| You assumed you knew your home like the back of your hand, but you were wrong. Somewhere in your home, you just found the entryway to a secret passage leading to a sealed door. But the whole thing is awfully eerie-looking. Many contraptions ensure that it stays locked and inscriptions written in blood warn that a terrible curse is imprisoned inside, and that whoever lets it escape will become its first victim. Do you force your way in? Or do you think it's not worth taking the chance and leave that door alone? |
| Why would you make such honeypot threads? These threads are such obvious honeypots. Anyways, I don't think anyone would be dumb enough to fall for such honeypots, for obvious reasons. These honeypots are easy to avoid btw. |
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| Fleur-senpai, your threads are so strange. XD |
| Potato will kiss...you... |
| Sure, I don't believe in superstitions. |
*kappa* |
| I do know my home like the back of my hand, considering it's very tiny. It'd be very concerning how it got there while I was living there... |
| Bruh I saw Coraline I am NOT gonna deal with that. |
  ♡ Harder Daddy ♡ |
I think I'll open it and announce my presence loudly like this: |
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| Yes. I hope the ghost is a baddie DAYUM |
My account is based in India  |
| This question is invalid because such secret doors are near impossible to find. |
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MinakoBestGirl said: I think I'll open it and announce my presence loudly like this: ......What if inside it's me Potato? |
| Potato will kiss...you... |
thepotatoprince said: ......What if inside it's me Potato? I'll help make French fries, maybe. 😋 |
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fleurbleue said: Do you force your way in? Or do you think it's not worth taking the chance and leave that door alone? Chance for what exactly? Even fentanyl has better risk/profit ratio, if you ask me, haha. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
| Investigate. I aint livin in no house with rooms I haven't stepped in! |
| その目だれの目？ |
fleurbleue said: Somewhere in your home, you just found the entryway to a secret passage leading to a sealed door. But the whole thing is awfully eerie-looking. Many contraptions ensure that it stays locked and inscriptions written in blood warn that a terrible curse is imprisoned inside, and that whoever lets it escape will become its first victim. Oh that's just the room I built in your sex dungeon fleurbleue to live in. I decided to be a live in slave. |
"Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think.” |
| Of course I would! Have you never seen that episode of "Are You afraid of the Dark" with the haunted basement closet? There is going to be an evil voice there that will give you your heart's desire so long as you feed it human beings. |
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Reply to thepotatoprince
Fleur-senpai, your threads are so strange. XD
| @thepotatoprince Well, my thread from yesterday had already been made back in October by another user so I wanted to make sure that didn't happen again today. 🤪 |
Reply to DesuMaiden
This question is invalid because such secret doors are near impossible to find.
| @DesuMaiden It wasn't so easy to avoid my thread after all, eh? |
Reply to LoveYourSmile
fleurbleue said:
Do you force your way in? Or do you think it's not worth taking the chance and leave that door alone?
Do you force your way in? Or do you think it's not worth taking the chance and leave that door alone?
Chance for what exactly? Even fentanyl has better risk/profit ratio, if you ask me, haha.
| @LoveYourSmile I don't know, there could be anything on the other side like a literal treasure or the remains of Jesus. |
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fleurbleue said:
Somewhere in your home, you just found the entryway to a secret passage leading to a sealed door. But the whole thing is awfully eerie-looking. Many contraptions ensure that it stays locked and inscriptions written in blood warn that a terrible curse is imprisoned inside, and that whoever lets it escape will become its first victim.
Somewhere in your home, you just found the entryway to a secret passage leading to a sealed door. But the whole thing is awfully eerie-looking. Many contraptions ensure that it stays locked and inscriptions written in blood warn that a terrible curse is imprisoned inside, and that whoever lets it escape will become its first victim.
