| Hi... this idea started after Alexis and I were talking about Goku's eating habits. We mentioned Sanzo once asking him to eat the walls and this is how the whole thing started. From one scenario... the story just continued. Hope you'll like the story and please feel free to continue the story in this thread if you have any ideas Thank you ^^ |
| Goku in Hansel and Gretel world... Plate 1: Gingerbread House by zanpakutoflames Goku walks around looking for food. Then he sees a house... made of gingerbread, cake, sugar, icing etc Goku: *__* FOOD!!!!!!! *runs* Reaches house Goku: What do I eat first? Uh... Gojyo's not here, so I'll take my time!! *bites wall* YUM!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile Sanzo: Where'd that stupid monkey go? Gojyo: Don't worry, he'll be back when it's dinner time Hakkai: ^^"" It's already dinnertime ************************************************************** Plate 2 by AlexisSolitaire Goku eats and eats and eats nonstop... then... Goku: Ah, my stomach is full! I better get back to Sanzo and the rest. *tries to get up* *fails* *tries again* *FAILS!* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sanzo: I'm gonna kill him! Hakkai: Er.. chill.. he might be on his way back.. Gojyo: Hm *smokes* Sanzo: Use your stupid cockroach feelers to trace his location! Gojyo: *anger mark* Hakkai: 0_o ************************************************************* Plate 3: The Evil Witch by zanpakutoflames Evil witch comes out... Err, in this case, evil wizard named Ni Jienyi! Ni: Ah, Usa-chan... look what we have here. We've got a nice little monkey for dinner (He's talking to his stuffed bunny) Goku: Who are you? Let me go!!! Ni: *drags Goku* Empress Gyokumen would be most pleased Kougaiji: *appears* What's this? Goku!! Goku: Ah? Kougaiji? What are you doing here? You wanted to have some gingerbread too? =="" ************************************************************* Plate 4: Kou’s Diet by AlexisSolitaire Kougaiji: No thanks. I'm on a diet Ni: Diet? I can drain you entirely of blood and that'd be a good 'diet'... right, Usa-chan? Goku: That's sick! Kou: *face palm* No thanks. ___________________________________________________ Meanwhile...... Gojyo: Ah! I'm fed up of waitin for Goku! *eats greedily* Hakkai: Yare yare. Mind your table manners. Sanzo: *leg on table* Hmph. *smokes* Yeah. Hakkai: *sweat drop* You too, Sanzo. ************************************************************* Plate 5: What’s A Diet by zanpakutoflames Goku: Ne.... what's a diet? Ni + Kou: *fall* You don't know what is a diet? Goku: =___= Ni: Basically it's controlling your intake of food Kou: You could try one... you eat enough for 5 people Goku: But I'll be hungry then...come to think of it, I'm hungry Kou: You just ate half the gingerbread house!!! Ni: *evil chuckle* No worries... I have a feast prepared for you ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hakkai: Guys, please behave at the atble Sanzo: *reads paper* Gojyo: *continues eating* Hakkai: ^___________________^ *glasses glint* Guys.... Gojyo: Hiek!!! *sits and eat like a gentleman* ************************************************************* Plate 6: Ni Jienyi’s Feast by AlexisSolitaire Goku: Eh? A feast?! I wanna go too! Kou: No way Ni: That's quite mean. WE should always share what we've got, don't we? *glint in eyes* Goku: *oblivious* Yeah! *nods* Can I come to the feast too? Kou: You idiot! Don't believe him! (Ni) Goku: *sparkly eyes* Ni: *smiles at his Usa-chan* ___________________________________________________ Gojyo: Hakkai! More crabsticks! Hakkai: B-but you just ate MY share! Gojyo: Nonsense! You must've ate it and mistook it for me. That's why you're a megane-kun and I'm not Hakkai: But we gotta leave some food for Goku, right Sanzo? Sanzo: He's probably eating his tenth meal by now *smokes* Gojyo + Hakkai: *sweat drop* |
