emperortopaz's Blog

Anime Relations: Love Live! Superstar!!, Love Live! Superstar!! 2nd Season, Love Live! Superstar!! 3rd Season

This is the eight-hundred-seventy-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We arrive to the blog with Topaz and Chiaki from last week still up on stage. There, a ponytail-having girl has tossed her hood off and revealed herself visually, but not her name.*

: That is alright, as I know how Topaz's blogs work. He shall have to introduce me, though as a villain I suppose that it is not necessary that he asks me for permission.

: Watch out, Topaz! It seems like she knows how your blogs work!

I'm not surprised, as she was standing here when I talked about you. Though it seems that she'll be challenging me next in video games.

: I am just surprised to hear that she's a villain, as I thought she was your favorite Superstar girl!

: I am? Er, t-that does not matter! To think that I would be anyone's favorite!

I agree, as with how poorly Sunrise treated you I'm surprised people still remember you! That said, I blame that more being that they can be more lead-focused than PreCure sometimes. Then again, they also like newer girls much like modern PreCure. Are we sure that Love Live isn't secretly made by Toei?

: I wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot of crossover. Though do you think that Topaz stands a chance against her?

: *Crosses arms and hmms.*

: I see... Then again I'm not sure what that means, but it can't be good.

*Riri and Akira are still in the crowd, which is very surprised at all the actions that have occurred. Ririchiyo is used to dealing with villains though.*

I don't even think that you'd be a villain either!

: You have no idea what is going on in my mind, Topaz!

Probably yuri things, considering what you clicked on...

*The mysterious villain girl blushes.*

: T-that is nothing of the sort!

: Sounds quite naughty... But it seems like Topaz is trying to get you to spill your epic plot or whatever.

: Epic plot? I cannot say that it is very good. Let me just say that it was... out of my hands...

*She looks to the crowd, seeing a more villainous hooded figure which she had looked back at several times in past blogs.*

That sounds like you have something that is a hostage as well. Just let the idols go, and we'll help you out! It wouldn't be the first time that we've helped out enemies!

: Yeah! Just last year we had idols who had their partners stolen and thus pushed into confronting Topaz. At least you don't seem to have any Stand powers.

: A shame, as it would have been cool! Even if I don't have any abilities myself...

: *Thinks about various Jojo fighting games...*

: That does not matter, and I know that you're having troubles writing this blog too! Both internet and otherwise!

Boo my computer being on its last legs and me needing a notebook for support. Hopefully I'll get a new one soon, and hope that this blog wasn't delayed due to my awful connections!

: Excuses as I can tell that you are scared of fighting me!

*She points to Topaz in an intimidating fashion.*

Not at all, though I would rather get through the blog first. That said, I am curious what sort of game we'll be playing!

: Oh? How come you are so curious about games, yet last week you wanted to talk about Chiaki?

: Well, I suppose that I wasn't as ready to fight him as you likely are. And I imagine that Topaz is only using strategy to see what sort of game you'll be suggesting.

Pretty much, as we've seen all sorts of games over the past few blogs. I can only imagine what a gamer like you might come up with!

: Oh ho~ It seems that you are frightened, just as I expected. Well, do not worry too hard. After all, I will ensure that you will lose no matter what game I might come up with.

: It sounds like she has no idea. Or more likely, Topaz isn't sure what game to play...

: *Nods in agreement.*

Hey now, you shouldn't be thinking of things like that! Though I can understand being indecisive as there are a lot of games we can play together.

: That there are. But you do not need to worry about that. Go on, Topaz! Declare that you shall talk about me!

But of course! Even if you may be slightly confused and on the wrong side, I still do like you. As such, allow me to say that...



*Ren starts to tear up, looking away to tap the corners of her eyes.*

: To think that the great Emperortopaz would be talking about me...

It really does seem like you're a fan if you say something like that.

: I imagine she is just emotional about having you talk about her. She also isn't a villain either.

: Are you confused? I am against Topaz and his blog, and I shall try my best to keep him from continuing forward! He is saying cruel and perverse things about many girls, and as a student council president I have to keep him from saying too much!

Don't worry, as I won't say anything too personal!

: Don't you like talking about asses or something? Granted not as much as Zettai, but still quite a bit.

That is true, but I do it in a mostly informational purpose. Though there is a little bit of sexiness to it, as I blame my blog making the girl's asses larger.

: That you do. Just look at THIS!

*Chiaki nearly knocks Topaz off the stage with her gigantic cheeks, not knowing her new size. Fortunately her bare cheeks felt great and soft with their immense weight and he was able to stay in place while avoiding her smelly gamer ass.*

I certainly can, as your ass is gigantic Chiaki! Though speaking of my blog making girl's asses bigger, it looks like Ren really isn't an enemy.

: What are you talking... OH MY!

*Ren looks behind her and notices how immense her fat ass is, nearly bursting out of her skirt already. She tries to give it a little more fabric or pull her shirt down, but it is useless.*

: To think that my posterior would grow at least a dozen cm just during the introductions! You are mad with power, Topaz, and such things should be shut down before they become too abused!

I don't abuse anything, as I'm too lazy to be in the lead! But I do appreciate you more than your nature at the moment may think, Ren!

: That may be the case, but I will still keep you from spending too much time playing games!

: It is very coincidental that Topaz is talking about a class president-ish girl after what happened in that one arcade anime recently...

: *Nods.*

: Looks like you're into that sort of gaming anime too, even if you'd be much older in the current day. I blame Topaz not considering time too much.

I mean I do take it into consideration, but it is true that I don't often think of it. It's the end of summer break, so I have a lot more time to "waste" so to speak. That said, hopefully I'll be able to find time eventually to continue with the blog!

: I'm sure that you will, as you are always finding time to do it even in the past weeks.

True true, though I hope that it will be entertaining as well. That's always the biggest problem.

: Well, at least this week won't be a boring girl that Zettai doesn't know about. It'll be about Ren!

That it is, but I still have to think of all the dialogue and stuff too. That said, I think that it's about time to continue the blog!

: Already? Well, I suppose that I cannot be angry as I gave you permission, but regardless-

I mean we're not heading into the sections yet. We still have to talk about Ren's name!

: Hmm, I suppose that is a good place to start.

*Ren nods, her long ponytail flicking about.*

Indeed. It seems that Ren means "love", or at least among the characters that are used in her name. Japanese confuses me sometimes though, so I can't be sure as I know "Ai" also means that but that gets confusing.

: To think that you would begin to explain my name even though you do not know the language.

I mean I listen to your songs and anime, and that isn't in my language either. Fortunately as I'm not a dub-dumb-head. That said, "Hazuki" seems to be split into "Leaf, needle, spear, fragment, etc." with "Ha" and "Zuki" seems to mean "moon".

: You are doing a good job, even with your ignorance. Er, I-I mean to think that you would say things with such confidence!

Of course, as this is my blog! Though I do find it funny that your last name can also be the traditional name for "August" due to being the "month of leaves".

: *Seems confused.*

: I know, but I suppose in Japan Fall comes quicker than here. Regardless there are still some falling leaves even in this month, though it happens later in Autumn.

Indeed, but it is still August which is quite entertaining and interesting.

: I suppose I am not surprised that this was incidental either, considering your lack of planning ahead. That said, do you not think that it is about time for you to begin the blog?

I suppose that it is, even if I do enjoy appreciating the current size of your ass. That said, let us start!

*With Ren's "permission" Topaz begins the blog about her properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Ren has some really great hair, possibly the best hair in Superstar. Color-wise it certainly is, with a dark, likely black color that stands out among the lighter hair girls in the cast. She looks really great with dark hair, as it's my preference. Sadly her hair isn't as epic as Dia's hair, but still Ren does quite well with her nice ponytail. The length is quite long, reaching past her hips it seems, and when her hair is down it looks straight and lovely. Usually Ren has a white ribbon to hold her ponytail in place as well. Sadly due to the ponytail she does have her sides pulled back, meaning her ears are exposed. She also has some variety in official art, including braids or twintails which add a little variety to her hair. Regardless overall with such a beautiful black color and a nice ponytail to show off the length while adding a little “restraint” Ren does pretty well when it comes to her hair.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Ren also has some fairly great eyes, though sadly Love Live hates glasses. At least she isn't supposed to wear them like with Mei, but a shame there aren't more glasses girls in the franchise (that also keep them). Granted she does wear a “gag” version in the third season ED, with a cat nose and upper lip I think attached, which are nice black thick frames and she needs to wear them more though preferably after getting rid of the cat part. She might not seem like she has great eyes for me, with her golden color and tarame. Or at least it looks like she has tarame but she does have a fairly soft curve to her eyes. Still, I like both of those features as they suit Ren fairly well. The lines of her upper lid are nicely emphasized, and she also has some great corners and eyelashes. Even the gold color suits her well, even if she's not a kuudere, as it makes her stand out among the other girls once again. Her pupils are a pretty color, at least to me. Overall Ren does quite nicely here, even if she doesn't appeal to me on purpose but the strong lines and emphasis as well as the nice gold color really look good on her.
Grade: B

===Face==
This is another area where Ren does quite well, with a small dot nose and a very nice shape to her face. It's a little basic, but that's alright as it still looks fantastic at least to my tastes with the soft, curved features. Ren starts out a little serious, but by spending time with the other girls she shows off more emotion. She's also the one who is most likely to cry, though it's usually tears of joy and looks very cute. Overall there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to Ren's face, but she does have a great joy to her personality even if she has a lot of competition just in Superstar.
Grade: A-

: Grrr! I cannot believe that you would say such things about me!

Really? I don't think that I mentioned anything that isn't readily available just by looking at you.

: That is true, as your eyes, hair, and face are all fairly obvious.

Precisely! Though I can understand not noticing how long your hair is now. After all, the bit at the end has a major distraction now.

: Distraction? What do you mean-

*As Ren turns to check her ass jiggles. The expansion through the blog meant that her fat cheeks burst through her skirt, revealing her bare cheeks in various spots. She kneels down in an attempt to hide it.*

: N-NO! I cannot believe that my posterior would be shown like this! To think that it would expand so much, as I do not want to show off like this!

You should be proud of your bigger ass, Ren! It looks sexier, even if there's a lot more room to grow!

: In that case, how about you see how good it feels yourself!

Yay! Wait, oh no!

*With that Ren throws her huge ass towards Topaz, her gloriously sexy cheeks jiggling. However, what happened next was surprising.*

: NOOO!

*Chiaki then intercepted the attack, being knocked away by Ren's big hip attack. She goes flying off the stage, and towards where Riri and Akira are. The quiet girl panics cutely if silently, but turns around. This allows her fat ass to press against Chiaki's, and the Danganronpa girl bounces off with her own fat jiggly ass and lands safely on the ground.*

: Phew! That could have done a lot of damage. Great thinking, Akira!

: *Wipes sweat off her head and gives a thumbs-up.*

Look at what you did, Ren! You nearly flattened the audience!

: You should have been more concerned about Chiaki!

Considering how huge and soft her ass is I imagined she wouldn't take damage from the landing. That said, as I said before, your head is quite good.

: M-my head?! That sounds like something that wants it for themselves would say!

Nonsense! I just mean that you are quite pretty all around! For one, your hair is a beautiful black color which stands out well against the other girls of your series. It's a shame that Japan can't seem to appreciate black hair more unless it's an isekai and/or harem protagonist guy. It's a very pretty color that I like, and the length is quite nice too.

: I see, so your words were intended to be compliments.

But of course, as I love praising girls. Especially ones like you who are my favorites in their series. You deserve it too, as the ponytail is nice and straight too, though I like you with hair down too. Your bangs and sides could be better, but still pretty decent overall.

: Are you just going to reinforce all the points you have brought up before?

Pretty much. I also enjoy your eyes, as even if I like tsurime more you still have a nice shape to them. An almost sleepy or dreamy look with the nice eyelashes at the tips. The pupil's shading is pretty good, as is common with Love Live girls, but even the gold color works well with you and helps you to stand out.

: H-helps me to stand out? That cannot be correct.

True as it doesn't seem that way, with how much Sunrise tends to push you into the background, but considering you stand out among the other girls with a nice coloring I appreciate it. Though a shame that you don't wear glasses.

: At least I am not like Mei who needs them.

Exactly! Granted you do have the goofy glasses in the third season's ED, but I wouldn't count them even if nice thick black frames look good.

: It would appear that Topaz knows just what he wants...

: *nods.*

: Well, he has been doing this for such a long time. I'm surprised that he has this much focus still.

It is quite rare to have me continue on a project, especially with all the troubles that have come up recently. That said, I won't stop yet! Both with Ren's blog and blogging in general! As for the rest of her head though, she looks really good.

: I-I do? To think that someone like you would say so many good things about me.

Of course as you deserve them! I do like Love Live as a franchise and the great character faces is a good reason. Your face looks so soft and pretty, and while you don't look like you show a lot of emotion you still have your moments as well. It helps that you become a lot more relaxed after joining the group, though that is often the case with the Student Council Love Live girls.

: Thank you for praising me so much.

Certainly, as you have lovely cheeks and I don't just mean your enormous ass either! Though that looks fant-ASS-tic as well!

*Ren covers her cheeks with her hands, but her ass is so big she can barely contain such a huge size.*

: Please do not bring further attention to my posterior, Topaz.

That is one thing that I cannot do, Ren. Not only does it look so beautiful and worth looking at, but your ass is coming up in the next area! Heh.

: Don't point out what sounded like a threat there, Topaz.

Fine fine. Besides Ren, you do know that you can call it an "ass".

: N-no way! I cannot say something that vulgar! And to think that you've made it expand so much!

True since as a villain this wouldn't make sense, but that shows just how much I like you. I cannot have you be considered a villain!

: You may have to rethink that once we play what I have in mind! That said, I know that you have even more to talk about.

That is certainly true, so let's begin with the next sections! I'm sure that our readers will appreciate it!

: Yes! All one of them!

Still he is a very cool and handsome person! But let's continue onward!

*With that Topaz heads to Ren's next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly like the other Superstar girls we don't get many measurements for Ren. She is 163 cm and has A type blood, but we really could use her three sizes as those would have been useful. What also could have helped is if Ren had more fanservice, as she lacks really good ass shots like a lot of other girls got. She does seem to have a fairly nice body, but is a little more conservative in her outfits compared to other girls. She is also on the taller side among the Superstar girls, and from what I can tell she has pretty good legs in official art. Not too much to talk about, but overall Ren has a pretty good curvy body though she doesn't show off too much unfortunately. At least that I can remember.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Ren does alright here, as not showing off does help a fair amount here. She does seem to be portrayed as being big, but that's only in the context of the other Superstar girls and Shiki is probably the biggest as I mentioned in her blog. Ren might be the biggest of the first gen Superstar girls, but that isn't saying too much as she's not massive or anything close. Overall Ren might be somewhat busty but it's hard to tell and it's not like she shows off a lot either.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Ren does decently in this area, having a lot of variety and cute clothes like with most other idols. She also tends to wear the general student uniform, but she is in the music area still since as the student council member she wants to be connected to more of the student body. Still, it's a cute uniform like with the others with a white shirt, red ribbon on the collar, a blue jacket, and a grey-ish jumper. As mentioned previously Ren does dress a little more conservative compared to the other girls, which means that if she wears a dress it would be longer than one might expect. She's also worn casual clothes and her track suit with tight pants, which is always a good thing (especially with her tight shorts). Official art adds things like nightgowns, a vacation dress, a racing outfit though sadly not a race queen nor tight bodysuit, a tennis dress, a baseball uniform with a pleated skirt, and an office worker-looking outfit among likely others that I hadn't mentioned. Oh, and her image color seems to be “sapphire blue” which is cool. Overall the official art helps, and Ren in general looks quite good though it is a shame her dresses are long thus hiding her legs and lower half. Still, she looks quite good I'd say.
Grade: B+

: Hmmm, so because her color is "Sapphire Blue"... is that why she came up with her secret identity name?

: Do you mean DJSapphireTea? Yes. It was far better than what one of my commanders came up with, which is fortunate as they have some poor names.

: No doubt it's because Topaz doesn't plan ahead like he used to.

True, which is a real shame. Er, I mean I haven no idea what you're talking about Riri. It's not like I planned to have faced Ren today or anything!

: Regardless, it does seem that-even if you have used some... vulgar words, to describe me-you were quite honest and not too disgusting with your words.

But of course! I'm a polite type of pervert, even if I do enjoy showing off your ass. It looks even bigger than before too!

*Topaz points to Ren's massive ass, which was splitting her dress even more. She tries to move to not show it off too much, but the sheer size did make it obvious as to how gigantic it is. Much of her expanded bare cheeks were exposed.*

: Please do not look that close to my posterior! So much of it is exposed right now, and to show off would be too lewd!

But it looks so sexy! More girls need to appreciate their huge asses, just like how men need to appreciate big female asses! Especially in Japan!

: You do not need to bring up such things, as I am not that big in the show itself.

True that you aren't too assy, nor do you show off like the other girls like Shiki or Natsumi, which is a shame really. The show could really use measurements, even if people would likely be even more mamocentric as a result. It is fortunate that you aren't too mamocentric though, even if you are on the bigger side among Superstar girls, but at least it's not focused on.

: True, not that Ren gets much focus anyway.

: HEY! At least I am treated better than someone like Emma from Nijigasaki!

That's certainly true, both officially and in fanart! And being fair you being on the tall side is nice too, as I appreciate that as tall girls with black hair are very pretty.

: Thank you for the compliments, but do not think that this will excuse your behavior!

A shame, not that I need you to forgive or excuse me or something. Regardless, I do like your clothes Ren. Your normal outfit looks quite nice, like with the other Superstar girls, even if you do cover up a little more.

: Of course, as I am more reserved than the other girls!

True, which is one reason you didn't do as well in "body" as well. You could have shown off your ass better, though I do like your training outfit as it looked quite nice on you. I also like the various idol clothes of course, and all the official art helps out with various outfits too.

: Which is often the case after all.

True, as there's a lot of series that official art helps to pick up the slack. Idol shows like this with card games are especially good in particular too. She does quite well, especially now that Ren is showing off her huge ass!

*The camera shows off Ren's enormous cheeks, which are barely fitting inside her clothes. She moves her hips, trying to avoid the camera, but it still focuses on her fat ass.*

: Please, do not continue to focus on my backside!

But it's so big and lovely! You need to be more proud of it! But if you're that conscious we can continue onward with the blog.

: That is a relief then, thank you very much.

Certainly, as I want to continue talking about you after all Ren!

: T-thank you... but do not think that this means I will go easy on you after it is done!

Don't worry as I wouldn't think that way at all! So let us continue with the blog!

*With that Topaz starts with the next section of Ren's blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Ren is a great character, being polite and serious at first but slowly opening up after spending time with the other idols. Granted she doesn't lose that serious side of hers either, at least from what I can tell, she just becomes a little more relaxed which is pretty good. Ren is the student council president, at least until the third season where she hands it off to Kinako, but not only that but she's the sole member due to the school sadly bleeding funding. Her father is away working and her mother dies before the series begins, which is very unfortunate as she was the headmaster of the school. Ren has to deal with all of those things as well as the clubs, so it is fairly excusable that she wants to dissolve the idol club so that the members can have a more realistic goal in mind. Fortunately like any other student council member we've had in past Love Live series she joins and understands how uplifting being an idol can be. Ren herself is very talented and smart, and she can play the piano as she was once an ojou. She still has the polite speech to her, but her home is mostly derelict due to being the type of poor-ojou that happens occasionally. At least she isn't flaunting her wealth and instead wants the school to prosper instead. In the second season she also had a cool focus episode where she plays like a ton of games due to her father sending consoles, and she even had a “time passing” gag while playing. Sadly that doesn't come back which is unfortunate, but being fair Ren does get pushed to the side an unfortunate amount. Granted this isn't a surprise as not only does Love Live do that too much but Sumire had a similar issue in her blog (though at least Ren didn't get trolled as much as she was). Other things that Ren likes include consomme soup, strawberries, and Darjeeling tea. She can also do figure skating (like another student council member from earlier in the franchise), studies English, does art and calligraphy, and also enjoys to swim. Overall while Ren does have a fairly serious side she does become a lot more relaxed when it comes to the idols after spending time with the girls. She's not completely a joker of course, and occasionally is the straight man to point out issues though not in a snarky way. She does her best to help out the other girls, and in general is kind and supportive. Ren is voiced by Nagisa Aoyama who does a good job with the role, both the singing and all the other moments, but sadly this is the only role I recognize her from (sadly she doesn't have a lot of them).
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Sadly Ren doesn't show off too much when it comes to this area. She doesn't even have a strong yuri bond with any of the other girls, being the odd one out due to the initial cast being five and all the others having even groups. She does have some slight shipping when people thought she was dating Mei but they were both gaming instead. There's also the part in the first season where Ren clicks an advertisement in one episode and may have happened on yuri novels or something more spice with the way she was worried about using a school laptop for. It's not too memorable but I was at least able to find out about it in my research which was good, and it helps her slightly. That said, Ren overall doesn't show off too much here which is unfortunate, even if she may have looked at lewd things on the internet (it's what the internet is for after all xD).
Grade: B-

===Age===
Like with Sumire, Ren joins Love Live Superstar's cast in the first season as a first year. The series then follows them through the third season, each one being a different year which means that she's a third year in the third season (or so). Sadly we don't have a defined age though, but her birthday is also November 24th. There isn't too much to talk about here, but overall Ren does pretty nice being a good high school aged girl.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that Ren's blog is completed!

: That is a relief, as I do not think that my bottoms can handle my behind becoming any larger...

*The camera shows off Ren's massive ass, as is befitting of what happens after the blog. Her heaving, heavy cheeks look beautiful as expected, unable to be covered either by her clothes nor her hands.*

: To think that you would make my backside so gigantic though...

It looks really great though, and you match with the other Superstar girls that I've talked about!

: Just don't try to do any fancy dance moves or you'll bounce around with asses that size!

: The collision damage would be ASS-tounding!

: *Giggles, but turns her head to make it not as obvious.*

: Great, now we're all coming down with Topaz's bad jokes...

: This whole blog is nothing but one big "bad joke"!

Nonsense! I would have had to plan really far ahead to make a joke like what 8-Bit Theater did! That said, I do really like Ren even if the score might not make it obvious.

: That is true. For your "favorite" I do seem underwhelming.

That's mostly because you don't show off your body enough. Granted I do get your hesitation and that you're on the student council, but it still hurts you some. I do appreciate you being secretly perverse.

: N-no way! To think that I would be caught once again for my innocent clicking!

*She covers her face cutely.*

There's nothing wrong with being curious about perversion. It's a shame that Love Live doesn't have more guys, but I blame idol otaku likely protesting if one of the girls had a boyfriend. Though to make it even more unfortunate, not only are you a "pure" girl of sorts but you don't have a good pairing due to being the odd girl out! It's a real shame, especially since the later seasons paired up girls fairly well! Though I suppose that Natsuki and Kinako aren't as strong as most of the others, but regardless!

: I think I understand what you mean...

That is a relief. And by all means, even if Ren is a little generic due to how many student council girls we've seen in Love Live she still has a pretty good backstory. It's a sad one and she's helping out the school, as is expected but the situation seems a bit more dire than with the other schools. Especially considering her living conditions.

: What, being a gamer?

I mean we don't see that until the second season, though I do appreciate her episode. I think a lot of people did as well, though sadly it wasn't referenced later on which is a shame. Then again the third season mostly has Ren be walking background, except for the part where she helps out her kouhai Kinako become a member of the student council. That was really sweet!

: I want the best for the school after all, as it is my mother's legacy!

Exactly! And how can you not enjoy having such a good inspiration as well! I also like Ren's refined side, and I hope that I did well with her lines in the blog. Even if she won't say "ass".

: It is far too vulgar, much like showing off! To think that you would increase my backside to such a large level!

*She jiggles her hips, her fat ass rippling with every movement.*

It is what my blog does, and I suppose that I couldn't see you as a villain. No doubt some other villain is behind this!

: I don't think many things can fit behind Ren any longer...

: Like you are one to talk! Your posterior is even larger!

: No doubt that is a good thing, though from our low angle you also look quite assy!

*Indeed as Ren's ass looks massive while up on the stage, which makes her flustered again.*

: PLEASE! Do not keep looking at my huge ass like that!

But it looks incredible! Though I do suppose that we have a job to do.

: Correct, as now that the blog is over-

Not quite! I still have to talk about your age!

: Is that really necessary...

I suppose not as it's not like you have an official age or anything. Still, I do like how you advance in years through the seasons, and your birthday is pretty close to the anniversary of my blog which is cool.

: Man, that's coming up soon isn't it... We'll have to prepare.

: It seems like this year wasn't very story-heavy. Perhaps Topaz needs to concentrate on the blog more, rather than playing games.

: Are you sure you should be the one saying that?

I have a good amount of focus on the blog, even if I am distracted with other things sadly. Darn you internet issues on my computer!

: That may be, but do not think that will work as an excuse right now Topaz!

*She tosses a wired gun into his hands.*

Oh no! A weird gun! Are we going to duel, because I don't kill my opponents and-

: She said WIRED, not WEIRD Topaz!

Oh, my mistake!

*Ren then brings out a big screen arcade game, which the guns are attached to.*

: We are going to be playing a game you're especially bad at!

I mean that doesn't narrow things down a lot...

: Have some more confidence, Topaz! Even if I've seen you play...

: He can't be that bad, can he? I mean he got this far...

: *Turns away.*

: It looks like your little fanclub won't help you now!

I'll have to put it all on the line! Even if I'm not a girl on a train who uses a bow as a melee weapon!

: Eh? What?

Sadly more people need to remember that fun show. But let's begin!

Game: SHOOT THE UNDEAD!

*With that Ren and Topaz begin the game. She is much more careful with her shots, knowing the game far better than Topaz. Then again, he wouldn't be good at this kind of game even if he did know what was coming. He was holding his own health-wise, due to Ren keeping them going for more points, but he was not a good shot.*

: It would appear that this is a type of game that you are flawed in!

That I am, though to think that you'd be saving me so much! Thank you, my opponent Ren!

: Y-you don't need to thank me, as I'll beat you and kep you from blogging forever!

*The two continue to play, with Ren a little more flustered. Topaz's playing didn't improve though, still missing most of his shots.*

: So this is the strategy Topaz is using...

: Eh? There's a strategy? I thought he was just firing randomly out of fear!

: He must be trying to clip the enemies for the bonus weapons. Otherwise he has extremely terrible aim!

: That is much more likely...

*Topaz may be missing often, but soon he hits a box and picks up grenades. He starts shooting them instead, destroying swarms of undead at once as his aim is "good enough" when it comes to the grenade launcher.*

Hey! This game suddenly became a lot easier!

: No fair! To think that you would know the secret way to power up your weapon!

There was a way to power up your weapon?!

: You really have no talent for these games, do you...

I don't know, as this game seems pretty fictional for the purposes of the blog. But it looks like we've won this mission!

*Indeed as Ren and Topaz both make it safely to the end. Even if they were past the halfway point for the stage before he got his new weapon, the utter destruction he caused allowed him to beat Ren. She looks ashamed and tears up, but in a happy way.*

It looks like I was able to get the high score too! Though considering my luck I wouldn't have been surprised if I somehow had so many penalties the score would wrap over instead!

: That would have been a boring way to win, and I would not have accepted this. But with this ability that you were able to get you beat me fair-and-square-

: Even if Topaz had no idea what he was doing.

I mean do I really ever?

: That said, not only have you beaten me but you have freed all the idols!

: Let's go, Akira! We'll go and rescue them!

: *Nods.*

*The two gamer girls go backstage, with Riri coming on stage to congratulate Topaz.*

: Great job, Topaz! You were able to stumble into victory!

That I did! I also redeemed Ren too, as she'll likely be a powerful ally!

: Who, me? Maybe if we were gaming, but I was not given any talent from those in charge.

I figured you weren't the one behind all this, though having you mention your superiors earlier only proved that. I just hope that they won't cause further trouble here and-

????: It is far too late for that, Topaz!

: Oh no! Butters!

: I can see why you wanted your own name now, Ren...

????: I agree, as I'm tired of that idiotic name myself! I should just show myself off and take care of you now!

*With that the hooded figure tosses off her hood, exposing her true face.*

: I knew that when you recruited me you sounded familiar!

: That is correct, Ren. I am from your series after all!

But to think that you're a villain for me! You're one of Zettai's favorites, so how can you be so bad!

: Such things do not matter to me, Topaz! You will not be blogging for long after all!

Ren already tried something, but failed.

: I'm still confused as to how this came to be!

Perhaps a common ally who is horrible, but I cannot be sure. You need to awaken yourself, Margarete! Stop following orders and help us defeat your boss!

: As enjoyable as that would be, I cannot have that. Take an introspective look at yourself, Topaz! You need to see what a folly it is to continue with this blog!

*The mysterious and sexy villainess uses a staff with a big ball on it to make Topaz and Riri fall asleep. Ren looks concerned.*

: Oh no! What did you do?!

: Do not worry, as they shall be in worlds where they are much more valuable to society! And now that I have taken care of YOUR mess I shall leave!

*With that she flies off, using a cloak to fly though not in a Super Mario World fashion.*

: I can only hope that they can break free of this imprisonment on their own...

*Meanwhile, in Topaz's mind... He wakes up at a desk, feeling a headache.*

Oh my aching head... What happened? And why am I at a job?!

???: Is it not obvious? You are a lead programmer here at Eagle Jump! The boss took a liking to you, saying that you could do well despite being a guy, and you really drank a lot last night at the party.

Eh? A party? And a job at a video game company? W-wait, you don't mean...

*Topaz looks up at the girl who seems fairly familiar with him. She flusters and looks away, covering her face with her hand as well.*

: Please, we've been over this! Even as your boss... and having y-you here for months... It's still a little awkward having you stare at me.

Oh, my apologies! B-but in that case, do you think that you can help me with something? It's not directly work related though...

: Of course, I would do anything to help out my cute male kouhai!

That's a relief, but I'll have to tell you next week! After all, it seems we'll be leaving on a cliffhanger!

: Eh? Who are you talking to? Are you still under the influence, Topaz? I-I told you not to drink as much as I do!

I'm not drunk at all, but it would appear that this is a world of my own creation. That said, we'll have to look more into it-next time!

*With the shy and reserved girl still confused Topaz ends his blog. What is this strange world he's been brought to? And will he be able to escape? Be sure to check out next time!*

Anime Relations: Danganronpa 3: The End of Kibougamine Gakuen - Zetsubou-hen, Danganronpa 3: The End of Kibougamine Gakuen - Kibou-hen

This is the eight-hundred-seventy-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We arrive this week at where the blog was left off. Topaz is on stage, with Riri and Akira from last week waiting in the crowd. A mysterious hooded figure is speaking with overly expressive gestures, while a more stoic girl is standing beside her. The expressive hooded figure then speaks.*

DJSapphireTea: It would appear that everyone has returned, what fools! Or perhaps the biggest fool is YOU, Topaz. I know that you are trying to rescue the idols that were kidnapped, but you have no chance to win this competition!

: Eh? There are idols that were kidnapped? Why didn't I hear about this?

It happened too recently, maybe.

: Wasn't it weeks ago at this point?

You can't think of the blog as being as slow as the chapters are, as I make a weekly blog for this sort of thing. I even talk about anime girls too!

: I see... Wait, didn't you talk about Peko some time ago?

