| Did put alcohol inside their ass. |
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| Ate 2,000 tonnes of highly enriched uranium because they thought they were chicken nuggets. |
  "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) |
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| experienced everything that happened with 9 hentai girls in his favs |
| A stray bullet hit them during a street fight |
| choked on a banana |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| He criticized my taste (no, he didn't, I made it up) |
| I killed them |
| Drank some expired gamer girl bathwater. |
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| Got overran by angry elephants |
| Crushed by a safe that was pushed out of a 4th floor building that they happened to be walking past |
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| Falling tree |
| Workplace incident They were a WWE referee  |
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| hawk tuah mishap |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| He tried to assassinate Trump. |
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| Couldn't pay back their debt for the mafia |
| Accidentally tripped over their own shoelace down the stairs and didn't make it |
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| (Oh no, the stairs again. Nevermind, I still prefer them over doors) Went on a space trip and fell into a blackhole appearing from nowhere v I see stairs and doors are equally dangerous here |
tinshardJul 14, 10:43 AM
| A ruffian drop kicked a door open just as they reached it. The multiple kinetic impacts with the door and concrete were traumatic enough to cause death just as EMS arrived |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| he went to a serial killer's house thinking he wanted to be his friend |
| Tried a very stupid TikTok challenge |
| Watched 1 episode of a seasonal (That, which shall not be named) his MAL friends are watching "yeah that was appalling" |
  "I don't have any dark past... or an enemy I must take revenge against... I just love this world" "That's why I'll do whatever it takes to protect it."   |
| They forgot how to breath. |
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| Got caught by a rabid dog in the middle of the night. They just wanted a late night snack :( |
  Lies are the most exquisite form of love! |
| They brought an antique wooden sword to a gun fight and got shot up. |
| "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
 Actual footage |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
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| They burst into flames |
✧˖°The blade dances✧˖°  |
| Anvil to the head |
| Drinking a clear substance out of a test tube was not a good idea. Clear liquid substance =/= it's water necessarily |
"I don't have any dark past... or an enemy I must take revenge against... I just love this world" "That's why I'll do whatever it takes to protect it." |
| All the kitchen appliances came to life and killed him |
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| Was fatally dunked on in a game of pick up basketball |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Mistook their own hand for dinner in a fit of dehydration and hunger. It tasted so good, they cut themselves up |
Lies are the most exquisite form of love! |
| Failed to master teleportation magic and accidentally had their atoms strewn across the solar system. |
      Coda "ɴᴏᴡ... ʟᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ꜱɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ'ꜱ ᴇɴᴅ." I. Hear. A. Sound. |
| They ate 14 Hornet's nests because they thought they were marshmallows. |
| "It's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up, everything is fudged, everybody sucks, you don't really know why but you want to justify ripping someone's head off." -John Cena, Romanian Philosopher and former politician Anime List / Manga List / Drama List / VN List / last.fm |
| Earthquake |
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| Insomnia |
| I need somebody who can love me at my worst No, I'm not perfect, but I hope you see my worth 'Cause it's only you, nobody new, I put you first And for you, girl, I swear I'll do the worst If you stay forever, let me hold your hand I can fill those places in your heart no else can Let me show you love, oh, I don't pretend, yeah I'll be right here, baby, you know I'll sink or swim |
| Fatal bat attack |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
| Lost their life to a bunch of screws. They lost their screw |
Lies are the most exquisite form of love! |
| Because anime is taken |
| I need somebody who can love me at my worst No, I'm not perfect, but I hope you see my worth 'Cause it's only you, nobody new, I put you first And for you, girl, I swear I'll do the worst If you stay forever, let me hold your hand I can fill those places in your heart no else can Let me show you love, oh, I don't pretend, yeah I'll be right here, baby, you know I'll sink or swim |
| Truck-kun |
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| Reindeer stampede |
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| Took a sip of my beer and passed away peacefully with a smile on his face since he couldn't handle the amount of alcohol in it. |
| "You only realize the real value of something you discarded when you get the chance to pick it up again." - Rudeus Greyrat |
| Drowned in their own drool. |
| Coda "ɴᴏᴡ... ʟᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ꜱɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ'ꜱ ᴇɴᴅ." I. Hear. A. Sound. |
| Died of embarrassment after burping loudly in public. |
StyxParadiseJul 21, 1:01 AM
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| Plane crash caused by a giant teddy bear |
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| Got food poisoning from eating too many tomatoes. |
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| They died due to a disturbance in space and time. They caused it |
Lies are the most exquisite form of love! |
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