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You wake up one day and every human on Earth has your face. How would you react?

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Apr 21, 8:02 PM
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@149597871 asked me to give him a question so I’ve made sure to give him a really stupid one. I hope you all enjoy too!

On a morning like any other, you wake up to everyone freaking out. Everyone on Earth, whether young or old, and regardless of sex, has now the same facial features as you. Everyone you know, every celebrity, every politician. Our society is in shambles, but facial discrimination is now over (either that or plastic surgery becomes really popular). How do you think you'd react to the whole situation?
Apr 21, 8:44 PM
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There's going to be a lot of French kissing going on, that's fo sho! Productivity will drop off hard worldwide due to everyone being too busy with the tongue-on-tongue action.
Apr 21, 9:14 PM
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So like Aphex Twin's Come To Daddy? Certainly would creep me out, but I guess this is the one acceptable scenario for face tattoos.
Apr 21, 11:45 PM
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That doesn't sound so bad. I mean, I'd totally bang myself if that's what all this is about. This isn't a nightmare, it's the Golden Age of Humanity.
Apr 21, 11:58 PM
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Trust me people definitely don't want to have my face. It would be a fate worse than death! XD
Apr 22, 12:06 AM
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I wouldn't know about it, i never go out
Apr 22, 5:15 AM
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i'd probably be killed by people who think killing me would break the curse, so i'd feel bad about the situation
Apr 22, 5:32 AM
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I would call the police to protect me before a flood of people arrives at my door.
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Apr 22, 7:54 AM
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There's going to be a lot of French kissing going on, that's fo sho! Productivity will drop off hard worldwide due to everyone being too busy with the tongue-on-tongue action.
@KittenCuddler Wait... would you partake in it too?

Apr 22, 7:54 AM
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That doesn't sound so bad. I mean, I'd totally bang myself if that's what all this is about. This isn't a nightmare, it's the Golden Age of Humanity.
149597871 said:
I'd totally bang myself
I didn't think you'd so casually confess that you're into selfcest. Looks like my thread was actually useful at something.

Apr 22, 7:55 AM
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Trust me people definitely don't want to have my face. It would be a fate worse than death! XD
@Retro8bit So you're actually living a fate worse than death?
Apr 22, 7:55 AM
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I would call the police to protect me before a flood of people arrives at my door.
@Zarutaku But would the police really want to protect you if they all have your face too?
Apr 22, 8:09 AM

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@Zarutaku But would the police really want to protect you if they all have your face too?
@fleurbleue Doesn't matter if they want, it's their job to do so.
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Apr 22, 8:12 AM

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I shall be a trauma dump in less than five minutes I don’t wanna see myself walking into a hospital carrying a dead me with a me crying and a me as a dad what the hell
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Apr 22, 9:08 AM
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@fleurbleue Doesn't matter if they want, it's their job to do so.
@Zarutaku Well, it's not because it's their job that you can necessarily trust them to do it. Who knows, they could be the first to shoot at you and then claim you were being aggressive or something.

Apr 22, 9:15 AM

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@Zarutaku Well, it's not because it's their job that you can necessarily trust them to do it. Who knows, they could be the first to shoot at you and then claim you were being aggressive or something.

@fleurbleue They would be more trustworthy than the hate crowd that would try to lynch me.
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Apr 22, 1:00 PM

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Disfigure myself so as to regain my uniqueness.
Apr 22, 5:13 PM
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@Retro8bit So you're actually living a fate worse than death?
@fleurbleue

Only when I pass by a mirror! 😭😭😭

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