: *Looks inquisitively at Ririchiyo.*

: Yes. That is her actual name. And indeed, you did talk about her some time ago.

That I did, as she was a seasonal meganekko I'm pretty sure. That said, it sounds like you won't mind being talked about either.

: True, even if I wasn't expecting you to talk about me. Even if you asked last time.

True. It looks like some gamer has a lot of memory to recall for last week's events.

: More like you should have more, Topaz.

Yeah... It's been a difficult week for me. Boo my terrible internet due to storms and such. Regardless, I want to talk about this lovely guest!

DJSapphireTea: Eh? But what about the game?

: Once we get to the game itself it will not be very long. He doesn't appear to be very good, so I will have to hold back a lot.

I don't know if that's a compliment or not, but I'm glad that you'll allow me to talk about you in my blog. That said, I do need to warn you of one thing.

: Warn me? What, am I going to be attacked midway through and have to solve a murder mystery?

Fortunately that is not the case. At least hopefully, especially considering the series you're from. That said, I will warn you that if I talk about you your ass will become bigger!

: My... ass?

*She touches her ass, with the camera showing off her already pretty sizable backside. She even shakes her hips a bit.*

: That is a little unusual... Nothing else on me will become bigger, right?

Well, your upper legs might but there's nothing wrong with that. You need thicker legs to hold up your enormous ass after all, and I'm sure you'll enjoy having bigger cheeks.

: I might, even if I don't know how much bigger it will become. That said, I am excited to hear you talk about me. It has been a while since people have talked about me.

I mean it probably hasn't, but it's not like I'm too into your franchise so I wouldn't know. However, does this mean that I can talk about you freely?

: Go right ahead, as I give you permission.

DJSapphireTea: EH?! But what about the competition?! I thought you two were going to play a game!

: *Pouts with her hands on her hips.*

: Not you too! You're on Topaz's side!

: *Continues pouting cutely.*

I'm sure that she just wants to show off the skill that she gave me. That said, since I have permission for it let's announce that...



*The crowd of onlookers cheer.*

: *Looks surprised.*

DJSapphireTea: HEY! It is my job to announce the competitors! You can't just take that from me!

It looks like I just did, though I am thankful that you didn't spoil the plot by saying her name last time.

: Yes. Thank you for that, as it likely kept the question as to who the blog is this week a mystery.

Sounds like you like a good mystery.

: That I do, as the game I am from could be considered a “mystery”.

True, but at least you seem to have gotten better from the whole “dead” thing.

: True true. But do not worry about such things, Topaz. We're outside of that plot.

DJSapphireTea: Eh? Plots? Death? What are you two talking about?!

You'll find out once I talk about Chiaki more. Though I do appreciate having another person to talk about meta things with.

: But of course. I have certainly played my share of video games, including ones where people know that it is a video game.

Makes sense to me, and I'm glad to be able to talk about you. And not just because you're Zettai's favorite DR2 girl either, though I imagine that helps.

: Though from down here I can understand why. Her ass already looks so big from down here!

: *Nods.*

*Indeed as with their low angle Chiaki's ass looks even bigger. Not as big as theirs of course, but as the blog was only just beginning Chiaki still had a lot of room to grow. She was already bursting out of her skirt, and her hoodie was no help in hiding her fat cheeks either. She tries to pull her skirt down somewhat, but it doesn't help cover.*

: Goodness. To think that my posterior would be showing so easily already! It will surely burst out of my panties, and then I'll be unequipped!

Sounds sexy, and it explains why no-equipment runs of old games are so popular! Especially if they are so sexy like your ass is already.

: Thank you for the compliment, even if the camera staring at my rear... is fairly embarrassing.

Nice pun! But I do suppose that we need to start with the blog, and that means we'll be looking at Chiaki's name first. Though I can understand why people would be confused.

: Confused? By what?

Both your first and last names could be “first names”, so it is hard to tell, but you are “Chiaki” for the purposes of the blog. I may be an idiot though...

DJSapphireTea: MAY be? You've already spent this much time talking when you could be gaming!

True, as I would certainly rather be gaming than writing this blog, but I still enjoy this once I get ready for it. That said, “Chiaki” seems to mean “One Thousand Autumns” from what I can tell I don't know Japanese too well though.

: Seems like an attack a Z-shaped serpent would have.

That or a dog or a giant mecha-like creature. That said, I just hope that I have everything correct.

: Shouldn't you have researched beforehand?

Yes, but that doesn't mean that I can't be lazy. Sadly. That said, it is a cute name, and “Nanami” seems to mean “Seven Seas”. At least from what I've read, but it might be wrong.

: That's Topaz for you. Never knowing if the information he finds online is right or not, and then questioning his own memory...

I mean it makes sense! After all, it's been a while and her name in particular is fairly confusing. Not due to the Kanji or anything, that's just me being an idiot, but rather me using what people call her.

: That is alright, as I understand the confusion. It's not like games often have room for your full name anyway.

True true. That said, I suppose that it is time for me to begin the blog proper! And I'm glad that you're delaying your gaming to let me take a look at you too!

: But of course! I may be quite talented at playing video games, but that doesn't mean that I can't sympathize and let other people talk. Though I do hope that you won't bring up anything embarrassing...

Not that I can think of, so let us get going forward with the blog!

DJSapphireTea: Since when did I lose control of this competition... *sighs.*

*The DJ looks to the crowd, seeing another hooded and masked figure. She then immediately straightens up, trying hard to regain control.*

DJSapphireTea: A-are you sure you don't want to play yet? I'm certain that you would enjoy it!

No, as I want to get going with my blog.

: And I want to hear what Topaz thinks about me as well.

DJSapphireTea: F-fine... But afterwards you will have to play the game.

Of course!

: I look forward to it! But enough delay, Topaz! I want you to talk about me!

Then let us begin!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Chiaki has some very beautiful hair, and with a significant hair decoration as well. She wears a Galaga ship in her hair, showing her love of classic video games, and other than pulling her bangs slightly it looks very cute. After all, otherwise she would have pretty nice blunt bangs though even with the gap they look lovely. Her sides are a nice length, reaching her shoulders and curling in towards her chin. Chiaki's hair is a very nice length as it reaches her shoulders and a bit past, and even if I like longer hair it's very pretty and I like how it spreads out in back as well. She has a bit of a cowlick or bump in her hair as well, and technically I should add that she sometimes wears a hood which covers her hair sadly. Chiaki's hair is a pretty nice color though, with a light brown though I've heard people call it a dusty pink but I don't see it. Then again it might just be my eyes not understanding, which happens more than it should. That said, overall Chiaki has some very nice hair with a pretty brown color, nice bangs, and a fair length but she also doesn't stand out too much either.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Chiaki has very pretty eyes which look very good. They are a little sleepy-looking, which makes sense as she stays up late playing video games, but it makes her look cute. Her eyes are rounded, or at least a little straight on top and I can't tell if they're tsurime or tarame but I suppose that fits her a little as well. Chiaki having her eyes partially closed is causing confusion, but do know that she looks good like this as well. She has the Danganronpa style of pupils, which are a lot less shiny than in other series with mostly color and a single dot with a circle about midway through, but again it fits the series well and isn't an issue. Chiaki's eyes are pink, with a stronger connection to the color than her hair is (at least to me). She has some nice eyelashes for emphasis which is quite good, though sadly she doesn't seem to wear glasses which is unfortunate. A shame really. Still, overall Chiaki does quite well when it comes to her eyes with a nice shape that fits her as well as a pretty color that matches fairly well with her hair color.
Grade: B

===Face==
This is another area where Chiaki does well, especially in the games where she's able to show off a lot more of her expressions. This includes a cute pouting face too. The art style is cute and simple, which I enjoy, and the curves of her face look soft and lovely. She has a small nose though more than just a dot, but it isn't too noticeable either. Even if she is more often calm Chiaki still isn't afraid to show emotion either, and is very cute. While there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to this area, do know that overall Chiaki's face looks quite wonderful and she is a great adorable character.
Grade: B+

: Sleepy...

*Chiaki is looking a little dazed and half-asleep.*

Oh no, am I that boring!

: Don't think too much about her reactions, Topaz! It's not that you're boring, it's that she was probably up late gaming or something!

DJSapphireTea: You say that, but I can tell that the audience isn't appreciating you talking about her in such a dull way.

I'm not being dull, as this is how I always write. Or at least I hope so, as I wouldn't want to imply that Chiaki isn't worth it! I'm probably just being lazy or something...

: Don't say that!

*With that Chiaki springs to life, smacking her cheeks. Sadly the ones on her face, which being fair are soft and jiggly but nowhere as enormous as her fat ass. Her butt has grown even more from Topaz's blog though, showing off to the audience.*

True as your ass is certainly interesting. I know that it has grabbed Zettai no doubt!

: Though not literally, even if it is unfortunate for him.

Indeed, he'd love to be used as a gaming seat for you for hours. That said, we can't move to talking about your very lovely head.

: That sounds quite naughty.

Shouldn't be, as it's not like you hide your head anyway.

DJSapphireTea: I'm doing this for DRAMATIC PURPOSES!

*The DJ does some poses for drama, being reminiscent of video game poses.*

: Those poses... Have you played Final Fantasy, as those remind me of victory poses...

DJSapphireTea: N-NO! Not at all! I-I wouldn't be caught doing something like that, as I have student coun-er, villainous things to do!

Sounds suspicious, but I suppose that I can't think too hard about it.

: Because you're thinking too much about my backside, and thus don't want to think of the villainry that may be happening?

Well NOW I am, as your ass looks really great! But what we actually have to do is talk more about you, Chiaki.

: Me?

Exactly! Now, I do like your hair color. I do prefer darker colors but brown looks good on you even if it's a lighter shade. It goes really well with your clothes in particular, and it's a decent length even if you could be longer.

: I can understand that, though I imagine that you do not mind my hair length at the moment as it means you are able to see my posterior better.

*Chiaki bends over slightly, seeming to moon Topaz and the camera with her gloriously fat ass.*

I mean I'm certainly not complaining, as your hair is quite nice! I also appreciate your blunt bangs and Galaga ship pin. It looks like something Pac-Man would attack with!

: ...Please do not bring up that name...

Fair fair. As for your eyes, they do have a distinct Danganronpa style to them but I don't mean that in a bad way as your eyes look quite good. The shape is nice and the eyelashes are quite nice, and the brown matches your hair fairly well.

: Topaz does like brown hair and eyes after all.

: Then I am glad to hear that I am doing so well.

Indeed, though sadly despite often looking at screens you aren't a meganekko. Which is a shame really, but Danganronpa's meganekkos are often the most murderous so maybe this isn't the best franchise for me...

: I can understand. I also appreciate all the kind things you're saying.

*Chiaki bows cutely.*

But of course, as you're very cute after all! This includes all your expressions and your very nice face, which suits my tastes quite well. I also like how calm you are in most situations as I like stoic girls.

: Like this one!

*She points to Akira, who has her hands on her hips proudly.*

: *Exhales.*

: I see... Such a shame that I was not able to face her in combat, but I suppose our years are just too far apart.

: And you and Topaz aren't? What kind of match system is this?!

DJSapphireTea: That is nothing that you need to be concerned about! Besides I think that it's about time to-

You're right. We've talked about Chiaki quite a bit, so I suppose it's time we get started on the next section of the blog.

DJSapphireTea: There's MORE?!

: There is often another chapter, and I look forward to hearing what Topaz has to say as well!

Then let's get started on the next sections!

*With that Topaz continues onward with Chiaki's blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Chiaki actually has measurements, even if they're a bit limited and unfortunate. She is 160 cm and 46 kg, which is pretty good, and her chest size is 88 but we don't have the other three measurements. It's really unfortunate that Danganronpa is like that, boo the series being so mamocentric! She is also blood type O, but that doesn't tend to factor into my rating of her. That said, Chiaki does have a fairly average body but it would have been better if her ass was bigger and shown off. I don't think that she has ass service, but I might not be remembering properly sadly (I don't know what happens during her personal time after all). I'll also mention that she does show her stomach off in a bikini which is nice. Though I do suppose that she's Zettai's girl, so having her ass be fat would be even better especially if it gets shown off. Regardless, Chiaki does mostly alright with her curvy but average body and would have done better showing off her sexy gamer ass more too.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Sadly as mentioned before, Chiaki has a chest size of 88 cm. This means that she's the third bustiest of her cast, and it gets shown off because Danganronpa is a very mamocentric series. It doesn't help that prior to that she wasn't too noticeable so boo the hidden busty trope. To make matters even worse she may have a mole on her chest, but it's hard to tell. Regardless it does suck that the series is so mamocentric and it drags Chiaki down, but overall she's not too offensive despite her large chest.
Grade: C+

===Clothes===
Chiaki has a rather small wardrobe sadly. We usually see her in her school uniform which consists of a white button-up shirt with a green stripe down the front where the buttons are, a white skirt, and a green cardigan though it might be brown in some adaptations. She also has a ribbon around her neck and some nice green thighhighs, and occasionally she'll wear a cat-like hood which is cute. Chiaki is also known for carrying around a pink backpack which is very cute too. She also wears a white frilly bikini at one point in the games, and a recent official image also has her wear a ballroom dress. Sadly I don't know if there's anything significant in the games that she wears, or if I'm forgetting something from the anime, but her uniform is definitely what she's most known for. Overall Chiaki does decently but could have used more outfits even if it may not have made sense in the context of the story.
Grade: B-

: Still... sleepy....

*Chiaki nearly has a snot bubble coming out of her nose.*

Oh no! Get her a Game Boy or something, as she's falling asleep during the middle of the blog! That can't be a good sign!

DJSapphireTea: I concur with that, though considering how boring your blogs are. You should have just let me begin the game competition!

: *Nods in the audience.*

: Don't do that, as Topaz is trying hard to talk about Chiaki properly and in a serious manner! Hopefully, at least. That said, to think that she would be falling asleep!

: *Claps loud.*

: I don't think that's going to help out, Akira! But you've got a good idea. Do something to wake her up, Topaz!

I know just what you're intending on me doing, so here goes! Wake up, Chiaki!

*Topaz then smacks Chiaki's enormous ass, as even if she was falling asleep she was still standing. He hits her enhanced cheeks, making them ripple in a grand fashion which looks incredibly sexy. It wakes her up, and it had a side effect that he wasn't expecting.*

BBBBTTTHHHHWWWAAAAUUURRRRRTTTTTT

*Chiaki lets out a massive fart from the impact, launching Topaz off the stage. He does take 25 poison damage, but fortunately Riri (mostly) and Akira caught him. They brought his shocked body back to the stage, where the hooded figure was waving in front of her face. Chiaki has woken up now, likely feeling better as the gas dissipates easily.*

PHEW, that was a powerful attack!

: I apologize for hitting you with such a strike, but perhaps you should not have hit me physically.

From now on I know that I won't, as that sort of counter attack is really powerful! Especially as your ass will become bigger as the blog goes on!

: Even bigger? But it's at least a meter and a half wide, if not way more!

*She jiggles her fat cheeks in front of the camera, as their bare glory couldn't be hidden. Chiaki's great CHEEKaki looks incredible with how sizable she was.*

Nice size mention, especially as it means that your hips are likely bigger than twice your oversized chest!

: O-oversized?! ...Jugs?

: Don't reference that terrible scene, Topaz.

Fine fine. That said, it is a shame that Chiaki is known for her chest, especially as she is the “hidden busty” type and as such the surprise makes people want to make her even bigger than she should be. It is a shame and Chiaki deserves better! And not just because ass is great too!

DJSapphireTea: It is? I can certainly see it now that it's grown so much, but before?

: I still had a pretty sizable behind, even if it wasn't shown.

Exactly, and it's a shame that it wasn't because your series is so awful! Well, at least fanservice-wise as it's way too mamocentric and that's an issue in all the games I've seen at least! Boo horrible people who need to understand that bigger girlass is better! Like with how Chiaki is now!

: I am quite proud of taking up multiple seats now...

*She shows off her fat ass, even bending over and shaking. Topaz tries not to be towards where she's aiming though.*

: You don't need to duck for cover, Topaz. She's probably not going to fart again this soon.

I can't take any chances, as that was an incredibly deadly fart and smelled terrible. She should save that stench for Zettai.

: That I shall, but do not forget to continue talking about my body as well.

That's fair. I did like you showing off your stomach, even if sadly your chest got way too much attention because people are idiots. You need to show off your ass more too, though the rest of your body is pretty good still. It's fairly curvy considering you still find time to play a lot of games.

: I do still go to school and stuff, so I walk around. Though I do suppose that I stay up late far too often...

That explains why you keep falling asleep during the blog. At least you're hearing what I'm saying, I hope.

: I think that I hear it subconsciously, and you know what that means?

You have to throw veggies at a frog to wake up?

: Nice game reference! But sadly no. Rather I am listening while still unconscious. I heard most of what you've said, and I agree with it. I also like how you like my clothing.

But of course, especially your uniform as the brown goes well with your hair and eye color. The green one from the games isn't as strong, but I still like the hood and cat ears with face. Most everything looks cute, even if more variety could have been good too. And again the bikini is fairly mamocentric which is unfortunate.

: It is unfortunate that my larger than average chest is holding me back so much...

Certainly as it gets too much focus and you deserve better! Like so many other girls!

: I shall take your word on that...

Fair as you don't know from experience, but I certainly do! A shame that so many studios are awful these days, but at least Chiaki has a lot of other things that are good about her.

: True true! Though I am feeling a little exposed...

*She shows off her fat ass again, jiggling her gloriously huge cheeks towards the camera.*

You know just the right angles for everything, as you must be a gamer. Or a tester to know where the camera is and how to pose for it.

: Eh heh heh...

*Chiaki giggles as she rubs the back of her head.*

: That said, perhaps we could take a look at some of these other features you like of mine.

Certainly as while Danganronpa sucks for asses and is mamocentric that's not the only thing I should mention about you. There's far more good things, so let us take a look at them!

*With that Topaz continues onward with Chiaki's blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Chiaki is a very interesting and cool character. She's introduced as the Ultimate Gamer, as most Danganronpa characters have something they're extremely talented at. As a result she's often playing video games and even stays up late and thus has a very sleepy and carefree personality. This means that Chiaki is calm and quiet which is a great trait for my tastes, but she's also kind and extremely helpful. This is why she helps out Hajime so much and acts as his partner for most of the game (though she does get killed off, even if she may show up later and the plot is complicated). So she's a quiet girl but is passionate about things and won't hold back either, as she knows genres and references and such. She likes all kinds of games, even bad ones, but dislikes alarm clocks. She also learned to bond with people over video games, as prior to having that brought up she wasn't able to make friends. To go a little more in-depth as I've mentioned it before, but Chiaki has two forms. The one we see in the second game is an AI and was introduced as a mole in the virtual world that game is set in. Still, she is based on a real girl in the series and that's the one we see in spin-offs and the anime. The AI version seems to hesitate and pause a little before talking and that is a big difference between them. Also the AI version is taken out due to “luck” which is unfortunate, and I blame Nagito for setting up such a specific scenario. Still, overall Chiaki is a great girl and has a wonderful personality, being a great gamer but also quiet and calm, though it is a shame that Pac-man came for her. Chiaki is also voiced by Kana Hanazawa as well, who still remains my favorite VA and she does an excellent job with the role even if she is Zettai's girl. Other roles she's done include Kanade from Angel Beats, Kuroneko from OreImo, and Nadeko from Bakemonogatari as some of her biggest roles.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Chiaki does fairly decently well here. While you technically can follow any path in the game (plot allowing at least) she tends to be Hajime's biggest helper and assistant. The two are together quite a bit, and she is pretty much the female helper of the game. Even without the AI such as in the anime the base Chiaki seems to be connected to Hajime as well, showing that they are a good pairing. Chiaki also has a small amount of perversion, but considering the series it isn't an excessive amount like it is with some other characters. Also while the AI calls Chihiro “father” the real Chiaki has no sort of relationship with him. Overall Chiaki is a pretty good love interest, even if I haven't played the games and thus wouldn't know if there's something major that I'm missing. She still does quite well though, at least from what I've seen, being a good partner and confidant.
Grade: B

===Age===
Chiaki's age is unknown but she seems to be at least a high school student. We do see her a bit earlier on, but not enough to really matter. Her birthday is March 14th as well, which is a decent day even if the date doesn't matter too much (and the AI version doesn't know about various holidays either). Granted as said before there is an AI version of Chiaki, but as she's based on someone real we can use that version instead. Overall while there isn't too much data outside Chiaki being a high schooler she still does fairly well for this area as there's sadly a lot of girls without listed ages.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.9
Final Grade: B

And with that the blog for this week is over! Hopefully Chiaki didn't sleep through that last part.

: Do not worry, as I've been listening closely! Even if I am still a little sleepy.

Do you want to rest? I don't know if I'd feel good about beating you if you're handicapped.

: I'm more amazed that she's made it this far if she's feeling that sleepy.

: *Nods, then looks proud.*

: Eh? You'd be able to take care of the nameless riff-raff too? I suppose that makes sense. Regardless, Topaz did a good job getting this far.

DJSapphireTea: That he certainly did, isn't that right everyone? And now that his blog is done we can begin the gaming session. FINALLY!

*Crowd cheers.*

Not quite yet!

DJSapphireTea: Why are you continually delaying the inevitable? You're going to lose once you face Chiaki, and thus you'll have to stop blogging forever!

: Eh?! I never agreed to such a thing! Especially since I have no hatred towards Topaz!

DJSapphireTea: You don't? But I thought you entered this contest to help further my devious plans!

: I just wanted to play video games... Though any sort of game would have been fun.

I hope not, as it would take far too long to play something like D&D.

: Let's not think about that sort of thing, as she might get some type of dumb plan or something.

You're right. Instead I'll just talk about Chiaki some more.

DJSapphireTea: AGAIN?! Didn't you just get done talking about her?

: I am sure he is not going to discuss the blog again. He's not Solid Snake.

I'm not Solid Snake? I mean that should be pretty obvious. And as you can tell, I do like Chiaki a lot. Especially after watching the LP of her game.

: Again you should have done it yourself.

I'm not very good at VNs sadly, as I get distracted far too much. At least I can understand and respect them, unlike people who think that all dating sims are the same!

: Those kinds of Americans are idiots!

I agree, it's like those that hate things like idols, magical girls, or mecha without knowing much about the genre. Poor Symphogear deserves so much better! But let's not get too distracted away from Chiaki. She's a great girl and is extremely helpful when she's around, but sadly she gets too close to the truth and thus is killed.

: I blame dumb luck on Nagito's part.

Exactly, especially as he wanted to expose the traitor but got you executed instead! Granted he was dead at the time, but still. That said, I don't know too much about her personal free times.

: I mainly use them to play games or catch up on my sleep.

Fair point, but I mean anything revealed in the "free time" things in the game. I do appreciate you being a gamer and playing all kinds, including obviously terrible ones as far too many people skip out on them.

: Oh? Does that mean you enjoy them?

I've played a good amount, but sometimes I do get frustrated at them. Such things happen though.

: I suppose so, but being able to talk about games can help connect the world.

I agree with that! It's why I make a lot of references to old games! Well, that and I use them in place of humor.

: Do not worry as I understand, and I'm glad that you like how calm and quiet I am.

Of course, as it fits you extremely well! Especially with KanaHana as your VA, as she's great to me!

: I am glad to hear that you enjoy my voice so well.

But of course! You are a wonderful girl, and I can tell that Zettai loves you even more than I do!

: With this posterior I can understand why!

*She proudly shows off her absolutely massive ass, even squatting in front of the camera and jiggling her huge cheeks. She also bounces her fat cheeks side to side to show off her bouncy cheeks even further.*

That is certainly true, but it's not the only reason! Though if you showed off your ass like that you'd do much better in a lot of areas. One of which is libido as you don't show off too much but you do have very obvious chemistry with the leads. It's a very sweet relationship.

: Thank you, and thank you for not getting too into shipping either.

Certainly not! I'm not that type of person, as you can tell! That said, like I mentioned earlier I don't know if you're different in your free time activities.

: That is understandable, but I am glad that you still appreciate me.

But of course, as you're a great girl! And your age is decent as well, being a high schooler even if I prefer older girls.

DJSapphireTea: We wouldn't question it, but now that you've discussed everything about Chiaki is it about time for us to begin the game?

I suppose so. Honestly I forgot that there would be a game today.

: Too busy playing other games, I imagine.

Sadly no, as there's a lot of games I could be playing. That said, what game are going to be playing?

DJSapphireTea: I'm glad to hear that, and it'll be a great one for both of you! You see, it'll be this puzzle game!

*The arena is shown and it seems to be a block dropping well game.*

: T-this kind of game...

DJSapphireTea: That's right! So let us begin!

: Are you sure you have this?

I hope so, as Akira's training has taught me many types of games!

: *looks proud.*

DJSapphireTea: Then let's begin the match!

*Even with the cheers of the crowd Topaz is able to drop blocks fairly well. Granted he's not the best, often clearing rows rather than leaving room for a full-clear with a straight piece, but he makes an effort. On the other hand, while Chiaki started strong she has a gap in the middle she couldn't bring herself to fill in.*

: It looks like Topaz is trailing behind in points, somehow, but I don't know what Chiaki is doing?

: *Shrugs.*

DJSapphireTea: What ARE you doing, Chiaki! You're supposed to be the best gamer, yet here you are performing terribly! What, are you falling asleep or is it performance anxiety? Don't tell me that you're giving up on purpose to keep him from giving up on the blogs either!

*Chiaki is emotionless, other than seeming sleepy, as she seems to purposely lose by creating a high tower. While she had more bricks in place and thus points, Topaz somehow "won" due to this, as he survived longer.*

Whoo! I suppose! Though it was really anticlimatic considering the audience needed to wait for the entire blog to watch this. Even I'm a little unsatisfied.

DJSapphireTea: I blame that on your opponent throwing in the towel!

*Chiaki jerks as if she had just awoken.*

: O-oh? Did something happen?

DJSapphireTea: YES! You ruined my whole plot to defeat Topaz! I needed someone to beat him at gaming, so that he'll realize he should give up on blogs forever!

I would never do that, and to think that you'd think I'd give up on the idols that were kidnapped so easily! Now please, release them!

*The DJ looks towards the audience and sees a masked individual glaring in a familiar fashion. She gives the thumbs down, making the hooded girl more worried.*

DJSapphireTea: Grrr... It looks like even my boss is angry at me for such a failure. If only I had made you play the bubble puzzle game instead!

: Oh? Do you mean Puzzle Bubble? I would have easily beaten Topaz at that.

I'm not surprised. I just got lucky that you somehow had a traumatic experience playing that game. Though I do apologize.

: It is alright, as these things happen. I'm more angry at this hooded figure at bringing such a machine in!

DJSapphireTea: Then you shall get your revenge soon enough, as I am going to be facing you instead! Prepare Topaz, as I will reveal myself!

*The hooded figure then tosses away said hood, revealing the ponytail-wearing idol underneath.*

Y-YOU!

: That is correct, Topaz! It is I, and I have been sent here to end your blog once and for all!

: Don't go easy on her, Topaz! You may like her a lot, but she's an opponent!

Hopefully she won't count as a villain and her ass will expand though, as I bet she'd look great like that. However, it seems that next time we'll be looking at this very beautiful former ojou now-gamer! Even if the two don't link precisely.

: I hope that you have had fun, as it shall be your last blog Topaz!

*She poses dynamically.*

: Nice pose, though I imagine that Topaz has heard that quite a bit.

Indeed, though I'm more curious as to why she's become a villain. I guess we'll find out next time, so catch everyone there!

: Indeed, as I shall be talked about next time!

*With that Topaz ends this week's blog. As to who this mysterious long-haired beauty is? You are going to have to find out next week!*

Anime Relations: High Score Girl, High Score Girl: Extra Stage, High Score Girl II

This is the eight-hundred-seventy-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the blog with Topaz and Riri at an arcade, waiting for a girl to finish playing a game.*

Oh, you've returned! I'm glad to see that you're back, as last week Naruko had a great blog to help celebrate Zettai's birthday. Which was yesterday, and hopefully this week we'll be looking at another great girl for him. At least if she finishes up the credit soon.

: WHO did you talk about last time?

Naruko. You know, Anaru.

: Are you SURE?

O-of course I did! I certainly didn't use the wrong name because of an unfortunate pasting incident, and then have to change it later! I-I wouldn't be that idiotic, especially for a blog for a friend!

: I mean at least you changed it back. And an “unfortunate paste incident” sounds like something a dumb preschool kid would have happen to.

Sounds like quite the sticky situation then!

*Ririchiyo sighs.*

: Why do I even try...

Because if you didn't I would probably be too distracted to work properly on my blog. After all, it needs to be a good one for my friend, at least if the girl will allow it!

*The black-haired beauty lets out a sigh, finally being complete with her matches. She even rubs her forehead, as it was more that she was getting tired of pwning noobs than losing.*

: *Looks proud if tired.*

: Really, Topaz? Or should I say the narrator. “Pwning noobs?” What, did we go back in time?

If only, and then we can warn people of upcoming issues and that people will become idiots!

: Being fair they were probably really dumb back then as well. It's just that they're a lot louder now.

True, unfortunately. That said, how would you like to be talked about young... miss...

*Topaz turns to talk to the girl, but she seems to be on her way out. She's even greeted by an old man.*

: I am glad to see that you enjoyed yourself, young miss. Now, if we hurry home we will have plenty of time before your lessons.

: *Pumps fist with energy.*

W-wait! Don't leave! I was waiting patiently!

: It seems that this young... or at least younger than me... man wants to play a game with you. Shall I send him off?

: *Shrug.*

It isn't that I want to play a game. I want to talk about you for my blog!

: *Glares.*

I'm sure that you're used to blogs, as a while ago Zettai talked about you. He really appreciates you, and I want to talk about you for his sake!

: *Thinks about it and then scowls at Topaz.*

: Now now, there is no reason to dislike being talked about. I am sure that he will be a perfect gentleman, so you should at least give him a chance.

Exactly! I'm sure that you'll like what I have to say about you, and making your ass bigger too!

: *glares at Topaz even harder.*

: G-goodness, such a lewd action. I can see why you may not want to be talked about in that case, young miss. Still, I imagine that Haruo would greatly appreciate such actions.

: And don't worry. With how much you sit and play games I'm sure that it will only give you more cushioning.

: *Looks at Riri's ass, then back at Topaz.*

Exactly as Riri here is a good example! Plus I'm glad to finally talk to someone who might organically know video game references!

: Topaz, she's played arcade games. That means things like fighting games and beat-em ups and similar games. Not RPG games.

She at least lived though the SNES though, so unless I talk about American-only games we shouldn't get in trouble.

: Or at least not as much as Zettai altering the time stream by having her play Smash Ultimate.

Great plan! I should play that with her too, even if my Joy-Cons are all wonky.

: Do you not have a blog to do?

Only if she agrees to it!

: *whispers in her butler's ear.*

: Ah, I understand.

What did she say. Wait, did she just use words?! This is unpresidented!

: The word is “unprecedented”, Topaz.

Darn me always misspelling things! That said, what did she say?

: Well, she wants to play more games so if you challenge her she would have a reason to stay here. Is that satisfactory to you?

But of course! Though I can't say that I'm any good at these sorts of games. However, I will try my best to give her a good challenge!

: *Looks pumped.*

: Though are you sure that you won't mind your ass getting bigger?

: *looks contemplative, patting her ass and eventually giving a thumbs up.*

Well, I suppose that is a verbal agreement. Or is it a non-verbal agreement?

