| Wish granted, but you're truly only famous for writing the script to Boku no Pico. I wish I could______________________ |
OchimushaMay 2, 2014 3:20 PM
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| Wish granted, but the lolis will devour you head afterwards. I wish I stopped reading stupid comments by stupid people. |
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| Wish granted, but you'll end up boring yourself. I wish I was living in Konoha. |
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| Wish granted, but the day after you move there the village is destroyed by Orochimaru. I wish I had purple eyes. |
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| Wish granted, but you now see people inside-out. I wish I had meat vision. |
| I'm dead. Don't come looking for me. |
| Wish granted, but everything will be gory instead. I wish I own the world. |
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| Wish granted, but you realize real life pales in comparison I wish my favorite anime characters would come to life to be my slave |
| Wish granted, but you have to live in a dump. I wish I won the lottery. |
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| Wish granted, but your happiness will reduce since you got everything what you wanted already. I wish I can fly. |
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| Granted, but only in an aeroplane with a 200m wingspan. I wish this thread would just die. |
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| Granted, but you'll get stepped on. I wish I had Gigabit internet. |
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| Wish granted, but your computer will blow up. I wish I knew every existing musician. |
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| Granted, but you don't have memory for anything else. I wish I could time-travel and watch anime before it is released. |
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| Wish Granted, but you'll repeat the same dream over and over again I wish for Immortality (strange no one wished for this yet guess it's not cool anymore to wish for Immortality, jeez kids these days) |
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| Wish granted, but in 2030 they find a cure for immortality and you die. I wish I had a bigger house. |
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| Wish granted but you have to pay tax and manage it alone. I wish my harddrive space over 1 terra. |
 Kickstarter for Rokujouma is fully funded. Good work everyone. Lets wait for the result of our hard work together. |
| Granted, but there's over a million bad sectors and your data gets randomly corrupted. I wish I never had to sleep. |
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| Wish granted, but you keep everyone else awake and they end up murdering you. I wish my nails won't grow so quickly. |
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| Granted, but your hair grows 6 times faster. I wish the admins would do the forum roll-back already. |
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| Wish granted, but your anime history is deleted. I wish to be a time traveler. |
| Kickstarter for Rokujouma is fully funded. Good work everyone. Lets wait for the result of our hard work together. |
| Wish granted, but you can only travel in the past. I wish DVD boxes were cheap. |
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| Wish granted, but only the box that cheap the DVD is still expensive. I wish to see dinosaur. |
| Kickstarter for Rokujouma is fully funded. Good work everyone. Lets wait for the result of our hard work together. |
| Wish granted, but you'll have to clean up it's poop I wish for world peace Just joking I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse |
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| Wish granted, but you become a zombie yourself. I wish there wasn't any technology. |
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| Wish granted, but you must live in cave. I wish if i die to be reborn as angel. |
| Kickstarter for Rokujouma is fully funded. Good work everyone. Lets wait for the result of our hard work together. |
RenaPsychoKiller said: Wish granted, but you become a zombie yourself. I wish there wasn't any technology. Granted but humankind dies off from lack of survival skills to hunt and gather food. I wish I had a harem of cute milfs. |
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| ^ Wish granted, but your wings get ripped off. Hoppy said: Nothing wrong with that. Also, late.Granted but humankind dies off from lack of survival skills to hunt and gather food. |
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Hoppy said: RenaPsychoKiller said: Wish granted, but you become a zombie yourself. I wish there wasn't any technology. Granted but humankind dies off from lack of survival skills to hunt and gather food. I wish I had a harem of cute milfs. Wish granted, but you put in the nice boat after that. I wish Indonesia become worldwide language. |
| Kickstarter for Rokujouma is fully funded. Good work everyone. Lets wait for the result of our hard work together. |
| Wish granted but you won't be able to speak it I wish to know How many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop |
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| Wish granted, but you'll be charged. I wish I could fly. |
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| Wish granted, but you'll end up being shot by hunters who mistake you for a bird. I wish I will find the perfect pair of headphones. |
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| Wish granted, but they only allow you to listen to Gangam Style. I wish my life wasn't shit. |
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| Wish granted, but it becomes poop instead. I wish autumn was longer. |
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| @Nidstagg Granted, you're a new person. Your past self is gone along with all memories of it from everyone you've ever met. @Rena Granted, autumn now last longer but the spirit of winter is pissed and will be coming for you. I wish I had bunny. |
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| Wish granted, but the Narutards will stalk you 24/7. I wish all politicians would just die. Seaslugs said: B-but... I love winter too. Not like their slutty sister, summer.@Rena Granted, autumn now last longer but the spirit of winter is pissed and will be coming for you. |
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| Wish granted, but your closest friends turn out to be secret politicians. I wish I could ace my exams. |
| ^ What friends? Wish granted, but you become uncapable of studying any more of any subject after that. I wish my internet connection was faster. |
