| Keep yourselves and your dishes clean, please. Sorry, revisiting the Pharaoh. How can the Pharaoh create an oasis in the desert? |
KamikadzeTMAug 13, 2014 10:40 PM
| so anybody got anything for parasitic slime? |
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| What do you call two Sitic slimes? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| *facepalm* |
tygertyger said: XDI won't oven comment on that. |
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tygertyger said: What do you call two Sitic slimes? i guess thats the best we'll get next letter? |
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| What is Freddy Mercury's favorite monstergirl? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| ah ha :D Couldn't resist: This! |
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| God......just proceed with the puns please.... |
| The punishment will continue! |
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KamikadzeTM said: God......just proceed with the puns please.... I am not sure what ruins my enjoyment of the puns more - fact that english isn't my first language or fact that I am probably old fart |
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| Old English fart :3 |
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| Why does nobody like the Queen Slime? because nobody else did one |
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| assuming nobody else gonna do queen slime puns so im moving on what is a roper's favorite food? why did the roper go to the masseuse? dont like them then go ahead and do beter |
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| What's the most popular monstergirl band in the UK? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Why did the Oni close her shop? |
| Why was Sarah confused after John sent her an SMS saying he liked seeing her smile? |
| How do demon girls go to work? [spoiler]They take the succu-bus. |
| lol Kami Why was the skeleton eating alone? Why are skeletons so calm? Why does a skeleton need to wear a hat in the winter? |
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| Why do Sahuagin cooperate so well? Hey, they can't all be gold. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| i got nothing for any of them |
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| What would you call it if sandworms took over the world? What would happen if a sandworm learned magic? Why shouldn't a Selkie be a mechanic? Why do should you take your ideas to a Selkie? I say tyger has to make the sphinx joke :P |
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greatgreenman said: I say tyger has to make the sphinx joke :P im surprised he hasnt yet |
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| he's afraid he'll upset Aneksi and wont get any kitty for a while XD... That's right! I'm callin' you out tyger! We demand a Sphinx joke!! |
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| A sphinx runs up to a man in the street, screaming, "The moon turned into a banana! Y'all should check it out!" The man, not convinced, replies, "Oh yeah? That doesn't sound very likely" Kicking her paw around in the dirt, the sphinx perks up and shoots back with a smile, "There might could be two possibilities. Either I'mma tellin' truth, or..." |
| booooooooo~ |
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| Shame on you Em >:P tyger had to give the bad pun lol, I still wont be satisfied until tyger provides one |
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greatgreenman said: Shame on you Em >:P tyger had to give the bad pun lol, I still wont be satisfied until tyger provides one He's just going to have to dig a little deeper then. I'd have done more if this keyboard wasn't so shitty =P |
| lol the point is short one liners or bad puns :P |
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| Oh, fine. You asked for it... Why does the Sphinx always lose gunfights? Happy now? |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| You've gotta be kitten me with that one =P |
| hmm I'm satisfied... for now :3 |
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| SSJMaster vs. Xinil - A story of epic battles! Season 2 anyone else having their anime list become full of that? |
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Clarus_Nox said: SSJMaster vs. Xinil - A story of epic battles! Season 2 anyone else having their anime list become full of that? That might explain a few things. I was pretty sure that wasn't the actual prequel to one of the girliest animes I've ever seen... Fingers crossed that this isn't about to turn into a hacker attack. EDIT: Fucking hell, it IS a hacker. Hold on to your hats, let's hope this doesn't get too messy. |
emeraldtrystAug 30, 2014 10:13 PM
| yeah found out myself a little earlier |
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emeraldtryst said: Fucking hell, it IS a hacker. Hold on to your hats, let's hope this doesn't get too messy. I guess it's time back-up our stuff. |
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beast_regards said: emeraldtryst said: Fucking hell, it IS a hacker. Hold on to your hats, let's hope this doesn't get too messy. I guess it's time back-up our stuff. After the last horrific hacker attack that I only heard about, I'd hope people were doing that already =) |
| Shit... I'm glad I keep a backup of all most chapters.. |
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| What do you call Merry (yes from DCW's story >:D) after she discovers religion? i really got nothing else XT We still gotta do these; Salamander Scylla Sea Slime Shirohebi Siren Sylph |
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| tyger... Yes :3 and thank you sir, those are the types of groan inducing puns we need! *golf clap* |
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| http://en.shindanmaker.com/292496 because the pun game is dieing a bit what MG do you get to house? i got an inari |
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| Got me a vampire! An undead that you can get knocked up. Doesn't get much better than that =) |
Clarus_Nox said: what MG do you get to house? With my full name & furname I got slime. With my Nickname I got Tengu. With first word of nickname I got Arch-Imp. Which does count? We should have some kind of template to enter? Perhaps local screen name / nicname? |
beast_regardsSep 5, 2014 12:21 AM
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beast_regards said: Clarus_Nox said: what MG do you get to house? With my full name & furname I got slime. With my Nickname I got Tengu. With my first name only I got Werewolf. With first word of nickname I got Arch-Imp. I'd have to guess that you're calling option 4 the winner in that contest =) |
emeraldtryst said: beast_regards said: With my full name & surname I got slime. With my Nickname I got Tengu. With my first name only I got Werewolf. With first word of nickname I got Arch-Imp. I'd have to guess that you're calling option 4 the winner in that contest =) It even differentiate if you use capital letters in the nickname or that underline I have there, beast_regards for example results in Golem. Without the underline it is Tengu. Don't even try to enter any middle name :) With "beast" (without capital letter) it's even kitsunebi. But even so, there options you can choose are limited. :) |
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| im not sure.... perhaps we'll stick to our Mal usernames? in which case i need recheck mine also since it changes daily we'd be getting new girls to house every day XD i wonder who'll move in tomorrow o.o ps re-did mine with my underscore and got an Alraune guess i need build a green room apparently the inari girl had the wrong address :T |
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| this could be a new game thread perhaps? |
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| If you got an Alraune today, I doubt you'd be able to answer the door tomorrow =P |
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