: *Smacks Topaz for his bad joke, even if she doesn't deal damage.*

Hey! No reason to hit me, even if you are fairly weak.

: The story was before the X-Box, Topaz. Plus it didn't do well in Japan either, so she wouldn't be used to doing weight-lifting with the HUEG controllers.

Fair point. That said, are you sure you want me to talk about you.

: *Grumbles, but still gives a thumbs up. Reluctantly.*

In that case, allow me to say that ...



: *claps cutely and modestly.*

Thank you for the applause, Akira. But it is not needed. After all, talking about you is a privilege of mine, and I am glad that you were eventually convinced.

: *Nods.*

: I sure do hope that her way of “speaking” won't be too annoying to you, Topaz.

Certainly not, even if it is different from a lot of other girls that I've done. Still, it is good to finally be talking about her as she's a lot more recent, relatively, to some of the other girls I've talked about.

: I mean sure, especially with Ano Hana, but it's still been a while.

True true, which is a shame. Still, at least I'm finally talking about her, and I hope that Zettai will appreciate it.

: I am glad to see that you're having fun with your friends, Akira-sama. If you excuse me, I will allow you some time to yourself.

*He bows to Akira and leaves, waiting in his car for the blog to be done.*

: *Looks around at the various games to play.*

W-wait, I know that I said I'd play games with you, but we have to begin the blog properly first! We can play afterward, as I want to concentrate on it!

: *Glares at Topaz.*

Fair fair, at least let me talk about one thing before you pick out a game. And by that I mean about your name, as is tradition.

: *Looks questioning.*

Well, it's easier to do this right after introducing you and saying your full name. Or at least that's an understandable place to talk about this. Regardless, Akira seems to mean “crystal”, though like with her older sister Makoto it seems to usually be a masculine name. Still, it must be a trait of the family.

: Hopefully Ruri won't go looking for this kind of crystal!

: *Looks confused.*

Don't worry, that's a joke about anime. Though a shame Nagi isn't here with her big jeans ass as I know Zettai would love to crash into it. Speaking of asses though, it seems that Akira is starting to become bigger.

*The camera zooms in on Akira's ojou ass, which was starting to pull on her dress in a snug fashion. She even moves and jiggles her plump cheeks, even if unintentionally.*

: ! *Smacks Topaz for no damage.*

Luckily I have a lot of defense right now!

: That and your head is very thick!

True as I'm an idiot quite a bit, unfortunately. That said, I'll try my best with Akira!

: *Glares at him more.*

What's wrong? Did I misspell her name or something?!

: I think it's more that you're not using the proper respect.

Oh, my apologies. But I am a dumb and lazy American.

: This is why you deserve to be blasted from space, you know.

Only certain areas, hopefully. I'd like to survive that at least. Regardless, let's not get too distracted. We still have some things to talk about with Akira!

: *Proudly stands and smiles.*

Exactly! Though I do apologize for your last name. It might be Oono or Ōno, but regardless it seems to mean “Big Field” from what I've seen. I don't know Japanese, and even then I don't use accents. See me again being a dumb American.

: *Sighs at Topaz being frustrating.*

I can understand, and I apologize. I know that accents like that are important, but it's also hard to put Japanese into English lettering or so. Not so hard that dumb politics need to be inserted, which is because localizers can never leave well enough alone.

: Is this really the best time for that, Topaz?

I mean it's always a good time to mock localizers for their stupidity! So have you picked out a game, Akira?

: *Nods.*

*She points to the games she was just playing.*

O-oh... Street Fighter II... I will warn you, I am not what you will be used to playing against.

: *Looks excited, with fire in her pretty eyes.*

You're thinking in the wrong direction. But I'm sure that you'll see that once we begin... Now, who should I be? Wait, where's T. Hawk?

: He's only playable in future versions, Topaz. This is the original game.

Darn it, not that I was good with him but still. I'll have to pick someone else.

*Topaz picks the flat-topped American, while Akira plays her favorite Zangief.*

Oh no! Bad memories of Kraid!

: *Looks confused.*

D-don't worry about that, it involves another game. Besides, I figured you'd play him so I picked someone else. I sure do hope that I do well though..

: *Looks ready for action.*

: Then let the games-and blog, begin!

*Topaz gulps as he starts talking about Akira, even though she seems more concerned with the match. But still, he continues onward.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Akira has some absolutely beautiful dark hair. Occasionally it does look black or purple, but I think that her hair color is supposed to be a dark blue. Regardless it looks really good and suits her extraordinarily well especially as she wears a lot of purple clothes. Akira nearly has a hime cut too, which shows her ojou-like upbringing, but she has spiky bangs rather than blunt ones. Still, her sides are really great and do a good job of framing her face while also reaching about chest-length. Speaking of chest-length, that is about how long Akira's hair is which while I wouldn't mind being longer is still a nice length and I like how straight it is down her back. It appeals to me well while showing more of her noble background, and I'm not sure if there are any other alternate hairstyles for her. Still, Akira does amazing overall with a beautiful dark color and great straight hair that is a pretty decent length. The only problem holding her back is not having a hime cut as she'd look even better with blunt bangs!
Grade: A

===Eyes===
High Score Girl has a very distinct art style, but even if people likely complained about the pseudo-CG art I enjoyed it. I bring it up now as Akira has some very lovely eyes and they match the series' art style quite well. They are very narrow, at least compared to characters in other shows, though some of that may be due to her eyes being partially closed as you can see the lines of her upper lid. Some of the characters in the series do have small pupils but Akira is not one, having very big pupils that look really pretty. The color is a nice red, and while it doesn't go with dark blue as well as black it still fits her really well. She also has a lot of eyelashes around the corner, which aren't always noticeable but give her corners a little bit of attention. Sadly Akira does not wear glasses though, at least as far as I remember. That said, overall she still does fantastic with her red color and narrow, dominant-looking eyes that fit with her personality.
Grade: B

===Face==
Again the art style may turn some people away from the show, but Akira has a really cute if wide face. That said, it fits with the art style of the show and gives a very simplistic and adorable look to the characters. The blush on Akira's cheeks is done well, giving her a bit of softness and looking great with the curve. I also like her dot-like nose as I appreciate small facial features. Do know that Akira is very serious and thus doesn't show expressions too much, but she's also not expressionless either as it's more that she's the reserved type. Still, it suits her personality really well and overall while there isn't a lot to say Akira does quite well when it comes to her pretty face.
Grade: B+

*Topaz looks happy.*

Look, Riri! I did it! After a couple of matches I finally did it!

*He excitingly points at the screen.*

: Topaz, you lost.

I know, but I actually managed to pull off an attack!

: Topaz... What are we going to do with you...

*She rubs the space between her eyes. Akira comes out, looking far more smug.*

: Hmmm~

I mean you're the one that chose the game, and I did warn you that I'm not very good at fighting games.

: Maybe she thought you were ABOVE the usual playing quality.

Do I look like someone who would do well at fighters?

: I mean neither does Akira.

Fair point. But she's so good that I barely did any damage while she was whaling on me!

: *Looks proud with her hands on her hips.*

Such a shame, as I was hoping that I could defeat her with my GUILE!

: *sighs at the joke.*

: Really, Topaz. Did you have to make such a terrible pun.

Pun? Not intentionally. I picked him because he looked familiar, though it's a shame that Akira knows Armlock and Cross Heel Hold now. I thought he was the psychic power guy!

: *doesn't get it.*

Darn it, that game is one you lived through!

: I blame her not really being a Super Famicom girl, Topaz.

Fair point, as the competition seemed more her speed. Regardless, we can't forget that I was talking about the blog while doing our battles.

: Don't be using that as an excuse.

: *trying not to laugh and mock Topaz.*

I'm not using it as an excuse, I'm just saying that it's the reason I'm here. After all, Akira is a very beautiful girl and that starts with her hair.

: *flicks her hair.*

Oh no, the hair budget! But Akira's hair is amazingly beautiful with the nice length and great dark color. Purple is a very regal color and matches a lot of her outfits, and the only issue is that her hime cut could be a little better but overall her hair still looks fantastic.

: *Very proud.*

I'm glad that you approve of my words, even if Zettai said similar in his blog. But that shows how close our tastes are after all.

: You are talking about Akira for Zettai's sake after all.

Indeed! And luckily I'm not one of the people who dislike the design choice of the 3D-ish characters. Akira is still very cute though, and I like her silly expressions.

: *Blushes but also pouts, looking to the side.*

Precisely! And it looks like your ass is getting bigger already, though I suppose I should have said “cheeks” instead to fit with what we were talking about.

*Akira gets up and looks at her fat ass, which was already having problems sitting on the stool. Her cheeks jiggle as the camera looks close, and her fat ass even bursts out of her clothes. She looks alarmed and tries to cover her revealed cheeks, but instead tries to do something else.*

: *Gets Topaz in an armlock.*

N-no! Hoisted by the move she learned from me!

: That's enough wrestling moves, Akira! I mean it is Topaz's fault, but he did warn you before the blog...

: *Grumbles and lets him go.*

Thank you for understanding, especially as your ass will surely become even bigger.

: *Glares at him.*

That said, perhaps I will continue with the blog. I think that I missed speaking about your eyes, but those are beautiful as well! As mentioned I don't mind the pseudo-CG art style as it fits, and even if the series has a lot of narrow, sanpaku eyes (or at least the guys do). Granted Akira's are narrow but they look good and the half-closed appearance makes sense considering how stoic she is most of the time. She also has a very lovely red pupils too which fit well.

*Akira closes her eyes and lets out a sigh, shaking her head.*

H-hey! Don't give up on me just for that! Besides, we have a lot of blog to get through.

: *Glances at the games.*

Just because we're doing the blog doesn't mean that you should game, even if you like it so much. Besides, as you can tell that I'm not great at arcade games.

: Just pick something you're better at.

It's not like there's a lot of RPGs, Riri. Besides, I'm not good at competition play.

: At least she didn't challenge you so that you'd have to beat her before she allows you to blog. We're at least getting going, or would be if you weren't so distracted...

Curse you distractions for living up to your name! But what should we do next?

*Akira looks around and points to a space shooter.*

I'm not good at those kinds of games either.

: You say that, but you've played a lot this year.

True as I am getting into them more, but I still make dumb mistakes that I rewind back through. Plus some require slowing down the game speed!

: You're pampered by emulators, you know that...

I know, which shows that despite playing a lot of games I'm still not good at them. That said, as we need to look more at Akira I'll try my best!

*With that Topaz sits beside Akira even if her ass makes it hard to fit both. She nearly needs both chairs to sit her fat ass on. They start playing the game, even with Topaz talking about the girl right beside him for the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
It's hard to say what Akira is like, as she doesn't have any measurements and with the wide range of ages it's hard to judge. That said, she seems to look at about average height and is more slim than anything else. This isn't a fanservice series, well not sexual fanservice at least (there's a lot of gaming references after all) which means that sadly Akira doesn't show off too much. She does have a bit of an ass moment when cleaning out the pool thanks to wearing a gym uniform which is better than nothing. Too bad they didn't have her wear gaming cosplay during eyecatches, at least as far as I remember. Still, Akira is pretty strong and in shape, even doing martial arts which is cool. There isn't too much to talk about as again Akira doesn't show off too much, but overall she does decently all things considered. Also it's a shame that Chihiro the ugly girl is the one with the fat ass and has breast envy, which is an “at least it wasn't Akira” type of thing so it doesn't affect her here but still dumb.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Akira is fairly slender and as mentioned prior this show doesn't resort to fanservice too often. She doesn't seem to jealous at least from what I can remember, which is quite fortunate. She might get a little bigger as time goes on, but being fair she goes from elementary to high school and she's still reasonably flat which is nice. Overall again not too much to talk about, pun unintended, but Akira's slim body means she does quite well as far as her chest is concerned.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Akira doesn't seem to have a lot of outfits at least as far as I could find, but the ones that she does have are mostly great. I say mostly as her school uniforms through the years aren't exactly the best. The blue school uniform with long skirt and pantyhose, and the red handkerchief looks quite good on it as well. Later on her blazer uniform with white shirt and red necktie also looks good as well. That said, she is far more known for her various purple dresses which look very regal and beautiful. They fit her her quite well as I mentioned prior, and when younger the one Akira wears has a frilly collar while in the second season she wears a thin ribbon around her neck and the dress she's wearing has puffy shoulders. Other outfits she has worn include a sukumizu and a gym uniform though sadly with shorts rather than a buruma. Regardless, Akira does quite well when it comes to her clothes. Her purple dresses fit her ojou background quite well, and while not excellent the school uniforms help out though again it wouldn't have been bad to see her wearing cosplay or something even if not in the story itself.
Grade: B+

*As Topaz finishes talking about Akira's body, his ship starts moving erratically.*

: Watch out, Topaz! Those public domain moai statues are dangerous!

Everything is dangerous, Riri. This is a shoot-em up!

*Despite Topaz trying hard he still fails to do as well as Akira did. It was much better than his showing in the other game, but she still left him in the dust.*

: *Looks proud again.*

Yeah... Like I said I'm not good at them. At least I enjoy playing them a little more, even if I need a lot of handicaps.

: *pats Topaz's back, but still remains smug.*

: It looks like she's beating you at any game at the arcade.

That's fine. I was fighting hard, and I don't mean just because Akira's fat ass was pushing me out of the way with her immense softness!

*Akira blushes and looks at her huge ass, even fondling her now-bare cheeks now that her ojou ass couldn't stay in her dress. She pounds against Topaz in return, though fortunately not dealing damage.*

Ow ow! I mean I'm not taking damage, but still!

: She must be angry about you pointing out that her ass needs two seats now.

I mean her ass is a lot better and sexier now! More girls need big asses that they can be proud of, though I will mention that your slim body isn't too bad either as it looks quite good in canon. You just don't show off too much though, which is a shame.

: What about the pool cleaning?

Fair point as the gym shorts do help a fair amount. And at least she's not mamocentric either, which is always a relief. I do like Akira's high school version, which she seems to be, which makes sense considering she's taller.

: *Nods as she listens.*

Glad to hear that you're alright with what I've said about your body. But you will surely love having such a bigger ass too!

: *Grumbles.*

*Before Topaz could move out of the way she sat on him and got his leg in a hold. Her enormous ass smothers him easily.*

MMPPHH! No way, the Cross Heel Hold! I knew I shouldn't have taught her this!

: Because it's painful or because you're making Zettai jealous?

Mostly the latter. MMPPPH! But please, Akira! Get off me!

: ....

*She gets up slightly but slams her ass against Topaz a few more times.*

Please! Your fat ass-MMPPPH! Zettai deserves this more!

: It seems that her grappling has leveled up as well...

This isn't a fighting game!

*Akira still eventually gets up.*

Phew, that's a relief. Not only because Zettai would be jealous of me, but because I still have more to talk about.

: *Nods to Topaz.*

Glad you're okay with me continuing, though first I have to talk about your clothing. Your ordinary clothes are elegant and purple, looking good with your hair color, and even your school uniforms are nice. I do like your gym shorts even if a buruma would be better, and as mentioned it's a shame you didn't have more variety even if in non-canon moments like eyecatches.

: I suppose they were giving her a realistic design, even if it meant she didn't have as much to talk about.

Still, she has a lot of good outfits through the years and looks good, and I suppose that is what matters.

: *Nods.*

I'm glad that you agree. So how about we continue with the blog.

: *Motions back to the games.*

Ah, so you want to keep playing. Well, I can't promise anything as I'm not very good at most games. As you can probably tell.

: This should be training though, as I figure you will have to face someone to rescue the idols.

Fair point. But what game shall we play next.

*Akira shrugs, likely to show that she wants Topaz to pick next.*

I said before I'm not good at any games though. Why would you let me choose?

: Why don't you do the driving game? You'll be in the cool cars and everything.

Like I can drive! I'll probably be really terrible or something at that too!

: Topaz, it's Outrun. You played it not long ago.

Oh, that game. Wait, I played the Game Gear version to get a “racing” game on my list. I'm not actually good at them!

: At least you're familiar with it, so go ahead.

Fine...

*Topaz and Akira take separate spots, with Akira in the “player one” car. They then go forward, and with the first curve Topaz is already veering out of control and crashing.*

I told you before I'm not good at this!

: Use the force, Topaz!

This isn't a death star run! And look, Akira is already so far ahead!

: *concentrating hard on the game.*

: Then show her up and do the same! Go on and drive while doing the blog!

I can't say how good I'll be, but I know that Akira will have a great blog! Let's get going!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog, all while continuing in the driving game.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Akira has a really great personality and the series really revolves around her being mostly unique as far as characters go. As I've mentioned she is from a rich family, complete with a mansion and strict teacher but also with a kind butler who helps Akira have a “normal” life including playing at the arcade. Akira herself faces a lot of strict parenting due to her sister becoming so carefree, but this also ends up allowing her to become really good at games. She likes heavy characters, at least in fighting games and brawlers, which is pretty cool as I use them a lot too. She also dislikes overly gory or horror games, which I can understand as well. Akira is also a tough rival to Haruo, the male lead, and the two butt heads but eventually become a pair. Akira herself is fairly quiet, to the point of only speaking offscreen and letting her actions speak louder. This is cute but also sorta wastes Sayumi Suzuhiro who is a pretty good VA who has done roles like Nijika from Bocchi, Kei from Kaguya-sama, and Uruka from BokuBen. That said, Akira is still smart and skilled at games, not to mention having a lot of talents due to being raised in such a strict way. Overall she's a really incredible girl and I've probably barely scratched the surface as far as what makes Akira so great!
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Akira does really well when it comes to this area, mostly. She has a fairly good pairing with Haruo the lead guy, even if there's another girl going after him too. Still, Akira has more romantic moments and is very much the “lead” girl of the series, even being the girl in the series' title. They do get separated a little bit, especially when Akira goes overseas, but their love remains. I will mention that she does have a bit of a physical tsun-ness to it, but that's more because Haruo can be an idiot sometimes and thus she needs to scold him without using words. Overall Akira does quite well, being the female lead and winning love interest plus having a lot of cute moments with him too.
Grade: B

===Age===
This area is quite a range for the lovely Akira, as we see her through a lot of years. The story travels from first seeing her at the first year of grade school all the way through the second year of high school, giving her a pretty wide array of ages though I do like the older types more. Her birthday is October 10th and due to the story it seems that she was born in 1979. That makes her very old if the series was put in the current day, and she'd be even older than I am! Dinosaurs, man. That said, I don't count birth years like that and as such Akira overall does quite well ending up at the second year of high school.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 79
Average score: 8.8
Final Grade: B+

*The blog may be over, but not the race.*

: Looks like Topaz is doing better!

Yeah, but I'm still behind.

: No doubt because it's hard to get around Akira's huge ass.

: *Glares at Ririchiyo.*

: I mean in the game!

I mean her car is sorta wide, but staying behind means I'm able to go at a far greater speed. I'm even taking shifts at the curves better now!

: If only this equated to you being able to drive in real life.

True, but I wouldn't want to crash this many times either. Still...

: *Concentrating.*

*Despite screwing up, the added speed granted to Topaz allows him to catch up. They are neck and neck through the final stretch, but eventually at the finish line Topaz somehow pulls through.*

: *Shocked.*

It was a close race, but it seems that I managed to win at at least one game!

*Topaz has his hands up high.*

: Being fair it couldn't be comfortable in that car with an ass as big as Akira's...

*She helps Akira out, her ass looking even bigger and sexier. Not to mention bare as her cheeks are so huge they split her dress easily.*

: *grumbles.*

Don't worry, as I imagine that you went easy on me. But I'm glad to have played games with you.

: Not to mention the blog. Hopefully you enjoyed the blog.

: *Nods.*

That's good to hear, and hopefully I didn't forget anything. I did mention your background as an upper class lady, as well as your love for games and that you're smart and talented too. Not to mention your quiet side as well, which I like even if I hopefully did your lines properly.

: *Nods reluctantly.*

: I'm sure the few reader will understand. Zettai talked about her a while ago after all.

True about that. And of course Akira's voice is very cute even if we rarely hear anything from her. It's a shame when such a good VA doesn't quite get to use their range, but I still do like Akira being so quiet. I also of course like her relationship with Haruno as not only do they bond well with video games but it's one of the best relationships in anime due to being spent through various years!

: I bet that you don't mind seeing all the video games they show off during them either.

True true, even if I'm not too familiar with most of them. I didn't grow up in arcades after all, staying at home most of the time.

: *Glares at Topaz.*

I suppose it's not that much different from now. But luckily Akira does quite well in most areas.

: I think that she can tell, considering how well she did.

Certainly! Granted she'd do better with glasses, but she's Zettai's girl regardless. Or Haruo's technically, but still. And as mentioned earlier I do like how we see their relationship go from childhood friends to high schoolers, though I do prefer her older as is expected.

: *Nods.*

Well, I suppose that is everything. Unless I'm forgetting something.

: I mean you likely are, but that probably happens every blog. Hopefully you used the right name this time.

Darn it, one time and you never let me live it down!

: *Looks smug.*

As you should be, but I imagine that we'll have to do a lot of training to rescue the idols from the video game tournament.

: *Is pumped.*

I'm glad that you'll help train me for the big stage, though this week's blog is over. We have to train after all.

: B-but we haven't had any clues as to next week's girl!

That's alright. Who am I, a fortune teller?

: *Points to the fortune teller attraction.*

Naw, let's not use that. It'll probably just turn me into a kid again, and even if there are cool things about that I don't think that it will be as fun as expected. But see you all later!

: TOPAZ! What about-

*The blog ends before Ririchiyo could finish. However, rather than closing out the blog we arrive at the main stage of the tournament. A hooded figure is on stage, making overly gestured movements to indicate emotion to inspire the watching crowd.*

???: That is correct, everyone! It's the time you've all been waiting for, the finals of our competition! Even if we had a few late sign-ins it seems that we've arrived at the biggest match! This is DJ Sapphire Tea and let me hear you all cheer!

*Crowd cheers.*

DJSapphireTea: I can't hear you! Go on everyone! Yell out!

*Crowd cheers slightly louder, but she hears many coughs too.*

DJSapphireTea: Well, I suppose I can't push you too far. You're all nerds who play video games, and I can say that because I've played a ton of them as well. Now, this may be a surprise to you but let us introduce our representative from the loser's bracket-EMPERORTOPAZ!

*Topaz waves as he goes up on stage, though he is very nervous.*

: Don't worry, as even if it wasn't on camera I'm sure that all your training will pay off! Even Akira believes in you!

: *Visibly breathes with pride.*

Thank you, as it means a lot to me. I just hope that I'll battle in a game I'm familiar with, and that my opponent won't be too challenging...

DJSapphireTea: I imagine that it will be challenging as in the history of this contest we've never had a girl like this win with such unbeaten talent!

: Isn't this the first year for this?

DjSapphireTea: T-that doesn't matter. After all, it seems that Topaz will be facing an ULTIMATE GAMER!

E-EH?!

*Another hooded figure comes out, playing a game as she concentrates on it. She still makes it to the stage, but walks head-first against Topaz. He's alright, but she realizes that he's there. She even pulls off her hood and puts her handheld in her backpack.*

: Oh, my apologies. I wasn't expecting to meet someone like you.

I don't think that I expected to be meeting you either, though it seems that our paths have finally crossed!

: B-but you don't know her that well, Topaz!

I mean I at least know the anime, and I watched a LP of her game. Even if they didn't go into detail I'm sure that Zettai will help by telling me anything revealed in her hangout types of things.

: It would appear that you are not as good of a gamer as I am, as otherwise you would have played my game too!

I'm too poor for that! Regardless it seems like we have a major battle coming up, perhaps, so be sure to tune in next time!

*With the upcoming girl finally revealed Topaz ends the blog properly.*

Anime Relations: Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai.

This is the eight-hundred-seventy-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to Topaz's blog with him and Riri in a retro game store.*

: Does that mean that they sell old games or that the store itself looks ancient?

: It should be fairly obvious that we sell old games. Though I do wonder where Tsuruko went off to.

She must have taken off between blogs as she realized she didn't need to stay here. Though I'm surprised that she was able to stealth away so easily with an enormous ass like that...

: I know, right! I wouldn't have thought that she'd become so assy in what seemed to be overnight!

It is all thanks to my blog, as it has great properties. Not only that, but I'll talk about you as well. Well, unless I become too distracted to work properly...

: I blame you watching too many of those Famidaily episodes, Topaz.

But it's an interesting subject!

: If you're so interested in old games, how about I show you where we keep the rare and expensive Famicom ones?

No thank you. I don't have a system to play them on, and I'm cheap too!

: Really? I wouldn't have expected you to sell yourself, but if you insist...

: Topaz means that he doesn't like spending money, not that he's that kind of person.

Precisely! If I want to play games I'd emulate them, as I'm not much of a collector unless the game is too modern to emulate properly.

: Which means that he mostly plays old games.

Old but good!

: I see then. So you're one of those people... Not that I'll judge, but if you aren't planning on purchasing anything why did you have my friend bring you here?

Because I want to talk about you for my friend's upcoming birthday! Especially after he talked about Komi for my birthday, and I thank him for saying kind things about her too!

: I am not sure who this “Komi” is, but I understand. Well, I can't deny your friendship at least, though I am surprised that there are still people doing blogs these days.

: It's because Topaz is unbelievably old.

That is true, sadly... But at least it is better than the alternative! That said, would you like me to talk about you?

: Didn't you come here with that in mind?

That doesn't mean that I can't ask for permission. After all, I don't want to intrude but I also want to make sure your ass becomes even bigger!

: E-even bigger...

*She looks back, patting her cheeks which are already making her shorts tight. She jiggles her plump ass too in a sexy but unconscious way.*

: I wouldn't think that was possible, but considering your assistant and Tsuruko it looks like you're able to make asses even more gigantic.

I figured you'd understand. So is that an approval? After all, you'd look even better with a bigger ass!

: I'd no doubt knock over shelves with my enormous cheeks though! They're already barely fitting into my shorts anyway!

That would be terrible considering all the rare and expensive games no doubt. But the shorts thing isn't an issue!

: Why, are you going to stitch me a new set every time I tear through them?

No, you should just go bottomless and show off your namesa-MMPPHH!

*The girl grabs Topaz and covers his mouth.*

: NO! Do not speak that name! I don't need another worse nickname floating around, especially if you're going to talk about me and make my ass bigger!

: But isn't that what kids used to call you?

: Yes, but that was before we knew what it sounded like! Now, especially if... Topaz was it?-he gives me a blog and makes my ass bigger I'd be mocked even further.

Nonsense as you need to have pride in your ass, and same with other assy girls too! It's a shame that girlass gets ignored so much in media and you deserve better! Which is why it is my goal to make girls assier, and ones with a memetic ass like yours (or at least ass-related) need more appeal!

: How were you able to fit parenthesis in the middle of a sentence like that...

Consider it a whispered aside, even if it seems you overheard. That said, you need to be more proud of your ass and namesake, and making your cheeks bigger and more exposed would no doubt be a way to do that!

: You're not going to be quiet about this, are you? Well, at least the store isn't very busy right now, so we should have time.

: It does look oddly empty, which is a shame. More people need to enjoy old games.

I blame kids these days being too busy being pampered by good graphics and unable to enjoy anything but ultra 4K. I've played games even older than I am, and I've enjoyed them too!

: That's because you've grown up with video games and experienced the growth. Unlike kids these days.

Man, now you're saying things like an old man.

: I learned it from YOU!

That makes sense... So what do you think? Will you let me talk about you and make your ass bigger?

: I am still not sure, especially for the latter! My ass is already such a big size!

That doesn't mean that it can't grow even bigger! I'm sure that Zettai will appreciate it too!

: Wait, did you say Zettai?

Yeah, he's my friend after all.

: It was a long time ago when he talked about me... I remember those days...

*She starts to fantasize, but quickly shakes her head.*

: Now isn't the time for a flashback!

That's right, as I still need to introduce you. I can't do that until you agree to my blog!

: Well, if it is for Zettai's sake... I will allow it, but I still hope that my ass doesn't become too much bigger!

But you'd look so good, even if you go Asszilla in the store!

: I would sure hope not!

That makes sense, but now that I have permission allow me to say that...



: Ugh...

What's the matter? You look physically ill!

: Don't worry about that, as I just had a bit of a reaction. After all, you called me “Anaru”.

I mean I do go over nicknames most of the time, and that is used a lot in the series.

: I mean I do understand, but it still makes me feel strange! Especially with you not being a member of our group.

Fair enough, and will it help if I call you “Naruko” through the blog as a result?

: It would at least work better, but I understand if you make a mistake. I did notice that you called Tsuruko by her nickname as well.

Indeed, but if you dislike it I won't use it. Though I will bring up the obvious.

*Naruko swallows in a worried fashion.*

After all, the reason she dislikes being “Anaru” is that it sounds like “Anal” in Japanese. If only more people were inspired by that and made assy fanart of her!

: I did get a lot, at least for the time!

True, but sadly Fanart Decay causes so many problems. It's a shame so many clASSic girls are ruined by being mamocentric instead of memetically assy! They deserve to be remembered for their best ASSets!

: That makes sense, and it is unfortunate that people don't remember me for my ass... N-not that I would want them to!

: You say that, but you're already growing so much...

*Ririchiyo pokes Naruko's ass, which was starting to grow even with just her introduction done. She tries to pull away, but it only tears her shorts and makes her assflab poke out in a very sexy fashion.*

: N-no! How embarrassing it is that my ass is growing even as we speak!

I did warn you that it would grow, but I'm sure that Zettai will enjoy it!

: H-he would, wouldn't he... But don't think that you will get off easy!

I suppose not, but don't worry. I will make sure to talk about you fairly even if I will talk about your memetic ass and more later on. But for now, do you know what I have to do first?

: If I remember correctly you talk about my head first... Or at least that is what Zettai did.

: Being fair he's changed it a bit, even since he talked about you. But indeed “head” always comes first.

Not quite, as I still want to talk about your name.

: I would prefer if you didn't, as I mentioned before.

Oh, I already talked about your nickname. I want to talk about your actual name now though.

: People still remember it?

Of course! Even if it's been a while since your show, and my memory isn't as great as it could be sadly.

: Maybe if you didn't wait this long to talk about them...

: I am sure that he was waiting for a perfect opportunity, and even more if he's talking about me for Zettai's birthday.

But of course! He deserves only the best things and that includes assy beauties as well! And girls that remain assy in their appeal obviously! Also girls who don't change their birthdays when they would have his!

: That last part there sounds a little specific...

I suppose, but he still deserves better! That said, getting back to Naruko her name apparently means “Ringing” (Naru) and “girl” (ko). I am not sure why “ringing” either, but it is still a cute name.

: Thank you, and I appreciate you using that too. Only people close to me should use my nickname.

Does that mean that if I come in close I'll be able to call you that?

: I meant emotionally, not literally!

: Plus considering she's assy and a girl for Zettai you shouldn't want to stay downwind of her growing ass either...

That is a fair point, as she should save her gas for him. Maybe his ears will ring because of how loud her farts are...

: HEY! Don't bring up such things, as you're going to make people mock me even more!

Mock such a beautiful “namesake”? Well, judging by your growing cheeks anyway Naruko...

: I told you not to bring that up...

*She lets out a sigh.*

Fair fair and I won't as much. That said, “Anaru” is based on Naruko's last name being “Anjou”. Ironically it means “Peace, quiet” (An) and “castle” (jou), especially with how loud she no doubt is.

