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Nov 30, 2013 11:45 AM
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Don't Necrobump this thread o' i'll shank yo ass fool.
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Nov 30, 2013 11:46 AM
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harlock
an egomaniac and a fool

Nov 30, 2013 11:47 AM
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go to bed, fucker.
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Nov 30, 2013 11:48 AM
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My GAR factor is as strong as Inferno Cop, you can't resist.
Nov 30, 2013 11:48 AM
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I'll dress up as Princess Tutu and lick you all over the place.
Nov 30, 2013 11:49 AM
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I have ice cream
I have french toast but no syrup
Nov 30, 2013 11:49 AM
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^^
DarknessOfEmo | 4 hours ago
Aha nope. And that's why you about to changed your username. Admit defeat that I'm the better emo than you.

^
I have a bunch of tsunderes all oiled up and ready for you.
Nov 30, 2013 11:51 AM
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do you want me to paint you?
Nov 30, 2013 11:51 AM
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I am the captain of the Arcadia
הלב שלי כבר מת
Nov 30, 2013 11:51 AM

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YolozuyaSwagSon said:
I am the captain of the Arcadia

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

I'll cosplay as Harlock
an egomaniac and a fool

Nov 30, 2013 11:52 AM

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I will give you a harlock of a time
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Nov 30, 2013 11:56 AM
*hug noises*

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My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
Nov 30, 2013 11:57 AM

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Im cocked and loaded, and i know you are as well.
Nov 30, 2013 11:59 AM

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*zips down zipper*

"Let's fuck."

*walks off to the restroom*
Nov 30, 2013 3:12 PM

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i'll pay you later
Nov 30, 2013 3:12 PM

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I got a great job for you. Great pay, short hours.
Nov 30, 2013 3:15 PM
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you sexy desu~
Nov 30, 2013 3:16 PM

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I'll purge you.
Nov 30, 2013 3:16 PM

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yes give me your money and i'll consider it
Nov 30, 2013 3:38 PM

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please I don't wanna share my bed with anyone
Nov 30, 2013 3:42 PM

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Not even pralan?
Nov 30, 2013 3:43 PM

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We can't fit the same bed >_>
Nov 30, 2013 3:45 PM

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Well that was lame and cliche
Nov 30, 2013 3:48 PM

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I have loli bitch very good yes.
Nov 30, 2013 3:49 PM

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WHAT
Nov 30, 2013 3:49 PM

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I am a slow learner.
Please learn about cel animation and its technical process.
Learn how special effects and backlighting were done without computers.

Nov 30, 2013 4:08 PM
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You're not Polychrome :(. I got three 1st edition Blue Eyes White Dragon cards
Nov 30, 2013 4:16 PM

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Go to bed or the boo man will come out of the closet. Sleep well sweety
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Nov 30, 2013 4:18 PM
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I'll pay you, slut.
Nov 30, 2013 4:19 PM

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I am the first Kanzentai lover created by Dr. Gero. I gain a zenkai boost for every sexual encounter that I have thus my love making is over 9000.
Nov 30, 2013 4:23 PM

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Let's just go to sleep.
Nov 30, 2013 4:32 PM
Nov 30, 2013 4:33 PM

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Would you mind stepping in that bed and sleep sir? Thanks in advance.
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Nov 30, 2013 4:35 PM
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I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. It was in the dictionary next to "KABLAM!"
Nov 30, 2013 5:44 PM

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Ill sing you a song.
I need your love, i need your time, when everyhitngs wrong. you make it right.
I feal so high I come alive, i need to be free with you tonight!
I need your love!!!

I need your love!!!


I take a deap breath everytime i cross your door.
I know your there but i dont see you anymore.
And thats the reason your in the dark.
ive been a stranger ever since we fell apart.
i dont feel so helpless here.
watch my eyes fill with fear.
tell me do you feal the same?
hold me in your arms again!

I need your love!!! i need your time!!!
when everythings wrong! you make it rise!
I feel so high! i come alive! I need to be free with you tonight!
I need your love!!!!!!!!!

I need your love!!!!!!

Now im dreaming, will i ever find you now?
i walk in circles but ill never figure out.
what i mean to you.
do i belong
i try to fight this, but i know im not that strong.
and i feal so helpless here!!!!!
watch my eyes fill with fear!!
tell me do you feal the same!
hold me in your arms again!

I need your love!!!
I need your Time!!!
When everythings Wrong!!!
you make it risE!
i feal so high! i come alive
i need to be free with you tonight!
i need your love!!!!

I need your love!!!

all the years! all the times! you have never been to blame
and now my eyes are open! and now my arms are open!
and all the tears, all the ways, ive been trying to make a change.
and now my eyes are open!
i need your love!
i need your time
when everythigns wrong
you make it right

i feal so high!
I come alive
i need to be free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 30, 2013 5:47 PM

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I've practiced.
Nov 30, 2013 5:53 PM

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I touched Lemmy with my dick when he wasn't looking.
Nov 30, 2013 5:54 PM

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I'm convinced.
Nov 30, 2013 5:59 PM

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I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.
Nov 30, 2013 6:00 PM

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Only if you put a sock in it
Nov 30, 2013 6:01 PM

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^^that looks like it was copy and pasted.
Nov 30, 2013 6:03 PM

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You are getting very sleeepy,
You are getting very sleeepy,
You are getting very sleeepy,

Did it work?
Nov 30, 2013 6:05 PM

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shleep wiz meeeee
Nov 30, 2013 6:08 PM

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We can put motorhead in the background if that gets you going.
Nov 30, 2013 6:08 PM

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Crimmys said:
^^that looks like it was copy and pasted.
Ok
Nov 30, 2013 6:08 PM

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JAZAMA PAJAMA, PAJAMA KAZAMA!
Nov 30, 2013 6:13 PM

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Nov 30, 2013 6:19 PM

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I <3 you

Nov 30, 2013 6:22 PM

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I am Michael Scofield
הלב שלי כבר מת
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