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If MAL were an action movie, what role fits you best?

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So, MAL is now an action movie. Which are you?
Cannon fodder/innocent bystander. RIP
The dashing hero/good guy #1.
The hero's sidekick.
The comic relief.
The good guy mastermind/strategist.
The good guy geek/tech specialist.
The good guy heavy weapons pro.
The main bad guy.
The evil #2, aka "trusted lieutenant" etc.
Evil minion/pawn/expendable grunt. Probably gets killed by some awesome move by the hero.
The evil geek/tech specialist.
A mostly ineffectual police officer.
A badass Marine. Or possibly Space Marine. Or even better female Marine. Oh yeah, baby. Marines.
Some kind of monster.
A busybody reporter who hopefully dies at some point in the movie.
A news anchor, broadcasting the mayhem to the world.
A priest. Or priestess. Or some other clergy with some miniscule relation to the plot.
The good guy's shrink. Because he probably needs one.
The bad guy's shrink, because he probably needs one more.
A little kid who serves no purpose but to be helpless/protected.
Damsel or person in distress, existing only to be rescued by the hero.
The alien scourge or some kind of monster.
An obnoxious but sometimes useful animal that most viewers would really like to see die.
Other. (please explain)
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Jul 24, 2014 1:48 PM
#51
OG-3

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Mob character lol
Jul 24, 2014 1:51 PM
#52
Tachii

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The person taking care of the action hero off screen when they're in rehab.

Shamelessly inserting my reviews. |
Jul 24, 2014 3:45 PM
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Mirania

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Tachii said:
The person taking care of the action hero off screen when they're in rehab.


Main character: what about my entire team, don't tell me, I am the only one that made it?

psychiatrist: well..um..

Main character: what about the town we were protecting, or my family?

Psychiatrist: The world is in your debt sir.
Jul 24, 2014 4:43 PM
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Spooks

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Either the main villain if it was more a smaller action movie with tense scenes. So I would be the crazy calm kind of bad guy like along the lines of Gary oldmans character in Leon "EVERYONE!"

If it was a larger more fantasy style action movie I would be the very good hired merc character who stands by the main villain and gets all the dirt work done, like boba fett and also knows when its time to bug out when its not going the villains way so survives the movie.

Kibura the merc maid.
Jul 24, 2014 4:48 PM
#55
RedRoseFring

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I'd be the tactician that also provides the moral backbone of the heroes.
"Let Justice Be Done!"

My Theme
Fight again, fight again for justice!
Jul 24, 2014 4:48 PM
#56
Yamikaze

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I have no idea, maybe the cable guy? :)

Jul 24, 2014 5:00 PM
#57
sodomized

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loli... jk, i'd be a local street whore just like irl
Jul 24, 2014 5:09 PM
#58
Dick_Dawkins

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Evil trusted lieutenant.
Trance said:
I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man.
Jul 24, 2014 5:20 PM
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jennicide

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That obnoxious but sometimes helpful animal that most viewers would like to see die.

Jul 24, 2014 8:31 PM
#60
Aqutan
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Feb 2014
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The Director. I love me a puppet show.
Jul 24, 2014 8:34 PM
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-Riptide-

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The audience who watches the movie while eating popcorn.
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