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Jul 2, 2014 12:06 AM
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Went to save the brave little toaster after passing through a dimensional gate. he traveled for 3 weeks until getting close to the toaster's location. at was late but he was covered in blood from slaughtering a giant boar for food and a warm blanket for the night. So, nony went to bathe in a nearby stream. Waist deep in the water after a few minutes of bathing he heard a noise in the bushes
"What's that?" he said to himself quietly.
As he turned around he could see his buddy he has been looking for for 3 weeks. inching closer to the stream
"I can't believe i got free!! did you come to save me?"
"Yes!! how did you make it out here?"
"well you see...."
As they continued to chat about the situation the brave little toaster inched his way closer to the stream.
"and that's the end of how i escaped!^_^"
"O good! we can go back :D but there's something i need you to toast first. so i killed this boar---"
The brave little toaster leaps into the air and with mighty force behind his voice his screams
"FUUUUCK YOU NONYFLAH!!!!!"
*bBZZZzzZttTTTt***

Nonyflah went limp, and smoke arose from his body as he began floating downstream. the smell of burned flesh in the air as the moon (the only witness) beams down on the murder scene.
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Burned while trying to be a hero and save someone from a burning building
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Tried to hurt Rito. Got wrecked by Momo.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
Jul 2, 2014 12:20 AM
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Car crash

Jul 2, 2014 12:21 AM

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executed for treason
Jul 2, 2014 12:23 AM
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Blood loss. Pillowpants the pussy troll bit of his manhood.

Jul 2, 2014 3:11 AM

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Raped
Jul 2, 2014 3:13 AM

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turned into orange juice (LCL)
Jul 2, 2014 3:31 AM

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He looked at my avvy :/
Jul 2, 2014 3:57 AM

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Choked on a dick.
Jul 2, 2014 7:01 AM

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x-Tr1gger said:
Went to save the brave little toaster after passing through a dimensional gate. he traveled for 3 weeks until getting close to the toaster's location. at was late but he was covered in blood from slaughtering a giant boar for food and a warm blanket for the night. So, nony went to bathe in a nearby stream. Waist deep in the water after a few minutes of bathing he heard a noise in the bushes
"What's that?" he said to himself quietly.
As he turned around he could see his buddy he has been looking for for 3 weeks. inching closer to the stream
"I can't believe i got free!! did you come to save me?"
"Yes!! how did you make it out here?"
"well you see...."
As they continued to chat about the situation the brave little toaster inched his way closer to the stream.
"and that's the end of how i escaped!^_^"
"O good! we can go back :D but there's something i need you to toast first. so i killed this boar---"
The brave little toaster leaps into the air and with mighty force behind his voice his screams
"FUUUUCK YOU NONYFLAH!!!!!"
*bBZZZzzZttTTTt***

Nonyflah went limp, and smoke arose from his body as he began floating downstream. the smell of burned flesh in the air as the moon (the only witness) beams down on the murder scene.


Choked up by such a touching story...
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Jul 2, 2014 7:04 AM

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Plane crashed in sbyrstall room
Jul 2, 2014 7:28 AM

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anal to the death
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torture with drop of water for 1 week - try to commit suicide, his wife finds him, catch him, slips, and they fell down trough rabbit whole and get stabbed on big spike O.o
Jul 2, 2014 7:38 AM
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Myocardial infarction
Jul 2, 2014 7:41 AM

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by Swallowing the Bomb I guess its the Big smile eh :P
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I killed him O_O
If anime characters were real, i'd probably be the happiest person alive! Or just dead.... ^_^

Jul 2, 2014 7:43 AM

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Cancer
Jul 2, 2014 7:47 AM

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Washed in the washing maschine
Jul 2, 2014 10:12 AM

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Unbalanced load
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Jul 2, 2014 10:15 AM
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Happily died because of the oldness.
Jul 2, 2014 10:16 AM

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Ran out of pier.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Jul 2, 2014 10:17 AM

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shoved off a cliff
I CELEBRATE myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.
Jul 2, 2014 10:28 AM

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ThisNameSucks said:
Cancer
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HoWlOfTerrOr said:
torture with drop of water for 1 week - try to commit suicide, his wife finds him, catch him, slips, and they fell down trough rabbit whole and get stabbed on big spike O.o


You sure are creative and do not lack fantasy
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Jul 2, 2014 11:58 AM
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Death by nosebleed.


No music, no life. Know music, know life. Thomas Carlyle
Jul 2, 2014 12:01 PM

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Attempted extreme skydiving, but was unable to catch his parachute
Jul 2, 2014 3:45 PM

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Drank himself to death.
Jul 2, 2014 11:36 PM

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Drowned in the tub.
Jul 2, 2014 11:40 PM
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Suffocation

Jul 2, 2014 11:54 PM

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Fapping too much.
Jul 3, 2014 1:18 AM

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Watched boku no pico.
Jul 3, 2014 1:19 AM
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faggot overdose
Jul 3, 2014 1:20 AM
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Heart attack from rage

Jul 3, 2014 4:44 AM

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overrun by lolis
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Jul 4, 2014 5:44 AM

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Stuck fork in a socket
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Ate too much chocolate
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struck by a zero-G toilet seat dislodged from the de-orbiting Soviet space station.
Jul 4, 2014 5:49 AM

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got hit in the head by a clown who had a big large hammer coz he made fun of him
Jul 4, 2014 6:09 AM

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Was accidentally squished to death by me
Jul 4, 2014 6:15 AM

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got bitten by me.

Will come back later..need to watch tokyo Ghoul thing..which someone bugging me to watch =.=
Jul 4, 2014 6:19 AM

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Drowned in pussy.
Jul 4, 2014 6:20 AM

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your head exploded with lemon juice after witnessing such unimaginable horrors which shatter your very perception of reality itself.
For those who seek perfection, there can be no rest on this side of the grave.
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
Jul 4, 2014 6:20 AM

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was obliterated from existence when they saw my awesome power
I've been here way too long...
Jul 4, 2014 6:52 AM
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Choked while sucking his own dick
Jul 4, 2014 11:37 AM

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Swallowed a bottle of Coke and a roll of Menthos. It had no effect but everyone around you executed you for witchcraft because of it since they expected you to explode.
Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.

Does it feel lonely?
Jul 4, 2014 11:43 AM

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TOASTER DID IT
Jul 4, 2014 1:43 PM

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FAPTALITY.
Jul 4, 2014 1:49 PM

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He died :/
Jul 4, 2014 1:56 PM

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He's already dead :/

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