| it's actually unbelieve how much grass i touched today i went a bit overboard ngl |
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| I touched the grass a few weeks back and my skin was burning from the sunlight and almost turned myself into a burnt toast. I have skin cancer. |
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LMAO, is this a catnip field, or? Cat looks high af Nothing like getting high on carbon monoxide. |
Prophetess of the Golden Era  |
| I did :) very proud of myself. Everyone make sure to go touch grass too!! |
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| I just got home from office but unfortunately didn't find any grass on the way :( |
AzureWeeb said: Is touching sand an appropriate alternative? I'm at the beach today. Yes. Also @Vergil_status Late happy birthday mister ! How did it go ? |
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| Smoked grass, and now I'm shaking dat ass. |
Prophetess of the Golden Era |
| im sure that the entire touch grass phrase gave people incentive to actually go outside for just a bit lol |
| good opinions on anything, block = I own you |
| first thing I usually do after waking up (on a non-work day) is to go out on my balcony and do some sunbathing for 30-90 minutes, usually while listening to some jazz and/or reading a book/comic. I already did that today (only 30 minutes because it is particularly hot today) and I might go back out for another 60 minutes at 4pm (since the sun shines onto my balcony until about 5pm). I love sommer because i can do stuff like that, but I already dread the winter... |
| I probably regret this post by now. |
| Nope but I already went outside today. Only one step from my house front door though. I hope that's enough. |
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| "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better. |
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Mistur_Jostur said: "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better. Jesus christ who asked? I can't believe I read all of that too... |
Yes-Im-A-Weeb said: Mistur_Jostur said: "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better. Jesus christ who asked? I can't believe I read all of that too... Fuck you. Did I even ask if you cared? You know what, I don’t care if you and your condescending ass “didn’t ask.” The world does not revolve around you, and I can say whatever the fuck i want when i want to say it, so I could give a shit if you “didn’t ask.” I can assure you that there are people on this planet who would find interest in the information that i sent a few messages prior, because if you haven’t realized yet, you aren’t the only person scrolling by this post. You are the scum of the earth, and I hope nobody gives a shit about the facts that you spit for the rest of your pitiful life. Did moses ask for the ten commandments? no. Did Isaac newton ask to invent gravity? NO. Things in life come without asking, so you might want to open yourself up to new information from time to time otherwise you are going to be dumbass forever. |
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| Why do I always have to touch grass. Why doesn't grass ever touch me for once. |
| Bring me some nice ass to touch then... ..oh grass... I like moss better. Much softer to walk on even barefoot. |
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| I went outside twice today, one time to go to the store and the other was just to have a nice quick walk. Didn't touch grass though, not only does it barely grow in my area, it's also where dogs shit most of the time. I'm not willingly gonna touch dog shit. ;/ |
| Oh hell, we have too much sunlight and the grass is just dried out and dead around here, what I want to make me happy is some RAIN!!!!! |
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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
| @Mistur_Jostur lol +1 that made my day |
No, this isn't my signature. |
| "Are you guys gonna touch some grass today?" No. Also, R.I.P OP. |
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| Do grass-type pokemon like gardevoir count? |
| Nah, I gotta go back to work, so I will use this time to make the AI learn to touch bush. |
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| "Grass" is a goverment conspiracy. |
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| Normally since it's winter I'd say no, but since the snow up here has uncharacteristically begun to melt 2 months earlier than normal, I was able to touch some today. |
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