| So I've seen all these harem anime where a perverted, asshole main character with absolutely no redeemable qualities manages to get all these super hot girls to fall in love with him. One minute he is a loner, and then he accidentally falls into some girls breasts or does some other stupid bullshit and all of the sudden bam! he has a harem. Yet, when I use my superior intelligence and wits and employ these techniques in real life I never see any results. So, what does a guy have to do to get a harem in real life? |
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| move to an all girls school |
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| You sound like you don't understand women. Not saying it's possible in the first place, but there's some basics to be understood! Also, Anime =/= Real Life |
| When MC of animu gropes hot gurl he gets away with it When I do it I get arrested for sexual assault smh |
| Come out of the closet, works every time. |
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JOAOAA said: move to an all girls school I thought of this too, but I can't seem to find any all girls schools that will admit a boy :( |
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| Be rich. |
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| Just be yourself, and if you are true to yourself you'll surely find someone someday, or you wont. Now get back out there and go get your harem! |
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| Flip a coin |
A stupid thread deserves a stupid answer!  |
Chickapow said: JOAOAA said: move to an all girls school I thought of this too, but I can't seem to find any all girls schools that will admit a boy :( then dress up as a girl and tell them you're one |
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| the first and most important step of all: be good looking |
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Supercolin said: It's not possible man. |
| Go to japan and start to grape some girls, eventually you will get a harem that way. |
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| Chances are, if you're making a thread about it you'll probably never ever get one. Give up. /thread |
| Pretending to be jealous of cartoon characters for a predictable and overdone joke. Shitposters really are hitting a new low. |
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Praland said: Yeah, though they would cosplay in a police uniform and be tsundere 24/7 tooGo to japan and start to grape some girls, eventually you will get a harem that way. |
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| Become a musician. Join a band. Get all the groupies. Done. |
| We can dance if we want to. Web Development and Programming: The sexiest place on earth |
| Give up |
| I consider myself the master of vagina. The best method to get a irl harem is to get a girlfriend. Then random bitches u dont know about will suddenly want you. But u cant break up or else theyll lose interest. This is the mind of a female, they want what they cant have |
| - Be completely useless - Be devoid of any personality whatsoever - Involve yourself with women who are competent with unique personalities - Mission compreted |
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| Be handsome & rich. Nowadays you also need a ripped body |
Stay in yesterday 時を止めて |
| lmfao |
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Supercolin said: Kid? I'm eighteen. plus I have a job. Badass. |
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| Step 1: Be gay I'm never surrounded by more women than when I'm dating a guy, it's like college-aged women are magnetically attracted to any two guys flirting at the bar. |
| "When he will, the weary world Of the senses closely curled Like a serpent round his heart Shakes herself and stands apart." - A.C., Equinox I/I |
| You should try and get your fundamentals in place before going all out and attempting to get a harem. As you've seen in these harem anime’s it’s a gradual progression where the character starts out with no one, but slowly he starts to get the interest of the girls around him. A lot of these anime’s also have clubs so that might be a good start. Try to find a club with the majority being female and not full of complete retards. Then become friends with some of the girls. Think of them as objects that can be replaced if and when desired. Most of the time act oblivious and you should be well on your way to getting a harem. |
 keep it Kawaii. |
rTz said: Step 1: Be gay I'm never surrounded by more women than when I'm dating a guy, it's like college-aged women are magnetically attracted to any two guys flirting at the bar. Does it matter if you are the catcher or the pitcher for this method to work? Or is it fine either way? |
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Qans said: rTz said: Step 1: Be gay I'm never surrounded by more women than when I'm dating a guy, it's like college-aged women are magnetically attracted to any two guys flirting at the bar. Does it matter if you are the catcher or the pitcher for this method to work? Or is it fine either way? I'm not a fan of anal to begin with, too much of a germaphobe. Frotting is more egalitarian anyway. It's not like I've ever hooked up with a faghag either, so to answer your question: idunno lol |
| "When he will, the weary world Of the senses closely curled Like a serpent round his heart Shakes herself and stands apart." - A.C., Equinox I/I |
| >How to get a harem in real life? >Real Life if there is anything that I know for a fact it's that bitches hate other bitches, and bitches be trippin. |
| ~Hime Hime~ |
Thousand-Eyes said: Variety is the spice of lifeWhy would you want a harem in the first place? Sounds like a pain to deal with. |
GlassOfJews said: You do that?When MC of animu gropes hot gurl he gets away with it When I do it I get arrested for sexual assault smh And um, idk. Maybe be good looking and friendly and funny and cool so everyone likes you. ^^ |
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| get good |
Fo-Fai said: are you good? do you have a harem?get good |
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SparkleBunnies said: Only joking Sparky, I could never do that irl ~GlassOfJews said: You do that?When MC of animu gropes hot gurl he gets away with it When I do it I get arrested for sexual assault smh And um, idk. Maybe be good looking and friendly and funny and cool so everyone likes you. ^^ |
| Buy a bulldozer. |
GlassOfJews said: I was joking too, I know~SparkleBunnies said: Only joking Sparky, I could never do that irl ~You do that? And um, idk. Maybe be good looking and friendly and funny and cool so everyone likes you. ^^ SaucyNudityBaron said: :oBuy a bulldozer. |
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| I kinda have one but I don't know how I got it. All I do is stand around with this face and somehow get one. I assume the girls at my school like men who have facial expressions like this. |
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| (1) Be male. (2) Convert to Mormonism. (3) Move to Utah. (Note that either 2 or 3 can be done first.) (4) Get old. (5) Marry numerous underage girls. (6) Avoid getting arrested. Bingo, you're there. |
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