| his pee |
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| which glowed yellow. Meaning he |
| couldn't stand the smell of |
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| 500,000 feet up into space |
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| where Gargarin and Shepard were |
| making babies with each other |
 |
| ,until finally someone sold him |
 |
| he looked at the sky and said: |
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| "Who needs any damn lemons?!" |
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| "They make lemonade, you bitch" |
| "Also need vodka", They continued. |
 |
| So there they were, |
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| Preparing the vodka and lemon. |
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| The the Soviet Union finally decided to drop the H-Bomb killing everyone *THE END* This story goes: Once there lived a Grogan named Bomber. He also had a brother named Bomber(they're not even twins). They both liked Neil Diamond. Which is rather sad, as one day they decided they were no longer gonna listen to Neil Diamond because he had the weirdest syndrome, which caused the growth of two extra arms for him. That was extremely unnecessary information, though, sorry for not making any sense up. Braised Human tastes like three rotten bees that have forty penises. As the greenish liquid started to sing, it grew huge and colossal, until a big mountain of cum appeared as they were eating what bees eat. Then the cum flew up into the air and floated for and landed right where the demon Acuma resided. He peed his pee which glowed yellow. Meaning he couldn't stand the smell of his feet, so he jumped 500,000 feet up into space where Gargarin and Shepard were making babies with each other ,until finally someone sold him three slave pine trees. Crying, he looked at the sky and said: "Who needs any damn lemons?!" And, angrily, the gods replied, "They make lemonade, you bitch" "Also need vodka", They continued. So there they were, Preparing the vodka and lemon. Then the Soviet Union finally decided to drop the H-Bomb killing everyone *THE END* Same rules as before: You write 1-5 words, try to make it fit into the story and please use proper grammar. If start every post with a capital letter then it looks like it's the start of a new sentence, so please don't do that unless you or the person before you puts out a period first. I'll start the next one: Ron knew something was wrong when he saw his two year old son Daniel............ |
BryanBosslingJan 8, 2013 3:00 PM
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| crying around his mom, Hermione. |
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| eventually got a girlfriend called |
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| Emma, however being two was, |
| Relationship Through |
"I aM ParT of THE InvisiBLES"//  |
| eating apples in the sky |
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| with diamonds. Then Neil Diamond |
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| suddenly appeared! I |
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| farted out of curiosoty |
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| while he - incredulously - said |
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| : ''Let's have sex!''. Reluctantly I |
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| agreed stripping off the clothing. |
| I was standing there naked, |
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| And Saw the most insane thing ever ! |
"I aM ParT of THE InvisiBLES"// |
| the i punched him for making me expose my sexy body |
"I aM ParT of THE InvisiBLES"// |
| But we had sex anyways |
| kek |
| because I had paid in |
| oprhans' tears. Then we proceeded |
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| with the dark ritual of |
| poop. So we took a |
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| stroll to the eroge shop |
| walking toward us with a |
| bloody chain saw and |
| a weird otaku with a |
| top hat on his head |
Eyes always lose their fire |
| saying, "Give me all your |
| fancy stickers and figurines |
| Eyes always lose their fire |
| or else I will |
| eat all your pie. |
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