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Oct 19, 2016 1:14 AM

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7087
broku da raaa



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 1:19 AM

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Tong Qiu killed him.
“Right is right even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it.”
― Saint Augustine
Oct 19, 2016 1:21 AM

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7087
flying in plane
plane disappeared
shark in ocean below
rip



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 1:23 AM

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He heard his phone beep while driving. Excited at the thought of finally getting a text back, he quickly moved all his focus on the lock screen, only to find that it was just the phone company saying he used all his data. Hit with despair, he failed to pay attention to the traffic lights and BOOM.
Oct 19, 2016 1:24 AM

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lol ^

Too busy writing a story that he didn't notice a murderer creepin up behind him.


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Oct 19, 2016 1:29 AM

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7087
sharp pineapple



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 1:31 AM

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sunlight exposure after many years
Oct 19, 2016 1:33 AM

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7087
tried to pat head and rub belly at same time
broke science
universe collapsed
rip



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 1:33 AM

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I killed him for posting faster than me.
“Right is right even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it.”
― Saint Augustine
Oct 19, 2016 1:37 AM

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7087
woke up
sneezed
hit head on wall
rip



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 1:41 AM

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Scratched out his own face with an evil smile.
“Right is right even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it.”
― Saint Augustine
Oct 19, 2016 1:42 AM

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7087
read a book
feel asleep on book
paper cut
rip



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 10:43 AM
Émilia Hoarfrost

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Making out with aliens, senpai-bzii came a lot but in the throat, fell asleep during sex, suffocated from cum



Oct 19, 2016 11:02 AM

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Died of dehydration after marathon wanking

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven


Oct 19, 2016 11:02 AM

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7087
drown in cereal bowl



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 11:02 AM

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Just died very much.
quincey too.
Oct 19, 2016 11:24 AM
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Closed eyes, fell into a ball pit that had a snake in it. Never returned.
Oct 19, 2016 11:25 AM

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Pissed off OP from another forum by rating Shelter a 4. OP finally lost his mind and killed them.
Oct 19, 2016 11:26 AM
Captain Eyepatch

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Watched to much anime, without eating and drinking anything.
Oct 19, 2016 11:29 AM

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7087
fought a seal



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 11:34 AM

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Their edgy phase finally got the best of them
Oct 19, 2016 11:34 AM

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Apr 2014
7087
too much puggle huggles



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 11:57 AM
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3085
"What are you gonna do, stab me?!"
Then gets stabbed several times in the pelvic region.
Oct 19, 2016 2:34 PM

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Screaming so hard that all her organs flew out
Oct 19, 2016 2:37 PM

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7087
too much noot noot hehehehehe



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 2:38 PM

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Oct 19, 2016 2:40 PM

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Apr 2014
7087
it was a dark and then yous get and find but u why if then and then you'd find the it's dark and u'd and help me



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 2:40 PM

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Oct 19, 2016 2:43 PM

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Ate too much ass
Oct 19, 2016 2:44 PM

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Apr 2014
7087
can't see feet



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 2:44 PM
Oct 19, 2016 3:28 PM

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slipped on a banana peel
お前の病気ほしいな
Oct 19, 2016 4:17 PM

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Mar 2016
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Torn to bits by experimental machine.
Oct 19, 2016 4:18 PM

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18237
Oct 19, 2016 4:21 PM
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Slapped to death by Fuery.





Oct 19, 2016 4:22 PM

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Headbanging too hard at a Sonata Arctica concert
You think the worst of all is far behind
The Vampyre of time and memories has died
I survived.
I speak, I breathe,
I'm incomplete
I'm alive - hooray!
You're wrong again
'Cause I feel no love

Oct 19, 2016 4:22 PM

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16259
^
Dick riding trump resulted in his end.
Sundae said:
Ate too much ass
I can confirm this.
Oct 19, 2016 4:24 PM

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smothered by a fat guy who accidentally tripped and fell on you
お前の病気ほしいな
Oct 19, 2016 4:25 PM

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7087
met mr.keyboard



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 5:50 PM
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died from suffocation from a pillow and moved onto loli hell.
Oct 19, 2016 6:00 PM

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Decided to try a pure Soylent diet. Proceeded to have never ending diarrhea. Found faceplanting the bathroom floor with pants still down, presumably died of dehydration.
Oct 19, 2016 6:03 PM

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Jul 2013
7208
He was eaten by a cannibal :(


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Oct 19, 2016 6:11 PM

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@timetorepent



looket all them demons
oh boy am i scared
i better run


    
Oct 19, 2016 6:32 PM

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I told him to DIE.


This is how it all begins.



My RYM|My Last.Fm|My Steam
Oct 19, 2016 6:35 PM
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told a lie and had to swallow a thousand needles, he didnt make it :(
Oct 19, 2016 6:40 PM

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Drank my poison-flavored smoothie
I miss my GIFs of old ass memes.
Oct 19, 2016 7:29 PM

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Trying to catch a Dragonite in Pokemon Go
SomeEdgeLord said:

I WILL report you from this forum if this continues.
In real life, I am one of the coldest, unsympathetic, people you'll ever know, who's grown up in an even colder household, you really don't want me to break my persona, I know how to make people feel bad.

YearnsforAttention said:
hm who has 1656 friends on MAL
that's right me
bye bye

YearnsforAttention said:
I don't want your approval
how many damn times do I need to say it
I enjoy irritating you
I am gonna do things MY way
Oct 19, 2016 7:30 PM

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talked back after being asked "Y u no doctor yet"
Oct 19, 2016 7:32 PM
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stabbed herself while trying to open a jar with a knife
Oct 19, 2016 8:00 PM

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Found a colorful mushroom in the woods and ate it because it was pretty. Then realized it might have had germs on it, so drank some bleach. Then realized that bleach isn't good for you, so drank some ammonia to react with it.

Then died from unrelated food poisoning caused by eating pizza that was a day too old.
"Shocking truth!" ~Chaika Trabant
"How unpleasant." ~Kuriyama Mirai
"Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there." ~Rem
"You don't die for your friends; you live for them." ~Misaka Mikoto
"Now I believe. In my own strength... and in the one who gave me that strength." ~Roze
"I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams."
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