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May 26, 2018 6:46 AM
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So someone finishes a sentence to make it not sexual and then starts a new sentence sounding sexual.

Like "I'm going to suck" and then "the cut on your finger."




I want to squeeze
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May 26, 2018 6:49 AM
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@IpreferEcchi: OK. Edited.

...some tomatoes and drink their juice.

I want to jack...
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May 26, 2018 1:59 PM
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up the prices

You're filthy and should
May 26, 2018 2:00 PM
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Take a bath, you little
May 26, 2018 2:00 PM
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improve your hygiene?

girl lemme see those...
May 26, 2018 2:01 PM
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new shoes. they are new and untouched, just like
May 26, 2018 2:02 PM
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@ExecCute You're playing wrong. This isn't a story. You finish the sentence and start an unrelated one on a separate line.
May 26, 2018 2:03 PM
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sorry love

My new shoes are untouched and look fresh, just like
May 26, 2018 3:46 PM
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the scab on your foot.

I want to plunge my fingers in...
WORK IN PROGRESS
~The frog leapt forth to my lilypad memory.~
I was indoctrinated by an inamorata rabbit,
Adenomata affronted.
It was the verecund, dismissed creatures
That I jubilated in most.
This rabbit I would nurture,
At the aiguille of esse,
The anneal of noblesse.
❤️ Birdie ❤️

May 26, 2018 3:49 PM

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...in this watermelon.

Let me suck...
May 26, 2018 3:51 PM

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...some of my juice through this bendy straw~

I want your sausage in...
May 26, 2018 9:27 PM

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the fire pit so it can get roasted.

Oh God, I'm
May 26, 2018 9:29 PM

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going to sneeze.

Bend over and let me
May 26, 2018 9:33 PM

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Make sure your undies aren't showing, that'd be embarrassing.

She has some really big fucking
May 26, 2018 9:36 PM
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ears

just sit on my
May 26, 2018 9:37 PM

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couch. My home is your home!

Get on your knees and
May 26, 2018 9:39 PM
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pray

you look like you're hungry for a huge
May 26, 2018 9:42 PM
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...Snickers bar because you're not feeling well.

Touch my
May 26, 2018 9:43 PM

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cat, she loves to be petted.

I'm gonna make you come
May 26, 2018 9:46 PM

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And apologize to me for being such a bitch.

Say ahh and open wide, here comes my
May 27, 2018 5:12 AM

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...secret chicken soup.

I also want you to lick my...
May 27, 2018 5:19 AM

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I also want you to lick my envelope.

You want this big...
May 27, 2018 6:02 AM

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nuke for genocide purposes?

I'm itching for....

🔥You're looking at someone🔥

🔥Who is superior to you🔥

🔥You have my permission to🔥

🔥Bask in my glow🔥

May 27, 2018 6:09 AM

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aot season 3

i squirt

still life: pink roses
May 27, 2018 7:40 AM

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...lemons to sell the juice

I beat...

𝔚𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔱𝔬𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲,
𝔚𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔫' 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔶 𝔪𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱
______________________

May 27, 2018 7:45 AM

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my friend in a game of basketball.

I love it when you touch my
May 27, 2018 11:50 AM

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my cat, it loves getting touched and when it's happy, I'm happy.

I love the smell of fresh

🔥You're looking at someone🔥

🔥Who is superior to you🔥

🔥You have my permission to🔥

🔥Bask in my glow🔥

May 27, 2018 11:53 AM

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corpses in the basement.

You should stroke my
WORK IN PROGRESS
~The frog leapt forth to my lilypad memory.~
I was indoctrinated by an inamorata rabbit,
Adenomata affronted.
It was the verecund, dismissed creatures
That I jubilated in most.
This rabbit I would nurture,
At the aiguille of esse,
The anneal of noblesse.
❤️ Birdie ❤️

May 27, 2018 11:54 AM
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^^... flowers in the garden.

^hair.

I'd love to see you...
May 27, 2018 9:43 PM

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Sing "my heart will go on".

I want you to screw ____..
May 27, 2018 10:05 PM

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...things up

I'm gonna come inside your...
I need a GF T^T
May 27, 2018 10:12 PM

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room to get back the shirt you borrowed from me.


show me those sexy
May 27, 2018 10:34 PM

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...banana split how to be made.

Touch those...
May 27, 2018 10:38 PM

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sweet melons in my vineyard and tell me they aren't just plump as all heck

give it to me, I need your rock hard...


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


last.fm
May 27, 2018 10:43 PM

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mattress.

Bend over and spread...
May 27, 2018 10:59 PM

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those rose seeds

come over and we're gonna .... together
May 28, 2018 12:00 AM

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bake

Take off your...
The self is because it believes it is.
May 28, 2018 12:04 AM

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...glasses, baka.

Jam it...
May 28, 2018 12:04 AM
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^^shoes and enter the temple
^I don't really know what that means
so um, ..the bread?

I want to lick..
May 28, 2018 12:09 AM

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...some ice cream.

You have some nice and big...

@Chaet
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jam-it-in-you-lost-me
May 28, 2018 12:12 AM
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I see, thanks
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carrots

I love your..
May 28, 2018 12:25 AM

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I love your dress.

Mom, I had another wet...
May 28, 2018 1:30 AM

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....shirt in my room

I will eat your big...
I need a GF T^T
May 28, 2018 2:15 AM

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bowl of spaghetti if you dont call me cute

shove it in you dummy, I can take it, I just want your..


Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea
I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean


last.fm
May 28, 2018 2:19 AM

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...selfmade lasagne.

I'm talking about something long and hard like my...
Aug 8, 2018 12:17 AM

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katana that I bought from the weeb convention?

oh god, I'm about to...!
Aug 8, 2018 11:59 AM
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Thrown glue on me

My body is...
Oct 2, 2018 11:53 AM
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cold from not having blankets in the concentration camp (literally all i could think off lol)

Please, oh god, make me _
Oct 3, 2018 6:23 PM

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rich

grab them by the
Oct 3, 2018 6:24 PM

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handles, so that they don't slip out of your hands.

don't touch her

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