| Kou: Snap out of it Goku! Goku: Food... he's treating me to food.... Kou: Of course not idiot! He's going to use you in his experiment! Goku: Huh? He wants me to sample his cooking? Great!!! ^__^ Ni: *evil smile* Kou: This guy.... @__@ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hakkai: You know, I'm kinda worried about Goku. We should be looking for him Gojyo: What for? All he ever does is eat everything Sanzo: And that is why we spend so much money Hakkai: I insist we look for him *extremely smiley* Gojyo: O__O"" Ok ok! Let's go Sanzo! Sanzo: What a pain, that stupid monkey! Hakkai: Now, where do we start? Gojyo: Anywhere that's got food >.<"" |
| Ni: In that case, shall we get going, Goku-kun? Goku: *chibi form* Mmm! Yeah! Kou: You IDIOT! *holds Goku by the collar* You are NOT gonna go anywhere, okay?! Ni: Now now, don't interfere. It's a bad habit, right, Usa-chan? *looks at bunny* Kou: Shut up. You're pissing me off. Goku: Let go of meeee!! ____________________________________________________________________ Gojyo and Hakkai: *start walking* Hakkai: My shoes are really uncomfortable Gojyo: Hmph. That's why you should buy new ones! *smokes* Hakkai: But most of it is spent on food for Goku ^ ^ Gojyo: Argh, and now he's making us go find him! We're no GPS y'know! Right, Sanzo? ... ... ... Hakkai&Gojyo: *whirl around and see Sanzo in the distance, smoking and reading newspaper while sitting on a chair* -______- |
| Goku: Extend, Nyoiboi!! Kou: I'll help you, Goku. *starts incantation* Ni: Fufufu... how nice. Usa-chan Laser Beam! *Laser rays come out from Ni Jienyi's stuffed bunny* Goku: Eeekk!!! What the hell was that? That's dangerous Ni: This is my newly improved Usa-chan. It's still a prototype, so help me test it out, ok? <3 KOu: Engokuki!!!! Ni: My my... *steps aside* How dangerous, Kou ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hakkai: Sanzo... if you are not going to help us *holds up credit card* I'm not returning you your credit card Sanzo: O.O *checks wallet* Damn you, Hakkai! Chih.... *grumbles* |
| Goku: *attempts to hit Ni's head from behind* Kou: *sweat drop* Ni: I know what ya tryin to do..and it's not a nice thing to do, isn't it, Usa-chan? Goku: *tries to jump higher* Kou: You're too short, you chibi! Goku: I'm NOT a chibi! Argh.. oh, oops! *loses control of Nyoibou which ends up smacking Kou's head instead* ...................................................................................................... Gojyo: Oy, Sanzo, don't be a lazy ass. You'll put on weight ya know Sanzo: YOU need some more weight for your brain Hakkai: *laughs* Now now, stop fighting, guys.. Gojyo: Sanzo you bastard! Want a piece of me?!!!!! |
| Kou: Why are you hitting me, you idiot?!! Goku: It was an accident! Kou: Are you always this clumsy? Goku: Of course not Ni: My my... fighting already. Don't forget about me *evil smile* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sanzo: Shut up.. let's go find that stupid monkey Gojyo: Which way do we go? Sanzo: Use your feelers for taht Gojyo: It's not feelers!!! Hakkai: Are you two serious about finding Goku? Gojyo: How can we look if we don't know where to start? Hakuryuu: Kyuu... Hakkai: What is it? hakuryuu: Kyuu kyuu... Hakkai: Lead the way then Sanzo: That dragon is more useful than you, stupid cockroach Gojyo: What are you saying, you baldy?!! |
