| You get a violet wand insert a hitachi |
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| You receive a screaming orgasm *Inserts a DNA sample from history's greatest leaders* |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| You recieve Oda Nobunaga Insert a gemstone |
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| you get Phosphophyllite insert rope |
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| You get a BDSM set Insert raw tuna |
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| you get a very friendly octopus insert Ika Musume |
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| You get Mini Ika Insert a ribbon |
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| you get confetti insert love letter |
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| You receive this *Inserts a pair of cute yellow panties* |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| gets herpes inserts true love |
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| Gets glitter Inserts a fractal |
| You receive a 1:1 scale statue of Donald Trump tongue kissing Vladimir Putin *Inserts a portable speaker blasting Activate The Hell by MergingMoon* |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| You get a cd player Inserts a pair of cat ears |
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| You get a pair of dog ears Inserts counterfeit money |
| You get love Inserts pain |
| Gets a German dictionary Inserts a tape recording with terrifying sounds |
| You get a ghost that will haunt you till you're dead Inserts a fart |
| You get it back amplified Inserts a terrible looking lamp |
| You get a good looking lamp Inserts a poop sample |
| You get chocolate ice cream! Inserts illegal substances |
| You get plane tickets to escape Inserts skis |
| You get 1 snowball Inserts 15 usd |
| You get this laugh and nothing else Inserts a backslash |
| You get a backhand slap Inserts ass |
| You get a pet donkey! Inserts explosives |
| Gets a ride in airplane which is set to explode Inserts penis |
| You get a baby vending machine! Inserts coal. |
| You get a diamond Insert chains |
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| You get pair of blind eyes Inserts acid |
| You get citric acid Inserts lava |
| Gets burns Inserts precious piss |
| Get someone who is going through a degenerate punishment Wax |
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| Gets a wax statue of themselves but it breaks after a second Inserts whip cream |
| Gets a glass of bio milk Inserts jokes from Asobi Asobase (I want to get rid of them) |
| The vending machine gives you a certificate for "donating National Treasure" and a blank check. Insert 2,000 yen bill. |
| Gets a very rare, limited edition keychain Inserts a fridge |
| You receive an autographed copy of I Want to Tell You: My Response to Your Letters, Your Messages, Your Questions by O.J. Simpson *Inserts a copy of Tess of the D’Urbervilles* |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| you get a literary discussion group insert Christianity |
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| You get a bible Inserts a vending machine. |
| you get a MAL forum thread insert twink |
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| You get a femboy with cat ears Inserts dress |
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| you get a robot femboy ready to serve up some sex pizza insert penis |
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| You get a femboy with a massive dick size Insert milk tea |
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| you get caffeinated cum, which functions as personal lubricant, drink mix, and pie filling (note: do not mainline caffeine) insert desperation |
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| You get a clone of yourself. Have fun! insert my old laptop |
| Got a brand new laptop ~ Thanks Insert a chocolate chip cookie |
| you get diabetes insert catboy with a bleeding anus |
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| You receive Eight "fuckers" who are chosen chiefly because of their large penises. Hercule, Antinoüs, Brise-Cul & Bande-au-cie. The four who are not identified by name are referred to only as "second-rank fuckers". *Inserts a box of erotic chocolates* |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| You get MAL user of your choice eating chocolate erotically Inserts rubies |
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