: You don't need to point that out, Topaz! I know that my gas can be quite poisonous and loud!

I was only joking, but I bet Zettai will enjoy being with you even more knowing how loud your ass can be!

: Noooo!

*She has silly circular eyes in shock and holds her hands against her head, as she realizes that she admitted something perverse. Naruko has silly teary eyes, but Topaz pats her head.*

It'll be alright!

: Sniff... B-but what if someone hears this and picks on me as a result!

Don't worry, as barely anyone reads these blogs! It is a fun hobby of mine, even if it takes a lot of time to do it every week.

: Better than doing it daily.

That's certainly true! Anyone who does something daily is commendable, especially for a good-for-nothing like myself!

: Do not worry, especially if you are talking about me for Zettai. I assume he is still reading these, right?

That's right, and as mentioned before he's still making blogs on his own even if the schedule isn't as precise as mine. Still, he makes good blogs and I'm sure he'll appreciate our friendship even more!

: Even if this blog is in advance.

True true, but let's not stop here obviously. Naruko may have a gigantic ass, but let's not let her blog fall a little behind!

: Oof, that pun was really forced.

: Welcome to my world... I'm just glad that I don't need to take pills to ignore such terrible jokes.

That's a relief, and I'm sure my reader(s) will enjoy this blog! I hope so at least.

*With that Topaz begins Naruko's blog properly, with her listening intently.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Naruko has some fairly interesting hair, though I mean that in a good way. When she was younger she had frizzy hair that was brown, but in the “current' time in the series it looks more orange or a brighter tan. Not that it is bad of course, as even if I'm not big on orange as a hair color it does sorta suit Naruko and makes her stand out. Her hair is still a little wavy when down, but usually she keeps it up in twintails which look very cute. She also has star-shaped decorations at the base, though it took me a bit to realize that they are stars and not just yellow ribbons with the tip showing. It's a very cute look to her, even if her sides and bangs on the right side are pulled back with clips and that's something I'm not too fond of. At least she isn't completely devoid of bangs, as they cover about half of her forehead which is nice. Other hair styles Naruko has used include a ponytail and twin braids. Overall she does have some pretty great hair, and even the color isn't too bad though I would have liked it more if it was brown like when she was younger as I like darker colors. And she could use more moments with her hair down as well, but Naruko's twintails and other hair styles are very cute.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Naruko also has very pretty eyes. The color matches the orange/brown color of her very nicely and I appreciate when the colors go well together (and it helps that she's not an overdone blue-eyed girl either). Naruko also has a nice shape to her eyes too, as they appear to be tsurime as far as I can tell and have a line above her eye which may indicate her eyes are usually slightly shut. She also has some very nice corners and eyelashes even if they are small and hard to notice in the series itself. Naruko also wore some very nice thick-framed glasses as a kid, but sadly moved onto contacts as a teen but at least seems to use them occasionally. It would have been better if she wore them more, but I suppose that would overlap with Tsuruko too much. Still, Naruko does quite well when it comes to her eyes with a lovely color and shape, and while she could use wearing her glasses more I understand but they are some great thick-framed glasses.
Grade: B+

===Face==
There isn't a lot to say about Naruko but do know that she is very cute of course. It has a lot of simple appeal, with mostly subdued facial features but like mentioned earlier in Tsuruko's blog the nose is fairly noticeable but also simplified too. She has a nice curve to her cheeks and chin as well, looking very appealing. There isn't too much to talk about, as is the case with a lot of faces, but Naruko still looks very pretty even if I may not be great with words.
Grade: B+

*Naruko looks fairly relieved, letting out a sigh.*

: Phew...

: I hope that was a sigh and not a fart!

: D-don't joke like that! I wouldn't even dream of doing something so naughty in the middle of the blog!

Zettai will be disappointed, but I suppose that you're saving your gas for him.

: H-hey! Don't spoil the secret! Besides, that isn't what I'm so relieved about!

Heh, relieved.

: Topaz. I know you've just had a birthday but having you grow up won't come fast enough...

So what is the reason then , Naruko.

: Well, you mentioned my eyes and appreciated them-

But of course as you have very pretty eyes. The nice tsurime fits well with your subtle tsundere personality, and the eyelashes look quite good as well. Granted the corners could use a little more emphasis, and of course you could wear your glasses more.

: I understand, but I didn't want to be confused with Tsuruko.

I can understand that, and I appreciate how she was inspired by you as well. That said, the two of you are quite different and your big round frames look so good! Sometimes I wonder if you wearing such a good pair helped Zettai appreciate meganekkos more.

: That or spending so much time with you.

I mean I imagine it helped, but still. That said, was there any reason you thought I wasn't going to like your eyes?

: It wasn't that you would dislike them, other than needing to wear my glasses more. It's more that with the color I got worried.

But you have a beautiful eyes! Much better than the overdone blue, no offense to Tsuruko of course.

: But hers are green.

Which is merely fancy blue. So where was your worry, as I like brown eyes.

: I-It's... Don't make me say it...

*She is flustering cutely.*

I don't understand.

: Y-you're toying with me, making me say it!

: I don't know. Considering how dense his skull is sometimes I wouldn't put it past him to be brain dead right now.

: W-well... My eyes are brown and .... mumble... third... eye.... whisper.

Speak up, as I and the audience can't hear you.

: MY ANUS YOU IDIOT!

*Naruko's shouting made the few customers look towards her, embarrassing her even more.*

: This is all your fault, Topaz!

H-hey, I'm not the one who shouted that out! Besides, that doesn't come up until the next section!

: I think she means she's surprised you didn't make a “brown third eye” joke.

A brown... third...

*Topaz smacks himself in the forehead.*

I can't believe I missed such an obvious joke!

: True, yet you made me say it!

I guess I was THIRD EYE BLIND!

*Topaz is smacked excessively by Riri for that bad joke.*

: Topaz, you don't even listen to that band!

Fine fine, it was a horrible stretch. So stop beating on me and let's continue the blog.

: Sounds good to me. Just don't try to embarrass me further.

I won't try to. And by all means, Naruko's hair is very pretty. Granted I'm not big on orange but she's an exception and looks pretty good with it. Maybe the hairstyle of twintails helps out, even if she looks really good with her hair down too. Maybe being close to brown helps out too, and her hair matches her eyes pretty well too.

: That's oddly... coherent and complimentary.

But of course, as that's my style! I can't be funny nor perverse all the time!

: Spending so much time with you proves otherwise...

I suppose so, but with an ass like yours I can't help but be perverse~

*Riri is flustered.*

: (Oh no, my arrhythmia...) S-stop that!

Fair, as it's Naruko's blog. She's the one that should be the focus!

*As if by a miracle-a miraCULO if you would-the camera takes a look at Naruko's ass just as her shorts gave up. Her cheeks burst them open, jiggling her assflab on top and giving her a beautiful appearance. She tries to cover up, but her fat cheeks are so huge that her hands couldn't cover. She sits down where she stands, which looks more like squatting considering how sexy her ass is.*

: S-stop staring at my ass, even if it is my blog!

But your plump cheeks look beautiful! I can't get enough of your fat cheeks and great appearance! Granted the next area is your body, but even your facial cheeks look nice.

: Y-you're just saying that to save face and not look like a pervert!

Nice pun, but you're wrong. After all, I like your face as well. Naruko has some very nice soft features, and you look very cute. Your small nose looks great too!

: You know that until you mentioned my nose most of that could fit with my ass too...

*Naruko glares in a very sexy fashion.*

: I'm not trying to be perverse like that! Stop narrating me in such a way!

But you look great all over! But I suppose that we are getting distracted, as even if Naruko's face and hair and eyes all look great we have a lot to talk about. Granted she could use her glasses more-

: Somehow I'm not surprised you brought that up...

Of course! So let's continue on with Naruko's blog!

: I suppose that we've become this far, so you might as well continue.

That's the spirit, I think. That said, let us begin talking about Naruko's sexy body!

*With that Topaz continues with Naruko's blog, as the girl herself lets out a sigh.*

==Body==
===Build===
Naruko does have a fairly curvy body which is pretty nice. Sadly we don't have her three sizes, but she is apparently 164 cm and 53 kg, though some sources do say that she's 165 cm instead. She is also blood type A, which doesn't factor in too much. Probably the thing that she does really well is her nickname which is really helpful. You see, as mentioned prior Naruko's nickname is “Anaru” and while it didn't matter as a kid she is embarrassed as it sounds like “anal” and thus people associated her name with her anus and she got a lot of sexy appreciation. She even has a few ass shots in the anime which helps, but the memetic nickname did a lot to make her more famous. It helped a lot as not many girls are ass-focused, both in general and back when she first appeared, so she should be applauded. Still, Naruko could have done a lot better but I suppose that this isn't that kind of series. That said, overall Naruko and her curvy body as well as her nickname causing her to have a memetic anus help out a lot when it comes to her.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
When I said that Naruko is “curvy” that does unfortunately mean that her chest is pretty big as well. It's unfortunate that even an ass-focused girl like her would get mamocentric attention, but I guess the selfish idiots can't help themselves. I also blame her chest being played up due to being the “sexy” girl of the cast, but I don't think that it is a problem in the series itself fortunately. Still, overall being so busty when having an assy nickname should be looked down on, and as such Naruko does a little worse though fortunately she isn't too mamocentric.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
Naruko does pretty decently when it comes to her wardrobe, having a fair amount of cute outfits even with the realistic nature of the series. She does have some really nice casual outfits, including one with tight shorts which only bring more focus to her ass and thus is good, but we do usually see her in her school uniform. It consists of a white shirt with red ribbon, a pleated skirt, and short socks. She also has some outfits with absolute territory, fitting considering this is Zettai's blog, but sadly not with her uniform. She is also associated with denim shorts which is alright but not great, and she wears an apron in the game store (though sadly not naked apron). Still, while there isn't a lot of variety Naruko still overall does quite well especially showing off her nice ass though seeing more would have always helped.
Grade: B

: I really should have expected this...

I mean, with your nickname and all-

: I KNOW! But to think that people would want my ass so much!

Why wouldn't they? Especially with the size you have now!

*Naruko shows off her ass, being a little more confident in her massive ass. Fortunately even though her hips are probably bigger than she is tall she's not knocking over shelves.*

: I suppose, but I'll never be able to wear my shorts again!

That's fine as your bare cheeks look excellent! Especially with the apron!

: I suppose...

Right, though a shame you didn't wear it in the show itself. Granted the series wasn't very fanservice-y but it certainly would have helped! You could have worn it in official art, for example!

: That might ruin the message though!

I suppose but still... Luckily you still do decently as far as your clothes go. I will mention that if you had longer socks or something it would have looked better with your uniform, and the denim shorts are quite nice even if you're too assy to fit in them now. Though that sounds sexy of course!

: You just think that because it's my ass that's going bare!

Of course, as you need to be known more for your massive ass! Granted it isn't shown off a lot in the series itself unfortunately, though there are a few moments still. More could have helped, but I could say that about any other anime girl. And like you said it isn't that kind of show but still.

: Unfortunately, like you've brought up before, Naruko has some fanart decay.

: What does that mean?

Just that you have issues because mamocentric artists are selfish. That and ass-loving artists aren't as common as they should be, and as such your fanart becomes mamocentric and dumb. You aren't even that big, as if that matters I suppose, but luckily you at least had a bit of time when you had a good amount of ass art. People are idiots.

: Tell me about it.

*Naruko sighs again, but as she starts to walk she slips on a label that had slipped off a cartridge. As such her enormous, heavy ass was falling in slow motion, and was about to crush a cartridge.*

: Oh no! Naruko is about to crush a prototype copy of Bio Force Ape!

That's worth at least 2K monies! How terrible, even if lucky!

*Luckily before Naruko lands a convenient and familiar face ends up blocking the cartridge with his body. She ends up facesitting, his face pushed deep into her crack.*

: Phew, I'm glad that I was saved. I'd probably get fired if I destroyed that!

Understandable! But who is this? I mean I can assume but his face is now obscured due to being so deep in your ass.

: Seems like Zettai, and it wouldn't surprise me.

: That explains why it is so comfortable to use as a seat, and the prototype fortunately was moved away from the path of destruction.

More like destRUMPction! M-ASS destruction no less!

: That's enough dumb puns for right now, Topaz...

Fair fair...

: Well, since Zettai is here I'll be able to bless him with something I've been holding in for a while...

BBBBTTTHHHHHAAAAUUUUURRRRTTTTT

*Naruko then lets out a great fart, even with Zettai absorbing it all. Her enormous ass made it even louder and smellier, but fortunately the shelves didn't rattle at all.*

: Wow, those must be some strong furniture!

I mean it's a good thing. You don't want Naruko's powerful “namesake” to ruin the ancient games.

: S-shut up about that.

Zettai: MMPPH! Soft and smelly...

: A-and be quiet you too!

*Naruko then bounces her ass, which was much bigger than even her original ass size, against Zettai's face. He enjoys it, even if his face is so deep between her bare cheeks.*

Zettai: Make me-MMPPHH!

*She bounces her fat ass, smacking him more and more.*

: Perhaps I'll force you to look at my “namesake” the rest of the blog!

You're only threatening him with a good time! Not that he'll mind of course, but perhaps it's time that we get back to the blog.

: I understand, as I look forward to hearing what else you think of me.

That's good to hear, so let us keep going!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Naruko does quite well here, both with her backstory and personality. She's a pretty good tsundere both in description and that she's not too physical either. She is also childhood friends with a group, even if she has a one-sided relationship with Jinta as she has a big crush on him. As a result Naruko felt guilty for feeling happy after Menma's death as it meant the competition for his affection was out of the way, but she does still take care of Jinta which includes bringing him homework after he stopped coming to class. She may have problems admitting her love, but Naruko is still more often “dere” fortunately. She also works at a game store as a clerk, and she also has interest in games and manga as well. Still, overall Naruko is a pretty complicated girl even if I summarized things a lot but do know that this is a dramatic story that is worth watching so I don't want to spoil too much (or maybe because it's been a while I can't quite remember everything). Regardless, she is a great girl and a good example of a tsundere that's mostly “dere” due to circumstances out of her hands. Naruko is also voiced by Haruka Tomatsu who does well, voicing characters like Asuna from SAO, Morgiana from Magi, Nagi from Kannagi, and Iona from HapiCha Precure. A great VA for my tastes I suppose, even if she's more Zettai's type.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Despite Naruko's nickname being very... private, she doesn't have a lot of libido. She's far more innocent but not in a sex-hating way either. Fortunately she does show her love towards Jinta and I think the two get together, even if he's still quite hung up on Menma sadly. Also there are dumb love hotel allegations that also caused bad fanart and doujinshi, boo horrible people with artistic talent, but fortunately she isn't like that in actuality. Still, she could have done better but overall Naruko still does quite well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B-

===Age===
According to Pixiv, Naruko seems to be a first year high school girl. She does decently as a result, and while she does seem to be older in the movie it isn't too notable either (even the ten year anniversary image doesn't make her look too much older). And like with earlier this week, Naruko as a loli is far too young for my tastes and thus the flashbacks won't be counted. Sadly we don't know her birthday, though it is mentioned that she's a Capricorn at least from what MAL says so take that as you will. Overall while there isn't too much to say about a high school girl like Naruko she still does pretty well as far as the blog is concerned.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 74
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

And with that Naruko's blog is done!

: Thank you for talking about me quite well and in a respectful manner. At least mostly.

It is how I write my blogs after all, even if this is for a friend.

Zettai: MMPPHH!

*Zettai's face is being further engulfed by Naruko's growing cheeks, his face and nose rubbing right against her “namesake”. She even rips another one for him, forcing him to breathe her stronger gas due to how much bigger her ass is.*

FFFFFTTTTTHHHHWWWAAAUUUURRRRPPPHHHH

: AH~ It is so refreshing to be able to let it out freely, without worrying about damaging anyone. Including my self as my gas stinks even for me!

I'm sure that he loves being your air purifier and seat too, as it is a perfect job for him. A shame that you didn't do anything like this in the show itself.

: I doubt anyone is prepared to have a character fart like this...

I mean there was the underwater one in Gokujo, but that was a long time ago... Man I feel old again...

: Stop making yourself old, even if Naruko's show was over a decade ago.

Oh no, the oldness feeling is creeping in again! At least she seems to be the same age as then, unlike in the update pic. Not that she looks bad in it, though the glasses help out, but she's a fine age as she is now.

: I understand, more because you're grading on a scale and I don't have an official age.

Certainly, even if you are a high school student. That said, you only have a vague hint to when your birthday is which is a shame.

: These things happen, and I like the privacy even if it means people can't celebrate my birthday.

That's fair, and you still do alright regardless. And you do much better than Tsuruko in libido as well.

: Being fair she does a lot better than Tsuruko in most ways.

True. But I blame her having haircut issues and more. That said, Naruko's love life is quite cute and important to her character. Other than disliking her nickname and the dumb love hotel issues she does quite well for libido.

: I mostly blame dumb rumors and people outside the show for that. Kinda like that Fanart Decay you were talking about.

Nice comparison, though at least that has stopped once people realized it was a false rumor. At least hopefully, as I don't remember too well.

: We're just glad you remember anything at your age.

Fair point. But Naruko is a great girl really. She's the good kind of tsundere, both in that she's not violent and she has a reason behind hiding her feelings as the guy she likes still had a crush on another friend. But that said childhood friends is a great trope! I also like how she works at a game store too.

: I mean otherwise you may not have talked about me.

: Knowing Topaz he probably wanted to talk about you and thus wrote his plot around that.

Me? Want to talk about a great girl for Zettai for his birthday? Nonsense~

: Don't be coy with me, Topaz! That said, I hope that he'll enjoy having fun with my “namesake” a lot later on, and I don't mean just with his face either!

Zettai: MMPHH!

*Naruko then bounces and rubs her enormous ass against Zettai's face more, his body trembling in pleasure.*

Well, it looks like he's enjoying that. How about we take off now, so that the two of you can have some private time?

: Aren't you going to talk about my... “sounds”?

That seems more like something that he'd enjoy...

: I think that she means her voice.

Oh, that does make a lot more sense. Haruka Tomatsu does do a lot of great characters like Nagi (from Kannagi) and Morgiana. She's a great VA for my tastes as a result, and Naruko is a great role for her.

: That's a relief, and I don't mean all the “relieving” my “namesake” is letting out on Zettai's face!

Makes sense, and I'm glad to have talked about you. I can barely see him under your ass.

: That just shows how massive my cheeks have become. That said...

*Naruko hands Topaz a note.*

What's this?

: Directions to where you need to go. Sadly you seem to need to experience arcade games more, and I am no expert at that. I would take you myself, but I'd like to have a little more fun with Zettai first...

That makes sense, and I'm sure that the two of you will enjoy your time together!

: But of course, as I'll make him appreciate every little bit of my fat ass which even includes my powerful stench!

: Let's leave before she lets out another one!

See you soon, maybe!

*Riri pulls Topaz as he waves back to Naruko. Once outside the whole building seems to shake as if an explosion went off inside.*

Man, I've heard of collapsing villain towers, but not heroic ones! That said, it seems like it's about time to head to this place.

: But where are we going?

We'll find out soon!

*Through the powers of visual transition Topaz and Riri find themselves at an arcade. Though not the one that had captured Ai and the other girls.*

: That was way too fast.

Because you were expecting that we'd talk about the upcoming girl and thus leave it on a cliffhanger?

: Pretty much. So who are we looking for?

Someone else that Zettai likes, even if not in a perverse way.

: Because she has a flat ass?

Not quite... Ah, there she is. I should have expected she'd be playing Street Fighter II...

*Topaz heads over to the girl, who takes notice.*

It seems that I have come here to meet you, and to talk about you as well!

: *Glares and scowls at Topaz.*

Though maybe I'll wait until this game is over...

*He backs away from the girl.*

: Well, that explains why you didn't “talk” about her.

Certainly, and it seems she's going for the high score too! But be sure to come back next time as we have a elegant ojou-like gamer on our hands!

*With that Topaz closes out the blog, with the long-haired beauty still playing games in the meantime.*

Anime Relations: Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai.

This is the eight-hundred-seventy-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone! It's that time of year where I take a look at a great girl in glasses due to the celebration of the date!

: Being fair you'd choose to celebrate that day every day of the year.

I mean that is true, but I'd be overworked if I had to do blogs every day. Even just doing an extra one every year like this gets tiring, but I blame my traditions...

: You keep being beholden to your traditions and others complain about them too! Especially the trap one!

True about that, but I can't just stop them as I need some consistency in the blogs! Besides, we shouldn't be too distracted. We're ignoring the girl of the day!

: I mean I suppose I can sneak away. But shouldn't you be talking to someone even more impressive?

You're very impressive in your own way, as I will soon talk about.

: Yeah, you told me earlier. Something about “problems”. Of course, because people can't fall for me...

*The meganekko looks to the side.*

Nonsense as you're a great girl as I'll talk about. You just have some issues when it comes to my blog, and I'll do a fair job of talking to you as well!

: Eh? A blog? Like on the internet? Those are still around?

: It does seem that there's a lot less of them these days.

I blame people forgetting about how to write, and that's not bringing up dumb social media as well as the internet becoming slowly worse. Curse normies ruining it for everyone!

: Now you sound like a lot of my nerd friends.

*She adjusts her glasses.*

Being fair I think that includes you too.

: Sadly it does. But we are still quite close anyway. That said, what sort of thing are you talking about today?

Mostly about your looks and personality, but I'll be quite proper. At least I hope so.

: Topaz talks about anime girls on Thursdays after all.

: But today is Sunday.

Which means that the buildings are fortunately empty! Wait no. I do make a yearly exception for my birthday, which is today.

: Topaz works hard to celebrate.

Exactly! Though I do have to warn you that I will talk about your body, and that your ass will grow.

: Well, I'm not happy about you talking about my body-wait-

Does that mean that you'll be happy that your ass will grow? That's a relief, as more girls should be like that!

: I'm not Anaru you dolt! I was only pausing because I realized what you were saying! It sounds really dumb!

Eh? You don't want to have a fat sexy ass? B-but I really want to talk about you, and it's my birthday!

: I don't even know who you are though.

Fair as it has been a while since I saw your show. But I am the notable anime girl blogger Emperortopaz!

: You're only “notable” because of how long you've been doing this!

Still, I'm glad to be a part of something like this. So what do you say?

: Are you sure there isn't someone better for you to talk about? I'm not very interesting...

I mean there probably is, but that doesn't mean that I shouldn't talk about you. And don't say that you're not interesting, as otherwise I'd never talk about you!

: I'm also not sure about my ass becoming huge... Are you sure that it would fit with my slender body?

: Believe me, if anything that would make it look even better! Take a look at me for example!

*Riri shows off her enormous ass freely. The meganekko sighs.*

: I just hope that no one I know will see this... But regardless, you can go ahead.

That's a relief, as I was worried you wouldn't give me permission. As such, since I have it I can say...



*Tsuruko lets out a sigh.*

: I still cannot believe that you would allow me to give in to your blog.

I mean it isn't like I'm going to say anything too bad. I like making people more informed, and it'll be in an amusing way.

: I don't know Topaz. Calling yourself “amusing” after last week's blog...

I tried hard for all the conversational puns and such, though I do suppose that my writing isn't the best. That said, I still hope that I do a good job with Tsuruko!

: I hope so as well, especially if people I know will read it. Considering I will take you to a friend's shop it's completely plausible she'd see this too...

*She adjusts her glasses and sighs.*

: Well, I suppose that we can begin heading towards that location. I'll also allow you to talk about me as well, so get started.

I can't get started immediately!

: What, is there some dumb ritual you have to do first? Let me tell you, if you ask for anything perverse-

Not at all! I wouldn't ask something like that from you! That said, while we will get to the shop whenever plot dictates we can start traveling there now. What I was going to say is that I have to talk about your name.

: Oh? You mean “Tsuruko”? Well, I'll allow you to use it as you pretty much have already, even if it is supposed to be a name only used by my friends.

I'm not her friend, Riri... *sob sob*

*Topaz rubs his face against Ririchiyo's shoulder.*

: Topaz, I think she means childhood friends.

: Pretty much.

Ah. I see then, and I do understand. I don't mean anything overly familiar or anything, but rather it will be more familiar to people who have seen the series before.

: Topaz is just an ignorant bumpkin from America.

: I see. Well, I suppose that is fine.

I'm not sure if I should accept you taking that excuse that well, but I at least accept the end result. Notice that her last name, “Tsurumi”, is where “Tsuruko” comes from. It also means “stork” or “crane”, while the “mi” part means “see, hopes, ideas, opinions” and similar things. I'm not sure as I don't actually know Japanese.

: Even after all these years experiencing Japanese media and yet you still cannot understand?

I mean it's not like I purposely look it up! Plus with my terrible memory it's not like I can remember things. You can't teach an old dog new tricks-oh Arceus I'm almost 40...

: And look at all the nothing that you have done with your life!

That's unfortunately very true. That said, at least I am not alone when it comes to that sort of thing... Man this world is slowly blowing itself up, isn't it...

: That may be true, but do not be too depressed. You have more to talk about, don't you?

That's true, and I can't spend time moping when there's a blog to take care of! Now where was I? Oh, Tsuruko's actual first name which is “Chiriko”. Makes me think of my assistant's name.

: Only really scrambled up, I suppose.

True as I doubt that there's the actual same characters or pronunciations. That said, “Chiriko” can be broken down into “Wisdom, knowledge” (Chi), “benefit, advantage” (ri), and “child” (ko). Granted I'll probably still call her “Tsuruko” through the blog, as it is more identifiable.

: That makes sense, and it is not a questionable term. Unlike with my friend...

Sounds like there is a very specific girl we'll be meeting soon, but not right now. After all, we have to talk about a certain meganekko!

: I still think that there are better girls you could talk about...

You don't have to be so self-defeating, as you're a lot better than you think! Granted you do have some problems upcoming, but...

: P-PROBLEMS?!

*Tsuruko is panicking as she begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Tsuruko does have really great hair, or should I say “had”. I'll at least start out with the good, as her dark hair is really pretty and is either black or a dark blue that's nearly black and looks quite nice for my tastes. Tsuruko's hair is also medium length and goes a little past her shoulders with a straight look to it. It's very pretty and her sides are long so her ears are covered as well. She even has nicely swept bangs, and when younger she had a side tail. There's also her treasured hair clip which was given by one of the guys. Sadly this area is ruined by what always seems to ruin girls with great hairs and that is that she gets a plot-forced hair cut. It's really unfortunate as it is a very short cut and it's one of those dumb “girl in love cuts her hair” plots which is extremely terrible. I hate this and had forgotten about it when planning to talk about Tsuruko, which is a shame for her as she'd otherwise do quite well. Not even the slight hairclip could help, as unless she could grow her hair back with it she bombed herself. The manga doesn't show the haircut as it is fairly concise and shortened, but it still has her in one of the last pages with it so boo forcing such an awful image! Overall it hurts her too much to do too well, as Tsuruko keeps her hair short for the remainder of the series which is a shame as her dark, medium-length hair was quite great!
Grade: C

===Eyes===
Tsuruko also has some pretty good eyes, at least if she wears her glasses of course. They are a lovely red over-frame type and go well with her dark hair. Sadly she doesn't always wear them, especially later in the series which is a shame as that's another trope I dislike. Then again, Tsuruko's eyes have their own issues as well though it's mostly the color. Her eyes are blue, which would match her hair even if said hair is a lot darker, or green as I have a hard time telling the difference. Green is just fancy blue, which explains why Toei hates both colors I bet, but it is a shame how overdone the colors are. Shape wise Tsuruko does a little better, with a straight line on top or so which gives her a serious appearance. Her eyes are also narrow too, which fits well with her glasses frames too. Overall, especially for a meganekko, Tsuruko needs to wear her lovely red glasses more as they suit her nicely shaped eyes quite well.
Grade: B

===Face===
Tsuruko, as mentioned prior, has a fairly serious face. It fits her pretty well though, and fits with her being the more serious girl in the series. I'll also mention that she has a fairly noticeable nose, but that fits the art style both in the series and the era or so when the show came out. Still, she looks pretty good. I'll also mention that the latest official image with her older barely looks like her, though that's probably because of the lipstick and lacking glasses (which is again unfortunate). Overall there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to Tsuruko's face, which some of may be because it's been so long since watching her series but she still looks good of course.
Grade: B

: I can see what you mean by “problems”...

*She points aggressively towards Topaz.*

: You have your own opinions and can't understand others!

What are you talking about?

: I mean you complain about me losing my glasses and cutting my hair.

Of course as both are massive problems! I can understand others, but that doesn't mean that I have to accept or agree with their choices! I can form opinions of my own!

: But to think that my grades would suffer...

: Listen, it's not like Topaz has any sort of permanent record or anything. It won't be like your grades or future will suffer. It's just for fun, and half the time he just gives points that he feels like.

I mean that's exactly what the blog is for! It's my opinion, and I can feature it for other people to read.

: So you aren't judging me-

Technically I suppose. After all, you had such great black hair Tsuruko! Or maybe dark blue as it's hard to tell. It looks really good on you, and your straight hair looks great too! The main issue is that you cut your hair.

: And that is what caused me so many problems?

Of course, as girls cutting their hair is an awful trope that I hope dies out. Sadly it doesn't seem like it, but writers need to realize that it is awful! Especially when it's for useless break-up reasons, like with Tsuruko!

: To think that you would think about things like that...

I mean it is my blog, so I should be able to speak my mind and you cut it way too short! Boo people with that sort of fetish too, as you had such nice hair early on!

: Stop trying to come onto me!

I wouldn't do that, even with how much bigger your ass is!

*Tsuruko looks back and notices that her cheeks are practically bursting.*

: W-wha- How did this happen?! What sort of witchcraft do you have, Topaz?!

I did warn you that your ass will grow with the blog, but you didn't pay attention apparently. And it would be more “wizardcraft” as I'm a guy.

: That's not what you should be hung up on! Darn it, no one is going to take me seriously now!

Don't worry as I'll take you seriously! You are from a dramatic series after all!

: I don't think she means it that way...

Well then, should I say that I wouldn't mind being “seriously” squished by her massive cheeks?

: That's harassment, especially for someone your age!

I suppose, and man do I feel old when anime girls call me out like that. However, do not think that you can distract me from what my original topic was about.

: That's true, you were complaining about my hair though it seems that isn't the only thing you're complaining about.

Of course as you're a lovely meganekko, and on Meganekko Day no less! You deserve to keep your red-framed glasses on, as only losers remove them!

: You can't be serious...

*She looks to the side.*

Of course, and you need glasses in your future versions as well as it was hard to tell if you were the same person. Even your friend wears glasses! And by all means your narrow eyes fit well with the narrow frames, and the color does well with your hair color even if blue eyes are mostly overrated and over-popular.

: To think that someone talking about characters would be so judgmental.

Everyone is I bet, I just have years of knowing what I like and what I enjoy. Your eyes would do pretty well, if only you didn't stop wearing them!

: Fine fine, I get your preferences. Seems that at least I do better when it comes to my face.

Of course as you're very cute and have mostly small features. Though your nose is larger than most, but it looks alright with your more mature design.

: What, is the old man calling me too old for him?

Hey, I'm not complaining! Well, I would say that I like smaller noses, but it's not like it's terrible. The main issue would be that, especially after your haircut, you look like a guy. Specifically Iida the fast guy from Hero Academia.