| Goku: Whatever. I'm gonna go *walks off* Ni: My my, being rude..where are ya goin? Goku: I smell some food elsewhere! *nose buds in action* Kou: *exasperated* I don't have time to bother with you! Ni: Unfortunately, I can't let you out of my sight.. *millions of bunnies appear in the sky with laser beam eyes...* ___________________________________________________________________ *arrive at crossroads* Hakkai: I think we should head right Gojyo: Left, you idiot! Not right! Sanzo: *smokes* Gojyo: LEFT! LEFT! Hakkai: Where should we go then, Sanzo? |
| Why are we the only two people doing this? Goku: Gyah!!! *dodges* Hey Kou! Kou? Ni: He's smarter than a dumb monkey like you. He ran off already Goku: no way T.T Behind a rock nearby.... KOu: *mumbles* *mutters* *emerges from rock* Bumblebee!! Bumblebee appears and fires a few rounds at Ni Jienyi Goku: O.o What's that thing? Ni: He can summon robots too? *runs* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sanzo takes the right turn, grumbling Gojyo follows him. A few minuets later... they see a gingerbread house. Err... or what's left of it Gojyo: What on earth?? Hakkai: *examines house* Looks like it's edible. This is candy cane and this piece is gingerbread. Sanzo: That stupid monkey must be nearby then Gojyo: *mouth drops open* Sanzo: What's wrong with you? Gojyo: *points* Sanzo: O_O What is that? Hakkai: From what I've read, that's what is called a peppermint candy Gojyo: Not that sweet! I meant that huge yellow thing over there! Hakkai: ^_^ Let's go have a look shall we? |
| Cuz we're true Sanzo fans~ Kou: You're NOT getting away, you scum! Go, Bumblebee! *points at Ni* Goku: Hey hey, why's it heading towards me??!!! *quickly runs* Kou: You idiot! That's because you're following that jerk! Ni: My my, calling a genius like me a 'jerk'..I really can't be too forgiving this time.. *flashes Usa-chan at them* Goku: Uwa, laser beam...!!!! *hides behind a tree* Kou: *dodges, thinking, 'Of all the places he chooses to hide behind a tree..oh well, maybe he really is a monkey after all..'* Ni: Time to show you what Usa-chan's really capable of... *grins as laser beams fire from all directions...* Goku: This IS really bad...! Sanzo, save me!!! ____________________________________________________________________ Gojyo: *bites some of the remainder* Hmm..quite scrumptious.. Sanzo: *smacks his head with paper fan* Gojyo: Why you..! Hakkai: The two of you really fight at all the wrong times... -__-" Sanzo: You'd get it too Hakkai, if you don't stop commenting Hakkai: Ah haha..since when am I the commentator? *thinks, Sanzo is really grumpy!* |
| Sanzo: Hurry up! That thing is tearing this place down! Gojyo: Can you do anything about it? Sanzo: How am I supposed to when I don't know what it is?!! Gojyo: Maybe it's a huge youkai Hakkai: I highly doubt that Gojyo Goku: SANZO!!!!! Gojyo: DId you hear something? Hakkai: Sounded like someone calling Sanzo Sanzo: Chih... stupid monkey Gojyo: So it was GOku! Hakkai: Who else can it be... Sanzo: There'd better be a good explaination for this |
| Goku: SANZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gojyo: NO doubt, it's that stupid monkey Hakkai: Where is he? Sanzo: Somewhere Gojyo: What kinda answer is that? Sanzo: A better answer than anything you can come up with Gojyo: Why, you- Hakkai: Move aside Gojyo! Gojyo: Oh, so you're siding Sanzo- OW! *gets bumped into by a huge bunny!* Hakkai: Gojyo! *prepares to attack bunny* ..................................................................................................... |
