Fortune Cookies

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My favorites are the Supreme Master fortunes. Anybody gotten those?

moush said:

I know you bitches eat lots of Asian food so this shouldn't be too hard.

lol. XD

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Dec 9, 2008 11:34 AM

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Dec 9, 2008 11:39 AM

Sohei

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i haven't had a fortune cookie since i was 8.
i'd rather not eat something and then find out there was paper inside it.

Dec 9, 2008 11:43 AM

SchnickelFritz

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That's why you break open the cookie, take the paper out, then eat it.

Dec 9, 2008 11:43 AM

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I don't know what you fools are talkin' about. Eating paper is hardcore.

Dec 9, 2008 11:52 AM

Boursk

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Mine said "You will be sending a thread about fortune cookies to spam." Damn, these things are accurate. o.O

Have fun in spam~ ^_^

=^-^= . . . < m e o w)

*pets kitty*

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Dec 9, 2008 11:58 AM

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My fortune cookie said "You and your wife will live happily." or something similar. So apparently I HAVE A WIFE.

ScrumYummy said:
I don't know what you fools are talkin' about. Eating paper is hardcore.

Fuck. Yes.

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Dec 9, 2008 12:06 PM

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Moved to spam because:

What is your favorite animal?
What is your favorite band?
Books - What are you currently reading now? (MANGA EXCLUDED)
Show us what you look like

isn't spam.

Dec 9, 2008 12:06 PM

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Boursk said:
Mine said "You will be sending a thread about fortune cookies to spam." Damn, these things are accurate. o.O

Have fun in spam~ ^_^

=^-^= . . . < m e o w)

*pets kitty*

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Dec 9, 2008 12:09 PM

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Drybananna said:
My fortune cookie said "You and your wife will live happily." or something similar. So apparently I HAVE A WIFE.

ScrumYummy said:
I don't know what you fools are talkin' about. Eating paper is hardcore.

Fuck. Yes.

i was under the impression you had many

Dec 9, 2008 12:14 PM

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Sugoi-otaku said:

Drybananna said:
My fortune cookie said "You and your wife will live happily." or something similar. So apparently I HAVE A WIFE.

ScrumYummy said:
I don't know what you fools are talkin' about. Eating paper is hardcore.

Fuck. Yes.

i was under the impression you had many

oh, dude. I wanna be in DB's harem.

Dec 9, 2008 12:36 PM

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Mehsi

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Last time I ate a fortune cookie was a few years ago. Don't remember the fortune. But I do know the cookie was delicious:D

Dec 9, 2008 2:19 PM

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Azariel

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This is from last week:

"Your financial situation will getting better, if you still work on it."

Maybe I should have worked on spending less money at ebay and amazon... XD

Dec 9, 2008 4:05 PM

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I fucking hate fortune cookies with a passion, and yet I force myself to eat them before I read the fortune just so the fortune doesn't back fire on me. Whereas, none of my family will eat the cookie and they all go straight to reading their stupid fortunes.

My last one:

Shit needs to shut the fuck up. I do what I WANT.
My interpretation: avoid holding on to ANIME.

Dec 9, 2008 4:08 PM

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chocolatematter

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Those are your finger, eh?

Dec 9, 2008 4:09 PM

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No, wouldn't touch it. Got a Chinese person to do it for me @ the restaurant.

Wait. Who are you even talking to.

Dec 9, 2008 4:10 PM

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ScrumYummy said:

Sugoi-otaku said:

Drybananna said:
My fortune cookie said "You and your wife will live happily." or something similar. So apparently I HAVE A WIFE.

ScrumYummy said:
I don't know what you fools are talkin' about. Eating paper is hardcore.

Fuck. Yes.

i was under the impression you had many

oh, dude. I wanna be in DB's harem.

dont we all?

Dec 9, 2008 4:11 PM

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wtfyourface said:
No, wouldn't touch it. Got a Chinese person to do it for me @ the restaurant.

Wait. Who are you even talking to.

lol

Dec 9, 2008 4:14 PM

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wtfyourface said:
Wait. Who are you even talking to.

To certain wtfyourface. Okay, that's cool, so they are yours.

Dec 9, 2008 4:17 PM

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>:\

Dec 9, 2008 4:21 PM

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Iri

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All-time favorite:

Dec 9, 2008 4:21 PM

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wtfyourface said:
>:\

=D

and right/left lane is full of mad cars, hf.

Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM

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forlacik said:

wtfyourface said:
>:

=D

and right/left lane is full of mad cars, hf.

Celery stalks.

Dec 9, 2008 5:59 PM

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Boursk said:
=^-^= . . . < m e o w)

*pets kitty*

By the way I missed this, amazing.

Dec 9, 2008 6:01 PM

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Really not worth a double post, you know.

Dec 9, 2008 9:30 PM

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FireReaverX said:
Really not worth a double post, you know.

this is spam. nobody cares.

Dec 9, 2008 9:44 PM

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I've kinda stopped eating Fortune Cookies ever since I found a baby maggot in one of them I was just about to eat. >.<

But yeah, I remember this one I got back when I was 10 that said "Beware. Danger lurks behind the trees in your future." and I'll be damned if not 15 minutes after that some crazy drunk dude came hopping out from behind a group of fake trees in this mall I was in. I bolted away screaming like Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone before I could find out what the hell was wrong with him. XD

Dec 9, 2008 10:23 PM

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