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Top 20 Funny Quotes from Attack on Titan

Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin) features the terrifying prospect of the extinction of humanity at the hands of nearly unstoppable monsters. But that doesn't stop the characters from having a bit of darkly humorous fun. Here are 20 of the funniest quotes from the series!

by mkane
Oct 12, 2015 7:42 PM | 30,521 views


“You seriously don't know why human beings eat potatoes?” - Sasha Braus

Shingeki no Kyojin Sasha Potato Attack on Titan quotes



“I wouldn't mind being eaten, as long as it's by a scorchingly hot lady titan!” - Commander Dot Pixis

Shingeki no Kyojin Dot Pixis Spit Attack on Titan quotes



“What did you wipe on my back?!” “My faith in humanity.” - Connie Springer and Jean Kirstein

Shingeki no Kyojin Jean Faith in Humanity Attack on Titan quotes



“Um, so... Are you saying I can have that?” - Sasha Braus

Shingeki no Kyojin Sasha Bread Attack on Titan quotes



“I always thought she looked scary, but it's nothing compared to how she looks now.” - Eren Yeager

Shingeki no Kyojin Annie Angry Attack on Titan quotes



“So you really are an idiot.” “Idiocy is scary stuff.” - Samuel Linke-Jackson and Connie Springer

Shingeki no Kyojin Sasha Meat



“Do it, Reiner. You're showing her the responsibility soldiers bear, right?” - Eren Yeager

Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Upside Down Attack on Titan quotes



“Sasha just ripped a giant fart, sir.” - Mikasa Ackerman

Shingeki no Kyojin Sasha Fart Attack on Titan quotes

(video available at the bottom of the article)




“This booze is truly top-shelf. As your fellow on the battlefield, I humbly accept it.” - Commander Dot Pixis

Shingeki no Kyojin Dot Pixis Drink Attack on Titan quotes



“This is just my pet theory, but I think pain and discipline go hand-in-hand.” - Captain Levi Rivaille

Shingeki no Kyojin Levi Kick Attack on Titan quotes



“That newbie was scared shitless.” “I think he was just stunned silent by how lame you are.”- Oluo Bozado and Petra Ral

Shingeki no Kyojin Petra and Oluo Attack on Titan quotes



“Eren, aren't you glad you didn't end up getting dissected by her kind?” - Captain Levi Rivaille

Shingeki no Kyojin Levi Tea Attack on Titan quotes



“If only you'd bled to death from biting your tongue.” - Petra Ral

Shingeki no Kyojin Oluo Bites Tongue Attack on Titan quotes



“Sawney isn't very good at expressing himself. He just keeps trying to bite my head off.” - Major Zoe Hange

Shingeki no Kyojin Zoe and Sawney Attack on Titan quotes



“It's not just Major Hange. They're all weirdos. It's like a haven for freaks.” - Eren Yeager

Shingeki no Kyojin Levi Cleaning Attack on Titan quotes



“You should have learned all this as a Cadet. You knew it all, right?” “Yes. There was nothing new.” - Major Zoe Hange and Eren Yeager

Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Tired Attack on Titan quotes



“The true Levi is surprisingly short.” - Petra Ral

Shingeki no Kyojin Levi Short Attack on Titan quotes



“Check it out! Major Hange is losing her shit!” - Oluo Bozado

Attack on Titan Zoe Freakout Attack on Titan quotes



“This is my favorite horse, Shallot. She likes chewing on hair, so watch out if you don't want to go bald.” - Dita Ness

Shingeki no Kyojin Ness Attack on Titan quotes



“Look around, Eren, at all these big-ass trees” - Captain Levi Rivaille

Shingeki no Kyojin Trees attack on titan quotes



I hope you've enjoyed this selection of Attack on Titan quotes! Even though the show itself deals with some heavy themes and has no lack of violence and gore, we can still take the time to laugh and smile along with the Titans.

And without further ado, let's end this article with a video of one of the most hilarious moments in the series!

Sasha fart video attack on titan quotes

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