What's Your Excuse? How to Play: The player above you will make statement telling you to do something. You have to come up with a creative excuse to get yourself out of it. Then you will pose your own command/statement to the player below you. Example: Player 1: Why is everything on the floor? Player 2: Gravity, just gravity. It just sucks... Can't do much about it. Go walk the dog! Player 3: I can't. I have to attend my friend's grandma's sister's aunt's goldfish funeral. Go clean that babies butt! Go flush your goldfish down the toilet! |
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| No! What kind of absurd statement is that??? Do you honestly think I'd fall in love. I'd rather fly. Go do the laundry! |
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| Why should I? I'm so lazy I'd rather pay someone all my money to do it. Jump off a building for my amusement |
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| Sorry, I'm too busy saving blind orphans at the moment ^.^ Go eat a cake~ |
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| I'm too busy stuffing my face with other cakes. Gimme money |
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| Give me a second. I'm currently making it rain in my penthouse. Find me a porcupine. |
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| *looks for porcupine and touches the quills on purpose* Now I need a band aid |
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| Too bad we're out of band aids since someone thought it was a wise idea to put their hand inside a blender. Now go make some tea. |
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| All of the tea leaves were consumed by the ants. If you want some tea, I can soak the ant poo into the water for you. Go unclog the toilet. |
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| Hey, are you pulling the racist card???? Is it just because I'm Asian! You forgot to put rice on your math homework too. I only work for rice. Destroy the internet. |
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| No, cereal is decent. Vegetables are good. Go eat cereal you unhealthy fart! Throw me a party! |
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| I'm sorry my friend, when it comes to stuff like this I'm as bad as Pluto. I really don't know how to planet. Throw away my pizza! |
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| I brought you a pet but my dog ate it, I'm sorry! Please get me Senjougahara! |
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| Books no longer exist. They were all burned because the Earth got too hot due to global warming. Yup, bye bye books. Slap a hamburger in a kid's face. |
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| Not possible. Once you lose it, it's gone forever. That's why you should never come to MAL. Blow up the moon. |
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Someone else did it How old are you? |
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| Here's the map *leads you the wrong way* I'm not a pedophile because I'm 12 Cook me food |
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| I'm allergic to cats Play a song |
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| I don't have a song Pet a Lion |
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| What walls? Why do you insist on putting up walls when you can have freedom! Strive for freedom my friend! Rip off my leg hair. |
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| What !!! Are you insane ? Hair are very important they keep you warm ... you are a man why don't you cut your nose before ripping off your leg hairs ???? Excuse no. 2: Why do you hate your leg hairs ? If you want to hate something hate Evil and rip off all the Evil from the World..... Lick my Feet ! |
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| You assume just because I'm from England I can read? you're making me feel bad because I can't. Are you free today? lets hang out. |
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| I can't do it today cause my inflatable waifu will miss me at home. Go cut the hedges, it's getting wild out there. |
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| I'm a T-rex how do you expect me to hold the hedge cutters! ;_; Where is that £20 you owe me? |
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| I paid you back a while ago, remember? ;) Hey, tell a funny joke. |
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| *cries* I dare not. The last time I told one, a star from a distant galaxy died. It was my fault, and now I can never joke again. Anyway, call you old teacher. |
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| I can't call them cause they all got an early invitation to participate in MARS 1. Blast they go. Grab a big tea spoon and attack.  |
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| Not motivated enough to get an education Get a haircut |
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| I wish, but I'm lazy (this is for real) Change your forum avatar. Better yet, put Inferno Cop in your favorite characters list XD! |
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| Can't. The characters on my list pleaded not to add anymore. Ask an acquaintance for a 2-hour ride on his/her car. |
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| I can't cause I get sick in cars. Watch Boku No Pico. |
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| I would but our country just threw away the internet, sorry! Run a marathon. |
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| I will, once I watch every anime ever created. Sing the song. |
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| Can't. I'm shy Tell me a bedtime story. |
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| Leave me alone! I wanna sleep! Tell yourself a bedtime story. Help me get in Diamond in League of Legends. |
| Sorry don't know what that is....thus I can't help you! When you going to get married? |
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| I have guy-too-close-phobia so I probably can't. Go back in time and marry the Emperor of China. |
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| How can I when I am the Emperor of china? Do your homework! |
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