| As the title says. Don't put obvious things like "don't do your work" but do something out of the ordinary. I'll start. 1. Pee in the coffee machine 2. Make only Chewbacca sounds whenever you open your mouth |
AtlosJul 28, 2020 12:04 PM
 _______I like rocks__  |
| 3. bring a boombox to your meetings 4. slap your coworkers whenever they sneeze |
| 5. fake a cough whenever your boss talks 6. starting an arbitrary fire drill by dropping a lit cigarette into a trashcan |
it's over | we're so back | don't take this too seriously |
| 7. Rape the table. |
| 8. Say "WRYYY" instead of hello to your boss and coworkers all the time 9. Call your boss a filthy casual |
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| 10. Arrive at work in roller skates 11. Draw a moustache on you boss in permanent marker |
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| 12. Scream DIAVOLO!!! at your boss when you see him 13. Say Hail Hydra and do the nazi salute at work wearing a Captain America cosplay |
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| 14. Ask your boss if they're married and say lol if they answer “no” 15. Set fire to your co-workers |
| _______I like rocks__ |
| 16. Force your Boss to watch Berserk 2017 instead of the 90's one 17. Do The Naruto run and keep yelling SASUKEE at work |
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| speak backwards while rubbing everyones shoulders |
お前の病気ほしいな |
| Rape the pencil. |
 サディスティックな考え "JUST KILL ME." サディスティックマインド |
| 20. Use the pencil to play with yourself on the table |
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| 21. Throw water balloons everywhere 22. Attempt to decapitate you co-workers with a Frisbee |
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| 23.poop on boss's desk |
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| 24. Drink on the job (Sperm Bank) |
My Rereads | My Favorite Mangaka | Soylent Green Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame. D W-W&N 🤍 MAL is a far cry from being my main literature site, that's why I won't be doing mere single chapter updates anymore. Manga- aka Baka-Updates + 2 French ones are miles better and more thorough/complete + less restricting. The latter are perfectly suited for Manga/Light Novel/Books collectors such as myself. Less stressful/tiring this way. -g- |
| 26. Tape screenshots of hentai in every place possible. |
| 28. Force your Boss to watch all episodes of Boruto 29. Force your boss to finish Fire Emblem Thracia 776 in a single day without losing any units 30. Everytime your boss complains about your failures you simply start T-posing to assert dominance |
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| 31. Pass them your resignation. |
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| 32. Insult your boss on their body structure |
バンの一味 |
| 33. Ask your boss to pay your salary on whisky, pot and brothel coupons instead of money |
| 36. Burn your work place and claim it was all for the sake of building your Domus Aurea |
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| 37. Insist that you must taste every doorknob before open a door. |
| _______I like rocks__ |
| 38. Ask boss's wife out in front of him. 39. "Accidentally" throw an egg at the boss. |
  Look at the stars, they are retreating. |
| 40. Murder the boss and where there skin to work |
| _______I like rocks__ |
| 41. Call your boss 'mom'...several times...on purpose |
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| 43. tell ur supervisor u listen to 100 gecs |
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45. Get up hours late for the interview. |
L0LlSep 7, 2020 8:48 AM
サディスティックな考え "JUST KILL ME." サディスティックマインド |
| 46. Misuse office properties |
バンの一味 |
| 49. Pound rice at your workplace. |
   "i tried to drown an 8 year old once" - @marinara-sauce バンの一味 |
| 52. watch questionable content at your workplace... without headphones on. |
"i tried to drown an 8 year old once" - @marinara-sauce バンの一味 |
| 53. Jump from the building perma lose the job |
バンの一味 |
| 56. murder your boss |
"i tried to drown an 8 year old once" - @marinara-sauce バンの一味 |
| 57. Become a criminal |
バンの一味 |
58. puke on your boss |
"i tried to drown an 8 year old once" - @marinara-sauce バンの一味 |
| Already edited 59. Gift the boss extremely lewd body pillows |
バンの一味 |
| 60. tickle every coworker every time you see them 61. sing this song incessantly. |
| 61. Gift the boss 'used' lewd body pillows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
"i tried to drown an 8 year old once" - @marinara-sauce バンの一味 |
| 62. Use the boss as a makeshift weapon |
| _______I like rocks__ |
| 63. Sing and dance the lucky star opening at work. Everyday. All day. 64. Replace your boss' coffee with gamer girl bathwater |
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