What does your waifu expect of you? There's this one girl expecting mai boi to do stuff, and he'd better do, since he spent all fortune of his laifu to get closer to her |
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp!  |
To offset her lack of any money whatsoever, even if by just 1 yen. I used this GIF before, and I'll use it again dammit! For reference, 200 yen (A buck and a quarter US) is a fortune to both her and her father. |
Daviljoe193May 31, 2024 12:21 AM
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| "What does your waifu expect of you?" Roses and headpats. |
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To offset her lack of any money whatsoever, even if by just 1 yen. I used this GIF before, and I'll use it again dammit!
For reference, 200 yen (A buck and a quarter US) is a fortune to both her and her father.
For reference, 200 yen (A buck and a quarter US) is a fortune to both her and her father.
| @Daviljoe193 I thought the business they managed was earning. Why still no pocket money? |
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp! |
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@Daviljoe193 I thought the business they managed was earning. Why still no pocket money?
| @SgtBateMan It all goes to food and bad business decisions, and also getting men's clothing for Ryunosuke. I don't even want to know how much money also goes into repairing all the damage that their disputes cause, but presumably the remainder of the money that wasn't spent on all the other things. So... there's never any free money. |
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| Most of all, she expects that I go along with her bullshit. When you walk into the living room she will be sitting on the couch looking with an expecting gaze like a cat. She's saying "c'mon, do something". So I have to say "sigh... do you wanna go for a walk?" and then give her a collar and walk her around the house. And then when she is tired she'll say "I'm tired now, let me sleep on you on the couch" which was her plan from the start. |
| Nothing but since I'm married to someone as perfect as her I can't exactly be an unproductive member of society and pull her down with me can I? |
| That I follow orders over & above my best abilities, and that I don't complain about physical or emotional abuse. |
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Anjuro said: walk her around the house. Going round and round inside the house doesn't count as taking a walk at all!!! |
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp! |
Ratris_Decision said: She wants to have Christmas, every day, so i invented the time looper for her and only replay 24 of December, 2006 I thought Endless December only came out in 2009???? |
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp! |
Stomiks said: Nothing but since I'm married to someone as perfect as her I can't exactly be an unproductive member of society and pull her down with me can I? Your marriage sounds like the saddest story ever told, it seems |
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp! |
How can you have bread on the table with roses and headpats? |
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp! |
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Anjuro said:
walk her around the house.
walk her around the house.
Going round and round inside the house doesn't count as taking a walk at all!!!
| @SgtBateMan I was trying to keep it PG-13 man, I can't tell you what I actually do with my waifu :) But yes you are right, If I tried that with my dog he would give me 5 minutes of side eye and start spinning violently. |
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@SgtBateMan I was trying to keep it PG-13 man, I can't tell you what I actually do with my waifu :) But yes you are right, If I tried that with my dog he would give me 5 minutes of side eye and start spinning violently.
| @Anjuro It's no longer been PG-13 the time you mentioned the use of collar in your original post =)) |
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp! |
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@Anjuro It's no longer been PG-13 the time you mentioned the use of collar in your original post =))
| @SgtBateMan Lol, I wonder about that. You can see real girls walking around with chokers if you look at the mall or something right? That's kind of the same thing. I feel like reality is PG-13 at the very least. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. |
Anjuro said: Most of all, she expects that I go along with her bullshit. When you walk into the living room she will be sitting on the couch looking with an expecting gaze like a cat. She's saying "c'mon, do something". So I have to say "sigh... do you wanna go for a walk?" and then give her a collar and walk her around the house. And then when she is tired she'll say "I'm tired now, let me sleep on you on the couch" which was her plan from the start. It's you who mentioned 'collar' in the stead of 'choker' in the post, didn't you? Lol |
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp! |
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Anjuro said:
Most of all, she expects that I go along with her bullshit. When you walk into the living room she will be sitting on the couch looking with an expecting gaze like a cat. She's saying "c'mon, do something". So I have to say "sigh... do you wanna go for a walk?" and then give her a collar and walk her around the house. And then when she is tired she'll say "I'm tired now, let me sleep on you on the couch" which was her plan from the start.
Most of all, she expects that I go along with her bullshit. When you walk into the living room she will be sitting on the couch looking with an expecting gaze like a cat. She's saying "c'mon, do something". So I have to say "sigh... do you wanna go for a walk?" and then give her a collar and walk her around the house. And then when she is tired she'll say "I'm tired now, let me sleep on you on the couch" which was her plan from the start.
It's you who mentioned 'collar' in the stead of 'choker' in the post, didn't you? Lol
| @SgtBateMan You're telling me a collar is that much more sexual than a choker? C'mon man, gimme a break XD They're the same thing. |
| I think my waifus expect me to love them and be cool and strong and handsome and rich. But love is the most important thing for us and everything else is a matter of time ❤️ |
SgtBateMan said: Stomiks said: Nothing but since I'm married to someone as perfect as her I can't exactly be an unproductive member of society and pull her down with me can I? Your marriage sounds like the saddest story ever told, it seems nahh she just has too many husbands I have to compete with. Gotta take the #1 spot of being best husband! |
Anjuro said: @SgtBateMan You're telling me a collar is that much more sexual than a choker? C'mon man, gimme a break XD They're the same thing. Eh, now it's my fault for your poor choice of words or your incapability of differentiating the word 'choker' from 'collar', lol. Spank you. |
SgtBateManMay 31, 2024 5:03 PM
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Helpppppp! |
To live my short life to the fullest, have as many unique experiences as I can, enjoy myself whenever possible, and die without regrets. |
| She wants me to love insects, praise insects, help raise the societal status of insects... speaking of which... Insect populations have been decreasing at an alarming rate recently, and most people do not care. Most of the 5 to 10 million species of insects are completely harmless, and without insects, global ecosystems and our food supply would collapse. The absurd biases against insects perpetuated in our society are completely unfounded. Support your local pollinators and ecosystem contributors! |
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| She expects me to be her obedient slave. |
*kappa* |
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