| I caught mewtwo with full hp using a pokeball at the first try |
| In every score, there's a feeling... |
| Let's go to bed ~no homo |
| I could totally pass as a girl. So... how about it? |
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| The bed you get into every night actually belongs to me, even if you dispute this FACT, it doesn't change the FACT that it belongs to me, so you should have no problem getting in my bed whatsoever, as it too also belongs to me. #FACT! |
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| I have a dragon dildo. So.... how 'bout it? |
Wecc said: All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps! |
| If there were only 4 starbursts left: 1 red, 1 pink, 1 yellow, and 1 orange, I would eat the yellow and orange ones. Not because they were my favorite, but because I know you love the red and pink ones. |
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| Let us engage in sexual intercourse on top of this bedding. |
an egomaniac and a fool |
| I have a $1000 dollar mattress store coupon. |
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| Onii-chan plllz |
| I'll give u uggz and ipad |
| Ropes, Bindings, Dom/Sub, Control, Also Emo ;) |
| Get in the fuckin' bed before I blast your nipples off. |
Wecc said: All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps! |
| A guide for Dom'ing |
| I have cookies. |
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| I have lots of meganes for you to play with... |
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| I don't have to, already in bed w him |
| I've got a box of wine and some more box of wine....plus I have to leave early in the morning.....and a dumb looking beard.... I'll give you $20 |
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| Fight Club > Anime Scott Pilgrim > Manga Death Cab for Cutie > Yuki Kajura "Who'd you rather be? The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?" MY REVIEWS! READ THEM. http://myanimelist.net/profile/StillSwingin007/reviews |
| I have the most inspiring looking penis....you should probably feel it. |
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| Moo! |
Korrvo said: I like lolis. I don't like them sexually. It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers. But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs. http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn |
1L0can0 said: Damn it....Moo! OT: Hey....do you want to see my IPod? (side note, that's actually the first thing a friend of mine said to the woman he is now married with.......) |
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unmemorable_hero said: 1L0can0 said: Damn it....Moo! OT: Hey....do you want to see my IPod? (side note, that's actually the first thing a friend of mine said to the woman he is now married with.......) Moo? *still eating same piece of grass in her mouth* Thank you [NSFW] No Fap Contest Round 2 - official thread for introducing me to such a hella funny H-doujin. Gets me every single time. |
Korrvo said: I like lolis. I don't like them sexually. It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers. But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs. http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn |
| please, I have money |
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| I have Flume's money. |
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| If you take 1 step on my property, I will shoot you. |
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| Mine is bigger than cenas |
הלב שלי כבר מת |
| I have cake! |
Take care of yourself |
I won't try, I'll succeed just by tasering you until you fall unconscious. |
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| Hey. Go to bed! |
| Go to bed glasses-kun |
 Nico- said: Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite |
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| If you don't get in the bed I will handcuff you and tie you to it. |
| Too lazy to make a signature. F*** it. |
| My love for you is like a truck BERSERKER Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER |
| Go to bed, please. |
| Sieg Zeon! |
| Go to bed now! Something mysterious awaits you there... |
| I am that mysterious something. |
| I am in my bed. |
| Sieg Zeon! |
| Get yo ass in bed before I pop a cap up in yo testes! |
| I'm all about justice but right now I'm all about just us |
הלב שלי כבר מת |
| I've got cookies. |
| Too lazy to make a signature. F*** it. |
| Bed time, kitty kitty kitty... |
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| Does this smell like chloroform to you? |
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| does this smell like chloroform to you? |
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