[NSFW] No Fap Contest Round 2 - official thread

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Raikenzera said:

HaXXspetten said:
this isn't a play by play thread

also as NSFW as it might be, Saya isn't exactly a very erotic story lol

Nope, but where there's an H-scene, there's a way.

well there are all kinds of people out there on the internet so I guess so... somehow

Jan 9, 2014 8:16 AM

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Wecc said:
What i've learned from everything Gen Urobuchi related is never trust whoever is in charge

That, and the fact that people die. Usually by being killed.

OT: NSFW

Jan 9, 2014 8:19 AM

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HaXXspetten said:

Raikenzera said:

HaXXspetten said:
this isn't a play by play thread

also as NSFW as it might be, Saya isn't exactly a very erotic story lol

Nope, but where there's an H-scene, there's a way.

well there are all kinds of people out there on the internet so I guess so... somehow

Some people have a fetish for monsters that'll suck your dick before eating it.

Wecc said:
All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 9:23 AM

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Raikenzera said:

HaXXspetten said:

Raikenzera said:

HaXXspetten said:
this isn't a play by play thread

also as NSFW as it might be, Saya isn't exactly a very erotic story lol

Nope, but where there's an H-scene, there's a way.

well there are all kinds of people out there on the internet so I guess so... somehow

Some people have a fetish for monsters that'll suck your dick before eating it.

Got interesting thing for that

http://www.mangareader.net/96-1137-48/berserk/chapter-17.html
http://www.mangareader.net/96-1137-49/berserk/chapter-17.html

Jan 9, 2014 9:37 AM

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Fascinating...

Wecc said:
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Jan 9, 2014 9:39 AM

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I know right

Jan 9, 2014 10:45 AM

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just me or is noone actually losing atm

Jan 9, 2014 10:48 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
just me or is noone actually losing atm

i dont think anyone lost since i last checked in

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Jan 9, 2014 10:56 AM

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Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
Emo Kid

You are 29% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

Emo Kid
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

So I'm an emo kid who likes listening to hardcore rap and anime ost, plays football, athletic(more athletic than most people on MAL), is an avid gamer, and loves yuri/shoujo-ai and moe/kawaii anime. What kind of emo kid am I?!

Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.

http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Jan 9, 2014 10:59 AM

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this was super cute

nsfw

Jan 9, 2014 11:03 AM

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PWJP said:
So after reading yet another 4 pages of off-topic content, I have finally realized Willy's master plan: keep derailing the thread for a few moments, thus diluting the fap material so we let down our guards. Then the next time someone posts something, it'll much more effective.
ER GAWD WHAT A TWIST .

Brilliant!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8Osz9RnvY

*at school, can't post fap material so here's this:

http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/wallpaper/k-on_nakano_azusa_azunyan_desktop_1600x1200_hd-wallpaper-676389.jpg

oh wait..I lied. Here you go NSFW:

Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.

http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Jan 9, 2014 11:14 AM

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ew real girls

Jan 9, 2014 11:25 AM

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HaXXspetten said:
this was super cute

nsfw

Cute indeed. I'm glad I lost this competition early on.

Jan 9, 2014 11:25 AM

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I think that's the only thing on here that actually has real women in it.... Gross.

Wecc said:
All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 11:32 AM

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1L0can0 said:
oh wait..I lied. Here you go NSFW:

That is the most disgusting female behind I have ever seen.

Jan 9, 2014 11:33 AM

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PWJP said:

1L0can0 said:
oh wait..I lied. Here you go NSFW:

That is the most disgusting female behind I have ever seen.

Why did my curiosity have to betray me. That is terrible, even by 3D standards

Jan 9, 2014 11:47 AM

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full coloruu harem time

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Jan 9, 2014 11:51 AM

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Needed more Kobato.

Wecc said:
All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 11:52 AM

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It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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Needed less yozora

Jan 9, 2014 11:55 AM

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Raikenzera said:
Needed more Kobato.

well I'm sure these two have been posted numerous times already but they're good

nsfw

Jan 9, 2014 12:32 PM

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HaXXspetten said:

Raikenzera said:
Needed more Kobato.

well I'm sure these two have been posted numerous times already but they're good

nsfw

I really have to remember this page after I win this.

Wecc said:
All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 1:42 PM

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Who's next in the inactivity DQ line?
And we really need more material here, preferably something other than doujins :/

Jan 9, 2014 1:44 PM

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What about "bunny_lover". I don't think I've seen them post here once.

Wecc said:
All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 1:48 PM

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Raikenzera said:
What about "bunny_lover". I don't think I've seen them post here once.

He has posted in this thread, though it's been a while.
Does using the NSFW VN pics from VNDB in this thread count as desperate?

