| What I do is 1. Imagine a turn off thing like obesity, grandmas, ect 2. Go to bathroom, adjust junk positioning. 3. Walk in a way that masks it a bit like caving your legs inward a bit. 4. Turn away from people if possible Any of these options are pretty good methods. |
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| You don't really get such random boners as you get older (or maybe others do? I never bothered to ask cuz I don't care) for a teen though, what rohan121 suggested above would be good and probably the only solutions |
| I put a shock collar on it and give it a zap everytime it acts out of line. At home, I hit it with a rolled up newspaper while saying "no penis, that's a bad mr penis!" or "no penis, that's my potpie!" like Cartman yelling at his cat on South Park. Don't ask how the potpie is relevant... |
FanofActionJun 1, 2022 2:47 PM
| Flex your thighs real hard, gets the blood flowing outta your dick and into your legs. Thank me later. |
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| Use it to assert dominance. |
-insert NGE meme here- |
| Whatever you do fam, do not do what Shinji did. |
 Leading biologist Scott Pitnick said: The bigger your 'nads, the smaller your brains |
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