| Uhm... A pillow... |
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| a wall.. |
| idk |
| Car Keys. I'm driving out to the farms quite nearby that have tornado shelters... and lotza canned food/water inside them. You silly city folks can feed them while I wait for the dust to settle in my safe little hidy-hole. |
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| my dick......'s sporting goods gift certificate, i can buy so many sports equipment like golf clubs and bats to use in the fight |
Immahnoob said: Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit, tokiyashiro said: Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me |
| Laxative. |
| CHERRY LIQUEUR AND PLAIN SELTZER OH GOD THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING and the ietem to my RIGHT DOES NOTHGIN OH GOD I"M USING KUNG FU NOW THE zomnioes are being zombified hahahah take a page ferom my book, world, and LIVE ON YEAH okay let's go zombies I play DISENCHANT on your ROOFTOP STORM so you can no longer payu 0 instead of your mana cost hahahahah score 1 ME |
DJIzzyIzzyHitler said: my dick......'s sporting goods gift certificate, i can buy so many sports equipment like golf clubs and bats to use in the fight The winner. |
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| A teddy bear the size of a small child.., man this would suck.. |
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| My iPad, I'm sure there will be some kind of Zombie repelling app, in all good. |
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| Casshern Sins complete series on blu-ray! :D Me and the zombies can watch together. |
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| I will become friends with him and with his powers the zombies won't stand a chance. |
| Someone who could do my taxes, preferably a Jew or any other person who I felt was adequate enough. Math wasn't my best subject in school :/ |
| My Zombie apocalypse death insurance fund :D |
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_C2_ said: Likewise.a wall.. Pretty handy. Can't say I've seen a zombie that can break through a wall. |
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| A sofa. I think It might be a little inconvenient as a weapon although I suppose I'll be treated to a comfortable death. |
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| pair of work gloves. Guess i could just beat them all to death. |
| None of you actually exist do you? |
| A lamp.. |
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| A cup... |
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| cotton buds, i win mother fuckers |
| Needs more Drill Hair. |
| Thankfully - a harmonica in G. Everybody underestimates its lethality until they hear me play. |
| A computer speaker. Guess I could bash them to death. |
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| Dammit, I got a pillow =/ |
| My right hand. |
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| I am good with tonfa would be my best weapon.. |
My Grandmother Always said.. He who walks through the path of heaven will rule over everything.. |
| My cell phone.. welp I'm dead. |
Mechatastical said: Be sure to video tape something awesome in case the survivors find it.My cell phone.. welp I'm dead. Mine is a chair. I guess it would make a decent weapon... |
 Where there is no imagination there is no horror. || Arthur Conan Doyle || Happy Halloween! |
Suzune-chan said: No, my phone can't take video. xD I'll just take some sweet photos.Mechatastical said: Be sure to video tape something awesome in case the survivors find it.My cell phone.. welp I'm dead. Mine is a chair. I guess it would make a decent weapon... |
| a pair of shorts. i'm a goner. |
 "Ally to good, nightmare for you." |
| A surf board this is going to be an interesting apocalypse... |
| A towel, a nail clipper and an empty XD, though what would i do with these = = those zombie toe nails need some clipping? |
| Paper clips and duct tape. |
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| A crowbar, a machete, and my file of 13 different zombie plans. I'm actually prepared for this shit. Oh, and two empty beer bottles. |
| I'm dead. Don't come looking for me. |
| My wallet and a USB. Eyup. I'm fucked. |
| A lamp. Yay, I get to bash zombie's heads in. |
| Walmart. |
Hitchens said: Walmart. Wtf do you live in a cardboard box outside of the place? :o As for me I have a mirror. So I'll just either show them how hideous they are, use it as camo by using the mirror to hide me and reflect them, or smash it against some zombies and use the shards as a weapon(Sounds like it would hurt me to.) Sounds like I'll get fucked either way so somebody... Give me a proper burial. Bury me with my stack of porno. |
Touch me, you filthy casual~ |
| Mine is a plastic bowl full of pasta. Not sure what I can really do with that, maybe I can use the fork as a stabbing weapon :P |
Eyes always lose their fire |
| Papers. O.O let's hope i could somehow give them tons of paper cuts. hmmm~ >_< |
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| A lamp... I can blind them or... throw it at them, maybe it would be super effective... |
| Used tissue. . . . . |
 <a href=http://myanimelist.net/animelist/L2Fail>My List</a> |
| Miku figma. Don't think that'd help much in such a situation... |
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| My laptop! I guess first I will put the brightness on the screen to max so I can blind them, next will max out the fan to blow hot air to dry them out. Finally, take out the battery brick and FINISH them off!!! |
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| Can of coke... Hahahahahhaah. |
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| a box of 72 colored pencils.................i suppose i can use em to stab em.. eff that.. i'm doomed |
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