[NSFW] No Fap Contest Round 2 - official thread

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Jan 8, 2014 1:13 PM

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Wecc said:

Terminated said:

NotJizzyHitler said:

HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be

Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

Mellow still wins though

I don't even know who mellow is....

Newfeg

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Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.

Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

Jan 8, 2014 1:14 PM

#3454

It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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NotJizzyHitler said:
Mellowjello ais the creator of melloween

wtf is melloween?

Jan 8, 2014 1:14 PM

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Astros477 said:
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The newbies trap
Fap to melloJello's profile thinking he was a chick, also doubles as the "You disgust me" achievement
Winners: MellowJello

I would actually die from laughter

Wecc said:

NotJizzyHitler said:
Mellowjello ais the creator of melloween

wtf is melloween?

the darkest hour mal has ever faced

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Jan 8, 2014 1:16 PM

#3456

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NotJizzyHitler said:

HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be

Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I support this idea, let's turn a masturbation abstinence thread into a strategic HQ to defeat some guy and take control of an anime internet forum.

Jan 8, 2014 1:19 PM

#3457

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PWJP said:

NotJizzyHitler said:

HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be

Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I support this idea, let's turn a masturbation abstinence thread into a strategic HQ to defeat some guy and take control of an anime internet forum.

LOL,well when you put it like that....

Jan 8, 2014 1:19 PM

#3458

*hug noises*

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don't hate on melloween

Jan 8, 2014 1:19 PM

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PWJP said:

NotJizzyHitler said:

HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be

Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I support this idea, let's turn a masturbation abstinence thread into a strategic HQ to defeat some guy and take control of an anime internet forum.

Now that's totally how I want to spend my entire weekend.
+1

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Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.

Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

Jan 8, 2014 1:20 PM

#3460

*hug noises*

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and wtf I don't want to try to challenge Mellow with nothing but traps at my disposal, I'm not quite that suicidal

Jan 8, 2014 1:21 PM

#3461

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HaXXspetten said:
and wtf I don't want to try to challenge Mellow with nothing but traps at my disposal, I'm not quite that suicidal

Mellow Wins by forfeit!

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Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.

Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

Jan 8, 2014 1:23 PM

#3462

It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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HaXXspetten said:
and wtf I don't want to try to challenge Mellow with nothing but traps at my disposal, I'm not quite that suicidal

don't quit yet remember they're loli traps they can kill with their cuteness

Jan 8, 2014 1:26 PM

#3463

*hug noises*

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clearly you don't understand how lolis work at all

Jan 8, 2014 1:28 PM

#3464

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Wecc if you're going to go undercover looking to gather evidence against lolicons on an internet forum you've gotta learn to blend in better.

2/10 Does not know how lolis work
Go back to the academy

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Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.

Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

Jan 8, 2014 1:36 PM

#3465

*hug noises*

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I want to be a teacher at a loli academy

Jan 8, 2014 1:36 PM

#3466

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HaXXspetten said:
I want to be a teacher at a loli academy

Don't we all my friend

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Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.

Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

Jan 8, 2014 1:36 PM

#3467

*hug noises*

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Terminated said:

HaXXspetten said:
I want to be a teacher at a loli academy

Don't we all my friend

to the doujinmobile

Jan 8, 2014 1:39 PM

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HaXXspetten said:

Terminated said:

HaXXspetten said:
I want to be a teacher at a loli academy

Don't we all my friend

to the doujinmobile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qP-NglUeZU

Jan 8, 2014 1:41 PM

#3469

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HaXXspetten said:

Terminated said:

HaXXspetten said:
I want to be a teacher at a loli academy

Don't we all my friend

to the doujinmobile

lolicon Pride!

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Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.

Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

Jan 8, 2014 1:41 PM

#3470

It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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HaXXspetten said:
clearly you don't understand how lolis work at all

teach me the ways of the loli o wise king

Jan 8, 2014 1:42 PM

#3471

*hug noises*

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Wecc said:

HaXXspetten said:
clearly you don't understand how lolis work at all

teach me the ways of the loli o wise king

no way, you're unworthy

Jan 8, 2014 1:43 PM

#3472

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Wecc said:

HaXXspetten said:
clearly you don't understand how lolis work at all

teach me the ways of the loli o wise king

No , First leave FBI pls

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Polychrome | 3 hours ago
oreimo > evangelion.

Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
Well,I love both lolis and shotas so technically it makes me pedo.

Jan 8, 2014 1:45 PM

#3473

Zelot

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18 people left
Last three will be Me, Verumir and Starchaser... Allstars from the last one hehe

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Jan 8, 2014 1:51 PM

#3474

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0

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HaXXspetten said:

Wecc said:

HaXXspetten said:
clearly you don't understand how lolis work at all

teach me the ways of the loli o wise king

no way, you're unworthy

It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

Jan 8, 2014 1:54 PM

#3475

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Still in it to win it.

NSFW

^Really fucking random.

Jan 8, 2014 2:02 PM

#3476

Verumir

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Zelot said:
18 people left
Last three will be Me, Verumir and Starchaser... Allstars from the last one hehe

Meanwhile I'll watch from a safe distance, bwa-haha

Jan 8, 2014 2:49 PM

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Zelot

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Verumir said:

Zelot said:
18 people left
Last three will be Me, Verumir and Starchaser... Allstars from the last one hehe

Meanwhile I'll watch from a safe distance, bwa-haha

That was a great evil laugh.