Oh that's just the room I built in your sex dungeon fleurbleue to live in. I decided to be a live in slave.
| @PeripheralVision I wouldn't mind a slave but there wouldn't be any sexy time involved, at least not with you. |
| Odd I remember checking all the house before moving in. So, it was recently sealed I'll trust my mate decision to seal it. No way I am fighting a cockroach, a lagomorph or wall in need of any repair. |
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@LoveYourSmile I don't know, there could be anything on the other side like a literal treasure or the remains of Jesus.
| @fleurbleue Well, the way you described it kind of suggests that no rewards are expected. Like, it's Bluebeard's door, not an entrance to a secret garden or Narnia, haha. Why the hell would you open it? You went down into the basement and found a bottle of rat poison on a dusty shelf. The label says "lethal". There is a picture of a dead rat with bulging eyes, paws sticking up, its ass is bleeding. And you are like, "Wow, what if someone deliberately swapped the label and inside it's actually a magic elixir?! Guess I'll drink it!" Like... that? Fuck, the door literally says that behind it is total fucked-up shit! I seriously don't understand people like that, despite my love of adventures. Just take a brick, some cement, and brick the damn door up. Three layers. Then go drink some good wine and go skiing or fly a paraglider or something, touch soft boobs, read a book idk. And forget about that fucking door - end of story, haha. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
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@fleurbleue
Well, the way you described it kind of suggests that no rewards are expected. Like, it's Bluebeard's door, not an entrance to a secret garden or Narnia, haha. Why the hell would you open it?
You went down into the basement and found a bottle of rat poison on a dusty shelf. The label says "lethal". There is a picture of a dead rat with bulging eyes, paws sticking up, its ass is bleeding. And you are like, "Wow, what if someone deliberately swapped the label and inside it's actually a magic elixir?! Guess I'll drink it!"
Like... that?
Fuck, the door literally says that behind it is total fucked-up shit! I seriously don't understand people like that, despite my love of adventures. Just take a brick, some cement, and brick the damn door up. Three layers. Then go drink some good wine and go skiing or fly a paraglider or something, touch soft boobs, read a book idk. And forget about that fucking door - end of story, haha.
Well, the way you described it kind of suggests that no rewards are expected. Like, it's Bluebeard's door, not an entrance to a secret garden or Narnia, haha. Why the hell would you open it?
You went down into the basement and found a bottle of rat poison on a dusty shelf. The label says "lethal". There is a picture of a dead rat with bulging eyes, paws sticking up, its ass is bleeding. And you are like, "Wow, what if someone deliberately swapped the label and inside it's actually a magic elixir?! Guess I'll drink it!"
Like... that?
Fuck, the door literally says that behind it is total fucked-up shit! I seriously don't understand people like that, despite my love of adventures. Just take a brick, some cement, and brick the damn door up. Three layers. Then go drink some good wine and go skiing or fly a paraglider or something, touch soft boobs, read a book idk. And forget about that fucking door - end of story, haha.
| @LoveYourSmile What would entice anyone to open it is curiosity alone, along with the fact that they don't believe in curses. So no, there's no need for any hint of a reward. Also, your example switches things around. The curse is supernatural, while your poison isn't. If most people found an industrial grinder, they wouldn't jump into it in hopes that it was a door to heaven, but the opposite (a door to heaven that actually is an industrial grinder) might actually lure people to their death. |
| That door is going to be ignored the whole time I'm living there. Might even put a big almirah or something in front of it to keep it hidden from any dumbass guests who happen to come across it and open it out of curiosity. |
  Why do you hate cats? ♫ |
fleurbleue said: Also, your example switches things around. Does it? Curse or not, the sign is real and it says "do not open". I need a serious reason to ignore the recommendation of that kind gentleman who wrote it with someone's blood for my convenience, you know? Same as I need a serious reason to drink some shit from a dusty bottle I've found in the cellar. My "curiosity" isn't some random itching in the brain - it follows own logic, risk assessment and gain evaluation included, haha. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
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@PeripheralVision I wouldn't mind a slave but there wouldn't be any sexy time involved, at least not with you.
fleurbleue said: @PeripheralVision I wouldn't mind a slave but there wouldn't be any sexy time involved, at least not with you. W-Why are you wearing that strap-on fleur-senpai?! |
"Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think.” |
| I live in 1 room apartment in the city ghetto. There is no spare room let alone hidden room for cursed tools.. If only for real i married into zenin family, this would have been a possibility |
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