Jan 9, 2014 1:53 PM

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It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=709939&show=3460#msg27472283 bunny_lover's last post 01-05-14, 5:27 AM
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=709939&show=3500#msg27484207 ElPysCongroo's last post 01-05-14, 4:43 PM

Ya at this point mostly everyone is posting daily and i doubt anyone is gonna dq

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Jan 9, 2014 1:59 PM

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PWJP said:

Raikenzera said:
What about "bunny_lover". I don't think I've seen them post here once.

He has posted in this thread, though it's been a while.
Does using the NSFW VN pics from VNDB in this thread count as desperate?

how about you just screenshot them from the games themselves instead lol

but no that doesn't work anyway, you need to play them to enjoy (and understand) them

Jan 9, 2014 2:34 PM

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This is the first time in this contest that we haven't had someone get out daily.

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Jan 9, 2014 3:09 PM

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Mauno said:
Geezers, my mental age is apparently 30. Some of my friends have pointed out I'm like an old man when it comes to new experiences. Watching live when a heavy bazooka is launched, no fucks given. Like I would've seen it 100 times before.

Some Kyokai no Kanata doujin I found on Facebook (yes, facebook) today. NSFW:

I got 36

Ugh 3 doujin to read right as i get home -_-.

Jan 9, 2014 4:27 PM

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Hai.

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Jan 9, 2014 4:43 PM

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WillyL said:
Hai.

yo

Jan 9, 2014 4:49 PM

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Astros477 said:

WillyL said:
Hai.

yo

Sup.

Wecc said:
All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 4:50 PM

#3632

It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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Raikenzera said:

Astros477 said:

WillyL said:
Hai.

yo

Sup.

Greetings

Jan 9, 2014 5:07 PM

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WillyL said:
Hai.

Hai. Plz lose already.

Jan 9, 2014 5:09 PM

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If I fail my english presentation or physics test next week, I'll promise to disqualify myself.

Jan 9, 2014 5:11 PM

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FrostbyteDOT said:
If I fail my english presentation or physics test next week, I'll promise to disqualify myself.

Good luck!

Jan 9, 2014 5:14 PM

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FrostbyteDOT said:
If I fail my english presentation or physics test next week, I'll promise to disqualify myself.

Any particular reason why? Just curious.

Jan 9, 2014 5:15 PM

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PWJP said:

WillyL said:
Hai.

Hai. Plz lose already.

After going this far ? U MAD !?

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Jan 9, 2014 5:18 PM

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It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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PWJP said:

FrostbyteDOT said:
If I fail my english presentation or physics test next week, I'll promise to disqualify myself.

Any particular reason why? Just curious.

I would assume out of frustration for failing the test he would masturbate

Jan 9, 2014 5:20 PM

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PWJP said:

FrostbyteDOT said:
If I fail my english presentation or physics test next week, I'll promise to disqualify myself.

Any particular reason why? Just curious.

If I do get a grade of B or below, then it's probably because I spend too much time on this site.

Don't worry though, I'll still do my best to extend the length of this M competition. After all, this is my only justification for me reading wincest filled loli doujins.

Jan 9, 2014 5:37 PM

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PWJP said:

WillyL said:
Hai.

Hai. Plz lose already.

Looks like we got a weak link.

Jan 9, 2014 5:39 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

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Astros477 said:

PWJP said:

WillyL said:
Hai.

Hai. Plz lose already.

Looks like we got a weak link.

Indeed, I think we know who's going out next.

Wecc said:
All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 9, 2014 5:40 PM

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Jan 9, 2014 5:50 PM

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Raikenzera said:

Astros477 said:

PWJP said:

WillyL said:
Hai.

Hai. Plz lose already.

Looks like we got a weak link.

Indeed, I think we know who's going out next.

Oh please, I'm holding out just fine. It's just that the lack of disqualified gentlemen bothers me.

Jan 9, 2014 7:20 PM

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http://www.memecenter.com/fun/2698417/how-to-flirt-with-a-pretty-girl

Found this relevant

Jan 9, 2014 7:21 PM

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It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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Astros477 said:
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/2698417/how-to-flirt-with-a-pretty-girl

Found this relevant

that's not how you eat a toblerone

Jan 9, 2014 7:29 PM

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Wecc said:

Astros477 said:
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/2698417/how-to-flirt-with-a-pretty-girl

Found this relevant

that's not how you eat a toblerone

No?
Does that means that I've been doing it wrong my whole life?

Anime List || Manga List

Jan 9, 2014 7:30 PM

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Wecc said:

Astros477 said:
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/2698417/how-to-flirt-with-a-pretty-girl

Found this relevant

that's not how you eat a toblerone

Didn't even know what that was. I must try it sometime, but i'm to stupid to figure out how to order from their website. SMH

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/2695323/too-small

Next Christmas Lol

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Jan 9, 2014 7:32 PM

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So... people are still not fapping on this thread or wtf?

I luv u

Jan 9, 2014 7:34 PM

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