| Inviting them for tea |
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| I will make delicious tea |
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| Bringing cookies that matches the tea well |
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| The tea will be on a beautiful balcony of a house in the countryside |
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| Teaching about the wonders of science |
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| Selfcest |
| Give him a yummy onigiri |
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| I'll help move the money from your hits into secure offshore accounts and provide you with a number of disposal identities to help you infiltrate foreign nations. |
| in a very roundabout way |
| Pancakes, with a bit of yandere flavoring |
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| I will be obsessive and possessive of them |
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| i will kiss your neck if you stand still |
   "Searching milkshake brings up hentai lol." -OniMage. |
| Give them toast |
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| I will draw a picture of them |
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| Let's paint pictures together in a beautiful field on a sunny day |
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| not the way you expect |
| I will cook them the most delicious plate of drumsticks they ever had in their life. |
| will cosplay a lobster |
| Take them to the most awesome aquarium in existence |
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| Show them the mermaids |
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| Show them constellations |
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| Offer cookies and tea |
“Villainy?” he interrupted. “My dear child, all that’s mere verbiage, prattle. Nothing’s villainous if it causes an erection, and the single crime that exists in this world is to refuse anything that might produce a discharge.” |
| I will step on them |
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| dinosaur plushie, since you love them! |
  “Be the heroine of your life, not the victim.” "Just don't overdo it"  *nods* |
| :D |
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| with my absurd rizz |
| Let them sleep on my lap |
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| Send her picture of anal stretching |
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| Put him in shackles, whip him, and touch him all over |
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| Make soft orgasmic noises |
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| Fondle him while he is tied |
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| lay in a provocative position and make :3 face |
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| Snuggle him into my chest and patting his head |
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| Show my supreme uncle jokes |
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| gradually. i won't force it. in a couple of years they will be perfectly seduced |
| Pour a love potion into his tea |
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| I threaten that I will bite their neck, because humans are seduced by the idea of being seduced by a vampire |
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| I will give them massages and cheese |
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| I invite them to a barbecue |
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| I give them cod roe spaghetti |
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| I give them spicy foods |
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| I give them wine and champagne |
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| I show how dangerous I am because humans like dangerous situations |
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| I will show how comfy hot springs are |
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| show them my old pokémon card collection |
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| Show them my Yu Gi Oh deck |
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| i will rizz you up *cutely* |
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| I’ll take you to the mall while wearing Lolita fashion |
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| Pretend don't care about love |
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| *Gives you a fluffy body pillow* |
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