na
-Eyes color: brown
-Mustache: no
-Beard: no
-Tattoos: no
-Earrings: no

-Personality: na
-Gender: male
-Smell: na
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: na
RRRRRRRRRR
Sep 5, 2013 10:24 PM

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-Height:178 cm-ish 5' 10 ish
-Weight: 72 kg-ish
-Skin color:brown
-Hair color:black
-Hair Style:short
-Eyes color:black
-Mustache: no
-Beard: no
-Tattoos:no
-Earrings: no

-Personality: A pretty cool guy
-Gender: Male
-Smell: Fire & sword
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: Maria_sama <3
The Art of Eight
Sep 5, 2013 10:26 PM

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beavis2323 said:
-Personality: na
Sep 5, 2013 10:26 PM

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Koryo-chan said:
RandomChampion said:


Baka.

Tell us your weight, height, personality and your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend.

and ofc mal 'ain't working no more' SSJ master struck again.


wow i guess i missed something

Height: ~5'11" master race
Weight: ~160-165 lbs. master race
Skin colour: Brilliant gold master race
Hair colour: Black/dark brown master race
Hairstyle: Bum master race
Eye colour: Brown master race
Moustache: I shave approx once every two weeks so i get somewhat of a moustache at the end of a cycle...pretty sorry one though master race
Beard: Same as moustache master race
Tattoo: None master race
Earrings: None maser race

Personality: I dont know master race
Gender: Male master race (inb2 feminists)
Smell: good master race
Perfect girlfriend: wifu
Sep 5, 2013 10:27 PM

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Red_Keys said:
beavis2323 said:
-Personality: na

whats wrong with that? and i dont even know if i have a personality all i do is go to school and then go home
RRRRRRRRRR
Sep 5, 2013 10:28 PM

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dankickyou said:

-Smell: Fire & sword


nice
Sep 5, 2013 10:29 PM

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beavis2323 said:
Red_Keys said:
beavis2323 said:
-Personality: na

whats wrong with that? and i dont even know if i have a personality all i do is go to school and then go home

You're a waste of oxygen.
YOKO ONO
Sep 5, 2013 10:29 PM

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beavis2323 said:
Red_Keys said:
beavis2323 said:
-Personality: na

whats wrong with that? and i dont even know if i have a personality all i do is go to school and then go home


Just kill yourself already holy shit
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه.


mattbenz99 said:
Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing
Sep 5, 2013 10:30 PM

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Koryo-chan said:
beavis2323 said:
Red_Keys said:
beavis2323 said:
-Personality: na

whats wrong with that? and i dont even know if i have a personality all i do is go to school and then go home


Just kill yourself already holy shit

i cant if i do everyone will be mad at me
RRRRRRRRRR
Sep 5, 2013 10:31 PM

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RandomChampion said:
dankickyou said:

-Smell: Fire & sword


nice

Speaking off that randomchampion, have you watched With fire & Sword? :3
The Art of Eight
Sep 5, 2013 10:41 PM

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-Height: 5'8 - 5'10 (Been awhile since I last checked)
-Weight:195-210 (depends on how lazy I am)
-Skin color: White
-Hair color: Dark Brown
-Hair Style: Collar length in back and bangs over my right eye
-Eyes color: blue
-Mustache: I have one when I don't plan on leaving the house that day
-Beard: same as above
-Tattoos: nope
-Earrings: uh-uh

-Personality: Quiet and shy except when around friends then I am a loud lunatic. If I don't like I won't say a thing so you will never know if I wish you were dead or not.
-Gender: I have a Y chromosome
-Smell: When I go out I smell like shampoo when I don't I smell of average intensity B.O.
-Your girlfriend: Female, nice



♡ Harder Daddy ♡
Sep 5, 2013 10:46 PM

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lol I sound like

Koryo-chan and red keys combined together.
Sep 5, 2013 10:51 PM

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Coolspot said:
lol I sound like

Koryo-chan and red keys combined together.


Me and Red_keys being combined would be too much awesome for you to handle/be though.
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه.


mattbenz99 said:
Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing
Sep 5, 2013 10:51 PM

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PDot19 said:
LanaAqua said:
OP I demand you describe yourself.

Sure.

-Height: 5'9
-Weight: 155
-Skin color: white
-Hair color: brown
-Hair Style: cute
-Eyes color: hazel
-Mustache: no I shaved it
-Beard: no
-Tattoos: yes, a butterfly on my ass.
-Earrings: yes

-Personality: Adorable.
-Gender: WOW!
-Smell: like a baby
-Your perfect boy/girlfriend: A person who wants to make me happy.
Maria_SamaSep 5, 2013 10:57 PM
Xinil said:
Thanks for joining MAL.


Sep 5, 2013 10:56 PM

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Slayermaster said:


Starting a dating service, Maya?

Yes, I want people to feel the same as me.
Xinil said:
Thanks for joining MAL.


Sep 5, 2013 11:44 PM

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At the moment I look like my favourite character, but normally, when my hair is short, I look like my 10th favourite character. When I get around to it, I'm going to cosplay as one of them and I'll post the pics. Haha.

The rest that you won't be able to tell from the pics:
-Height: 6'1~6'2
-Weight: ~65 kg I've lost ~10kg of muscle since I've been injured : (
-Tattoos: no, I'm not a douche
-Earrings: no, I'm not a girl
-Personality: Beautiful and unique, like a snowflake.
-Smell: Mary J
-Your perfect girlfriend:
5'10
Kawaii
Nice, but not huge booty
C~D-cup
Nice smile; good teeth
Good posture
Not emotionally & intellectually retarded like a lot of females.
Idle_HandsSep 6, 2013 12:03 AM
Konbu is important
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