| Can only say gay |
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| Was too sinister. |
| Elder Tale servers shut down. |
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| Our waifus were incompatible |
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| Because they're older than I am. |
 Yes, I am CD 2.0's overlord. |
| He's into Jewish holocaust. |
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| You broke my pendant of invincibility |
| |
| I wouldn't, hm. |
Yes, I am CD 2.0's overlord. |
| Wouldn't shave my ball with their teeth. |
Yes, I am CD 2.0's overlord. |
| Ate marshmellow |
 Set by SenpieX |
| Didn't let me eat a marshmellow. |
Yes, I am CD 2.0's overlord. |
| Rude |
Set by SenpieX |
| ^^Rude. |
Yes, I am CD 2.0's overlord. |
| I couldn't see any fun in his deeds and doings |
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| smokes too much |
  come, you sweet hour of death |
| it was never on in the first place LOL |
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| never did |
"Life and death have been in love, For longer than we have words to describe, Life sends countless gifts to death, And death keeps them forever."  |
| cuz that name |
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| he uses windows 8 |
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| Made pancakes instead of waffles. Disgrace. |
| isn't aggro enough for me. |
come, you sweet hour of death |
| Too random *ba dum tss* |
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| wants to name our son Tom after a fictional cat |
 yeehaw |
| Doesn't like doggos ;_; |
Take care of yourself |
| Owns too many sharp objects. |
| They said it was them or the Octopus.. I picked my pet Octopus over them. |
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| Never texted me back. ;_; |
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| too cute |
| Bought a tad too many pets for us to take care of. |
Take care of yourself |
| didn't properly love the pets >:( |
| Was out of juice |
| |
| You aren't 8man. |
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| because you didn't send me back a single reply!! |
| The hair and other accessories in/around said hair hurt my eyes |
| They found my secret stash. |
  make yourself comfortable, i'll be done in just a few decades |
| found the magazines he was hiding under the bed. |
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ |
| My battery died |
| his battery died |
yeehaw |
| her battery never died. |
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ |
| Was playing with their smartphone in bed instead of me. |
| accidentally ordered pineapple pizza |
yeehaw |
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