: Eventually Topaz will look at girls from that series, but I blame the show taking its time to be adapted.

True true. Regardless don't think of me as being overly judge-y as you do have a lovely feminine look Tsuruko. Your eyes are also different, but I blame the similar hair color probably making me think of him. That said, you are still a pretty meganekko even if it's been a while since your series ended.

: What DID take you so long to remember me? It's been over a decade!

Nothing too major, but I wanted to talk about a good meganekko. Blame me forgetting the problems that you had though.

: I suppose that is fair, as it's been a while since you've seen the show. That said, are those the problems that you had with me that you had mentioned?

That they were, though I cannot say for certain that you're in the clear after this. Just not as bad as what happened with your hair, as you have such pretty hair!

: That is really creepy to say you know.

I don't mean that in any creepy way though! I just like long straight hair and dark colors.

: Just look at me for example!

Exactly!

: I suppose that I understand. Luckily I suppose that I cannot be too harsh on you if you're only going over your tastes rather than saying everyone would say the same thing.

Of course, it's just my opinion as far as the score goes. That said, are you ready to continue?

: I guess, even if I'm not exactly happy that you're talking about me like this.

I'm sure you'll become more used to it as the blog goes on. As for the next parts, let's look at Tsuruko's body!

: E-EH?! What?!

*Tsuruko is confused yet again as Topaz continues talking about her for his blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Tsuruko has a pretty good build, looking tall and slender compared to the other girls. Granted there aren't many and one is a ghost girl who is still small, plus 170 cm isn't exactly “tall” but still. She does look fairly slim too, with a nice waist and body as seen in her bikini picture. I would say that she could use wider hips and a bigger ass, plus more shots but being fair this isn't that kind of anime. Still, with a nice slim body Tsuruko still does pretty well overall in this area, even if there isn't too much to talk about.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned prior Tsuruko is fairly slender and that includes her chest. Granted she does have some curve, and enough to give her cleavage in her bikini pic, but I think people overestimate how big she is (though that could be said for most girls). Regardless I wouldn't put her too far past a “small medium” or so, and I don't think she's concerned in this area which is good. Granted there could definitely be something I'm forgetting as it's been a while. Still, Tsuruko overall does pretty well being more on the slender side of things.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Tsuruko has some nice outfits, though nothing too strong. We tend to see her in her school uniform which consists of a blue vest over a white shirt and red necktie, a blue skirt, and short socks. It's a good uniform for my tastes, but she could have had higher socks still. Tsuruko also occasionally wears casual clothes, including pajamas (or at least something that looks like pajamas), but nothing too worth noting in particular. Some of that may be due to it being so long since watching her series I suppose. That said, official art also has her in yukata and a striped bikini, and there's possibly more images that I wasn't able to find. Still, Tsuruko overall does alright but doesn't stick out in my mind too much.
Grade: B-

: Hmmm...

*Tsuruko is deep in thought even as the group continues to go to their destination, which is her friend's game shop.*

Something the matter.

: On one hand it does look like you're being honest, and with all you've said about this blog being only your opinion I can understand what you've said about my body.

I'm glad to hear that.

: At least SOMEONE understands you, Topaz...

: I mean I get why he's saying the things he does, but rather I am surprised because he scored me merely alright.

I mean you do have a very nice slender body, which helps with your chest. Granted you do have a bit of a curve, but not a lot, to your chest. Basically just enough to tell that you are a girl which is a fair size.

: True, but I thought that you would be a bigger pervert!

It's not like I try hard to look up naughty things. Everything I say usually has some evidence to back it up, and like with your design you do fairly well. Your main issue, Tsuruko, is that you do not show off enough. I do appreciate you being on the tall side, but I blame being American-

: And thus you don't understand the metric system? Figures.

No, not that. Well, it's not like I'm good at estimating distance by sight either, but that's not what I mean. It's just that “170 cm” doesn't seem all that tall. But I suppose that it is in Japan, and for a woman. Regardless I do like tall beauties like you even if you should have shown off more.

: Show off more? What, do you want me to smack you around with my ass like THIS or something?

*Tsuruko then smacks Topaz with her enormous ass, swinging it back and forth. Sure he could have avoided it, but with her enormous soft cheeks it didn't do damage at all and felt really good.*

I mean if you had done something that sexy in the show you would have been incredible! But sadly as mentioned this wasn't a very fanservice-y show. Sadly.

: Indeed as it was far more serious. And besides, even if you did something like that it's not like you'd have the ass you have now.

: That is true. Speaking of “170”... well, it's not quite that big yet but it's certainly still growing. At least I'm somehow able to carry such an enormous weight.

: I mean it is your body which means you'll slowly become used to it.

True true. That said, I don't think TUSHruko had any ass moments in the series itself, which is a shame but again isn't surprising. That said, I might be forgetting something, and it has been a long time.

: And whose fault is that?

Mine... That said, you still do fairly alright. Your clothing could use a bit of work and variety, but the school uniform as well as your causal clothes look good, and I like the variety added by official art.

: As is often the case, I suppose.

True true as a lot of girls are helped out by outfits that appear in official art as they don't need to worry about things. The bikini certainly helps too.

: And here I thought you weren't going to be a pervert...

*She facepalms.*

I mean considering the topic it wasn't avoidable, and I think it's the best view we have of your waist which is quite nice. I suppose that defines you pretty well, as you are “nice” but could certainly stand to improve in some areas. Not too bad though.

: Thank you, I suppose. That said, I imagine you have a lot more to talk about as well.

That we do, including your mind. So let's take a look at that next, and I'm sure that once we're done we'll be at our location!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Tsuruko has a pretty cool personality, even if she does have some screentime issues. It's a shame, but it happens occasionally at least. Still, she is cool and mature and even as a kid she was like that. She is also very serious and strict, which is good for my tastes though as mentioned next time she does hide some of her true feelings. Tsuruko also follows recipes directly, making her a good cook which is always a plus. As with many serious meganekkos she is also smart and enjoys drawing and reading as well. She even wants to be a picture book author when she grows up. She does become less cold as the series goes on, which is good as she finally admits her true feelings. She is also the one to keep the other characters under control as well, especially using sarcasm as her tool. Overall Tsuruko does quite well here, being the cute serious type that I like with a warm, tender center she doesn't like admitting. Tsuruko is also voiced by Saori Hayami as one of her “early” roles like with Ikaros, and she's done many characters like Yumeko, Yor, and Miyuki from Mahouka.
Grade: B

===Libido==
This is an area where Tsuruko does alright, but not too great. She considers herself the “third choice” to Yukiatsu and puts herself down. Fortunately she at least confesses and seems to get with him at the point where the movie takes place. It's a little surprising for their pairing, as prior to her confession Tsuruko didn't seem to have anything that I remember that would imply this. It's like a slap for dramatic purposes, which is unfortunate. It is unfortunate really, but issues mentioned earlier aside it's a decent pairing and meganekkos winning is good. Overall she does alright, but Tsuruko could have had more scenes implying her lust towards him even if she is more on the reserved side.
Grade: B

===Age===
Tsuruko is a high school girl, at least for most of the series, and is thus the same age as the other characters. Granted she does seem more mature, but she seems to be 16-17 in the anime at least. She is slightly older in the movie, as well as having a 10-year anniversary image. We also see Tsuruko in the past a lot too, though she's really young so I won't count that. As such, overall Tsuruko does quite well when it comes to her age and being a high school girl.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 69
Average score: 7.7
Final Grade: B

And with that we have finished Tsuruko's blog. What do you think of it?

: Please don't make a joke about the final total...

Don't worry as I'm more mature than that. At least if you request it.

: I was about to say you've done it in the past.

: That said, to think that you would talk about my past in such a way. Even with my relationship with Yukiatsu you explained it fairly well.

That's a relief as I was afraid I'd miss something pretty big. That said it's completely possible that I have, and that since you're written by me here you wouldn't remember.

: What-

Don't think too hard about that. But I do understand you feeling not as attractive as your friend, especially if Yukiatsu still has memories of another girl as well. It makes your self-doubt even stronger, but at least you did confess even if it was a bit out of the blue. Still, I blame the series not putting enough focus on you so that it wouldn't seem so sudden.

: Maybe if it was rewatched there might be things you notice earlier, but it's hard to tell on the first watch-through.

Exactly, and being fair it's been a while since the series so my memory is a little fuzzy. Granted that comes with age unfortunately...

: That is alright, as I understand. At least you're giving me some proof that I am still remembered even now.

But of course, and in a good way too! And being fair your age does quite well too. Granted I wouldn't count your loli form, but you're a teen for most of the series anyway which does decently. I will say that, as I mentioned before, that I'm not too big on your “current” form. Some of that is your lack of glasses of course, but you look way too fancy! Still, I do appreciate you being older.

: Well, at least you prefer me as an adult.

Of course! Granted I wouldn't make a move on you knowing you have feelings for another, but I hope that he can appreciate your gigantic ass now.

*Topaz points to Tsuruko's enormous ass, which was bouncing with every step. She had even burst out of her bottoms, so her fat cheeks were completely exposed. She tries to cover them, to no avail.*

: I can't believe that my ass would become so enormous. It's not two meters, but still pretty close! To think that your blog would have such an affect on me!

I'm not surprised but I still appreciate the beauty my blog causes. That said, Tsuruko also has a great personality!

: That segue sounds awful, Topaz.

I know, “great personality” sounds like an insult. Still, I do like her mature and cool style even if she is hiding a lot of self-depreciation. She's very analytical and serious too, which I like. Even her voice is great, being one of Saori Hayami's early works. Or at least relatively early before she really hit the big time.

: Well, I am glad that I did well, and that you talked about me in a respective manner. Or at least... mostly...

*Tsuruko glances back at her enormous ass, letting out a sigh at how huge it is.*

: And it would appear that you are right. We arrived at my friend's shop just as you finish up the blog.

I knew that the timing would be correct! Granted we weren't exactly walking fast while I was talking, but regardless we've arrived!

*The three of them entered the game shop, looking at the rows of games. A worker seems to be looking through them, noticing them come in.*

: Welcome to the shop and-TSURUKO?!

: Is it really a surprise to see me here?

: I mean we usually meet outside of work, as you say games are a waste of time and energy. But it seems that you have some others here.

: Indeed, as they need help in some kind of video game contest or something. Do you think that you can help them?

: I'm not sure that I can be that helpful, especially with this guy staring at my ass.

*Indeed as Topaz was looking intensely at her ass.*

Sorry, I was just trying to see if I could see your nameSAKE!

*The girl kicks Topaz in the face, knocking him over mid-sentence. He only takes 5 damage though.*

: To think that you would say something like that directly...

: He is quite an idiot at some times. But he did talk about me for his blog.

That's right! And I want to honor my friend by talking about you next!

: A blog about a girl... Wait, are you friends with Zettai?

That I am, though I apologize for taking so long to talk about you!

: Topaz blames being lazy.

That's my excuse for everything though, it's a shame my get-up-and-go got up and left!

: It sounds like you need some sort of ambition, and I can help with that! Don't worry, as I'm sure your blog will be great!

I can only hope so, and see you all later this week. Then we'll return to our normal schedule, so see you then!

*Now that they had met Tsuruko's friend Topaz ends the blog for the day. Who could this sexy assy girl? Find out next time!*

Anime Relations: Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai, Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai 2nd Season

This is the eight-hundred-seventieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz stretches out with the glowing sun above him, and it's a great day with barely any clouds in the sky.*

Man, it sure is great to have summer. Or at least have summer without it being way too warm, as is the case in the blog.

: That's only because you're able to control it somehow. Besides, you rarely leave your house anyway.

I suppose that is fair, but it's summer break and that means that I can enjoy things and relax. Then again, now that the readers are here it's about time to begin our look for the upcoming girl.

: Don't tell me that you're being lazy, Topaz. You need more ambition.

I really do, but in order to have that I'd have to have time to do something outside the usual. This is a busy time of year for me after all, especially for blogs. But let's not dwell on that, as we have a girl to look for!

*Ririchiyo sighs as Topaz runs off, following him to make sure that he didn't get into trouble. He eventually stops at a crepe stand.*

: Topaz... You shouldn't get distracted by food you know. We have a girl we need to be looking for.

I know, but my stomach has been grumbling and it smelled really good! Besides, we don't get crepe carts around here very often!

: That only makes it seem more suspicious!

*The girl behind the counter smiles as the two arrive.*

: Do not worry, as there is nothing suspicious about our desserts!

It looks like a sunny as the day is, we've been greeted by an even sunnier gal!

: Are you saying that 'cause I'm a girl, or because I'm into gyaru fashion?

A little of both.

: Then I appreciate the wordplay. You seem like the type to enjoy a good joke.

Of course! Who wouldn't?

: I mean Topaz does enjoy “jokes”, but it's questionable on the quality...

I do well in both quality AND quantity!

: You do nothing of the sort! And “quantity”? Sure, if making obscure SNES RPG references is a “joke”!

But I enjoy making jokes about things that I know, and to think that you wouldn't understand them!

: The problem is that I do, of which I blame you. And besides, aren't we supposed to be getting a crepe or something? Oh wait, no. You still have to find a girl to talk about!

I mean I did find a girl, or at least I hope she'll be alright with me talking about her.

: Wait a minute, are you THAT Topaz?

Maybe. It depends on if you're asking that because I owe you money or not.

: Topaz, I doubt that you'd owe money to some random girl at a food cart.

I mean maybe she's incognito!

: Nonsense! I've heard about you from my friends Karin and Rina. About how you talked about them and it lead to their asses becoming massive!

Oh, that is indeed me. Unless there's someone out there that has taken over my blog.

: I sure hope not. I mean we've done a lot of other tropes, but a dark doppelganger trying to take over the blog from you sounds awful.

I agree, as I bet they'd be horribly mamocentric and only serve to bother my readers! Fortunately we won't have that problem as I'm not an idiot!

: I would hope not! Besides, my friends told me that it happened while you were in front of them, so I doubt that it could have been anyone else but you.

Then it certainly was me. So what, are you planning on letting me blog you because you want a bigger ass?

: I mean not directly, as I do want to hear what the infamous Topaz has to say about me. But even if I didn't ASS-k I know that you would love to make my bum bigger

*The girl shakes her hips, jiggling her plump cheeks barely fitting in her nice shorts.*

Nice bun pun there!

: And great one yourself too! I can tell that you're quite a pun master!

*Topaz and the girl point to one another in a fingergun-like fashion. Riri shakes her head as she facepalms.*

: I still can't believe that you're doing this, Topaz.

What are you talking about? She's a perfect girl to talk about, and she's one of Zettai's favorite Niji girls too!

: I am glad to hear that, as there's a lot of us. But I'll be glad to hear what you think of me, Topaz.

*The girl is all smiles as Topaz nods.*

In that case let us begin! After all...



And what a great AI-dol she is!

: Great pun!

Thank you, as I figured that you would enjoy it. Though credit for it goes to Zettai.

: Still, it's a great one and I approve of you saying it. I'll probably act more appreciative of him if he talks about me as well.

Makes sense, as he likes you a lot! And I'm sure that he'll love how your ass is getting bigger.

*Ai looks behind her, spinning slightly but eventually grabbing her plump cheeks. Her ass is barely being kept inside her shorts to, so as she rubs she bounces her assflab in a very sexy manner.*

: Eh? Your blog is already causing my ass to become bigger? How lovely, and I am sure that Karin and Rina will be impressed!

I'm certain that they should be, even if Karin's ass would still be even more gargantuan.

: I mean that is no surprise, especially ever since you talked about her! Her glorious cheeks are so huge that she can't wear bottoms and thus her huge cheeks are always exposed, and it stinks!

: I thought you were jealous of Karin's ass? I mean she probably gets more attention compared to you, but it shouldn't be too big of a problem.

: Not that kind of stinks. I mean literally as she refuses to wash it!

Sounds like she might need Zettai to come by and absorb some of that stench.

: He'll be too busy playing with me and my plump ass as I bet he'll appreciate me a lot more at my bigger size. Though I do wonder if the growth caused by your blogs are equivalent to the time spent on them.

I don't think so, as it'll grow up with each section. So it's more plot-based than time-based.

: I see then. So I shouldn't attempt to stall by distracting you then.

True as even a girl as sunny as you won't get a bigger ass just by distracting me with a moon!

: Nice pun! Though I like how you didn't say that me showing my ass wouldn't distract you!

Certainly, as I'm a smart person who can appreciate huge asses! Unlike the loser mamocentric people and other idiots on this website! That said, you are Zettai's girl so I'll try not to leer too much.

: That's good to hear, even if I imagine you'll be enjoying glancing at it so often.

: Also because leer is a terrible move and- Ahem...

*Riri blushes from her sudden interjection, while Topaz and Ai look at her in confusion. The assistant covers her face.*

: ...Just... Just get on with the dumb blog, Topaz!

Understandable. But before we technically begin I have one more thing to talk about.

: Something to talk about? Even before the blog begins? ... Oh wait, this is about my name isn't it?

That it is, and I can see you're happy to hear about it as well.

*Ai does a thumbs up with a beaming smile.*

: But of course! I'm glad to hear that you're approving of “Ai” after having such a problem with it earlier in the year.

I blame people being lazy, which is saying something considering how lazy I am myself! Not only that, but kids and everyone today is being way too reliant on technology. I learned to write the normal way, by pushing BS into documents and making it sound like I know what I'm doing!

: I mean that makes sense considering how long you've been doing this, and the lack of improvement...

I've been slowly improving, I would hope. At least I put more effort into it, even if the plots aren't as great. Though I do appreciate Ai's puns!

: Thank you for pointing that out, as I like it when my words inspire others.

Of course, though you should use your ass to inspire others as well! Anyway, I will say that “Ai” means “love and affection” or so, which is fitting considering how much your fans like Zettai love you!

: Oh? Are you not one of my fans?

I am, but I am willing to take a backseat as I know Zettai likes you more. After all, you aren't a villain so do you think that I'd talk about you otherwise?

: That is a fair point, and I appreciate knowing you like me a lot. Even if you two act like a classic comedy pairing.

: I just need to keep him in line.

True as I'd never get this done if it were up to me. That said, “Miyashita” seems to mean “Temple, shrine, palace” (Miya) and “Under or below” (Shita). Though pardon my French.

: No, I think that's more Japanese, Topaz.

Nice pun with that, and I appreciate you using such silly phrases too. Hopefully I can keep this dialogue up for the entire blog

: That is true, you don't want to say all your jokes at the start of an opening act!

Precisely! And it's time to segue into the main portions so let us begin!

: I approve, so let us move forward!

Exactly! At least as long as we have the actual-non generic Riri here.

: Of course, and to think that you would think otherwise. Wait, was that a reference to my voice?

Indeed!

: Nice VA connection reference, Topaz! Ha ha~

Thank you, and glad that you understand too. It shows that you're experienced with that kind of humor too.

: *sigh* Topaz, it wasn't an actual “joke” you know...

Fair point as I figured I should add it anyway, even if it ended up as a weak joke. Blame me having written this blog before that episode was aired, but regardless let's begin the blog properly!

*Ai cheers as Topaz begins the blog proper.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Ai has pretty decent hair for my tastes, and even has various hairstyles depending on the format. I will mention that her hair is always a light blonde, like a very light shade but still yellow, no matter the series though. In the games she has shoulder length hair, with a slightly messy look to it though she does have a braid over her bangs. This is changed for the anime where Ai instead has long bangs and a ponytail instead of having her hair down. Her sides like this are still fairly long, reaching to her shoulders or so and thus I imagine if her hair was down it would be about that length. Apparently they thought about giving her a flower in her hair, but removed it in order to make her easier to animate. Overall there isn't anything too bad about Ai's hair, even if blonde hair is pretty overdone, and I suppose it is a short length but the gyaru-like ponytail fits her pretty well. I wouldn't have minded seeing her with her hair down more in the anime though.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Ai's eyes, pun not intended, are pretty good even if they aren't exactly to my taste. Granted the color fits really well with her hair color, with a darker golden shade that emphasizes the different yellow shades or at least seems that way to me. She does seem to have tarame due to the roundness of her upper lid, but the corners of Ai's eyes are also pretty high so it is a little hard to tell. Not that it's a bad thing, as I like her corners being high and it's emphasized well much like her upper lid with the eyelashes. She also has very slight lines above her eyes, and barely noticeable eyelashes in her lower outer corners as well. Sadly I don't think that she wears glasses, or at least not commonly. Overall Ai does decently when it comes to her eyes though, with a nice color and shape to her eyes with the nice high corners and eyelashes helping to give a little more fullness.
Grade: B

===Face==
Like a lot of Love Live girls Ai has a very pretty and cute face. The art style is very good for my tastes after all, and she has a small nose and a nice curve to her cheeks and chin. I'll also mention that Ai is often smiling and in a positive, sunny mood which means she has a very bright smile and that helps out. She isn't afraid to show other expressions though, don't get me wrong, but her default seems to be a cheerful smile. That said, there isn't too much to discuss here overall but do know that Ai does quite well when it comes to her face.
Grade: B

: Ah, so this is the blog? It would seem that I'm doing a lot better than I expected and-w-wait, I'm interrupting aren't I?

*Ai blushes slightly as she scratches her cheek. Her excitement is still very cute.*

Not at all, as you spoke up at the precise right time! I always have a bit of downtime between sections like this, and I'd appreciate hearing your opinion on it.

: Ah, I was just thinking you might dislike me for my hairstyle being so changed.

If anything I like the ponytail more than the braid. Not that the braid looks bad of course, other than pulling your bangs to one side or so. It does remind me of Hinaki from Aikatsu though, not that there's anything wrong with that of course.

: Ah, I understand. But with my ponytail you can't appreciate my long sides and hair.

True that having your hair down does look very cute, but your sides are pretty nice still even if you don't cover your ears fully. Plus the ponytail fits with your gyaru style really well.

: Thanks for noticing how fashionable I can be. A lot of guys wouldn't notice such things. Well, guys like you.

True, though I'm not too big on fashion myself either. I just notice outfits that I like, but we'll get to that later. For now, let's keep talking about Ai's head.

: Ah, you mean Masakasu Katsura then~

: Wrong “I's” head, Ai! And besides, that's more of a visual pun than one with pronunciation!

I suppose, but this blog is mostly in text so jokes like that are a lot easier to make. Granted calling them “jokes” may be making them seem more impressive than they actually are.

: Exactly. Not stop horsing around as you have a lot more to talk about with Ai!

: Fine, I won't joke around as much.

A shame, but I'm sure we'll be able to make more jokes soon. That said, since I hadn't brought it up Ai's blonde hair is decent. While over-featured and over-popular it does fit well with her gal side though I would hope that it's naturally that color as I'm not fond of dye. The lighter than usual color looks good though.

: Thank you for appreciating my hair color then, even if it may have held me back.

But of course! It helps that you have golden eyes which fit fairly well with that. I like when hair and eye color match, or at least compliment one another. The shape of Ai's eyes are quite nice too.

: As is that pun, even if you're re-using it!

Darn it, who do I think I am? Toei? Does that mean I can make a not-Mazinger Z robot to fight?

: Don't. Even if you could destroy it you'd probably leave it unguarded in the basement and the dust will somehow rise to power inside it.

That would indeed be awful. Though getting back to Ai's eyes they do look good. Her eyelashes show off the shape well, as do the corners, but it's a shame that she doesn't wear glasses. I blame Love Live for that.

: Love Live needs a permanently glasses-wearing meganekko, like with Ritsuko for example!

Precisely, or Koharu! That said, there's a lot of shows that need to appreciate glasses more. They're the girlass of clothing obviously!

: The girlass of clothing? That sounds too ridiculous, though I do appreciate that both have “g” “l” “a” and two “s's” in a line!

Another good catch! Continuing on with Ai's face, it looks great!

: You think so?

*Ai has a wide beaming smile, even rubbing the back of her neck cutely.*

But of course! Love Live does have a really nice art style for my tastes, and as such the shape of your face is great. I also enjoy your small nose as is often the case.

: I'm glad to hear, though who NOSE what do do with this information!

*Ai cracks herself up, and she wipes her eyes before Topaz continues.*

: I don't know if that was worthy of that much laughter.

Being fair it may have lost something in translation. That said, I enjoyed it quite a bit. I also like Ai's sunny disposition and her often smiling even if she's not afraid to be serious either.

: But of course! That said, I imagine that your blog is far less on the serious side.

Certainly! Though I hope that you won't be the BUTT of jokes now!

: Ah, I see what you mean!

*Ai then shows off her huge ass, even bending over with her cheeks towards Topaz. By bending over she even tears her shorts, causing her sexy assflab to start poking out like soft dough from a container. She cutely tries to cover it up.*

: T-to think that my ass would grow so much that I'd burst out of my shorts like this! Though it doesn't look too bad...

Of course not, as the asses of girls are always excellent! Especially if they become bigger like this, which should happen more often!

: No wonder your blog is so popular then, as my cheeks are easily bigger than three digits!

Bigger than three digits?! That is massive!

: Well, perhaps I should say it's broken the three digit wall.

I suppose that makes more sense, though it is a lot smaller. Regardless more anime girls need three-digit asses, especially compared to how mamocentric characters can become. That said, speaking of your body perhaps we'll continue onto the next sections.

: Sounds like a plan to me, as I await hearing what you have to say!

*With that Topaz continues on with his blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
We actually have measurements, and they're all pretty good here. Ai is 163 cm tall and her three sizes are 84/53/86 and her blood type is A. Blood type doesn't mean too much to me, but I do approve of her being bottom heavy. Granted she doesn't show off too much, be it in the show or official art which is unfortunate. She does seem to be curvy, but not in an overly noticeable way either. Still, overall it's good that Ai is bottom heavy even if she should show off her fat ass more though we could say that about a lot of Love Live girls. We really could have used more moments in Nijigasaki where the girls show off well, and by that I mean their asses of course.
Grade: B

===Chest===
As mentioned before Ai has a chest of 84, which while not flat isn't that big either. She's a fair size I'd say, being in the medium range and isn't too shown off either. This helps her out, so overall Ai does alright here even with some curve to her chest.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Ai, as perhaps is expected, has a lot of various outfits which help her out in this area. She does usually wear the school uniform which consists of a white shirt with a tan cardigan over it (though she also wears it around her waist occasionally), a green plaid skirt, and short socks sadly. It's not too bad, but I do like her casual and fashionable clothes as they seem more unique (including a cute hat in the second season). Ai is definitely a gyaru when it comes to her clothing, especially in the game, and in the anime she has a lot of outfits including various idol outfits, a basketball uniform, and many other clothes as well. Her character color seems to be orange, which I'm not too big on when it comes to hair color but looks alright when put against Ai's hair and eye colors. I'm not a fan that her bikini in official art has shorts rather than a bottom, but she does have things like a yukata, a devil outfit, wedding dress, and miko among others as well. Overall while I wouldn't mind seeing Ai in more fanservice outfits she has a good amount of good ones even if she could show off her nice ass more in particular.
Grade: B+

: Hey, it does look like you were more into fashion than you though! You've talked about a lot of my clothes after all.

Just because I talk about clothes doesn't mean that I'm into fashion. I just want to be thorough as far as talking about your design, and your clothes are a part of it. It is especially good when you wear various outfits for all the cards.

: That is often the case when it comes to idol mobile games I suppose.

Nothing wrong with that, as it shows the girls in a variety of outfits. The only issue for me is finding them all, and I don't mean because I play the game either. I just hope that I went over enough clothes to do well.

: Don't sweat it, Topaz! It looks like you liked all of my outfits.

Most certainly! Things like the devil outfit, wedding dress, and miko all look great, and I like your sporty outfits as well! The only thing I would say is-

: You think that I should have a more standard school uniform, don't you? Nuh-uh! I gotta show off my fashion sense somehow!

That's certainly not a problem, and I do like how even your school uniform shows off your gal side. What I was going to say is that it would have been better had you shown off more.

: Eh? S-show off more?

*Ai cutely blushes.*

: What do you mean by that?

Well, I was hoping that you'd show off your ass more in-series. Assy outfits would have helped to inspire people, but sadly I don't think that you've worn a gym uniform with buruma or something similar. Even your bikini has shorts!

: Granted that was just things that Topaz could find, and he's not exactly great at looking.

I mean I still found a lot of outfits, but it is true that there may have been something that I missed.

: Don't worry, as I'm sure your research went well. After all, you still got fairly CLOTHES~

Nice pun, ha ha~

*Topaz giggles from Ai's silly clothes/close joke, even if Riri sighs.*

: Great, now there's two of them...

That's quite a compliment, though I'm not sure for which of us. That said, as mentioned Ai really should show off her body more.

: Well, if you insist I suppose I can.

*Ai then turns around again and shows off her huge ass, which had broken free completely from her shorts. She even uses her panties to jiggle her assflab, her cheeks rippling from their size and exposure. She even ends up sitting on a crepe, getting cream all over her ass.*

: Oh no! There's no way anyone would want to eat that now!

Save it for Zettai, as I'm sure he'll love it. And he'll love licking your cheeks clean too, so no need to wash up.

: But it might be months or years before she meets him!

: Sounds like he's the type of guy who would love it if I didn't bathe until then.

Precisely. And if only you showed off your ass like this in the series proper. And it was this gigantic.

: It is a shame, but Japan would never greenlight a girl as assy as this.

Sadly, which is why it is my mission to help out as many girls as possible! And to talk about them as well.

: What a noble mission.

*The sarcasm is obvious in Riri's expression and tone.*

That said, Ai does have a fairly curvy body and is even slightly bottom heavy which always helps out. I do appreciate having measurements as well, unlike with Superstar unfortunately. Speaking of said measurements I'm glad that Ai is fairly middle of the pack when it comes to her chest size too. Granted even smaller could have helped, but sometimes gyaru are on the bigger side so it's a relief to see one that isn't. Granted she isn't the tanned sort, so maybe that's why...

: Topaz! It's rude to talk about skin color like that!

Fair, but I wouldn't mind having tanned Love Live girls is all. It would add a little bit of variety, even if it would probably cause idiots to come to the franchise.

: I'm sure that there's already idiots around...

Sadly that is often the case, especially yuri freaks and overbearing idol fanboys. That said, since we've talked about Ai's body and clothing well enough how about we begin with her personality?

: Sounds like a great plan! Let us continue forward through the blog!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
As mentioned back with her face, Ai has a very great, sunny personality. She's nice, kind, and happy to most people and even likes cracking jokes. It seems she picked this up from Emma, but it is a far stronger trait for Ai. She is sociable and friendly, making friends easily no matter where she goes, but just because Ai looks a gal don't think that she's vapid either. She gets good grades and does well in school, and is very caring and empathetic as well. I'll also mention that she can be loud (meaning in a boisterous way, not in a volume way) and high-energy at times, but I mean that in a good way as she seems like a fun girl to hang around with too. As a gyaru Ai does like fashion and games, and has a soft spot for candy too. Her parents seem to work at a family restaurant too, and she cutely has a fear of thunder as well. The main issue is that Ai is a “secondary” character when it comes to the plot of Nijigasaki and as a result she doesn't get a lot of screentime or focus. It's understandable as there's a lot of characters, but Ai gets left behind even with her cute personality traits. I do like how they talk about her backstory and how she was picked over a friend for a job when said friend was the one that pulled Ai into the audition for her own confidence. Still, not having a lot of screentime is her biggest issue really, as overall Ai has a very cute and positive personality and I like jokers quite a bit too. Natsumi Murakami does a great job with Ai too, giving her a very cute voice and other roles she's done include Ako from Aikatsu Stars (as well as Yume from Mewkledreamy but I don't know much about that series).
Grade: B

===Libido==
Like a lot of Nijigasaki girls Ai doesn't show off a lot here. Though she does have two strong yuri candidates, both of which I've mentioned before. Rina is fairly obvious as Ai is seen a fair bit with her and in the game she's even the one who came up with the Rina-chan Board. Meanwhile Ai also pairs well with Karin as the two make up Diver Diva. Not much to talk about as Ai doesn't talk too much about this, at least in the anime, but overall she doesn't do poorly either.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Ai, like a lot of Nijigasaki girls, doesn't have an official age. She is a second year though, and we do know that her birthday is May 30th as well. I do like how she's the older one in her relationship with Rina, while with Karin she's the younger one which is fitting of the “middle year class” I suppose xD. That said, overall Ai does decently when it comes to her age even if there isn't an “official” number for years but her class year and birthday
Grade: B

Total Grades: 72
Average score: 8.0
Final Grade: B

And with that Ai's blog is complete!

