| Captured mermaids and then did unspeakable things to them. |
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| Impersonated a hair stylist and fucked those people's hair up |
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| Misused their job as a chiropodist to perform lewd acts with patients' feet while they were drugged. |
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| Misused their job as german shepherd and they devoured 20 sheep-lings |
| Started hallucinating and Thought they were Vergil and started killing humans thinking they are demons ๐ญ |
| Stole toys from a kindergarten |
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| Stole doughnuts from a police officer |
   ______________________ "Fine, I'll use this set properly, hmpf" Also, thank you Viraat ______________________ |
| They threw tin shards at police officers |
| Cop was distracted by adorable sig and walked into a pole, then quickly arrested you to hide embarrassment |
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| 17 counts of felony tax evasion 10 counts of public indecency 6 counts of conspiracy to defraud the IRS 2 counts of assault 1 count of impersonating a peace officer 1 count impersonating a federal department of fish and wildlife officer 1 count of misdemeanor property theft 1 count of domestic terrorism (broke into the IRS headquarters disguised as a park ranger in an attempt to delete their tax records by blowing up the IRS mainframe) |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| smuggling live bugs from foreign countries ๐ |
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| They illegally smuggled more than $5.00 worth of pennies out of the country |
| Pretended to be an undercover cop in a chatroom |
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| I made up something and lied to police cause he outed me For stealing toys from kindergarteners ๐ฅถ |
| Stalking an Anime character |
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| just doing little illegalish thingies here and there |
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| Stole a pet cat in an attempt to make it their familiar |
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| for being a Great Moderator of Evil |
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| Turning people into squirrels |
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| Flashing her bare ankle at unsuspecting gentlemen ๐ง |
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| For playing the Benny Hill song when walking past a cop |
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| plotting to nuke Argentina |
| Spilling boba on a cop at a traffic stop Accidental or not? That's between you and god (and the cop) |
| skating in a no skate zone |
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| unauthorized explosions |
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| Unauthorized surgeries |
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| Dialling 911 to have a pizza delivered to them |
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| Hand holding whilst underage |
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| set a building on fire because they were bored. |
| They got arrested for trying to upload their consciousness into The Wired... but got caught when they forgot to clear their browser history! |
My Rereads | My Favorite Mangaka | Soylent Green Buy stuff, or buy at least your favorites if you can afford it - Don't be lame. D W-W&N ๐ค MAL is far from being my primary site for literature, which is why I’ve stopped doing single-chapter updates. Baka-Updates and two French sites are far superior—more detailed, complete, and less restrictive. They're perfect for manga, light novel, and book collectors like me, making the process much less stressful and tiring. -g- |
| they were arrested for being too invested, while disinterested... in short, they have messed it |
OniMageDec 2, 2024 10:27 AM
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| Public defecation |
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| stole someone's fridge |
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| Ate all the chocolates in the advent calendar before Christmas |
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| ate the chocolate along with the calendar to destroy the evidence |
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| Summoning squirrels |
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| Staring at selfies Kafka sent for too long |
| Ate all the food at an open buffet |
| They threw an entire komodo dragon at a random civilian walking down the street |
| Beat up and stole lunch money from classmates |
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| They illegally ate 10 komodo dragons |
| Going to a shop and buying 400 pies, but they were 0.01 cent short so they just ran off That’s stealing so they were quickly apprehended!! |
ใขใคใขใคใขใคใทใใซ~ |
| for looking at the icecream sold on the street where they walked |
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| ^^Why do I sound like the people from math problems๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ OT: They ran around the city smacking random people in the face with a beaver!!! |
| being tardy to their daily tsundere classes |
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| They spiked Santa's sherry and stole the presents he was about to deliver, making kids around the world so very sad :(((( |
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| PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT got arrested for making me laugh so hard I died |
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| Wouldn't go to bed to allow Santa to deliver presents |
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