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Mar 14, 2018 7:55 PM

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Marvel at how humans are so stupid

those dumbasses
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Mar 14, 2018 8:21 PM

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I am already a God, in a sense that everyone does not even know who the fuck am I, nor believe I wrote the bible, surely, because I am lazy as fuck.
Mar 15, 2018 1:00 AM

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Extend my godhood indefinitely, duh.

If that's not an option, then I'd start with adjusting my body - fix eyesight, remove scars, make sure everything inside works perfectly etc.
After that I'd probably just secure myself long and happy life. Spawn a lot of material goods or money, stabilize world the best I can by removing, replacing or brainwashing key politicians. Reduce CO2 in air by like 80ppm. Make loli hentai legal worldwide. Stuff like that.

Alternatively I could create opportunity for myself to achieve permanent godhood, or at least immortality, later.
Mar 15, 2018 3:45 AM

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i will destroy this world for sure :)
Mar 16, 2018 12:35 AM

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I'll convert everyones to become otaku and this world will be better place ;)
Mar 21, 2018 12:33 PM

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* Gather the world's most horrible people and keep them imprisonment for all their lives.
* Give the people I dislike the karma they deserve... Then make them watch my success for the rest of their lives
* Form a large and successful company that I'd be the head of when I get back to Earth.
* Fix some political issues.
* Give myself all the anime merchandise I want

Wait a second, I'm an atheist. That means...
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Mar 21, 2018 12:39 PM
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I'd give myself 2 million Euros, easy. And get me a first edition of a shit tone of books I like :)
Also, probably travel in time to meet certain people, or just watch them for a bit.
Mar 21, 2018 1:03 PM

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I don't think I would use for personal cause. I'd rather try to fix my life on my own.
I mean what's the point of life if you have everything u need without having to work for it? *Even tho I think i would probably use it to get some annoying people out of my life or whatever but that's it*
So I'd probably stop war and crime and things like that:p
Mar 21, 2018 7:12 PM

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Well, knowing how I am, I'd screw it up somehow.

I can almost hear my mother now, "he becomes the most powerful being in the universe and he still can't hit a baseball to save his life."
i watch anime
Mar 21, 2018 7:16 PM
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I will give second chance to humanity for them to change world much worst place
Mar 21, 2018 8:28 PM

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Fix all the little problems I have with some videogame franchises I like.

Better than anime industry so that no anime can ever have bad animation and so that workers get paid what they deserve without having to almost kill themselves.

Create money out of fin air till I have enough money for a two whole life times so that I'll never need to work EVER.
You are not your body, you are your brain, the "self" that emerges from within it.
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