: Hurrah! Er, I mean because you've finished and not intended to be an insult.

Don't worry as I understand, though it sounds like you enjoyed having me talk about you.

: But of course! You said a lot of good things and liked me, even if I am more to your friend's taste. That said, I also love how much bigger my ass is as a result!

*Ai once again bends over, but as she knocks over things inside the food truck in a sexy manner due to going all Ass-zilla. She eventually leaves, with her fat cheeks looking much bigger than when she started.*

: That was rough to get out, but now I can show you properly!

True true, as the counter was partially in the way before. But now we'll be able to see your beautiful fat ass freely, and look at those cheeks!

: For someone so sunny it seems Ai has quite the MOON on her!

: Good one there! I knew that you could do it!

*Ai laughs as she puts her arm around Riri's neck, leaning on her in a friendly way.*

It looks like you two are getting along really nicely. Though I'm surprised you can stand shoulder-to-shoulder like that with how enormous your asses are.

: True, as she must have been talked about by you before too. But don't worry, as our soft cheeks can squeeze tight!

Sounds sexy!

: S-stop being perverse, Topaz!

Fine... But I will still compliment her in that if she said things like that in the series her libido would be much higher!

: I blame Love Live not wanting idols to date or say perverse things like that. At least in our season.

Makes sense, though the games are different of course. I haven't played them either, so I don't know what happens. Still, Ai has a nice relationship with both Karin and Rina, which means she has both a potential older and younger “love interest”.

: Still, I'm glad to hear that I still do well.

But of course! And even if you don't have an “official” age I still enjoy having enough information knowing that you're a second year student. Granted your birthday isn't anything special but having it is useful as well.

: Be that as it MAY, it has been AGEs since someone has brought that up.

*The two of them giggle, with Riri even snickering from the obvious puns.*

: See? I knew that you'd appreciate my jokes Riri!

: Indeed. You've broken my walls, and caused me to laugh at something so dumb...

I mean you do it with me all the time! Even if you complain I know you like my bad jokes!

: Only sometimes, though to think that you'd admit that they're awful sometimes!

I mean it happens, especially when I've been writing as long as I have. That said, I'm still enjoying it even if it does take a lot of my time. Still, talking about great girls like Ai makes it worth it!

: Thank you as I appreciate hearing what you have to say!

Makes sense as you're a great and friendly girl! Or “gal” as the case would be. That said, even with your looks it isn't like you're dumb either. Not that I'm saying that gyaru are stupid, but it's more that they look the type who wouldn't pay attention in class. Ai isn't like that at all and is quite smart too, which is another plus for her.

: Of course, as my name is “Ai” so I have to get “A”s~

: You know that's a stretch, right?

: I mean even Topaz says bad jokes sometimes, and I have to try doing well with wordplay however I can~

Makes sense, though I apologize if the blog isn't as full of wordplay as it could be. Still, I do like your joking personality and sunny optimism, and you're also quite talkative but in a good and friendly way too! The only problem is that there's so many Niji girls that you may not shine as much as you may have deserved.

: I blame Kasumi.

Kasumi really is the most troublesome Niji member, isn't she... I will also mention that Ai's voice is really great and lovely too. Though Ako deserves more love.

: It seems my VA really likes playing idols in shows for young girls!

That they do, though I wouldn't count Love Live in with that. Still, you are a pretty cool idol and help out a lot with the other girls. You're a great girl Ai, even if Zettai likes you even more.

: That sounds unbelievable considering how much you've praised me!

I mean you are a great girl that deserves a lot of praise! Even if it took me a while to take a look at you...

: Don'tcha worry about that, Topaz! I'm just glad to be talked about, and I'll appreciate this enormous ass you've blessed me with!

*Ai proudly shows off her immense ass, even bending over and mooning Topaz with her bare cheeks. She shakes her hips too, showing off how beautiful her ass is.*

: But now that you've talked about me, I suppose that it is time to be going.

True, which is unfortunate but it happens. Hopefully we'll see you some other time, as we have other girls to take a look at.

*Ai waves cheerfully as Topaz and Riri start to leave.*

: So do you know who you'll be talking about next?

Well, it's my birthday on Sunday so-

*He is interrupted by a scream for help. The two turn around and see a big crane on a helicopter picking Ai up.*

: HELP! HELP! I'm being kidnapped by a HELPicoptor!

Even in a predicament like this she's still cracking jokes... sniff...

: This is no time to be proud of her! We've got to go and save her!

*An ominous figure looks out of the window, though the face is too obscured to make out who it is.*

Hopefully it's not a terrible dictator!

????: No! Though I am a villain! I will be at the video game tournament, awaiting you to fight your way through the battles!

Oh no! How horrible, taking idols prisoner! We have to do something about this!

????: I will like to see you try! Mwa ha ha!

: Help me, Topaz! Riri!

: Of course!

We'll be right on it!

*With that Topaz and Riri head to the video game tournament, fortunately held at the Colosseum. They were far slower than the helicopter, obviously, but as Topaz goes inside he quickly rolls out looking all disheveled.*

: W-what was all that?!

It seems that the world of competitive gaming is a lot harder than I expected. I didn't even make it a few steps in before they all glared at me! It was everything I could do to not vomit from the “aura” AKA body odor they had either.

: Darn it, those Smash players are obviously the first obstacle in our challenge!

I must need some training to match their talents, even if it's only for a short amount of time. I bet that if we look around there would be someone useful around here to talk to for advice. Like... YOU!

*Topaz surprises a meganekko, who jumps from being pointed at.*

: E-EH?! Me? What do you want me to do?

I need your help to compete in this video game tournament!

: I don't think I'd be able to help you, but I do have a friend who can. Probably. I'm far too busy for-

Nonsense, as I know that you'll make a great girl to talk about next! Even with your problems.

: Like I said I'm to... Wait, problems?

You'll find out soon enough, but it seems that this is the end for now! See you all soon!

: What problems?!

*With the meganekko wondering what Topaz is talking about, he closes out the blog. Be sure to catch this next time, even if it'll be on an odd date!*

Anime Relations: Love Live! Superstar!! 2nd Season, Love Live! Superstar!! 3rd Season

This is the eight-hundred-sixty-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We rejoin the blog at school, where Topaz and Riri met with Shiki last week. He's currently talking to a girl with a red bun, though I don't mean her ass.*

And that's why you should let me talk about you.

: EH?! Not only did you fail to give me any evidence, you didn't even tell me anything! The last blog seems like it just ended, and now you think you've convinced me to let you talk about my personal things!

: He's not going to be that invasive, you know.

Sounds sexy!

: It is things like that which makes me not want to have you talk about me, Topaz. You're a sick pervert!

Hey now, I may be a pervert but “sick”? No, I'm a very elegant and gentlemanly pervert, thank you very much!

: You're only gentlemanly in comparison to some of the awful people on the internet, Topaz.

I suppose that is fair... But still, you shouldn't have to worry about me saying anything bad! The “worst” thing is that your ass will grow to an immense size, and despite idiots saying otherwise and Japan needing to appreciate fat girlasses more, that's only a good thing!

: Huh?! Are you kidding? Look at how huge you've made Shiki's ass!

*She then fondles Shiki's ass, making the normally kuudere beauty blush and moan. She's even bent over a desk, feeling the redhead's fingers sink into her assflab.*

: S-stop... Don't...

: See? No one needs this much flab! You're slowly poisoning the girls you talk with!

: Don't spread such misinformation, as the only poison comes from Zettai's girls!

He needs to do a better job of absorbing them it seems. That said, it looks like you're really enjoying fondling Shiki. You're even drooling...

*The girl realizes what she was doing and stops, her face blushing and having small pupils.*

: T-that was merely a fluke! And I wasn't DROOLING!

: You were. You even got it on your open collar.

: Aw man, did I-

*She looks while Shiki looks proud of tricking her friend.*

: D-don't try to get me to admit that, Shiki! And you'll never talk about me either, Topaz! I know how humiliating this will be, and you shouldn't be talking about girls without their permission!

*The redhead is scolding Topaz with her finger out.*

: So you had better quit right now while you're ahead!

Ahead? I barely get any readers at all!

: Then no one will miss you, not even your dedicated reader.

: Nonsense as Topaz isn't ready to throw in the towel yet!

Exactly, I still have a few more years in me! Hopefully at least!

: Then you are going to have to find out someone else to talk about, as I'm not going to let you! And there's nothing that you can do to convince me, even by saying that my ass will become huge!

Darn, there goes something that often works! Or is at least neutral in nature.

: Do not worry. I can help out Topaz. Let me convince her.

: I doubt that you, my old friend Shiki, could say anything to get me to let Topaz blog me. I want to see you try!

*Time passes and we end up returning to see that Shiki had facesat her friend with her enormous ass that needed two seats. The girl's body was trembling but was engulfed so much that she couldn't speak.*

If only more series would have sexy facesitting scenes like this! But alas-or should I say... “No ass”!

: That's a terrible pun, Topaz.

Most of mine are.

: So have you learned your lesson?

: MMPPHHH!

*She struggles and smacks against Shiki's gargantuan ass, jiggling the facesitting assflab.*

: I'll take that as a “yes”. So are you going to agree to Topaz's blog?

: MMMPPHH!

*The girl squirms but once she realized she had no hope in moving Shiki she gave up. Each cheek probably weighted as much as she did after all, and she couldn't move her facesitting friend. She even gives a thumbs up, if weakly from the lack of air. Shiki is Topaz's girl, and didn't want to knock the redhead out either.*

: I knew that you would agree.

*She gets up and we see the redhead looking disheveled.*

: I don't know, Topaz. This seems like duress and you shouldn't do something like that.

I know that if Shiki did that to me I'd do anything that she would want to...

: In that case, how about we see for sure?

Sounds like a very sexy kind of science-

: Hold it! Topaz, you can't get distracted! You're supposed to be talking about me, even if I do like Shiki and other idols quite a bit!

That is a very good point. So are you going to let me talk about you?

*She folds her arms and looks to the side.*

: F-fine... Whatever. Just don't take too long or to be too invasive.

I'll try my best, but I understand your reactions as well. As such, let me say that...



: Phew. At least you'll be able to use my name properly now...

Of course, as I like waiting until the girl is introduced to use her name. It keeps some mystery, I think.

: What “mystery”? Anyone reading this blog will surely know who I am!

I mean that is true. I blame tradition, and wanting you to approve of me talking about you before we continue. Plus since we know your name I can properly talk about that as well!

: Is he always this easily distracted?

: You don't know the half of it sometimes...

: That said, it seems that your ass is starting to grow too as well Mei.

*Shiki pokes against Mei's cheeks, which were partially exposed now that her cheeks have grown. Said ass jiggles as she blushes and tries to cover it with her skirt which doesn't work.*

: H-hey! To think that you would start poking my ass like that! It seems very rude!

: Didn't you fondle my cheeks earlier? This is just revenge.

: Q-Quiet about that! Besides, I was trying to prove that your big ass isn't impressive but it turns out that I'll soon be having it.

Certainly, which will improve your sexiness a lot!

: I don't care about such things!

: Oh? So you do not want to fit in with me? Or Natsumi? Or Sumire-senpai?

: Eh?! Topaz has talked to that many Liella members?!

That I have, and I imagine that I'll talk about a lot more to come too! Even if I might take a break from idols for a while after this month, since as good as they are I've done a lot lately.

: To think that you've talked to a lot of idols, but now you're talking about me... No, I can't get excited for this.

Go right ahead as I want to hear what you have to say Mei! Both about the blog in general and about all the sections I'll talk about. Though I imagine you'll love how huge your ass will become~

: I highly doubt that, but I suppose that hearing people like you talk about idols in a positive fashion cannot hurt.

But of course! And I'm sure that you girls will be able to figure out assy dance numbers and you'll be famous all over! More famous I mean.

: By “assy dance numbers” do you mean where we show off our fat asses in particular or just being conscious of the size of all the asses in the group?

Yes. I mean having such huge asses means you have to know where you're all positioned, but showing off your asses is very important as well.

: I can see what sort of blog this is going to be...

*Mei sighs.*

: Do not worry as Topaz does quite well when it comes to his blogs. He shall take it seriously!

Indeed, or at least mostly seriously. Do not forget that we need to look at your name first! Mei is a very cute name, but it doesn't mean too much in katakana. However, in Chinese it seems to mean “bud, sprout” and “clothing, garment”. At least from what I have read. It is a very cute name for a cute girl.

: W-wait, you think I'm cute?

*Mei blushes nervously.*

But of course! Like a lot of Love Live girls, as the art style suits me really well!

: Oh...

Don't be depressed as I don't mean anything bad about that!

*Shiki places her arm over Mei's neck.*

: Do not worry, Mei. You have me!

: E-enough of that silliness! Topaz has more to say about me!

*She pushes Shiki away, having small pupils cutely.*

That I do. From what I can see “Yoneme” is a rare but real last name and seems to mean “rice woman”. “Yone” in particular can mean “rice, paddy”.

: Sounds more like Hanayo than Mei...

: It is not like I get to pick out my name, you know...

Fair point. But it is still a pretty name, much like with Shiki's.

: M-my name is pretty?

: No, your name is “Mei”.

*Shiki's seriousness adds the humor of the statement even if Mei ends up glaring at her.*

: I can't believe you'd make such a dumb joke.

: Then I have some bad news, as Topaz is talking about you.

Hey, it's not like all I can say are dumb jokes! Sometimes I make obscure references or other silly things! But I do suppose now that we've talked about Mei's name it's time to continue onward with the blog.

: I understand, but don't be saying anything too embarrassing!

*Mei is blushing as Topaz begins the blog proper.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Mei has a fairly cute, thematic, and somewhat unique hair style. It does make it hard to cosplay apparently, but that doesn't matter for my blog. Her red hair is pretty cute and balances well with Shiki's blue, and I like how Mei's hair goes over her shoulders too. I also like Mei's cute bun on the left side of her head, and the ahoge coming from it seems to be intended to look like a musical note even if I can't see it. The ahoge is a bit too long for it, but the bun is pretty cute. Granted it does make her hair look shorter than it is, due to a lot of her hair being pulled into her bun. She looks better with her hair down, like in one of the EDs. I will say that Mei's bangs are decent but not spectacular either, being a nice length but only amounting to like three strands hanging down. Occasionally she'll also wear a baseball cap which is cute, and overall Mei doesn't have a strong hair style for me but her bun is cute and I like the red color. Her bangs could use more volume, and I do like longer hair more still.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
This is definitely Mei's worst area, and it's her own fault. Not that she has blue eyes, though that is certainly a flaw. It is a pretty blue, and it contrasts with Shiki's eye and hair color, but it's still not great as blue is such an overused eye color. Speaking of her pupils, when she's excited or surprised her eyes become small and cat-like. She does at least have a pretty decent tsurime which looks nice, with an added emphasis line on top and some pretty nice eyelashes including corners too. People in show talk about her squinting a lot or glaring, but that's because Mei is nearsighted. And yes, that means that she SHOULD wear her glasses but she doesn't! As if Love Live needs another character it takes glasses away from, as this sort of thing only angers me! I'm not sure if I remember any moment where she's wearing them anyway, which could have happened but with Love Live chances are they didn't have her wear them at all! This sort of trolling isn't Natsumi-level, but I still take offense! Other than the glasses trolling Mei isn't that bad, with a nice shape despite her moderate issues with the overdone eye color. I also like her pupils becoming small to emphasize her expressions too.
Grade: C

===Face==
Like a lot of Love Live girls Mei has a very cute face. This is both in art style and expressions, as even as a tsundere she has a difficult time hiding her emotions so they're quite exaggerated. Though I will mention that she h as a small dot nose which I like as well as small features in general which is quite nice. Her only minus or so is that she tends to drool while watching idols, but it only happens occasionally. Still, overall Mei does quite well when it comes to her face, even if she doesn't stand out too much either.
Grade: B

*Mei is grumbling as Topaz glares at her.*

: W-what?! You're staring at me and especially after I let you talk about me in such a way.

Oh, I don't mean to be rude. I just want the obvious.

: T-the obvious?!

*Mei blushes again and bends over, shaking her ass. It is obviously bigger since she last showed it.*

Very nice! Your cheeks seem to each be bigger than your head!

: You like that, you sicko!

I told you before, I'm not a pervert. Though I will say that a sharp tongue does turn me on a little. BUTT as appealing as your ass is that isn't what I meant. I intended that you should know what you're missing!

: Eh?! Not my ass? But then what?

: Oh boy...

*Ririchiyo rolls her eyes as Topaz is about to go into detail.*

Is it not obvious, especially with what I've just been talking about? I want you to wear your glasses! Sheesh! It's like Love Live hates me in particular sometimes! Not as much as Zettai of course, though that was mostly due to Superstar trolling Sumire and Natsumi losing his birthday. But regardless I dislike that there is such a problem with Love Live girls wearing their glasses! Mei doesn't wear hers, even if she obviously needs them! She couldn't even see the other girls hiding poorly due to her poor vision!

: Eh?! They were spying on me?

: Of course. Then again you spied on them too because you loved idols but couldn't believe you could become one yourself.

: I-I eventually came around, even if you had to help me.

Now if only you'd come around and wear your glasses! I couldn't even find images of you wearing them either, so I can't say if they're good or not! It really sucks as you'd do a lot better, even if you do have some other problems with your eyes!

: EH?! Further problems? You're the one with the problems!

That's why I wear GLASSES! Even if they can't help with the colorblind issues apparently. Speaking of color that's the main issue. Granted Mei's blue eyes do match Shiki's hair, as with the opposite, but Shiki is a lot more appealing as far as hair and eye color. That said, I do like the shape of your eyes too Mei. It is a very lovely tsurime you have, and even if it's due to you squinting I do like your glare.

: Really? People usually seem to think that my glare makes me look aggressive.

I mean sorta, but I like dominant girls like that. Your eyelashes and corners look very nice as well. And even if I do like Shiki's blue more I don't actually dislike your red hair. It looks cute and fits with your personality, and also contrasts well with your friend too.

: The bun is very unique as well.

: T-thank you for the praise...

Of course as it looks very cute even if I the music note reference is lost on me.

: Because you can't read music? Completely understandable, heh.

What do you mean? I know music notes. I used to be in band.

: A good one?

I mean I played baritone in a marching band for school. But I can still identify music notes and the tail end is way too long for an eighth note. That said, it is a cute idea even if it causes Mei to pull her hair back. At least she has SOME bangs but it's not a great look for her and her three bananas.

: She's not Panty, Topaz.

Man that's an old joke though, even if the series has finally come back. Regardless I would have liked to seen Mei with her hair down more. And in glasses so that I can judge them. Grumble I can't even compliment her if she wears them now as I'd have no clue as to what they look like...

: To think that you would judge me so poorly due to my lack of glasses.

Well, it's not entirely the lack of glasses. If it was just that you would have done a little better. But no, you like far too many Love Live girls don't even wear them even if you DO need them! Down with contacts!

: At least her face is decent.

More than decent, even if she doesn't stand out too much among other Love Live girls. That isn't bad, and even if she's a tsundere she's the good sort and shows off a lot of cute expressions. I also like how her pupils become small like a cat's when she's surprised.

: E-EH!? My eyes do that?!

*Mei recoils in surprise.*

: I thought you knew...

: Possibly at one point, but it's not like it's something I try to do! That said, it seems like outside of my lack of glasses you like my head pretty well.

That I do, so boo Love Live not appreciating glasses! You in particular are bad as I don't know if you wore them at all, which is unfortunate! That said, we still have a lot to talk about!

: Then get going, as we don't have all day!

: It's summer, so we should...

: Q-quiet about that! Besides, I don't want to stay at school all day!

Fair enough, so let's continue with the blog!

*With that Topaz heads to the next sections of Mei's blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Mei is another idol who is on the more petite side of things, even if like the other Superstar girls we don't have many measurements. We only know that she is 155 cm tall and blood type A, which is a shame as her three sizes could have been useful. Still, she's pretty slender and possibly the flattest member of Superstar (though it's not like any of them stick out that much). However, despite having the same pool moment as Shiki and Natsumi she doesn't show off as she's relaxing in an inner tube. We only really see her slender body which isn't that bad, but it would have helped if she got an ass shot. Shiki and Natsumi got some, so Mei should have after all! I suppose that it's not a huge issue, but it would have at least helped out. The two pics of her in a possibly ass-showing pose in the card game makes her seem slim or covered, boo trolling with skirts! Otherwise Mei does decently, even if she could have used moments that showed off her body more.
Grade: B-

===Ches t===
Again as mentioned previously Mei might be the smallest girl in Superstar, but it's hard to say. After all, a good amount of the girls seem fairly slender too so I can't be sure. Still, not being mamocentric helps her out and her slim build gives her an advantage here. Overall not too much to say, as like with before Mei doesn't show off too much, but she still seems slim which helps out. Lacking accurate measurements hurts as well.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Mei has pretty great clothes which fit being an idol including being so into them as well. She has the same uniform as Natsumi and Shiki, with the blazer and grey jumper over a white shirt, but I will mention Mei doesn't wear her ribbon and keeps the collar of her shirt open. She also has a lot of cute idol outfits, as well as a red bikini that she wears to the pool and the various winter clothes she wears on a visit to Kinako's place. Official art helps Mei out too, adding things such as a devilish outfit, a waitress outfit, a flight attendant, a yukata, and likely many more outfits as well. Still, overall Mei has a lot of great outfits even if nothing really sticks out too much but don't take that too hard as a minus either. Her clothes are still fairly cute!
Grade: B

: E-EH?! I didn't do as well as Shiki! I mean my ass isn't as big as hers-

*Mei swings her ass, nearly knocking Topaz over with her much bigger size. Her cheeks have nearly burst out of her panties, though due to the larger size her underwear is wedged deep.*

: And yet I didn't do as well!

Hey now! As much as I appreciate ass attacks, I'd rather they be intentional! Though comedy-themed ones are good too I suppose. Girls just need more ass attacks I suppose.

: Is this really the time and place for that?

I mean Mei just nearly smacked me with her fat cheeks...

: Not intentionally, maybe. But I wanted to show you how much bigger I am and-

: Topaz is not able to discuss your size as it currently is, Mei. It would be unfair, especially with it still growing so much. It would also not be fair to other girls in the past.

: O-oh...

Exactly, I can only use official things technically. Sadly you lack measurements and are kinda short, at least compared to the other girls. Though there isn't too much of a difference I suppose.

: Yeah, I bet you like girls like Shiki more!

: I mean I had a memetic ass shot, which is a lot more than can be said about you.

: O-Oh... I see. I thought that Topaz was judging me on just my body and-

I mean your body is fairly slender but that's not something I mind too much. Other than your ass being skinny I suppose, but that happens far too often. I do like your slim body Mei, and you have a nice waist and stomach too. I just wish that you could have shown off more!

: T-this isn't that type of show! And that sounds perverse!

: I mean I had a memetic ass shot-

: You already said that!

*Shiki touches her forehead cutely, still having a serious expression.*

: It bears repeating.

If only more girls got ass shots like you did, and weren't butt and switches! Though hopefully Nagi gets more shots of her fine ass in future episodes, even if I shouldn't bring up other shows. Still, Mei could have done better if she showed off more. Or had her three sizes, though that's an issue with Superstar in general.

: I blame them trying to hard to be “safe” despite the anime being able to show asses. Luckily no one noticed I suppose.

At least as far as people would complain, which is fortunate. Luckily Mei does a lot better when it comes to her chest, as that's slender which is good and she doesn't seem too jealous.

: Why would I be jealous of useless flab?!

Precisely!

: Were you not jealous of my backside earlier? Then again, I do suppose that is not “useless”...

Right! And Mei also has pretty decent clothes as well. The school uniform is decent though I do like the little bit of customization with her collar and lack of ribbon. It makes her look rougher, fitting with her personality type.

: You calling me some kind of ruffian?!

I mean you aren't, though you do have a rough manner of speech that I probably haven't been able to emulate. Then again such a thing is something I'm not very good with.

: And being fair your poor writing doesn't help either.

True about that. Even after all these years I still aren't very good at writing.

: Don't say that in the middle of my blog, Topaz! It'll make me look bad!

That's not talking about you, as you're a great topic to talk about. I'm just not very skilled at writing or making things as interesting as they deserve. That said, Mei does have some nice idol clothes, and a lot of the official art images help out too. The devilish outfit in particular looks really good.

: P-pervert...

I mean we've been over this before. It's not like it's showing off too much, though does show your belly button.

: Not my belly button! You'll steal it!

I'm not even sure HOW that would work! I'm not even a thunder god!

: There's no need to take it so seriously, Topaz.

True true, as blogs like this are much more casual as you should be able to tell. Though hopefully people enjoy my comedic stylings.

: Comedic? I thought it was just you being dumb!

: You have fooled me as well! Especially when you look like such a fool in general!

I'm glad that-hey! Not that I'm offended, but it still seemed to imply that I look foolish!

: I mean you are talking about anime girls on the internet.

But people do that all the time! Sadly too much, as normies need to get out of the hobby and stop ruining it for people.

: That is certainly true... n-not that I have seen people try to troll online or anything!

: Suspicious...

Only a little, but I imagine that Mei talks about idols online with others. That said, how about we continue with the blog?

: S-sounds good to me!

*With that Topaz continues the blog, with Mei listening close.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Mei is a somewhat complicated character, but she's still quite enjoyable and I like her. She comes off as rough and hard to talk to, but it's mostly because Mei is incredibly shy. She also has a complex about her appearance, though I don't see the issue other than Mei should wear her glasses but she can easily fix that. As a result she doesn't like being stared at, but I imagine that being an idol has helped that out. Speaking of idols, she's a really big fan of idols and even has collectors editions of DVDs and things. However, she refuses to admit it and even when getting caught spying on the practices Mei tries to act like she's not into them. Fortunately with Shiki pushing her she eventually joins the group. Thanks to Mei's skill at the piano she ends up helping with the music composition with Ren, also being video game buddies as well. Overall, even if she definitely has some tsundere issues Mei is a fairly cute and likable character. It helps that she's not the violent type of tsundere and ends up helping out and participating in what she was so afraid of being open about enjoying. Mei is voiced by Akane Yabushima, who doesn't have any other roles but performs Mei quite well. Though on the topic of her speech we can't forget that she has a rude tone and even seems to use Yakuza slang though I don't know exactly what that means (I found it discussed on the Japanese Pixiv) but I still feel I should mention it.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Mei is fairly similar to Shiki from last week in this regard, which make sense as they're implied to be a strong yuri couple. Or at least as strong as implications can give, I suppose, as nothing is official. They were middle school friends in the past and they look out for one another pretty well. Sadly Mei is the tsundere one and that hurts her a little, even if she still has cute moments. There was also a time when the characters thought she was dating Ren, but they were just gaming together. I might also say that Mei loves idols as well, but I don't think it's sexual in nature either so it doesn't help her here. Still, even with the yuri pairing Mei is held back by being a tsundere and not admitting her feelings due to feeling embarrassed about them so overall she does alright I suppose but not great.
Grade: B-

===Age===
As with a lot of Superstar girls, Mei doesn't have an actual listed age. She starts in the second season as a first year, and is in the second year in the third season, much like with Natsumi and Shiki prior. So she's about their age I'd say. Mei's birthday is October 29th as well. Overall there isn't too much to talk about as she's a fairly average high school girl, so Mei does decently when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 67
Average score: 7.4
Final Grade: B-

And with that, this week's blog is complete!

: Congratulations, Mei. You have been blogged.

*She claps cutely.*

: Don't condescend me, especially as Topaz could have given me a far better score!

Most of your issues are with your eyes though, and if you had worn glasses you would have done better! Granted blue eyes aren't great, but otherwise you're decent.

: You say that, but I did poorly so often!

It's not that you did poorly though! Granted your libido could have been better, but I blame that mainly on you being a tsundere and not admitting your love of idols. You even drool for them!

: N-no I don't!

: I'm pretty sure that you drooled while fondling my ass earlier.

: NO I DID NOT!

*Mei's loudness did not mask the lie she was saying.*

: Stop picking on me too, Narrator!

Now now, calm down. I never said it was awful, but it isn't something that I enjoy. If only you were dominant, as even with Shiki she seems to be the one who pulls you along.

: Now you're just splitting hairs, as all she did was encourage me to become an idol! Er, I-I mean!

: I am a very important friend for Mei as well.

That's certainly true, as the two of you do make for the strongest yuri-ish pair in Superstar. The color contrasts work well even if it's unfortunate for Mei, and even your personalities contrast too. There's nothing wrong with Mei's tsundereness, other than her not being dominant but at least she's not smacking people. And at least she does eventually become what she loves most, and I appreciate her being into idols as well.

: Because you are?

Yes, but only fictional ones obviously. But I like her dedication to what she likes even while hiding it, and I like her pairing with Ren for music too as it was cool to see unusual pairings like that. Her voice is very pretty as well.

: P-PRETTY?!

*Mei flusters and blushes, pressing her fingertips together.*

: W-well, if you're going to say things like that, who am I to argue.

I'm glad to hear that you're finally believing in me. That said, your age is pretty decent and does well even if there's not much to say about a first-to-second year high school student. Still, you do fairly well there too, even if overall you only do alright. But there's nothing wrong with that either, and you need to wear your glasses more.

: At least she isn't a villain for that.

: A villain? Why would I be a villain for not wanting to look like a nerd.

You mean a SEXY nerd. And I wouldn't make her a villain for something like that. Fortunately we're out of the past couple of years of Stand battles, or at least I hope so, and as such we haven't had to fight a lot.

: That only means one thing.

The villains are biding their time worse than Brock?

: Nice pun, but no. It's that you have no idea what to do with the plot.

Shhh, the readers aren't suppose to recognize that until it's too late!

: Being fair it is probably very obvious, and has been for years.

Curse my poor writing skills! I only hope that Mei's loveliness was shown off properly.

: Do not worry, as it is all right here!

*Shiki lifts Mei's skirt, causing her to moon. Her ass had expanded to such a size that even her wedged panties couldn't hold out, so the tsundere's bare ass was completely exposed. Mei's fat cheeks jiggle as she is even bent over, her face turning red as a result.*

: S-stop showing off my huge ass!

It is a lovely one. If only you were this size and showed off in the anime!

: You would say that for the other girls too though.

I know. Except maybe Kanon as she's already enough of an ass. Still, I'm glad to have talked to you and your love of idols.

: Y-you're only saying that because you wanted my ass to get huge you pervert!

