| Wish granted, but it's black magic which is very hard to control. I wish Sanji was real. P.S. Demo, has anyone ever told you that you'd be a great writer? |
| Wish Granted, but the wishing granting formation was corrupted,and so his cooking skill was the only thing that came to life. I wish I have a unicorn!! |
bbygrlDec 7, 2012 7:03 PM
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| Wish granted, but you fall into a coma. I wish it keeps snowing. TheJareBox said: Nah, he's creative and has proper grammar, but is way too repetitive.P.S. Demo, has anyone ever told you that you'd be a great writer? |
 hugging six rabbits and having pink nightmares |
| wish granted however it only ever snows above you and nowhere else I wish I had a new car |
| Wish granted, but by the time you make your wish you are already bored of it. You quiver at the thought of being able to wish just one wish, whatever it may be, until it loses its novelty. Instead of quiver in excitement at the possibilities (and subsequent decision making), you begin to shake in fear. Your words hold true the power to shape the world or even create a new one. You were given the power of a God, and in truth, it scares you. You try and wish your wish away. You wish you never had the desire to wish anything at all, but the laws of time and existence will not abide. Never in all their years of bestowment have they ever had someone reject the offer given to them. The world begins to crumble. The Earth's molten core implodes upon itself and the galaxy tears a hole in space and time, opening a rift to another chasm of possibility. You faze through thousands upon millions upon billions of separate dimensions where some are slightly altered realities that mimic your own and others are so inconceivably unique that they boggle the mind. You are formless. You become one with existence itself and merge with a reality of your choosing, even though the choice is a subconscious one- much like your decision to forfeit the wish in the first place. You come to, bathed in sunlight. Wet grass laps at your neck and the breeze cools your perspiring skin. You smile.... because you know that all is right with the world. You sit up, a little uneasy (after all, you've had quite the journey) and you take in the sights of what appears to be a natural, scenic meadow. Much like a picture you had seen from the cover of a National Geographic magazine when you were young. What you forgot was that it was a very specific edition dedicated to bears. Bears stampede from the surrounding forest and invade the peaceful meadow. Dark clouds blot out the sky. The newly formed Earth rumbles under your feet as you stand and embrace your impending doom. There are over 400 bears. You are raped by bears. But you have a new car. I wish I could ride a giant scorpion. |
| Wish granted, but the scorpion's tail pierced onto your butt and so you are hospitalized. I wish Justin Bieber will die. |
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| Wish granted, but his "music" will be played on the tv and radio even more. I wish I could control time. |
hugging six rabbits and having pink nightmares |
| Wish Granted, but only for a minute. I wish Orihara Izaya is real! |
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| Wish granted, but you'd be a character hated by the majority of the people and everyone would stare at you as if you were an outcast. I wish there were baseball stadiums in Hong Kong. |
| Wish granted however your favourite team will never play at that stadium. I wish I had a Zippo that never needed refilling |
| Wish granted, you can't get it to light up. I wish the anime I ordered online would finally get here. |
| Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove. Does it feel lonely? |
| Wish granted, but art suddenly becomes illegal. I wish I could play the violin. |
| Wish Granted, but the string was plucked out and it hit your eyes. You cannot see and play anymore. I wish for World Domination. |
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| Granted, but you can only call upon said memory while consuming molten gold. I wish I had more Mountain Dew. |
| I'm dead. Don't come looking for me. |
| Granted, but every time you appear in Japan, you frighten the surrounding locals and they pummel you with bricks. I wish I had another 240Z. |
| I'm dead. Don't come looking for me. |
| Granted, but you're bulimic. But that was sort of a given, no? I wish my beard was even more awesome. |
| I'm dead. Don't come looking for me. |
| Granted, but then they revolt "I, Robot"-style. I wish I had a lamia that didn't want to eat me (in the literal sense). |
| I'm dead. Don't come looking for me. |
| Wish Grannted. But the lamia did not ate you. He drank you. I wish for World Peace. |
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| Granted, unfortunately I don't live anywhere near you. I wish I had some cash. |
| I'm dead. Don't come looking for me. |
| Wish Granted, but a street kid stole it. I wish I live in Ikebukuro. |
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| Granted, but you get stabbed. Such is life in the big city. I wish I had an m1919A2 Stinger. |
| I'm dead. Don't come looking for me. |
RenaPsychoKiller said: Wish granted, but you fall into a coma. I wish it keeps snowing. TheJareBox said: Nah, he's creative and has proper grammar, but is way too repetitive.P.S. Demo, has anyone ever told you that you'd be a great writer? yeah, as if this guys creed is writing about bears....Are you kidding me? The boy can write damn good, stop being a negative nancy |
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Negative-Travis said: Granted, but you get stabbed. Such is life in the big city. I wish I had an m1919A2 Stinger. Granted, but it's constantly jamming and catches on fire randomly. I wish I had a grill. |
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| wish granted, but the place you go, will be desolate, and you can never leave. i wish i was 1 inch taller. |
| "Reality can really bum you out" - Ash Ketchum |
| Wish granted. Your heart isn't strong enough to pump blood that extra inch and you die of a heart attack. I wish that lots of facial hair could be socially acceptable. |
| Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove. Does it feel lonely? |
| wish granted. facial hair is now socially acceptable, however, your discriminated against if you can't grow it, and you can't. I wish i was as good at suing people as apple. |
| "Reality can really bum you out" - Ash Ketchum |
| Wish granted but it turns out apple does a shitty job at suing people, thus you end up in jail. I wish I could teleport. |
| wish granted. but the first time you attempt to teleport, you teleport to the inside of a wall, and you die. I wish I could freestyle rap |
| "Reality can really bum you out" - Ash Ketchum |
| Granted, but you are getting paid 200$ per month. I wish I had a kitty :c |
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| Granted, but your lungs turn to goop. I wish I knew what to wish for. |
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| Wish Granted. But as the free times wore off, you've got loads of works to do in the end. I wish that I have a time machine. |
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| Granted. Through massive earthquakes and shifting of the continental plates, your college is now closer to your house. All your professors died in the disaster and the college is now rubble, but it's just a short five minute walk away from your house... ya know, what's left of it. I wish last week had never happened. |
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