| Sanzo: Where the hell this bunny came from? Gojyo: Outer space sanzo: Stop giving stupid answers! Bunny: *laser beam,* All: ??? Goku: Nyoibou!!!!!! *smacks rabbit* Don't you dare hurt Sanzo! Hakkai: Oh, hello Goku Goku: Hakkai? Sanzo!!!!!!!!! I'm glad you came to save me. Are you alright? Sanzo: Chih... Gojyo: What is tht thign anyway? Goku: Ni Jienyi's bunny Hakkai: .... And it was going to do what? Goku: Shoot you with laser beams, and it's really nasty. Oh... and we gotta get outta here Sanzo: Good point. We can go home now that we've found you Goku: =="" I was going to tell you that this Bunny is a robot and Ni Jienyi's controlling it Gojyo: I don't exactly understand what's going on Goku: Kougaiji's helping us too Sanzo: Again Goku: And there's Bumblebee Hakkai: Bumblebee? |
| Goku: It's this huge yellow thing Hakkai: Oh.. that Sanzo: Move, Gojyo! Gojyo: *sees a laser beam coming, hops aside* Yikes! Why do those f-in things keep attackin me??! Sanzo: Maybe it has 'idiot receptors' Gojyo: Huh? What d'you- *realizes* Sanzo, you- Hakkai: Gojyo, move! Gojyo: *jumps away* Why am I the only one targeted?!!! Goku: Maybe it is attracted to red hair? Hakkai: Ahahahaha... Sanzo: Whatever. Where's that bastard (Ni)? *footsteps are heard behind a tree* Goku: He's definitely behind that tree! Sanzo: That's obvious Goku: I was trying to be helpful *sad* Gojyo: Then I'm gonna... *swings weapon around* cut down the damn tree! ...................................................................................................... But after doing that.. Hakkai: Hm? He's not there Goku: Impossible! I heard him! His voice came from there! Gojyo: WTH is going on? Sanzo: *thinks* |
| Kou: What the heck?! You nearly killed me! Gojyo: Kougaiji! What are you doing? Kou: I was trying to use Engokuki on the bunny then you tried to kill me! Hakkai: Oh... you didn't send the bunny? Goku: I told you it was Ni Jienyi's bunny Sanzo: And where is this guy? Ni: Right here... Bunny beam Sanzo: Crap! *dodges* Kou: BUmblebee! Over here!! Gojyo: How is a bee going to help us? Sanzo: Is taht your new ability? Goku: I thought I'd already explained what Bumblebee is From behind the trees.... Sanzo Ikkou: O___________O |
| Ni: And another one.. *laser beam shot* Gojyo: Konoyaro! *tries to hit him but misses* Hakkai: What exactly is going on here? Goku: Erm..actually.. *thinks* I have no idea Sanzo: Idiot! Gojyo: You were stuffing yourself full of food weren't you? Sanzo: Yeah, his stomach's full but his brain isn't Hakkai: Now now, don't hurt Goku's feelings like that Ni: All this mushiness is annoying me. Laser beam! Kou: *deflects the beam* Gojyo: Huh? What- you on our side suddenly? Kou: Don't get me wrong! I wasn't trying to save you guys Sanzo: Then what? *puffs smoke* Ni: You should stop smoking. No wonder you look so much older than your age Goku: Eh? How old is Sanzo? Gojyo: 50 Sanzo: *smacks him with paper fan* And you (Ni) should quit your bunny complex. It's childish and disgusting (In the background- Gojyo: My head hurts..!) Hakkai: Ahahaha, a Sanzo vs Ni showdown Goku: Hey, where's Bumblebee? |
| Kou: He's coming Ni: *laughs* Time to leave then, Usa-chan. Smoke screen Gojyo: *coughs* Hey! Creepy guy is getting away Sanzo: Don't state the obvious Goku: Nyoibou! *spins staff* The smoke clears... Sanzo: Chih... he got away Goku: So did Usa-chan Hakkai: Ahaha... at least we know it's a dangerous thing Goku: It's his plushie All: =="" Kou: And he wears bunny slippers in the castle Gojyo: For real? Sanzo: Who cares... now we got our stupid monkey back. Let;s go. Goku: I'm not a stupid monkey! Gojyo: Yes, you are! You ate the gingerbread house didn't you?! Goku: I was hungry Gojyo: ANyone would have known it was dangerous! Goku: There was no sign of danger there Sanzo: *eye twitch* Hakkai: Looks like we're back to normal for now Bumblebee: Bzztt.... Goku: Bumblebee!! All: *look up* O___O Kou: Transform Bumblebee: *turns into a car* Goku: Wow! It's like Hakuryuu! Hakkai: ^^"" Ahaha... actually, I don't think they are the same |