Nonsense, though that is a very nice side effect. But thank you for letting me talk to you.

: Thank you for being a good sport as well, Mei.

*Mei crosses her arms.*

: W-well, it's not like I had a choice with your huge ass crushing me like that. But I SUPPOSE it was a good blog. Then again, talking about Shiki smothering me perhaps I should get my revenge.

: Oh no! And with my jetpack being repaired I can't fly away either. I had better run!

: Don't think that you can run from me forever, Shiki!

*Shiki, despite having difficulty fitting through the door, runs from Mei who also gets stuck. Still, the two girls now with enormous asses run down the hallways.*

: Come back here!

Well, it was probably fortunate since Shiki's jetpack would probably just send her crashing through a window or something. Still, it looks like they've left us alone for now.

: True, and the blog is conveniently over as well. Who should we talk about next?

Hmmm, it is still July after all. I suppose we can take a look at a certain girl that Rina is friends with as a good gal is always nice.

: Ah, another of Zettai's girls. Granted not as much as Karin, but still rather good for him.

Precisely! So be sure to join us all next time when we look at a very sunny and smile-y idol with a penchant for jokes!

: I already dread it...

*Riri sighs as Topaz ends the blog for this week. Be sure to come by next week too, when we'll be looking at a certain Diver Diva!*

Anime Relations: Love Live! Superstar!! 2nd Season, Love Live! Superstar!! 3rd Season

This is the eight-hundred-sixty-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the blog like so many before it, with Topaz and Riri exploring a school. It seems to be very empty.*

Welcome back everyone. In case you don't remember, we're here at the school to look for a certain idol. We were told to talk to her last week by Rina, and somehow I'm not surprised that they know one another.

: Just because they're in the same franchise doesn't mean that they'd know one another, Topaz.

I suppose that is fair, as there's a lot of time since Love Live first came out and now. Man I feel old... That said, we can't let that distract ourselves!

: True. But are you sure we should be here? There's no one else around!

It is fairly unusual that there's no other students here. Perhaps my watch is off and school is out.

: Topaz you should know the reason. It's summer break!

Good point! That does explain why no one else is here. But hopefully we'll still be able to find the girl and that she'll be here.

: I highly doubt that the girl is here, Topaz. This is obviously some wild goose chase!

You say that, but we always seem to arrive at the proper time with these things. Come on, since she's an idol she must be in the idol club room!

*Topaz takes Riri's hand and the two rush off. However, once they open the door...*

It's empty?

: Not surprising. There's no one at the school! We should probably get going.

I suppose, but there are other places I'd like to visit...

*Topaz and Riri leave, not seeing a red bun as it pokes out from under boxes. Bun as in hair bun, not an ass sadly. The two of them then head to the rooftop. Topaz opens the door triumphantly, only to come up with nothing. Paper even blows across the roof.*

Huh, I thought for sure that there would be practice going on. Where could everyone be?

: Probably home or on vacation. It's the middle of July after all!

I mean that shouldn't matter for Japanese schools!

: Technically you're correct, and I hate that.

Technically is the best kind of correct! But first I want to check one more place...

: Fine, you have one last shot. Make it count.

Great, now I'll have sports anxiety... But I know we should be able to find her.

*The two of them head elsewhere, as a red bun appears in the door's window as they go down the roof's scare case. Topaz eventually stops at the science room.*

: What's the matter? Too scared to open it?

Actually it seems to be locked.

*He tries turning but to no avail.*

: Then let's just break it down. It'll be far easier that way!

????: Please wait. The experiments I am up to are fragile, and forcing yourself into this room will mess with my data.

: EH?! So there was someone here the whole time?!

????: Whole time? I do not know how long you have been there, but perhaps.

Can you let us inside? I want to talk to someone.

????: I am not an expert at psychology, but I suppose I can listen to you.

*The feminine voice goes over and undoes the room's door. Topaz and Riri enter, but he is spooked to see the girl in steampunk-like glasses. He jumps in an amusing fashion, brushing against a fortunately plastic skeleton and falling down.*

AH! KYAH! OOPS!

: Is he always like this?

: I mean it's off and on, but he does certainly have some dojikko aspects to himself. Are you alright?

Fortunately I didn't take damage nor did I break any bones! Well...

*Topaz holds up a bony arm, likely from the skeleton.*

MY bones at least. Sorry about this.

: That is alright, as my business is not with the bones. I imagine that the school will replace it before it is noticed as well.

That's a relief. But for now, I shall keep it.

*With that Topaz pockets the skeleton's hand.*

: Really, Topaz... Are you going to keep a bony hand now?

You never know when it might be useful! Maybe I'll need to use it to grip a tool of undeath, or just pick out something from a drain.

: Both of those sound disgusting. You need to stop having such a mind for adventure point and clicks or text adventures, Topaz.

: That may be. Regardless, might I ask why you are here.

I am here to talk about you! You see, I have this blog where-

: Ah yes. You must be the ones that Rina mentioned. Here to talk about me for your anime girl blog.

I'm glad that you know what that is.

: But of course, as I noticed that you did Sumire-senpai not long ago. And I will allow you to talk about me, as I am not too busy at the moment.

That is a relief! Now-

: Topaz, don't forget to warn her.

: Warn me? About what?

Ah yes. I can't forget to mention that if I talk about you your ass will grow to a gargantuan size.

: My... ass?

*The short-haired girl turns around and pushes her ass towards the camera, even patting it and rubbing her fat cheeks.*

: But it is already so big that they could not measure it correctly!

: That explains why all the Superstar girls lack measurements.

I doubt that is the case, as sexy as it would be. You're a scientist, so you should know measurements can always be used.

: That is true, but I was merely making a jest. I am slightly worried as my backside is already, and a larger size would surely get in the way of my projects...

Nonsense, as Riri does quite well with her enlarged ass! You will get used to it as well!

: Stop using me as an example, even if you 're trying to get people to let you blog them...

: Then again, such a study may be useful. You do not know why our backsides grow to such a size, so experiencing it first-hand may help out.

That's the spirit! So are you going to let me blog you?

: Yes. Not only for science but because I want a good fan like you to tell me what you think.

: I don't think that most fans would steal a skeleton's hand like Topaz did...

I mean it'll come in use eventually I bet!

: That said, I do need help with a few experiments so do you mind if I take care of them as you talk?

Will you be able to hear me?

: I should be able to.

Then it shouldn't be too much of a problem then. As such, let me say that...



*Shiki is holding up various vials to the light, scratching her chin and pondering.*

: Are you sure you are doing something? It looks like you're being a basic movie scientist or something.

Well she is wearing a lab coat. And she's holding up the beakers to the light too! That's how you know she can see the science!

: Oh no, I am just making tea. This isn't one of my experiments.

: Somehow I am not surprised that Topaz would make for such a dumb joke.

: Dumb... joke...

*She looks to the side in disappointment.*

I think she was trying to make a joke for our sake. I appreciate it, and thought it was funny.

: That is a relief, though it is still tea. That said, would you like to begin one of my experiments?

I thought you were going to do that in the background as I talked about you though.

: Yes, but sadly the girl I called here to take part hasn't shown up. Just put this on your arm, Topaz.

A-alright...

*Shiki slips the big glove on Topaz's arm. It seems mechanical in a lot of areas, but had holes for his fingers. There is a lot of tubing as well.

What is this?

: It is a writer, to help people write.

At least it's not something terrible that kids these days shall latch onto and completely be unable to function in normal society!

: Topaz, you barely function in normal society.

Yes, but that's because I second guess myself, not because I depend on computers for everything!

: Aren't you typing this on a computer, and then your readers are reading it right now?

I mean there's that, but I mainly mean AI and the awfulness that comes with it. I hope that this won't use that.

: Do not worry, as it takes from your brain and you'll be able to write at super-speed!

: Don't take too much from there, as there's little left it seems!

No doubt due to having to give so many villains a piece of my mind I suppose. That said, are you sure that this is safe?

: I will be perfectly fine using it. Now... BEGIN!

*With that Topaz starts writing his blog, the big machinery arm allowing him to write quickly but legibly. It can be read even better than his normal handwriting.*

Wow! This is certainly an impressive piece of machinery Shiki! It'll be handy when I want to write my blog quickly!

: Just don't write too quick, as it looks like the machine is warming up.

*Indeed as the mechanical arm was starting to heat up for Topaz as well. He tries to press buttons to have it stop, but it only speeds up. Papers that the arm has written on are flying all over.*

Oh no! Shiki! Stop this crazy thing!

: Oh dear. It looks like it's moving too quick again. I had better take it off!

*The arm starts to explode, even starting on fire. Fortunately time passes and Topaz is no longer wearing it, though his arm is in a sling.*

To think that it would blow up like that! Then again, Shiki is kind of a mad scientist.

: To think that hitting the button that quick after accelerating would cause such a meltdown. Luckily you weren't injured.

Indeed, but it's all thanks to your quick wit and the action that the two of you did! Thank you.

: No no, it was my fault. If there is anything I can do, I shall agree to it.

Do my blog! Wait, you already approved of that-

: Done.

Curses! I blew my wish at a robot butler!

: At least it's not an arm for a space station that got stuck on your.... You.

I remember that Big Bang Theory episode. That said, it's about time that we quit fooling around as we have someone's blog to get to.

: Indeed, as I am looking forward to hearing what you have to say.

That is good to hear. But first I need to give an explanation on your name. Apparently the way the characters are “Shiki” seems to mean “Four Seasons” but I can't back that up and am only using other sites for that.

: That is alright. I had heard that you were not able to speak or read Japanese so I should take your discussion on my name calmly.

: Is there any other way you could take things...

Nice joke. But continuing onward it seems that “Wakana” is broken up into “Waka” which means young or immature, and “na” which seems to mean vegetables or greens as in the plant and not the color. Granted many “greens” are green I think, but that's not the point.

: Thank you for going over my name so nicely, even if it is foreign for you.

But of course, as even if I don't know what it means exactly it should help people reading the blog.

: All one of them...

It seems like Ririchiyo is slightly sharp today, but I don't mind as she's very sexy with that tongue of hers.

*Riri blushes as Shiki holds her hand over her mouth.*

: Goodness!

: He means my words! My WORDS!

That I do, and don't think too much about my wording either. I do it intentionally to make jokes, even if they fail most of the time.

*Shiki gives him the thumbs up.*

: Do not worry, as you have not failed me! Yet.

That's a relief, w-wait, “Yet”? Well, no matter as I really need to get going on this week's blog. Let's begin!

*With that Topaz properly starts the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Shiki does decently here, though a lot of that is her hair color. It's a very beautiful blue hair, and it goes really well with her eye color and matches well with Mei who is a redhead. Shiki probably has the best hair in Love Live, if you only count the shorter haired girls at least. It's just that pretty, and the length is decent as her hair goes about to her shoulders (even if barely). Though there's likely another girl with great short hair I've forgotten too. I do like her long right side curl though and how it hangs down about the length of her face as it gives her a sultry look to her. Sadly on the left side she has it tucked behind her ear, and while it does look sexy I can only imagine that she'd look better with it straight maybe. Shiki's bangs are a pretty nice length, coming down past her nose in the middle, and I like how they cross as it gives them a bit more character even if I would like blunt ones better (though no reason to step on Sumire's appealing hair I suppose). I suppose it might be a little “boyish” but not in an extreme way which is fortunate. Occasionally she'll wear a hairpin or small hat as well, which is cute. Overall while I would certainly enjoy if Shiki's hair was longer, for being on the shorter side it does have a nice color and gives her a lot of appeal with her long side.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Shiki has really great eyes, though sadly she doesn't wear glasses. Well, not traditional ones at least. She does have the silly steampunk-looking set that she wears while inventing, but while goofy and silly you can't actually see her eyes behind them which is what I like about glasses. It's even worse as Shiki has such great-looking eyes too! They are tarame but due to the lower lid seeming flatter it gives her a little bit of a tsurime look. Kinda like how Shiki has the lower half partially closed. Still, I do like true tsurime more, even if it's a nice shame. She also has some nice emphasis on her corners thanks to some eyelashes. But even with such a nice shape Shiki's appeal is in her pupils. Not only does the art style of Love Live give her some good shape and color shading, but the color is quite great too! Granted I have a hard time telling the color, but I think that it's a reddish-brown color it seems. I can mostly see the red color, and a more muted shade, but I have to look harder for the “brown” part. Still, the color of her eyes contrast well with her hair color and it's a nice coincidence that Mei has red hair and blue hair to balance the duo. Overall Shiki does quite well with her eyes, with a really great color and even the more tarame shape works well with her and gives her an appealing eye design.
Grade: B

===Face==
It should be pretty obvious, but Shiki is a kuudre. Not as extreme as Rina's case was last week, as she's not expressionless and it's not like Shiki herself is emotionless either. She's just very serious, but that lends itself to being comedic in its own way. As mentioned before her hair and face make her look fairly seductive, though she does show off her left ear and it's pierced which I'm neutral on. Of course, we can't forget to mention that Love Live has a really great art style for my tastes which includes the small features and dot nose. Overall I do like Shiki's face with her small features and while not completely emotionless I do find her doing some silly things with a serious expression quite funny and in a good way.
Grade: B+

*Shiki is rubbing her bangs, looking at them with intent.*

: So this is what a “blog” is. I had not expected that it would be so informative.

But of course! I thought that you had read Sumire's before the blog, or at least have been told by Rina.

: I suppose, but there is a difference between knowing something and feeling it personally.

That is certainly true. And it looks like you're starting to “feel” something as well.

*Shiki then swings around, showing off her round cheeks that were so big her skirt couldn't contain them. She even jiggles her massive ass by moving her hips.*

: That is true. To think that my lower half would be so much bigger!

I mean it makes sense considering how big you were to begin with. Even if you are my girl you have a very wonderful ass! Big enough to even beat Shizuku, though she herself is overrated! Boo fans thinking otherwise, and she deserves to be blasted away by a fallen angel.

: Come again?

: He's just talking about Zettai's recent blog. Nothing that you need to be too concerned with.

Well, it was Shiki that won that one fan contest for Love Live asses so it's certainly worth mentioning to her. Granted that was before her cheeks got even bigger, but still.

: Thank you. Though I am certain that other girls would be bigger.

Certainly, but I'm still talking about you so there's more room to grow. That said, is there something you were doing with your bangs?

*Shiki brushes them slightly.*

: Not too much, as I suppose that I did decently.

More than decently, at least for a short-haired girl. You have a great blue color that looks really good, and I like the long side though the asymmetry is a little meh. I like when ears are covered after all.

: In that case shall I use my hair growth-enabler? If it works properly it will give my lusciously long hair.

Sounds good-wait, IF it works properly?

: There is a 65% chance that I will end up bald.

Let's not try that then... Besides your hair is pretty good as it is. It also goes well with your red eyes, which are very pretty. Well, reddish-brown maybe.

: I appreciate that, though I do apologize for not having glasses. Or at least in the style you prefer

I mean that happens as Love Live does dislike it's glasses-wearers. Yours are cool, but it is true that it's not my type of thing.

: Still, I am glad you like my eyes.

But of course! They're a pretty color and shape, even if I prefer tsurime but the slightly-sleepy look is good too. And of course your face is quite excellent.

: Are you sure? Even if I am quite stoic?

: That isn't a problem. Remember, we talked to Rina last week. Topaz has shown his love for kuuderes recently.

As they deserve! It's a shame they don't seem to be as common, though in fairness I don't watch as many series per season as I used to. It is a shame, but luckily Love Live does have a lot of pretty girls and Shiki is included. Her small nose and reserved expressions are quite good.

: T-thank you for the praise.

But of course, as you deserve it! Unlike a dirty non-glasses wearer...

*A bang is heard outside, but Topaz is too busy talking to Shiki to notice. She does turn to look, seeing a girl with a red bun look shocked and hid behind the window on the door.*

: I can understand that. However, I imagine that you also have a lot more to talk about.

But of course, as while I do like your input there's still a lot of blog to go. But looking at your growing ass was certainly distracting...

: TOPAZ! Focus!

Fine fine. Though it does help that we'll soon be talking about Shiki's lovely body anyway, so let's head to the next sections!

*With that Topaz continues on with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
As is often the issue with Superstar girls, Shiki doesn't have her three sizes. The only measurement we have is her 161 cm height, which is pretty decent even if she seems taller. Oh, and that her blood type is B, but indeed that doesn't factor into my blogs too much. What does is that Shiki has a surprisingly curvy body, possibly the curviest in Superstar though without measurements we can't be sure. This does include her chest, but we do get a pretty nice look at her ass in the third season when she's at the pool and relaxing. Her body is bent over and you get a great look at the curvature of her big ass which is really sexy. Her waist also looks nice, as do her legs, though we don't usually get a great look. Still, Shiki has a pretty nice body and a really plump ass which looks great!
Grade: B+

===Chest===
Shiki is definitely on the busty side, likely being the biggest in Superstar as far as I can tell. Granted it's not like she shows off too much, and most of the girls are close enough in size that there isn't a big difference. She also doesn't cause envy in the other girls either which is quite nice too. Overall while not great, especially because the scene that showed her ass caused dumb fanart, Shiki doesn't have too bad of a size when it comes to her chest.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
As mentioned in Natsumi's recent blog, while the Superstar girls have a nice uniform that stands out that doesn't mean that it's too great. Shiki is no different, wearing the same jumper dress with a white shirt and blazer, and she also wears short socks as well. Occasionally Shiki will be like the scientist that she is and wear a lab coat (over it, not ONLY the lab coat obviously. Sadly). Other clothes that Shiki has worn include various cute idol outfits, a nice bikini though with a wet shirt on top, and probably more in the show itself. Official art adds a lot of outfits including a black coat and pantsuit, a waitress outfit, a flight attendant uniform, another bikini, and likely a lot more with all the images and cards Love Live seems to get. A notable outfit Pixiv mentioned is her in her lab coat and bikini as well, as it got a lot of attention. Still, overall Shiki does quite decently when it comes to her clothes, even if she tends to stick with the uniform and lab coat.
Grade: B-

*Shiki pats her ass, fondling her big ass which has expanded even further. Her panties are even wedged deep, showing off her massive cheeks that her fingers are nearly fully engulfed by.*

: I am certainly surprised that my ass has obtained so much attention, and I do not mean just with the blog making my cheeks expand. I believe that you said that a contest earlier?

That you did, beating out Shizuku's overrated ass! Outside of one silly meme I can't believe that she has any ass attention, as Karin deserves that!

: At least Superstar is assier.

True, as between Shiki, Sumire, and Natsumi there's a lot of nice ass scenes that were well-received. It's just a shame that they don't have measurements.

: It is alright. I have... my height?

*Shiki had an expressionless face, but still held her chin with a sparkle in her eye. It was humorous in the serious tone.*

I mean I suppose, but I meant more about your three sizes. Then again, it would be possible for you to be bustier than your hips, thus causing people to draw you mamocentric because that type is so selfish.

: True, it is a shame but at least the other girls have Shiki as a cow lightning rod.

I suppose but that doesn't exactly save them either. That said, even if she is on the bustier side it is good that she got some ass appreciation. Her pose was really sexy with her ass curve looking great.

: Thank you, and even with my bigger size I am sure that my curve is similar.

*Shiki shows off her huge ass, shaking her hips and bouncing her round, plump cheeks in a very sexual fashion. She even rubs and bounces her cheeks, complete with the silly yet expressionless face.*

: To think that a rump this large would be attractive.

But of course, though I understand. Japan needs to realize that big asses on girls are sexy! Though they'd have to appreciate girlass more in general before that happens. That said, as mentioned Shiki's curvy body is pretty good. Not just her ass either, as her waist and legs look nice and I appreciate them, and tall girls like her are always enjoyed. Or at least “tall” in comparison to the other girls in her series and even then Ren is taller...

: I'm surprised you haven't talked about the student council president gamer yet...

All in good time, I suppose. Margarete also matches Shiki as well in height. Still, she's quite a sexy girl.

: I thank you for your praise.

But of course! And I can't forget about her clothing, or at least talking about it. After all, there's a lot of outfits she's probably worn and I can't remember them all off-hand. Her normal outfit being the uniform is alright, and I do like how they make her obviously science-related by putting a lab coat on her.

: I mean I need it for the chemicals and other experiments.

: Speaking of which, how is your experiment on your ass expansion going?

: It is more of an observation to see what is causing it, but unfortunately even with me focusing on it and the blog I cannot see the reason for it. Still, the evidence is quite obvious.

That it is, look at that huge ass of yours!

*Shiki's ass gets a sexy close up.*

: Indeed. But do not forget that there is more that you need to talk about when it comes to the blog.

But of course, even if being distracted is understandable. Though speaking of the lab coat it does seem people liked seeing you wear it with your swimsuit. Though your bikini during the ass scene was good too, and I like all the variety official art includes. You are an idol after all, so it is understandable.

: Yes, I imagine that all the card art helps out a good amount.

Precisely! You have a very cool appeal to your clothing, much like with your personality. Though speaking of which, I suppose that it is time to continue on with the blog.

: I approve of such an action, and look forward to it!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Shiki has a really great personality, as you might be able to tell that I consider her one of “my” girls. She is stoic and has a hard time expressing herself, though again not as much as Rina last week as Shiki is still able to emote while performing and has some great silly faces. That said, do not think that she's not a silly girl herself. Shiki is a great example of a “comedically stoic” character, as while she often has a straight face she has a lot of silly ideas. A lot of these involve her inventions as well, which can go crazy or have silly appearances, and that side of her is quite fun I think. She's very great at science, and eccentric in a good way. She's very close with Mei, as mentioned in the next area, but Shiki also helps encourage her to become an idol by becoming one herself. Shiki is very conscious of her surroundings and knows how to read the room (usually) though she doesn't like loud situations, and seems she's surprisingly fashionable as well (a trait possibly made due to her VA being similar). Overall Shiki is just a really great girl that doesn't talk much but has a stoic and serious appeal while also having a silly playful side as well. Shiki's voice is also really great, even if Wakana Ookuma doesn't have any other roles that I know of. I do like Shiki's occasional English words though, even if it's not easy to put into a blog like this.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
As mentioned earlier Shiki has a strong relationship with Mei. Shiki helped her to admit her love of idols (as Mei is very tsundere) and join up with the group she was watching from afar. The two seem to be very connected and are often seen together, being together since middle school. I don't know how sexual in nature their relationship is, as obviously the studio wouldn't want to make it too obvious, but as far as Love Live is concerned this relationship might be the most obviously yuri one in the series. After all Shiki and Mei are almost always seen together, though that may be due to poor writing but still. Overall Shiki does quite well here, even if she doesn't show too much sadly.
Grade: B

===Age===
Like with the other more recent Love Live girls I don't know if we have any concrete information about Shiki's exact age. She is a first year when she is introduced in the second season, and is a second year in the third season though hopefully you followed that and weren't confused xD. Her birthday is June 17th which isn't too important but decent I suppose. Regardless, overall Shiki does pretty well here even if her actual age may not be known, we know she's at least a high school girl and at least they didn't troll with her birthday.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that, the blog is over. What do you think of it?

: Hmmm.... I do appreciate how analytical you are, and you were as thorough as public information would allow.

Of course! Granted it's a shame that like your measurements your age is technically unknown. Your birthday is pretty decent though, and aging through the seasons isn't bad either. You still did decently there though.

: It helps that her birthday wasn't changed.

Agreed! Boo Natsumi as she deserves to share a birthday with Zettai!

: I also appreciate you talking about my personality and not being too loud as well.

But of course! I may raise my voice slightly while excited, but I wouldn't do that around here. After all, all of this dialogue is in text so it shouldn't be too loud for you.

: Wait a second. That's just confusing!

Don't think too much about it. Just know that Shiki wasn't bothered by me talking about her.

: Certainly not. You did a good job, though I apologize if I was not interesting.

Don't worry as your ass is plenty interesting enough...

*Topaz stares at Shiki's huge ass, her gloriously huge cheeks shaking with every motion. Each one was bigger than her torso now, but Riri soon smacked some sense into Topaz.*

: BEHAVE!

But she's my girl! Though you are right, as even before her great assy scene Shiki was very interesting. She's a great science-y girl who has a lot of crazy inventions, as I know now from personal use.

: I do apologize for that.

That's alright, as I was able to still get through the blog even with my arm in a sling like this. But it isn't just Shiki's mind that makes her interesting.

: Well, technically...

Fair point. But your personality is great, as while you're not expressionless like Rina you are still on the stoic side and I like that kind of girl. It also helps that you are comedically serious as well.

: I do not understand what that means.

Fair as I don't know if “comedically” is actually a word or not. That said, what I mean is that the fact that you remain serious even in goofy moments adds some humor. And it's not like you're doing it unintentionally either, as you are a somewhat silly girl. I mean that in a good way as well.

: That is alright as I understand. It also shows the affection you have for me as well.

Certainly as you're a great girl and probably my favorite out of the second set in Superstar! And of course your voice is very pretty as well, befitting your personality well.

: Thank you for all of your kind words. I am honored to have been blogged by you.

It was an honor to talk about you as well, as I'm glad Rina set this up!

: Because you wanted to talk about her, or since it meant you didn't have to work harder.

I mean it can be both, and we did work hard looking all around for you too.

: I see. I would have thought that my assistant would have spotted you.

*She gets up and heads towards the door, with her lips puckered and a finger over them as if making them act like nothing is going on.*

Your assistant?

: We didn't see anyone else around.

: I suppose she is just good at hiding, even if I know where she is. Or maybe your eyesight is a s bad as hers, even in glasses.

W-wait, you don't mean-

*Shiki opens the door suddenly, with the red-haired girl falling inside. She had a cup that was likely against her ear, which she drops as she rolls inside. She even bounces into Shiki's fat ass, fondling the newly enhance size with small pupils in her eyes before panicking. She jumps and has a strange pose.*

: W-wait, you mean that you've noticed me listening in?

: Of course, but I figured that you didn't want to interrupt the blog. Now that it is done, perhaps you would like to be talked about.

: M-ME?! Why would I want a pervert like Topaz talk about me? I heard what he had to say about you!

: But was it not all good things?

: I-I suppose so... B-but...

: Yes, mine is quite sizable as well.

*Shiki shows off her gigantic ass to the girl, nearly knocking her over with the sheer size.*

: Apologies as I am still getting used to my new size.

: Yeah right! I bet you're doing that on purpose!

: You cannot prove that.

*Shiki holds up a victory sign.*

: Well, I suppose that with this comedy act this week's blog is done. We even have an idea as to who to talk about next time.

That's true... But I hope that I can convince her to let me talk about her!

: You are going to have to get up pretty early to make me believe such a thing!

Still, I trust in my abilities to be able to do it. I've done harder things in the past, so see you all next week!

*With this mysterious intruder in the room, it seems that Topaz has plans for next time. Be sure to return to the blogs to read it!*

Anime Relations: Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai, Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai 2nd Season

This is the eight-hundred-sixty-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.



*Topaz and Riri enter an arcade, with many buzzing lights and sounds going on despite not many people being there.*

Welcome back-jeez that's loud...

: Just because you don't play games with sound doesn't mean everyone else has to.

I've been getting better with that! I just don't like disturbing people around me, so I tend to use headphones now. It also allows me to listen to soundtracks and such.

: Better than nothing I suppose. But I'm sure that it'll get quiet once you get used to it.

True. It does seem a little quieter but I guess I'm not used to going in to arcades either. It's likely a miracle that this one is still going!

: At least it should be fairly easy to find the girl of the week.

True about that. We may have just came out of a video game, or a sound stage or whatever it was, as we talked about Natsumi of the unfortunately changed birthday.

: They also changed Keke's birthday too!

I blame them wanting to disguise Natsumi's to make it less obvious. Little did they know Zettai noticed and vowed vengeance as a result! Regardless, we should take a look for this week's girl.

*They look around a bit, but the size of the arcade made it hard to find anyone in particular.*

Darn it, I hate crowds!

: And it seemed like they all came in at once! What, is this Wisconsin when Illinois drivers come North?! (Darn it, I'm spending too much time with Topaz.)

Ah yes, those “friendly” Illinois “buddies”. Darn you tourists ruining so much, and I don't just people who come in and make things all about them! Though they deserve to be hated and punished as well!

*They continue to talk, but eventually reach a dancing game. A girl on it is spinning and dancing with relative ease, and her face is completely still the whole time too.*

If only there was a hint to where she could be-wait! Thank you narrator!

*Topaz rushes over to the girl, who is still dancing even as he holds the nearby railing.*

: In a moment. I am still finishing up my training.

: Training? For what?

Dancing probably. So let's wait until the song is over. At least it's not Through the Fire and Flames...

: Topaz, no one is going to get that.

Man, I'm unfortunately full of obscure references. Fortunately the only reader I have is from the same era I am, so he hopefully knows what I'm talking about.

: Fortunately for you, I was able to finish up while you were talking.

*The lithe girl comes down from the dance mat.*

That sounds oddly phrased, but I appreciate the wording. Hee hee.

: Topaz, grow up. You're an adult now!

Fine fine... Unfortunately you're right. That said, I still have to do my blog for the week. Do you mind allowing me to talk about you?

: Talking... About me? Are you sure you want to, as I must not be very interesting.

Nonsense as you're a great school idol and an amazing kuudere too! I have a lot of good things to talk about you about, and I'm sure you won't mind listening to me either.

: I do suppose that I do not have a problem with you talking about me. Go right ahead.

: Sheesh, don't be so excited!

Hey now, you should know not to be rude!

: *whispering.* I blame you for giving me that line! We have to get her to use her board sometime!

: I can still hear you, but I understand what you are talking about.

*The girl gets out a sketchbook and holds it above her face. It has a happy face on it.*

: This is what you want me to do, correct? I think that if you had to keep talking to my straight face you may think that my words are mocking you after all...

: Don't worry, as we just wanted you to bring out your board.

Sorry for tricking you and making you think that we were insulting you. It wasn't intentional, and I will be honest with everything after this point or so. Though I do have one more thing to warn you about when it comes to the blog.

: Something you need to warn me about?

*Her board is questioning towards Topaz.*

Yes. You see, once I do your blog your ass will become huge! It'll grow and burst through your clothes, and you'll never be able to wear clothes against your fat cheeks again!

*The girl “looks' over toward Riri, putting a gasping face even if with the board in front of her eyes she couldn't properly see, but that makes it more comedic.*

: You mean to say that I could have a backside as large as your companion? I do not know if I could dance with such a thing, if I could even fit inside the arcade doors!

: you'll become used to it. Trust me, I have...

*She looks to the side, bouncing her enormous ass. The pink-haired girl pats her own slender cheeks, accepting Topaz's blog.*

: Then go ahead and talk about me, Topaz! Both to make my backside larger and to allow me to see how good you think I am.

I'm glad to hear you accept the conditions, and since you've given permission allow me to say...



*Rina starts patting her ass, showing it off for the camera.*

: Hmmm.... I do seem larger but not by much. Are you sure that the blog is working?

I mean we just began, but you do look like you have a bit more curve to your cheeks than prior. You're well on your way!

: That is a relief, as I was very concerned that I was the one with the smallest hips among Love Live girls.

True as you do have a small, slender body though I'll talk about that later. I do enjoy that your ass will surely become colossal, like with Riri,

*Rina holds up a smiling board.*

: Tee hee, thank you for giving this opportunity as I will make sure to make you proud!

I'm glad to hear that, but you shouldn't put too much stress on yourself. I wanted to talk about you as you're a really cool girl!

