| I find it funny how superficial some of you are in this thread. "It's flattering if they're attractive, but creepy if they're ugly." Wut. Of course it's better to imagine an attractive person spending time and energy pleasuring him/herself to you than some monstrous abomination, but it'd be just as much of a compliment and flattering (to me at least) regardless of what this person looked like. |
| Let's find out. "I jerk off to you." How do you feel? |
| Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit. |
| Euphoric |
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iSheep said: I will ask for more details. Elaborate in precise descriptions of what you are imagining, what state of mind you're in, what the immediate environment around you is (lighting, spatial locations, temperature), among other stuffs.Let's find out. "I jerk off to you." How do you feel? |
| That would be gross. Ewwwwww. |
iSheep said: doesn't everyone fap to the mal forums tho?Let's find out. "I jerk off to you." How do you feel? |
| anime with cute girls is my thing. |
Okazaki93 said: "I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on" You have such a fantastic way with words. I salute you good sir. |
| I wouldnt even care |
| Zero Suit Samus/ Meta Knight M2k DBZ |
Lime_ said: Euphoric If they had a fedora on while doing it... O lawdy |
Moog- said: I find it funny how superficial some of you are in this thread. "It's flattering if they're attractive, but creepy if they're ugly." Wut. Of course it's better to imagine an attractive person spending time and energy pleasuring him/herself to you than some monstrous abomination, but it'd be just as much of a compliment and flattering (to me at least) regardless of what this person looked like. yea but if they jerk off to you and they are good looking...that might mean you could go out with them or have sex or something. |
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Chimerautomaton said: Moog- said: I find it funny how superficial some of you are in this thread. "It's flattering if they're attractive, but creepy if they're ugly." Wut. Of course it's better to imagine an attractive person spending time and energy pleasuring him/herself to you than some monstrous abomination, but it'd be just as much of a compliment and flattering (to me at least) regardless of what this person looked like. yea but if they jerk off to you and they are good looking...that might mean you could go out with them or have sex or something. The blatant shallowness of this forum is quite disgusting. I fear for the future of humanity. I'm sure, I'd be flattered. |
GrimaticMar 3, 2014 9:34 PM
| I appreciate your love without the envy~ |
DoctorDoom said: Offer a helping hand. |
| Fight Club > Anime Scott Pilgrim > Manga Death Cab for Cutie > Yuki Kajura "Who'd you rather be? The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?" MY REVIEWS! READ THEM. http://myanimelist.net/profile/StillSwingin007/reviews |
murdaro said: I would tell them that I do the same exact thing to them. To see how they react. Same. |
dogeisreligion said: murdaro said: I would tell them that I do the same exact thing to them. To see how they react. Same. Careful you don't get more than you bargained for. |
| Let's wait til someone says that to me, then I'll come and say my answer. Cause honestly, I have no idea how I'd react. I could say "I'd be flattered" but I don't know about that. We'll see. -- Grimatic said: Chimerautomaton said: Moog- said: I find it funny how superficial some of you are in this thread. "It's flattering if they're attractive, but creepy if they're ugly." Wut. Of course it's better to imagine an attractive person spending time and energy pleasuring him/herself to you than some monstrous abomination, but it'd be just as much of a compliment and flattering (to me at least) regardless of what this person looked like. yea but if they jerk off to you and they are good looking...that might mean you could go out with them or have sex or something. The blatant shallowness of this forum is quite disgusting. I fear for the future of humanity. I fear for the future of humanity too (way before this thread though). |
GreedMar 5, 2014 12:27 AM
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Gomenesai said: If I don't know her, I'll be flattered, but simultaneously feel creeped out, because that's too good to be true. If I know her, again; I'll be flattered, but I'll probably emit some aura of awkwardness. If it's a dude, I'm out. No chance. I don't mind homosexuals, I have some homosexual friends, but I'd rather they kept their distance away from me, if they showed signs of affection. PS. Another addition to the creepy MAL section. This. I totally agree with this one. |
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| I don't really care if they masturbate to me at all, though don't tell me because I couldn't give a shit. |
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| I'd freak out. And knowing how ungraceful I am at socializing, I'll then accidentally say "me too". |
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| It determines if I know them or not and if I find them attractive. I already know a few who have in both the situations where I get creeped out as well as ones where I enjoy knowing someone is thinking of me. |
