| Are there any sub 5 males here bros? What makes you sub 5? Are you a short king? Dummy thicc? How do you live your lives? We are all dying of curiosity to hear about the life experience of you, the ones oppressed even moreso than gamers. Will you roast a drunk Wendy's employee in your spare time? Discuss. |
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| The sub 5 males are too busy playing Marvel Vs Capcom 2 and tea bagging and trying extremely sweaty on rank. Playing Magneto and psylocke sub 5 dick cheesing incel shit. |
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The sub 5 males are too busy playing Marvel Vs Capcom 2 and tea bagging and trying extremely sweaty on rank. Playing Magneto and psylocke sub 5 dick cheesing incel shit.
| @Amityblight Just like those Dr. Doom players in UMvC 3. May their dicks go eternally limp. |
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| I knew several sub-5 males in my life, and some of them even smashed sub-6+ females for quite some years. So, I wouldn't underestimate sub-5s. |
| 6'4"mains were looking down on us 6'1"cels for far too long but the time is ticking. Cant wait for 2025 because in two months the new minimal height will be 6'5" and its going to be absolutely over for 6'4"mains. New eye color will drop in 2029 and if you dont get that eye color by 2035, its going to be over for you as well. Luckily when the Great Reset comes in 2040, the new minimal height will be reset as well to 4'0" and the dwarfmaxxers will be able to get some pussy. Also 2025 is the last year when having 5 fingers will be enough, starting from 2026, you need to have at least 6 fingers on a hand to compete. |
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| Sub five is all about looks Obviously male only rules (even a granny can land more matches than a sub five) The most important factor is height 2nd most important is face Your height is your job opportunities as a man. It is the only thing not severely crippled by age. It is the biggest factor of male reproductive success, and even landing promotions. It is no secret this factor is essential. Under 5"7 is absolute sub five territory. Not even a good face can save you anymore under that height. 5"8-5"10 is only possible to breed if your face is good. As you age you will become a sub five at that height though. Face is important, but obviously it gets destroyed by age. Especially hairline which is why height is #1 by far. I am a sub 5 for being 5"9 and aging. As the hairline receeds for manlets your smv drops like a stone. My face can't make up for my lack of height in the usa. Whites do perform better overseas though so technically I am not a truecel. I realize many men have it much worse in looks. Lower looks=more bullying and a harsher life. Now go in peace my fellow sub fives, beckies, stacies, chadlites, and chads. If you want to know if you classify as a sub five 1. Be male 2. Under 6ft 3. Be virgin (Prostitution does not count) 4. Be over 21 yr for certainty  As a final quote on the topic I take from a comment on rehabroom video Myth: Guys are rejected because they play videogames all day. Truth: Guys play videogames all day because they are rejected. |
rohan121Yesterday, 9:42 AM
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| Not this Chad vs Incel shit again. Who cares if someone is a Chad or not? |
| Idk if I'm subby enough to earn 5 whole sub points. |
| Five dollar, five dollar footlong, at SUBWAY! |
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| Whenever I see a guy going on about their looks that much as some sort of rank rant by time they post a pic they just look average from few Ive seen even sometimes slightly attractive just with bad hair and fashion sense or something. |
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| I'm not a su5 male but i have some blackpills idea |
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