| she thought: what if i'm a reactive missile?! and, like, tooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivzhKABOOM! |
| After 111 seconds of putting myself back together only to find out that OniMage was accidentally incinerated by Dosto |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
| she decided that her missions is to eat president's limo. hom-nom-nom. she almost got all the security guys, came very close. we'll remember! 🫡 |
| He wanted to see the view from a Weather balloon… But the balloon just kept going up and up and up, and he accidentally froze |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
| she was walking on the street eating ice cream, a mafia boss passing by reprimanded her for eating too greedily, and she flipped him |
| Snitched on Baby-Bee to a mafia boss, and was found 17 days later having drowned on Licorice ice cream |
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. |
| Last seen taking a walk at night and never seen again |
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| a piano fell on their head don't ask me how, it just kinda happened. it was a tragedy and i will mourn you. |
| ate my pudding |
| Got caught in the crossfire between Me and the Black Organization. |
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| Failed to escape from the clutches of the Black Organization. |
| He killed the guy above him because he’s the main assassin for the black organization The red organization must’ve found out |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
| Radiation poisoning, was injected with a radioactive pellet by one of my agents for revealing information about our organization |
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. |
| Refused to accept a cure for his malice when the Pretty Cures took down his organization. |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
They had poison mushrooms by mistake instead of leaving room muffins for dessert. |
 私の甘い面をお見せします “Love isn't something you should just take, love must be given back” 私の最も暗い側を見つけて |
| Kirby inhaled them |
| bee sting |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
| couldn't get over getting banned in ban thread |
| Choked by an angry chimp |
| Tried to cross the road but a truck was passing by ( ˶o´ ̫ `o˶) |
   "To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering" -Friedrich Nietzsche. |
| Somebody got angry and threw a dying neutron star at them |
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| Exploded into a hundred live koi fish (which landed safely in a koi pond). His ghost still hangs out with the koi fish. |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
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| In a manner so vile, so perverse, so graphic that it is a violation of MAL's TOS to even begin to describe it |
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. |
| Starved to death inside Torre dei Gualandi |
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| The Evil Sage Prince can never die |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
| Caught hypothermia during a wet t-shirt competition |
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| Got hit by a metal bar during the hitting people with metal bars competition |
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| Snorkeling 🤿 got stung by jellyfish 🪼 |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
| slipped on a banana peel |
| Slipped on spilled tea |
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. |
| ate too much fried fish |
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| Was fixing a roof when a meteor landed on the other side of the house and the shockwave made her fall off |
| Dropped frozen Coke and mentos into boiling oil andBOOM!! |
We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons. And for one brief moment, you did. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. *That* is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. |
| went scuba diving ran out of air |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
| an elephant sat on them |
| Didn’t watch enough PriPara |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| kidnapped by a trucker, body parts found along route 66 for 200 miles. |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
| In an effort to create more anime protagonists with tragic backstories, they began to hire random parents to "Taste test" to see if something was poison, and they would all mysteriously die from an "Assassination attempt" while their kids were orphaned. Too bad one of those kids swore revenge and went on a 12 episode journey to find and kill you |
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| "would it be a wise choice to eat pufferfish prepared by an unqualified chef?" The rest is history |
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| I invited him to go talk to some koi fish. He said no. Turns out talking to the koi fish was a protection from the despair miasma and so he didn’t make it. |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Spongebob attack |
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| They were on an airplane, and suddenly a cat with wings was outside the window To pet the cat, they broke the window getting sucked out of the plane. Lucky for them, the cat caught them on their back and they flew through the clouds on a very comfortable ride. Unfortunately The cat saw a taco truck, and being a taco loving flying cat, forgot about you and dove. You fell of their back and... Well let's just say you can't fly |
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| well, you were just walking on the clouds, minding your business, enjoying good weather - suddenly, a flying truck out of nowhere. was it lost or had it a malicious intent to attack you - we cannot know, because you murdered it viciously - this is the only way for you - a mafia boss - to maintain your leadership. however another boss from the next cloud started a feud with you over the fact the truck was his relative's associate - and killed you by showing you exotic sorts of chocolate that you didn't have (death from envy) |
| Their plane crashed on an uninhabited island. Food and water was sufficient, but after building a stable infrastructure they didn't have anything to do and died of boredom |
| They were at a restaurant eating their favorite food. All of a sudden the chef comes and gives them another drink. They drink it and die of poisoning. The chef is later arrested and much serve a life sentence |
Gee, it sure is boring around here |
| Enjoying rice as always, they look outside and see... pineapple pizza? Remembering their cats wish to have pineapple pizza, they broke their door, running outside to get the pizza. Unfortunately, it was no ordinary pizza! It challenged you to a pokemon card duel, and beat you. Feeling disappointed you went inside and put pineapple on your rice to mend the disappointment, and your cat, seeing this, murders you in your sleep |
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| They went to a cafe, then ordered strawberry crepes. Suddenly they got a tea that they didn’t order. The waiter claimed it was a free service then they left and they drank the tea which was poisoned |
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| bunnies... that is all i know. |
Life Comes In A Wide Variety Of Flavors ~ Makima |
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