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| Depends if they're trolling or not and if it's a girl, since she came out with it I'd escalate. |
| SCARY MONSTER |
| Too many variables. I think that 75% of the time I would be repulsed and avoid the person at all costs. |
| Pornstars are people too are they not? So no, it doesn't matter who or what you masturbate to. |
| Well, the reason I masturbate in private is because... it's private. It's called the 'private parts' for a good reason. So when a person steps up to me, any person of any gender, tells me that he or she jerks off to me, I would naturally feel awkward and weird, naturally weirder if it's a guy. I mean, even if it's a girl, I don't want to know that I'm a sex object part of your sexual fantasy. You girls wouldn't like that so... don't objectify me, either. The rare exception, of course, would be when we are comfortable with each other, intimately. Like we're dating or married, that kind of thing. Call me a prude or whatever but, I don't swing that way, babe. I'm not into sexually-active girls (hey, at least I didn't use the other s-term). |
| I would be flattered but more so really surprised. |
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| I'd be okay with it? It wouldn't be a problem for me in any way, I'd kinda be flattered. Although.. I'd rather not know. |
Endycia said: I would masturbate right in front of them while laughing MANIACALLY. Also staring them right into the eyes and moaning as loud as I could. After being finished I would tell them if they wanted to record it me doing it again for a more easy session later that day. Should I PM you directions to my house? |
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| Well they already do. So what? Use me as material all you want. |
| Depends on the other person, and the situation. I've been told this before, but in that situation, it was kind of expected. So.. it wasn't awkward. But if its like some random person off the street or something, that'd be weird as fuck. |
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| I will be flattered. I am a girl but I am always the super unattractive type. |
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| Flattered than weird out in a couple of seconds, especially if it some one I hardly know, a similar situation happen to me before it wasn't fun. |
Going to take me a couple of days to come up with a sig, as worthy as my last one. |
Soshinra said: I will be flattered. I am a girl but I am always the super unattractive type. I honestly just masturbated to you.... are you still sure you feel flattered? lol |
| I'd be honored. I wouldn't even care who it is. |
| That really depends on the person but as long as they aren't really creepy and gross I would be flattered at least and if I found them attractive too I would be pleased. |
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Elphe said: Just when you thought MAL couldn't get creepier. This thread . Lmao so true. Also if it was a hot girl I'd be flattered. But thats it. |
| Is it just me or does any thread involving dongs instantly attract huge post counts? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Stay classy. |
Cyaegha said: Is it just me or does any thread involving dongs instantly attract huge post counts? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Stay classy. I have noticed that but I tried to avoid these types of topics and I felt like I was no longer part of the Mal community. It was really quiet and the site was dead. |
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| I fap to everyone in MAL. |
| perv4lyf |
| I'd probably start blushing profusely, start moving about in my chair awkwardly, and feel happy and wanted on the inside. I doubt anyone ever has masterbated to me before, so I'd take it as a compliment, really. |
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Ankun said: I fap to everyone in MAL. das' a lot of people much lubricant is required |
LadyRenly said: I'd probably start blushing profusely, start moving about in my chair awkwardly, and feel happy and wanted on the inside. I doubt anyone ever has masterbated to me before, so I'd take it as a compliment, really. i just did bby <33333 |
| perv4lyf |
| This has actually happened to me before...I felt flattered and creeped out at the same time. |
Ankun said: LadyRenly said: I'd probably start blushing profusely, start moving about in my chair awkwardly, and feel happy and wanted on the inside. I doubt anyone ever has masterbated to me before, so I'd take it as a compliment, really. i just did bby <33333 Well, umm, I have no way of knowing if you did or not, but now I feel all tingly and weird, but if you're happy, then I'm happy. |
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LadyRenly said: Thats cute..I'd probably start blushing profusely, start moving about in my chair awkwardly, and feel happy and wanted on the inside. I doubt anyone ever has masterbated to me before, so I'd take it as a compliment, really. Although i react that way sometimes to people a bit. Depending. |
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