| Okay, Im making this topic because my mom is fucking weird and says the most amazing things to me. Hopefully your moms are verbally abusive or verbally amazing too, so post what the last thing your mom said to you was. "Go get more gay friends." |
| "I love you, chicken lips" She's where I get my love for giving people nicknames from. |
| "Hey Leanna! Wanna Help Me Burn This Joint?" XD |
| "Oh, I brought your food over here." Great thread DBN. |
wtfyourface said: MistaCloudStrife said: OVER 9000!!!From 100-1000, how much do you love LWL? |
| "Did you hear me?" |
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| "ta('c dde`n ddi" [turn off the lights] |
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| "When are you going to visit me?" |
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| "BED NOW!" |
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StephanBlackhawk said: *pet pet*"BED NOW!" "Did you remember to return the library books? |
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| 'Why do you want my credit card?' XD |
| "stfu n00b, shit down n' get ownd" j/k ;) She said "Good Night" |
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| "[Son], go to bed, okay?" |
wtfyourface said: MistaCloudStrife said: OVER 9000!!!From 100-1000, how much do you love LWL? |
| My mum says the most random things, she's more like a sister than a mum. The last thing she said was, "Just going to get some fireworks." She hasn't come back yet. ...fireworks? :\ |
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| "Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch" (she said it cuz I was crying that she had to go to the hopsital) Well... those were the last words my mom said to be before dying 3 years ago, though I know she didn't mean it, (she was sick in the head a little, she took too many meds) |
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| "Stop asking me to adopt an Asian." |
| what what in the butt.... yeah she said it |
| "Mia! Vil du have et is koldt glas vand?" In english: "Mia! Do you want a ice cold glass of water?" |
| Hey Daniel. what does LOL mean? |
| Don't forget to take the hamburger meat out of the freezer, and make sure it's not the ground sausage. |
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| The last thing my mom said to me (actually, sang, but w/e.) was the "I Kissed a Girl" song, and then she left for the store, wtf m8. =| & Lmao @ all the previous ones. @Xeranthemum: Gracias! She's crazy. :D |
| lol, me and my mom act like idiots when we're together. we saw a plane, and she yelled: "It's An Air Fucking Plane!" |
| "hehe ... Oreo is a good dog." -petpet my dog- |
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| "It say's 'another dollar another gay'" My mom recieved a check with that on it. |
| "Touch mah feet, TOUCH MAH FEET!!!" |
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| "I could cut someone with my feet!" |
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| "Bye see you later" |
| i recently got my mom into kanon 2006, and out of nowhere i hear this: ~Uguu! XD |
| "KAYLA!!! YOU'RE TRYING TO DITCH ME WEREN'T YOU????? Rub my feet with Alcohol! " |
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| "bye bye" |
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majinjynxi said: SMART.i recently got my mom into kanon 2006, and out of nowhere i hear this: ~Uguu! XD |
wtfyourface said: MistaCloudStrife said: OVER 9000!!!From 100-1000, how much do you love LWL? |
| "If you let the litter box get too dirty, the cats won't poop in it. Then they'll poop on the floor, you're going to give me five dollars for every piece of poop I find on the floor." |
| "Thanks", after I told her she looked nice at her boyfriend's 40th birthday a year and a half ago. |
RethiceAug 5, 2008 2:12 AM
| "Who has black man's disease ? ... you?" XD |
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| "eat grapes" |
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| "You're not allowed to sleep." |
| "night...yawn" |
 you're so cute when you're frustrated, dear |
| "Oh! Smudged the glasses!" |
| Good night. dont stay up to late and talk on those forums or whatever. |
| "Are these scented?!" |
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