Goku in Hansel and Gretel world...
Plate 1: Gingerbread House by zanpakutoflames
Goku walks around looking for food. Then he sees a house... made of gingerbread, cake, sugar, icing etc
Goku: *__* FOOD!!!!!!! *runs*
Reaches house
Goku: What do I eat first? Uh... Gojyo's not here, so I'll take my time!! *bites wall* YUM!!!
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Meanwhile
Sanzo: Where'd that stupid monkey go?
Gojyo: Don't worry, he'll be back when it's dinner time
Hakkai: ^^"" It's already dinnertime
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Plate 2 by AlexisSolitaire
Goku eats and eats and eats nonstop... then...
Goku: Ah, my stomach is full! I better get back to Sanzo and the rest.
*tries to get up*
*fails*
*tries again*
*FAILS!*
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Sanzo: I'm gonna kill him!
Hakkai: Er.. chill.. he might be on his way back..
Gojyo: Hm *smokes*
Sanzo: Use your stupid cockroach feelers to trace his location!
Gojyo: *anger mark*
Hakkai: 0_o
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Plate 3: The Evil Witch by zanpakutoflames
Evil witch comes out... Err, in this case, evil wizard named Ni Jienyi!
Ni: Ah, Usa-chan... look what we have here. We've got a nice little monkey for dinner (He's talking to his stuffed bunny)
Goku: Who are you? Let me go!!!
Ni: *drags Goku* Empress Gyokumen would be most pleased
Kougaiji: *appears* What's this? Goku!!
Goku: Ah? Kougaiji? What are you doing here? You wanted to have some gingerbread too?
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Plate 4: Kou’s Diet by AlexisSolitaire
Kougaiji: No thanks. I'm on a diet
Ni: Diet? I can drain you entirely of blood and that'd be a good 'diet'... right, Usa-chan?
Goku: That's sick!
Kou: *face palm* No thanks.
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Meanwhile......
Gojyo: Ah! I'm fed up of waitin for Goku! *eats greedily*
Hakkai: Yare yare. Mind your table manners.
Sanzo: *leg on table* Hmph. *smokes* Yeah.
Hakkai: *sweat drop* You too, Sanzo.
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Plate 5: What’s A Diet by zanpakutoflames
Goku: Ne.... what's a diet?
Ni + Kou: *fall* You don't know what is a diet?
Goku: =___=
Ni: Basically it's controlling your intake of food
Kou: You could try one... you eat enough for 5 people
Goku: But I'll be hungry then...come to think of it, I'm hungry
Kou: You just ate half the gingerbread house!!!
Ni: *evil chuckle* No worries... I have a feast prepared for you
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Hakkai: Guys, please behave at the atble
Sanzo: *reads paper*
Gojyo: *continues eating*
Hakkai: ^___________________^ *glasses glint* Guys....
Gojyo: Hiek!!! *sits and eat like a gentleman*
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Plate 6: Ni Jienyi’s Feast by AlexisSolitaire
Goku: Eh? A feast?! I wanna go too!
Kou: No way
Ni: That's quite mean. WE should always share what we've got, don't we? *glint in eyes*
Goku: *oblivious* Yeah! *nods* Can I come to the feast too?
Kou: You idiot! Don't believe him! (Ni)
Goku: *sparkly eyes*
Ni: *smiles at his Usa-chan*
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Gojyo: Hakkai! More crabsticks!
Hakkai: B-but you just ate MY share!
Gojyo: Nonsense! You must've ate it and mistook it for me. That's why you're a megane-kun and I'm not
Hakkai: But we gotta leave some food for Goku, right Sanzo?
Sanzo: He's probably eating his tenth meal by now *smokes*
Gojyo + Hakkai: *sweat drop* |