| Bunny slippers? 0_o Gojyo: Bubblebee is yellow, to start with Sanzo: It's BUMBLEbee you idiot Gojyo: *realizes* Ah, whatever! Sanzo: You can even mess up a simple name *smokes* Gojyo: *anger mark* So what huh?!! Goku: *oblivious* Whoa, Bumblebee is really kawaii~~~ Hakkai: I don't think he can fly though Gojyo: *distracted* How'd you know? Hakkai: By studying Bumblebee Sanzo: Let's go Goku: But Sanzo! Sanzo: What, monkey? Goku: We can't just leave Bumblebee here Sanzo: Who said? *walks off* Bumblebee: *looks at Sanzo* |
| Sanzo: I don't care! *walks away* Goku: But where will Bumblebee go? Sanzo: If Kougaiji summoned him, he can send him back Kou: .... Hakkai: I think he can't Sanzo: Not my problem Gojyo: Hmm... but he can turn into a car Sanzo: He's not Hakuryuu-sized. He's 100 times bigger! Goku: Sanzo... please? Bumblebee saved us *sparkly* Gojyo: Stupid monkey, that technique won't work on Sanzo |
| Sanzo: NO techniques can work on me, you idiots! Hakkai: Hmm..I guess so, but Sanzo, it's really a pity to leave Bumblebee alone here Sanzo: If you care so much, why don't YOU take care of him then? Goku: Sanzo's so mean.. Gojyo: He always is Hakkai: Well..If I take care of Bumblebee that means he's gonna be with us Sanzo: Exclude me Gojyo: Ha! So you're gonna part ways with us then? Sanzo: I never said that Goku: Anyway, there's no way I'm letting that happen! Sanzo: What're you getting emo for? Gojyo: *sniggers* Sanzo can't even walk without breaking into a sweat Sanzo: Same goes for you Hakkai: It's cuz both of you smoke Goku: *answering Sanzo's Q* Well...Sanzo...you're like our... sun... Hakkai: Hahahahahahahaha... Gojyo: Sun?! What F---in crap is that huh???! Sanzo: *snorts* Cheesy. Let's go Hakkai: But Bumblebee... Sanzo: I told you, I don't care Bumblebee: T T |
| I think I'll end the story here. Hakkai: Are you really sure you don't want Bumblebee to come along? Goku: Yeah... Bumblebee can drive us both together. This way, we won't have to put up with GOjyo again! Gojyo: What was that, you monkey?! Goku: He can turn into a car. Right, Bumblebee? Bumblebee: *sfx* *transforms* All: O_____O Cool.... Goku: I told ya he was like Hakuryuu! Gojyo: But Hakuryu is a dragon! so it's not quite the same! Hakkai: Should we be worrying about those details? Bumblebee: *zooms off* Goku: Eh? Bumblebee left! Gojyo: Chih.... he didn't want to stay with us after all Hakkai: Ahaha... I think Sanzo was with him Kou: He probably couldn't put up with your quarelling Gojyo: Darn you Sanzo!!! Let's go after him! Hakkai: Uh... but if Sanzo's in that car.... who's driving? Gojyo: Sanzo of course Goku: But he's a lousy driver Gojyo: *laughs* Kou: Actually... Bumblebee can do the driving Gojyo: WHAT?! Let's go after him then! Goku: Hakuryu! Hakuryu: *transforms* Gojyo and Goku hop in Hakkai: My my... you guys are so energetic Gojyo: Let's move it! Sanzo: Chih..... I can't get much peace around here And so from that day, Bumblebee was part of the Sanzo Ikkou The End Goku: He left us behind! Hakuryu! Hakuryu: *transforms* |
| This story would be a good filler ^^ |
| But Minekura has to get permission from the Transformers creator first >.<" Oh... I'd better put in a disclaimer here Kazuya Minekura owns Saiyuki. All Saiyuki characters belong Kazuya Minekura ANd I do not own Transformers. |
| Yeah, good one! It'd be cool if Transformers and Saiyuki worlds merged into one anime..I'd call it- SaiyukiTransform! You got any ideas? |
| LOL that's a great story. Thanks for posting it up xD I imagined naruto coming out and beat the bunny robots using his shadow clones during bumblebee summoning xD |
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