hey mom its me can you charge my balance 5$? its urgent plz |
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| I just saw that and boob pasta too :P |
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| "Hey Mac Daddy, I want you to rub coconut milk on my ears ;o" |
| "you too babe! long weekend, gonna take a min to recover" |
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| "Liar" |
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| "I gotta go powder my nose ;)" |
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| "A severe thunderstorm warning is in effect until 2:45pm for ___ County. These storms can produce hail, 60 mph winds and heavy rain". |
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| "I don't think she knows how pregnancy works" |
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| I know where you're going. See you there! |
| "Yeah, but I woke him up." |
| '____ said he's going to rip your dick off next time he sees you' |
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| "why don't you reply in whatsapp you bitch, i've been waiting for ages" |
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| "Yeah, you too" |
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| Hello. How are you- from a number i didnt recognize |
| Hey you! Yeah, you. lets hug it out bitch. |
| k |
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| "Hey Mac Daddy I want to lather your buns of steel in the finest exotic oils. Pls respond" |
| Tsk tsk :'( |
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| Still K |
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| "Brazuca final rio" |
| Whoa, you guys totally need to check this out! hi man What will the next twist be? |
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| "Where my gurl at?" |
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| huh? |
| "Come at 5" |
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| If Waddle asks you guys about my phone number say you don't know it. I stole his stuffed animal pillow have sent him ransom picutres. I will continue to take pictures with a mask on all over base until he finds out. Thank you for your cooperation. |
| do you still remember when you walked into 8th grade? |
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| "Just as long as she knows we still have dibs on the dick." |
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| "Congratulations, client. The sign up and installation of pay-per-view UFC fights is available to you. Free call to 08006078710." And I never asked for that. |
| bruh |
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| "The world an offer a lot but even having them all may not ensure our contentment. What we value defines our happiness. What we keep spells our purpose. What we do becomes our commitment. But in the end, the real treasure is the love in our hearts and the people around us whom we truly love. B)" |
| Yeah, that works |
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| Whoa, you guys, like, totally need to check this out! :1 Holy shit! |
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| "nice picture" |
| "I missed the train :((( I'll meet you in 20" |
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| K |
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| "Are you wearing the panties?" |
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| Happy birthday!! |
| . . . |
PandaSaki said: "Don't cry. Please don't cry.. Okay? She's.. She's being a idiot. She'll realize it soon enough." ... |
| Hey you! Yeah, you. lets hug it out bitch. |
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