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| Wish granted, but during your internet browsing you hear a knock at the window next to you. For some reason only you can hear it. You can't explain it, you just know. You inspect the knock and see a little girl outside. You wave at her, but she doesn't wave back. You find this odd, but whatever. And you go back to your browsing. You end up finishing and having a wonderful time on the net and leave home to get a bite to eat. On your way outside you see the girl again. You kind of give her a slight nod. She doesn't nod back. You take a shortcut to Taco Bell through an old underpass. The passing of cars above drown out all sounds. You look behind you and see the same little girl. You shout, "What do you want!? Are you lost!?" She doesn't respond. You get nervous and hasten your steps. It gets darker. You smell the aroma of decaying flesh. It gets so bad you have to cover your mouth to stop yourself from vomiting. You trip over something in the dark and fall face first into something wet and squishy. It's a corpse- no. It's a pile of corpses. You scream but no one can hear you. The girl is hovering over you, now with a smile. You shout again, "WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" She only continues to smile. Then you get raped by bears. You have a fast Internet though. I wish I could FLY AWAY NOW, FLY AWAY NOW, FLY AWAYYYYYYYY |
| Hah. Don't make me laugh. That creepy stalker would most likely be me. Moving on... Wish granted, but you only can fly 10 metres afar. I wish I was sleepy now. |
RenaPsychoKillerDec 7, 2012 6:02 PM
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| Wish granted, but when you fall asleep and dream you find yourself spry, lucid, and unable to move your body. You feel heavy. The sound of your breathing is deafening. The walls around you seem to be closing in at a mind numbingly slow pace, but you can feel the room tightening. You begin to hear laughter. You try and shut your eyes, but they are already shut. You're asleep after all. Dark and looming figures enter your room but you can't get a very good look at them as you cannot move your head. You see them approach you using your peripheral vision. You feel their claws clasp around your arms and legs. You feel their fur. You smell the salmon on their breath. They are bears. You get raped by bears. You're sleepy though. I wish the dinosaurs never died out and we evolved as reptiles into warm blooded reptilian humanoid beings with tails and wings. |
| Bears are my friends, they would never rape me. Also, I'm not a loli, so I don't fear the Pedobear, neither. I wonder what kind of nightmares you have every night, though. Sounds cool. Wish very granted, but you evolved as a female reptile and now have to lay eggs. I wish I had cat ears. |
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| Wish granted, however you would be cursed as hounds all over the country will now track you down day and night. I wish a platter of lasagna could magically appear on my table right now. |
| Wish granted, but it's staring to mold. I wish I have a Nerve Gear. |
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| Wish granted, but you decide to go camping one day on your own to embrace the wilderness. You heard from the Internet that the place you have chosen to camp at is very dangerous at night and not at all the safest location to camp, but you figure that's what makes it more fun. As you get ready for bed after a long days' work gathering wood and having fun in the creek, you sit next to the fire and sip some tea while reading your favorite manga. All is well until you hear a rustling in a nearby bush. This startles you, but you get over it and continue to read. There is yet another rustle, this time in a different bush, as if whatever was there before has changed positions after capturing your attention. You begin to worry and decide to take your reading and tea inside the tent. You stamp out the embers of your fire and quickly lose sight, branding yourself a fool for not lighting a lantern beforehand. In the void of darkness you hear the rustle again, along with an unfriendly snarl. You panic, tripping over your box of vibrators, spilling your honey flavored tea all over your pretty pink blouse. You hear more rustles. More snarls. They close in. You find a nearby lantern, breathing heavily, doing your best not to burst into frightful tears. Finally it lights and you can see once again to find yourself surrounded by.... A trio of fluffy rabbits. They are cute, shy, and have been eyeing you and your bag of carrots for a while now. You heave a great sigh of relief and reach into your carrot sack to greet your new found forest friends. Your hand reaches a hairy carrot. It's not a carrot. The rabbits scatter. It's a bear. In your carrot bag. It lunges at you. Six more bears fall from the trees and pin you to the ground. You are raped by bears. You have a Nerve Gear though. I wish I had some spare money to give to an animal sanctuary near my house so it doesn't go under. |
| Wish granted, but you- guess what - GET RAPED BY THE BEARS FROM THE SANCTUARY! I wish bears were extinct. |
| ^^ Kawaii desu~ Wish granted, but only if you build an animal sanctuary into your own house. ^ Wish granted, but that only applies to a species which had left only 1 animal anyway. I wish selling shota boys was legal. |
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| Wish granted, but on your way to the shota market to purchase yet another addition to your growing collection, you begin to feel nostalgiac at the sight of a playground that you swear you've never seen before. Curious, you decide to investigate said playground and feel a bit woozy as you do. The closer you get, the more light headed you become. You begin to feel fear, for whatever reason, but cannot dispense with the allure of the playground. Finally, you reach the swings and ultimately black out. In your comatose state you remember playing at that very same playground as a child. You remember a large man in an overcoat approached you that day with a foreign object in his hand. Everything from then on is a blur. You begin to feel sick. You awake strapped to an iron stretcher in a dark and decrepit building. The walls are in a state of decay and you cannot move. A familiar figure approaches you. You fear for your life as he rummages through a set of tools in a drawer. "W-What do you want with me?" You plead as he pulls out a spatula and holds it in the light for you to see. "The biscuits are done," he squeaks, choking on his own words. You don't reply. He repeats the words again and this time laughs in a sickly manner to punctuate his peculiar claim. The room darkens and you feel light headed again. You go under. Only to awake at the very same playground under the guise of a moonlit night. You assume everything was a dream and ponder why you felt so attached to the play place in the first place. You turn around and decide to go home now that the market has closed. Upon arriving home you find your kitchen light on. You walk inside and find your father rummaging through the drawer. You ask him what he is doing... But as you get closer you notice it is not your father at all. It is a bear. The bear pulls out a spatula and looks you in the eye with its honey slathered face and smiles while saying, "THE BISCUITS ARE DONE." You attempt to flee and trip over your box of vibrators. You fall to the floor and see 18 more bears enter your kitchen, filing in tightly. You are raped by bears. Selling shota boys is legal though. I wish I had a pet dragon. |
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