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Jan 8, 2014 3:13 PM

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relevant to all the survivors.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6218171136/h1B9F4733/

Jan 8, 2014 3:31 PM

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trillshit said:
relevant to all the survivors.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6218171136/h1B9F4733/

lol

Jan 8, 2014 3:33 PM

#3480

*hug noises*

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trillshit said:
relevant to all the survivors.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6218171136/h1B9F4733/

>.>

Jan 8, 2014 4:13 PM

#3481

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Zelot said:
18 people left
Last three will be Me, Verumir and Starchaser... Allstars from the last one hehe

Challenge accepted.

Wecc said:
All Hail HaXXspetten King of the Loli Traps!

Jan 8, 2014 4:41 PM

#3482

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Raikenzera said:

Zelot said:
18 people left
Last three will be Me, Verumir and Starchaser... Allstars from the last one hehe

Challenge accepted.

Jan 8, 2014 4:42 PM

#3483

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nquote=PWJP]

Raikenzera said:

Zelot said:
18 people left
Last three will be Me, Verumir and Starchaser... Allstars from the last one hehe

Challenge accepted.

^

Jan 8, 2014 5:07 PM

#3484

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Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
I should start making catty puns

K-on loving comrade,which picture?

Azunyan

Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.

http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Jan 8, 2014 5:09 PM

#3485

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Zelot said:
18 people left
Last three will be Me, Verumir and Starchaser... Allstars from the last one hehe

Allstars? Thought this was an amateur contest. Should start contemplating giving up now, can't beat people who train for this sort of thing. There probably masochists also, you know to get that extra motivation to deprive themselves.

Feel sorry for these poor saps, they're only suffering because they think they have a chance to win :I.

Jan 8, 2014 5:13 PM

#3486

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Hopefully this will catter to some of you with strange fetishes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jfon11JIRg

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Jan 8, 2014 5:36 PM

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HaXXspetten said:

Crazy_Cofee_Cat said:
How about times when japanese try to pronounce english,german or other languages

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpCCreUdc9M&feature=youtu.be&t=2m31s
I always enjoyed this part

English can eat shit...lolz. Oh if you haven't watched this already, Japanese people speaking Russian in Girls und Panzer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIY36UbDbQQ

Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.

http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Jan 8, 2014 5:38 PM

#3488

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how long have we been going so far

my avatar is the bus driver from Rosario + Vampire

Jan 8, 2014 5:39 PM

#3489

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NotJizzyHitler said:

HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be

Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I will follow my Queen...errmm King to the ends of the world. All hail Queen..fuck did it again...errrmm King Mellow!

Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.

http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Jan 8, 2014 5:42 PM

#3490

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monster7foot6 said:
how long have we been going so far

16 days in 3 hours and 18 minutes.

Jan 8, 2014 5:43 PM

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PWJP said:

NotJizzyHitler said:

HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be

Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I support this idea, let's turn a masturbation abstinence thread into a strategic HQ to defeat some guy and take control of an anime internet forum.

*walks away slowly and after a good distance starts sprinting to alert Queen errrrmmm King Mellow.*

Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.

http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Jan 8, 2014 5:47 PM

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1L0can0 said:

PWJP said:

NotJizzyHitler said:

HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be

Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I support this idea, let's turn a masturbation abstinence thread into a strategic HQ to defeat some guy and take control of an anime internet forum.

*walks away slowly and after a good distance starts sprinting to alert Queen errrrmmm King Mellow.*

*Catches with Bat Grapple* You're going nowhere...

Jan 8, 2014 6:03 PM

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Astros477 said:

1L0can0 said:

PWJP said:

NotJizzyHitler said:

HaXXspetten said:
I'm more interested in who exactly my subordinates are supposed to be

Hax's army vs mellow's army, the ultimate battle for mal

I support this idea, let's turn a masturbation abstinence thread into a strategic HQ to defeat some guy and take control of an anime internet forum.

*walks away slowly and after a good distance starts sprinting to alert Queen errrrmmm King Mellow.*

*Catches with Bat Grapple* You're going nowhere...

Says you! *breaks free while Sandrock Gundam and the Maganac corps come to his rescue*

Korrvo said:
I like lolis.

I don't like them sexually.

It's hard to not like lolis, their cuteness pander to the same emotions that naturally makes us fathers.

But it's hard to get off to anything that doesn't have any adult women characteristics like large tits, ass, and thighs.

http://imgur.com/qgjKHGn

Jan 8, 2014 6:09 PM

#3494

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*sigh* To much effort, i'll let you go seeing as you can't do much.

Jan 8, 2014 6:46 PM

#3495

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roleplay...?

my avatar is the bus driver from Rosario + Vampire

Jan 8, 2014 7:09 PM

#3496

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monster7foot6 said:
roleplay...?

It would never end if we did. Oh and be off topic.

Jan 8, 2014 7:09 PM

#3497

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monster7foot6 said:
roleplay...?

asl

Jan 8, 2014 7:10 PM

#3498