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For all you people who won't watch Princess Tutu for fear of your manliness, a synopsis from 4chan.

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Apr 21, 2010 7:16 AM
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"It is difficult to explain coherently. The heroine's rival/antagonist is a stripper who uses dark blood magic to sacrifice children to a chaos god by draining them of all their hopes and dreams via semi-literal mind rape. The instigator of the plot is a reality warping author who continues to write the fate of the world despite having his hands cut off and ( more importantly) being murdered for centuries, also the only kind of ending he likes is a tragic one.

So basically he takes a random duck out of nowhere, makes her have a crush on a fallen prince, and makes it so that she will be erased from existance if she reveals her crush to the prince, and then gives her superpowers, all for the lulz. Said duck proceeds to fuck shit up with the power of love and understanding." ~ Anonymous
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May 8, 2010 8:06 PM
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CDRW said:
"It is difficult to explain coherently. The heroine's rival/antagonist is a stripper who uses dark blood magic to sacrifice children to a chaos god by draining them of all their hopes and dreams via semi-literal mind rape. The instigator of the plot is a reality warping author who continues to write the fate of the world despite having his hands cut off and ( more importantly) being murdered for centuries, also the only kind of ending he likes is a tragic one.

So basically he takes a random duck out of nowhere, makes her have a crush on a fallen prince, and makes it so that she will be erased from existance if she reveals her crush to the prince, and then gives her superpowers, all for the lulz. Said duck proceeds to fuck shit up with the power of love and understanding." ~ Anonymous

damn that sounds fucking crazy
May 12, 2010 10:19 AM
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Amazing post
Aug 1, 2010 10:31 AM
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Amazing post


Ah seconded. Love it!
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Feb 8, 2011 5:00 PM
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Rofl :D I'm trying to force my friends to watch this, and know I definitely know which plot synopsis to use ;)
Feb 14, 2011 6:29 AM
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hahahaha that was awesome

I have had this on hold forever because I started off watching it in English and the final third of the series doesn't seem to exist in english...I have nothing against watching subs but I hate switching languages halfway through.
Feb 14, 2011 11:57 AM
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Now officially interested.

"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."

Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM
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...now I feel manly again. Or should I say "MANRY"?
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...I mean it's not wrong
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I already watched it yesterday. Don't worry, my manliness is still intact, and I liked the light hearted first half more than the dark second half.
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LOL that has to be the bestshitpost i've seen from 4chan.

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CDRW said:
"It is difficult to explain coherently. The heroine's rival/antagonist is a stripper who uses dark blood magic to sacrifice children to a chaos god by draining them of all their hopes and dreams via semi-literal mind rape. The instigator of the plot is a reality warping author who continues to write the fate of the world despite having his hands cut off and ( more importantly) being murdered for centuries, also the only kind of ending he likes is a tragic one.

So basically he takes a random duck out of nowhere, makes her have a crush on a fallen prince, and makes it so that she will be erased from existance if she reveals her crush to the prince, and then gives her superpowers, all for the lulz. Said duck proceeds to fuck shit up with the power of love and understanding." ~ Anonymous

I mean i doubt people think madoka is for little girls ether. Its just that this aint popular enough
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It takes inspiration from old fairy tales, of course it's going to be metal. Still, props to Anon for delivering yet again.

CDRW said:
I mean i doubt people think madoka is for little girls ether. Its just that this aint popular enough

Do note that this was posted before Madoka aired. Dark magical girl anime did exist then, but they were hardly a typical thing like today. You wouldn't be blamed for immediately thinking something so pink and cute was meant for little girls.

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It’s time to ditch the text file.
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