: Plus you've been talking about a lot of idols recently. I only hope that people aren't getting tired of them.

Hopefully not, as I'm sure that more idols are to come. At least for this month. Regardless, I'm going to be going through a lot of things, starting with your name at the current time.

: I am glad to hear that you know so much about me, Topaz! Being able to share with people and make them happy is a good goal to have.

I'm glad to hear that, and even if it doesn't reach many readers I'm sure that they'll enjoy seeing you and your bigger posterior!

*Rina shakes her tush cutely, bending her back and aiming her ass towards the camera.*

: I am glad to hear that your fans have such good taste.

Of course, even if they like this blog! I mean as a whole, hopefully, as well as this current blog. But with a great girl like Rina how could it not be great?

: Don't forget to talk about her name, Topaz.

My apologies, as her ass had distracted me. But Rina is a very cute name, which has many different meanings based on the characters used. But apparently the “Ri” character in her is the word for “glassy” or “lapis lazuli” which is cool!

: Because of the gemstone or the androids?

Both! Meanwhile sadly I don't know exactly what the “Na” character means as it doesn't say. As for her last name, “Tennouji” seems to have a lot of meaning in the characters. Starting with Ten it means “heavenly/heaven, sky, or Imperial”, “No” seems to mean something similar to “King” or a similar rank, and the “Ji” seems to mean “Temple” which seems to come from “Shitenno-ji”. I will mention that I don't know if Rina's last name has a “U” or not, as some sites have it and some sites don't.

: It would appear that it is quite the predicament~

I mean you could just tell us the answer...

: And deprive the internet of a useless battle? Not that I would get involved though.

: Sounds like she just wants you to suffer and not know for sure. She certainly knows how the internet works.

: Ahem~ I may have even invented the internet!

You aren't Al Gore! Though it does explain why the tubes are filled with cat videos...

: Topaz, she's too young for those kinds of memes!

Darn it, why does society have to continue onward?! And why do I need to age or become an adult as well. If only I could stay how I am and enjoy my life of leisure without pain or misery!

: At least your blogs will be here for all eternity.

True. Let's hope that some post apocalypse society doesn't stumble upon them and mistake them for some religion or text about water.

: The future is unpredictable I suppose. That said, now that Rina's name has been explained I think that it's time to talk about her blog proper.

That it is. Are you ready, Rina?

: Do you mind if I work on some maintenance on one of my apps while you talk? I will still pay attention, but I would like to finish it up.

Fine by me, at least if you are sure that you will still pay attention.

: Of course!

*She says with a smiling board.*

In that case, let's start this blog on such a lovely girl!

*With that Topaz properly begins his blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Rina's hair is one of her weakest areas, at least for me. It's not because it's pink though, as it suits a cute idol like her and looks really cute with her Rina-chan Board (more information on that later). I also like how her bangs are blunt even if there's some gaps here and there, and the sides are layered but have a decent length to them. But speaking of her board she does cover said sides and bangs with it (though she does draw them in so it isn't a big problem). Her ahoge is cute and shows off the messiness of her hair as she's the type that doesn't think of personal appearance due to how hard she's working. The messiness is a little cute, but it does have the issue of looking like Rina's hair is like paper slips pressed against her head at least in some official images (Zettai says it looks more like pasta, specifically tagliatelli, and I can see that). I don't remember it being that bad in the anime at least, so in motion it probably looks better. Her hair is a decent length, reaching about to her shoulders. I suppose by “weakest” it's not saying a lot, as the issues are more that Rina is strong elsewhere than her hair being bad. Overall there's nothing wrong with her hair, as the pink hair suits her and I like how she draws her hair for the Rina-chan Board too as she knows the strength of her bangs and sides!
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Rina's eyes are also fairly nice even if they aren't super strong for me, and it's another thing that gets covered up by the Rina-chan Board as well. Sadly her eyes are more simplified than her hair is in the artwork, but that is cute in its own right as well. Her eyes are tarame with a nice curve to them, and some strong upper lids with eyelashes though her lower lid could use a little more line work. It is still a very cute eye shape though, and the golden color fits well with Rina's personality as well. She doesn't show too much expression, as is expected of her I suppose, and there's a slight line above her eye near the center which looks cute. Sadly she does not wear glasses, at least as far as I know, as they would interfere with her Rina-chan Board too much. Still, while not incredibly impressive Rina's golden eyes suit her quite well and I like the simplified versions on the Rina-chan Board as well even if they're not as detailed.
Grade: B-

===Face==
This is definitely one of Rina's most interesting areas, and not because she often covers it either! Normally I would dislike it, but Rina does have a reason for it with her Rina-chan Board. You see, due to things that happened in her past Rina cannot express herself. It's not because she's emotionless though, she just can't show facial expressions which is a cute kuudere type of thing that I enjoy (the not-expressing part, not the sad past part). Still, Love Live does have a good art style and Rina isn't any different as her simplified, soft curves look nice and her dot nose is always great too. However, in order to show off her expression she (or Ai, in the game) created the Rina-chan Board which is a sketchbook filled with different expressions that she holds up in front of her face to show off what she's feeling. She uses it so that people won't feel awkward when she doesn't express, which is really selfless and it is admirable how much Rina thinks of others. When performing she obviously can't use the sketchbook, so she used her electronic knowledge to build a digital screen to emulate her expressions. I'm not sure how it works exactly, as if she can't express it's not like it would be like a Vtuber model or something, but I'm sure she knows much better than I do. For some reason the simplified facial expressions of her various boards somehow make her cuter though, and really emphasize her type of kuudere personality. Oh, and when performing she also wears cat-eared headphones as well. Overall Rina's basic expressionless face would normally do really well, but the fact that she stands out with her various Rina-chan Boards only enhances her face for me for some reason.
Grade: A-

*Rina, who is looking up from her phone, raises her hand in question.*

: Question, Topaz!

You don't need to raise your hand, Rina. This is the time to interrupt as I was about to ask you about your opinions.

: Actually I was the curious one in this case, and it's about my face.

: Don't worry, as Topaz talks about faces with all his girls. It's a big difference between his blog and Zettai's after all.

: That was not what I was wondering. I am wondering if you prefer me like this...

*She points to her normal, but un-emotive, face, and then after giving a good look she holds up her Rina-chan Board with a happy smile and matching eyes.*

: Or do you prefer me like this?

That is certainly a tough choice. I don't like when girls use false personalities and the like, but you're doing it due to people getting offended and your own natural traumas. I suppose it is similar to how Komi-san and Kuchinashi use their boards to write their words down because they're uncomfortable. I wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable.

: You're thinking so kindly of me!

But of course, as you're a great girl! Plus even your voice has different tones and range with your face being covered. It is shown quite well when it comes to your performances, even if I'm not sure how you're quickly able to change the screen.

: I think that she just programs it to go with the song.

Ah, I've seen that type of thing with light-based performances on that one talent show. That makes a bit more sense than it somehow being able to tap into Rina's mind even if her face can't emote. Not that I know technology anyway.

: With your age I would expect you to know a lot more.

Blame me being busy. Still, even if it may have seemed that I was picking on you prior I apologize as that was mainly for comedy. I do like your natural face, as I like kuuderes and you're as expressionless as they come! Your small features look great, and even if you don't show emotions you do still have them inside.

*Rina puts up an embarrassed board, with a lot of blush marks and a squiggly mouth.*

: I am glad to hear that you think that, even if it is embarrassing.

*She lowers it slightly to look at Topaz.*

: That said, I am glad that you like my natural face too.

But of course as it's extremely lovely! Your eyes are great of course, including the simplistic type on your masks. But your gold-ish eyes also look good even if they're not my usual preferences, and I don't mean because you don't have glasses either.

: My apologies, tee hee!

*She has a silly face up, but then she goes to a page. With a few artist strokes she shows off a “new” face being one with glasses.*

: So what do you think now, huh huh?

I can't count that, as pretty as your thick-framed glasses look! They're not real, and by that I mean not canon.

: Unfortunate, but I understand that you can only include official data.

Exactly, and officially Love Live hates glasses! Luckily your eyes still do well.

: And my hair as well?

Not one of your best assets, at least for me. That doesn't mean that you don't look cute.

*Rina holds up her sad Rina-chan Board.*

: Awww... I'm sad now...

You don't need to be sad, as you still did quite well. I blame not being a big fan of pink, and I like longer hair. Still, the cute little flap affects to your hair is nice even if it's like paper slips or pasta. And it's not like your hair is really short as it still goes past your shoulders quite nicely.

: That is a relief, I suppose.

: Besides, you're more Zettai's girl than Topaz's and he likes you a lot more!

True true! And I imagine he'd like you lot more now...

*Topaz points out Rina's ass, which is no longer as flat as her sketchbook. She even shakes her hips, making her cheeks jiggle in excitement.*

: Goodness. It is quite a bit bigger now. Probably over 100 cm easily!

That's quite an impressive feat, especially this early in the blog!

: She'll probably surpass 2 meters by the time the blog is over!

: How sexy... But that means that you are not done talking about me, are you Topaz.

That's certainly true. But before we go to the next sections I do have to say that your bangs are quite lovely too and your ahoge is cute too. So there are certainly some great things with your hair, and being a cutesy-type idol means pink still fits pretty well. And unlike many other “Pinks” it's not like you're focused on too much.

: She's not a lead Cure, Topaz. Or something similar.

Boo little girls liking pink way too much!

: Do not worry, as I understand. It was not a complaint, but rather a statement about my hair not suiting your tastes that well.

Exactly, and you can't blame me for that. Hopefully. That said, it's time that we go and look at Rina more!

: I look forward to it!

*Rina holds up an excited board, with ><-style eyes and everything which looks very cute. Then again she always looks cute. That said, Topaz continues on with the blog as she pays attention.*

==Body==
===Build===
This is another place where Rina has some issues. Not that her body is bad of course, but as the shortest and smallest of the Love Live members (at least the ones that we have measurements of) she's a lot more petite and slim than I would ordinarily like. She's 149 cm and her three sizes are 71/52/75, and to put that in comparison Nico is 154 cm and is 71/57/79. Again there's nothing wrong with Rina's small slender body, especially as said she does have slightly larger hips which helps. But the main issue is that there really isn't too much that she shows off. Granted Nijigasaki doesn't show off the girls all that much sadly, but Rina in particular seems to suffer the most from that. She's just a little too thin, but again there's nothing wrong with a slender girl like her even if her ass becoming bigger would be better. Oh, and while it doesn't matter too much to me her blood type is B. Overall Rina is a very cute girl, but body-wise she isn't very erotic even if there's nothing wrong with slender girls. She just doesn't have anything to show off as far as I remember!
Grade: B-

===Chest===
That said, Rina being slim here is perfectly fine. As said earlier she has a 71 cm chest and is a great specimen of a perFLAT girl! Hopefully she doesn't show envy in the games, but at least the anime doesn't bring it up as far as I remember. She doesn't show off too much, but overall this isn't a bad area for Rina as her slim body looks good for her age and small size. And I'm glad that I didn't do the obvious “Rina-chan Board” joke, even if by bringing it up I've done a great injustice to her...
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Rina does really well in this area at least, having a cute usual outfit but really doing well with the various other outfits she has. Her usual outfit is the Nijigasaki school uniform, which consists of a plaid skirt with thighhighs for her, a light blue jacket over a shirt, and a yellow ribbon at her collar. Said jacket might be a little oversized for Rina too, which is cute as her hands get covered in a very moe fashion. As an idol she of course wears a lot of idol outfits, which are very cute and fit well with her poppy personality when on stage. But where Rina really shines is official art and the games, as some outfits include a virgin killer sweater (from the back, even if the chair back is covering some of it), a tight dress with some ring holes in it, a kimono, a bikini with inner tube, a catgirl maid, pajamas, a waitress outfit, and a wedding dress among likely many more. There's probably something I missed, but Rina still overall has a pretty good showing here even if the occasional object will block her. I suppose that she's a shy girl, but she needs to show off her slim body as that would have improved her build score!
Grade: A-

*Rina is covering her face with her Rina-chan Board, an embarrassed face on it while she's gripping tight on the pad.*

: To think that you would talk so much about my b-body...

Yes, but I mainly said good things! Granted you do have a petite body, but there's nothing wrong with that even if I prefer curvier girls.

: It doesn't help that you don't show off too much either.

True as that's the main issue. If only you had shown off your ass in the backless outfit you'd do better!

: Uuuu...

*She is even more flustered.*

S-sorry if I'm being too perverse! I don't mean to make you uncomfortable.

: I-it is alright...

*She puts on a happier face.*

: I know that you are just being honest with your words. I'm just mad at myself for not showing off more...

: Blame Sunrise not wanting Nijigasaki to be too perverse, which causes a lot of problems.

Yeah, like Karin being mistaken for being mamocentric when that's more Emma's role and she should be assy! I blame Kasumi!

: I am not sure if she should be the one shouldering the blame, but I will agree still.

That's a relief, boo the KuteMander! As for Rina, she is the smallest and shortest in Love Live which suits her small frame. Though I will also say that her current sized ass looks great.

*Rina sets down her board and fondles her gigantic ass, each cheek being so huge that her hands can't contain them. Her cheeks are also visible as her skirt can't contain such huge curves, and her panties are wedged deep making her ass even more visible.*

: It is quite big now, isn't it? I hope that it doesn't affect my dancing...

: You may be off-balance a bit, and will need to avoid the other girls so you don't smack them around, but it should be fine.

*Rina picks up her board with a blushing face.*

: Uuuu... so embarrassing...

You should be proud of your ass, which is nearing one and a half meters! Especially compared to your chest, which is probably less than half the size of your ass! Granted it was always nice that you were bottom heavy, but Japan needs to appreciate girls with this kind of body more too!

: Boo Japan only liking cows, ignoring asses as that is a far bigger problem than anything else! Other than traps ruining shows of course!

Exactly! Fortunately Rina doesn't have that kind of trouble with her slender body, at least as far as I know. Go not having envy! As for clothing, as an idol Rina has a lot of pretty clothes and I like the various electric motif to them, and her normal outfit is cute with the oversized sleeves too. I like the variety she has too, not only among the cards but the official art too. If only she showed off her ass in the virgin killer as mentioned earlier!

: I am glad to hear that you enjoy my outfits so much! But I am certain that you have a lot more to talk about as well!

That I do, so let's continue on with the next area!

*With that Topaz begins the last sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Rina does amazing in this area, as it's oddly been some time since I was able to talk about a kuudere like her, let alone one that has become so popular! Rina is not good at conveying her emotions as mentioned earlier, since when she was younger her parents were often away and she had to keep from expressing to make sure they didn't worry about her too much. As a result she found it very hard to socialize, as not only is her expression hard to read which puts some people off, it also makes people think that she wasn't genuine with her sympathy and empathy. Meeting Ai helped out, and eventually Rina now uses the Rina-chan Board to show off her expressions properly, and it adds a little bit of cuteness even if she's trying to become better herself. I'll also mention that Rina is very talented at technology and is a very good gamer girl as well, which includes working on tablets and making apps in her free time as well. This is how she was able to make the Rina-chan Board she uses to perform with, and it also affected her debut which she did at an arcade if I remember correctly. She is still shy and cute, but on stage she's a lot more outgoing and is even able to sing well in a poppy style. Some of her lyrics also talk about electronics too, which does well circling back to her personality. Overall Rina is an outstanding girl, one of the best kuuderes Love Live has put out and is recognized as probably the most popular girl in Nijigasaki due to how good her episode in the anime was. The addition of the Rina-chan Board to a character like this was quite outstanding and unique too, adding a bit of personality and meshing her love of electronics and skill at math and science to boost it even further. Rina is voiced by Chiemi Tanaka, and is probably her biggest role but considering how well she did it I'm not surprised. Some other roles she's done include the blue female twin Sasame from Sansha Sanyou or Ririko the pretty hikkikomori from Sakura Quest. Yeah, she doesn't have very many roles, let alone main ones, but Rina is still a great spotlight character!
Grade: A

===Libido==
Rina's libido isn't shown off too much, at least in the main series and I don't know too much about the games sadly enough to know anything for sure. I can't be sure if she has a major yuri relationship, but if she did I would say that it would be Ai who helped her out a lot and they're pretty close friends. Ai even came up with the Rina-chan Board idea in the game too! Apparently there seems to be some bonding moments between Rina and Mia in the games as well, which makes sense as both are “younger” girls who are very smart (as Mia skipped grades). There's possibly more, but as this is a later season of Love Live libido isn't extremely shown off so I can't tell too much. Still, Rina overall does fairly decently when it comes to this area I think.
Grade: B

===Age===
Despite certain sites calling her 15, I'm not sure if there's any Japanese information about how old Rina is exactly. We do know that she's a first year in high school, which is a decent age and she does quite well. We also know that her birthday is November 13th as well. If they had given her a more precise age she would do a little better, but overall while there isn't too much to say Rina does quite well when it comes to her age as high school is a decent age for an anime girl.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that, Rina's blog is over!

: I am glad to hear that, and it would appear that I did quite well.

But of course, as you're a great girl!

*She has an embarrassed Board on.*

: Eheheh... I suppose that I may not have noticed just how impressive I am, as I was worried I would not do well...

You shouldn't worry about that. After all, as I said before I like kuuderes and your expressionless face looks really great! I don't enjoy that you had trauma in your life that caused you to become that way, even if it made you a more impressive character, but I can understand that not all pasts are sunshine and roses.

: Roses would usually wither from me...

: Sounds like Zettai's type of girl after all!

Certainly! And even if you are expressionless you aren't emotionless even if that was what people once thought. I like how you use the board to give your true intentions, especially with the cute faces that are drawn on it. I do notice that with your electric one you're able to perform in a way that doesn't seem like it would come from an expressionless girl like you. But that's probably just me overthinking things as it is still something that I enjoy.

: Do not worry, as I think I understand. Maybe I have more confidence when singing and dancing, and that I don't want to let the other girls down.

That's possible as well. Regardless you are a wonderful girl and have a beautiful voice too! Granted there sadly aren't a lot of roles for her though. A shame as it's a cute voice befitting a cute girl like Rina!

: I thank you for approving of me so much.

*She bows cutely.*

But of course! Though like with not having much fanservice you sadly don't have a lot of libido moments. At least as far as I know of. Granted you do hang out with Ai a lot, making the two of you be a pretty good pair, but I don't know if it's that lewd.

: That is understandable. Again blame Sunrise! Grr Grr!

*Rina holds up a cute board which is either anger or pouting. She then returns to her normal smiling one.*

: And while my age is not official I am glad to hear that I still do well.

But of course! I'm not like those people who can't watch high school series yet wouldn't watch college-themed shows like Zatsu Tabi or HibiMeshi! Both because I eventually watched both and because age doesn't matter that much overall. Regardless there's nothing wrong with Rina being a first year girl, even if I like older girls.

: That is understandable, and thank you very much for my blog...

*She bows, her gigantic ass jiggling and causing her to fondle her cheeks to make sure they don't knock anything away. Her gloriously huge ass looks beautiful.*

: As well as this gargantuan ass, even if I hope that it is not too unwieldy...

You should be fine, I hope! If not, just sit down on Zettai and use him as a throne as you game. I'm sure he'd enjoy it.

: But I would still like to dance about and play games! I do not know if I'll be able to play the dance game I was prior!

: Then let me challenge you. Then you'll be able to see how my huge ass moves!

Wait, Riri! You haven't played those kinds of games before! Are you sure you're going to challenge Rina?

*Ririchiyo whispers in Topaz's ear.*

: Relax. I'll just lose on purpose to get her spirits up.

: You had better not lose on purpose, or I will get angry.

: I see that you've put the board down.

: I am getting serious. I will get ANGRY!

*The lack of expression in Rina's face only makes this a combination of intimidating and humorous.*

: Well then, I suppose I better work my ass.

Sounds sexy!

: Don't stare too much, idiot! (e-even if I don't mind you staring otherwise...)

*With that Ririchiyo and Rina do their dance numbers, with their fat bare asses looking very sexy and bouncy. It is an awe-inspiring scene, one that cannot be adequately described in text. However, as they are nearing the climax of the song.*

: Oh no, I'm tripping!

*Rina's massive ass caused her to be unsteady. She falls ass-first against the pads, landing softly despite her heavy lower half. However, somehow she was still pressing the correct buttons.*

: W-wait, what's going on?! She's just sitting down, yet she's doing everything!

Her fat as must have broken the pad!

: I am merely moving my weight around. Do not think that my landing caused problems for the system. But if you truly want me to “break” some high scores...

BBBBBHHHWWWWEEEEAAARRRTTTT

*For some reason Rina ripping her farts is causing her score calculator to go up by multipliers, as if she was hitting millions of frame-perfect input with her gas. Her score goes up so far that it was unable to calculate properly, causing Riri to go to her knees.*

: I-I can't believe it...

Please don't fart yourself, Riri!

: I'm not kneeling because of that, you idiot! It's because I give up and can't compete with Rina.

: Was that not your intention?

: Eheh, seems you saw right through my plan...

: It was not a difficult plan...

*She still helps Ririchiyo up, collecting her board once again. She holds a smiling face over her face.*

: That said, you were difficult to compete against. Could it be that you play games yourself?

: I mostly watch Topaz play them.

I wish that I could have more time to play them as well! That said, it was a pleasure to face you.

: It was my pleasure as well, Topaz. Thank you for the kind words, as well as the match. I say that it is a draw, as even if I got a high multiplier my score seems unable to register.

So I'm guessing that you won't be using this “exploit” to break the game.

: Certainly not. The machine will likely need repairs, and it stinks. I will have to apologize to the arcade owner.

It's alright, as these things happen. That said, I suppose I should have said “ASS-ploit”. A shame I couldn't make the obvious joke!

: Ass-ploit? I imagine that Ai would enjoy that joke.

I'm sure that Zettai would love seeing her, but sadly we have other girls to talk about this month. Thank you for having us.

: Thank you for discussing me. It was embarrassing but enjoyable, and I appreciate this gigantic ass I have so much!

*Rina continues fondling her immense ass which was easily bigger than she was tall.*

Always happy to help. That said, where shall we go next time?

: I believe that there is another science-loving Love Live girl who you may want to talk to. Perhaps I can make a call and see if she can fit you in.

Sounds like a good plan, as it sounds like we'll have a crazy inventor even with her cool side coming up next! See you all then!

*With that Topaz closes out the blog, while Rina texts next week's girl. Who could this blue-haired genius be? Stay tuned to find out!*

Anime Relations: Love Live! Superstar!! 2nd Season, Love Live! Superstar!! 3rd Season

This is the eight-hundred-sixty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We arrive to this week's blog in the backstage area we left off last time. A blonde girl is using a selfie stick to film herself.*

: I can't even believe what's happened recently! First I was told to run this one game, but I ended up trapped in a board game for a month! But thanks to the efforts of Emperortopaz here I managed to get free, thank goodness! OniNatsu! And I'm sure that you all want to see me again, as my fans are all wanting to see more~

: I mean it may have “seemed” like a month, but Topaz's blogs were pretty much one right after another.

Besides, you were the one running the sugoroku game?

: Details details. Just think of it being one of the many things that I do to make some extra MONEY~

*She holds up her hand in a symbolic way.*

Sounds like there's another person out there trying to get ahead financially at our expense. A shame, and if only people would realize what a fool's errand that is!

: Maybe they think that you're richer than you are due to your blog.

I suppose that is a fair point, but it's not like I get any money from advertisers. I barely get any readers anyway, even if I don't mind.

: Eh?! Barely any readers? Then why would I agree to this in the first place?

I thought it was to make up for all the trouble you gave me the month before.

: That and it makes sense considering we've talked about a lot of idols recently. I just hope that people aren't getting sick of them.

I hope that as well, as I'll probably talk about a lot more of them in the upcoming blogs. That said, does this mean that you won't let me talk about you?

: I can tell that you will be quite picky about me and aren't one of my fans desu no. I know that one of them would give me a far better score than you ever could!

I mean that isn't too surprising, as even Zettai would score you better. You're his girl after all!

: Your girl, Zettai's girl... You can't just claim girls as they're independent people!

There's no malicious intent behind it, but it's better if we split girls up as otherwise we both try to lay claim to the same girl as she's appealing to both of us.

: Luckily that doesn't happen too much, at least as far as I remember.

That's true, though there's some examples I'm sure. That said, you shouldn't worry too much about the blog as I'm quite fair and you'll likely do well too!

: That still isn't encouraging, and I'm sure that my fans will scold you online if I don't do well enough! I'll make some curse you if you give me anything less than a perfect!

I can't do that, as I have integrity! I wouldn't change my blog for no reason, other than notable errors or mistakes.

: I still can't believe that you mispelled Ema's name last time. How do you even DO that? It's three letters!

I probably was thinking of her last name or hit the wrong key while typing too fast. That said, are you sure you don't want me to talk about you?

: I suppose that I did promise, and my fans are likely awaiting your thoughts on me as well...

Did I mention that your ass will grow? I'm sure that you saw the other idols that left, barely fitting into the doorway.

: EH?! That's how their asses got so gigantic...

*The blond girl bends over, talking to herself while her plump sexy ass faces towards Topaz. She also shakes her hips, jiggling her assflab cutely.*

: Hmmm, it's possible that he'll say mean things about me, or spread some type of libel... but seeing those girls and their enormous asses, each cheek was likely bigger than a meter!

*She turns around, looking proud of herself.*

: A-HEM~ I have made a decision!

Oh? What is that?

: I am sure that my fans will love it if my backside became even larger, so go ahead Topaz! I want you to talk about me, and make my enormous ass even bigger as a result desu no!

I'm glad to hear that, both that you'll accept my blog and that your fans are smart enough to know that bigger girl asses are superior! Far better than anything disgusting and unneeded!

: Agreed, as more people need to recognize how sexy asses can be! Especially mine!

*She again looks proud of herself, with a silly exhaled breath.*

That is certainly true, as we'll see soon enough! But enough stalling, as now that she's agreed to it...



: To think that it took so long for you to talk about me, Topaz!

I mean that is true, but being fair there was the third season I had to wait for. And unlike Sumire, who was sadly ignored as Superstar has terrible tastes and is out to troll Zettai in particular, it was a good season for you Natsumi. But we'll talk more about that later on.

: I'm sure that you have many things to talk about as well, and I await hearing what you have to say. My fans are also listening in.

Eh? Are you streaming the blog? I don't know if you can...

: Because it's your intellectual property and thus unfair? It's not like you're Shakespeare, Topaz.

Forsooth and all that. But I mean more because it'll probably be boring, what with all the things that I'll be talking about. Though I do suppose they'll slowly watch your ass getting bigger too.

: Of course-w-wait, is it becoming bigger already?!

*Natsumi fondles her cheeks, swapping the hand which was holding the selfie stick to check that cheek. She also shows off her ass to the camera, shaking it in her pants and nearly bursting out.*

: It IS! And my chat is going wild from the close-up as well!

Just don't get banned, as female asses get sadly hated! Boo getting all the downsides of being fanservice without many of the pluses!

: It's not like I'm showing that much skin anyway, at least not yet as I saw those girls you talked about before. I haven't broken free of my pants yet, desu no!

I bet that once you do you'll see a surge in subscribers, as your ass looks great! But I'll talk about that later!

: Later later. Time is money, and I don't want to be lacking any talking to someone who won't further my career!

: I'm sure that you'll get a lot of fans with that huge ass Topaz will give you, even if it's quite large even starting off-

It's a shame that Superstar doesn't have measurements because it tried too much to be “clean” but then abandoned it! Thankfully, at least somewhat.

: Plus I thought that people wanted to watch longer videos. Or at least streams as that will mean you'll get more money.

If only that was the case when it comes to writing all of this! Then again, talking about Natsumi is a reward as well!

: Oh ho~ That it certainly is! I do apologize for being cruel at first, but go right ahead and talk about me Topaz. What topic will you discuss first?

First I have to talk about your name, as is tradition.

: Tradition...?

I mean I've talked about over eight-hundred girls, slowly closing in on nine-hundred! There's a lot of girls I've talked about after all!

: But what about your yearly tradition?

I mean my meganekko blog cancels out the terrible trap blog, and occasionally I've talked about two girls in one week as well. So it's sorta hard to be precise.

: I don't need a deep explanation. I was just curious, but if you're going to talk about my name don't get distracted!

True true, as it's a fairly interesting name. “Natsu” of course means “Summer” while “Mi” seems to mean “beautiful”.

: I'm so lovely even my name contains the word “beauty” in it~

*She flicks one of her braids in a seductive fashion, looking very cute as she does so.*

That's certainly true, and considering your birthday-*loud grumble* it makes sense you'd be “summer” too.

: That is true-wait, what was that grumble for?

You'll find out later, though I will say beforehand Superstar's retcons are absolutely atrocious and offensive! Regardless, at least we have a beautiful summer beside us!

: True, if only it wasn't so warm. Though I'm sure that Zettai is getting it worse.

True. The only strong “warmth” he deserves would be with Natsumi sitting on him and ripping warm gases!

: E-EH?! I cannot do such a thing! I am an idol after all, and we are polite girls who need to be treated delicately and-

PPPPTTTTHHHHWWWAAAAUUURRRTTTTT

*Natsumi blushes after ripping one freely, as her finger was waggling as she was scolding Topaz. She has a funny expression as well, looking to the side and being sweaty.*

: L-like I said, no idol would let out anything that strong...

: I'm just glad that we didn't have to deal with that in the game! Granted some of the girls did use poisonous attacks, but at least we aren't trapped in there now...

True true. But don't worry about stepping on a frog, Natsumi. I'm sure Zettai would love absorbing your “summer breeze”. And your last name is fitting as well.

: Eh? What are you talking about?

Onitsuka is likely made of “Oni”, which is similar to “demon” or “orge” or something, and “Tsuka” seems to mean a hill. And believe me, your BUTTE is certainly “demonic” with that kind of stench!

: Hey now! Don't be making fun of me!

I'm not, as I'm sure that Zettai would love you more with a bigger, gassier ass! And don't worry as you can say “ass” too!

: B-but anything other than “gyatt” or similar would get my channel demonetized!

That would be terrible, but such language censoring also makes things terrible too! Boo terrible algorithms ruining the internet so much, as if people on social media weren't already ruining it so much!

: Hopefully your stream won't be cut out early and we'll be able to talk properly about Natsumi.

: In that case how about you get a move on, as you've talked about my name well enough desu no! So much that it's embarrassing!

Sounds like a good plan, and as such let's begin the blog properly!

*Natsumi looks at her phone camera once again, winking cutely.*

: See that chat? He'll do anything I'll say and he'll praise me for it too~

That sounds dominant and sexy, which is great. No wonder your chat loves you so much! But enough being distracted by that stream, as it's time to talk properly!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Natsumi may have blonde hair, but it also looks a lot better than normal blonde hair would. It's a lighter shade, and the lower parts have a pink ombre which brings out the color of her eyes a fair amount. It's a cute and unique look and style, and I like how her braids rest on her shoulders while looking very fluffy. In the back her hair is fluffy and wavy as well, and length-wise it seems to be slightly past her shoulders which is a decent length. The waviness and braids do make Natsumi seem somewhat ojou-like, though with braids rather than curls. Her sides cover her ears nicely, and probably the only issue are her bangs. They seem a little stiff and short compared to the rest of her hair, but it's an alright size and looks alright at least with a fair split. Still, her bangs could stand to have been a bit better. I do like the white flower decoration she wears on the side of her bangs though. That said, overall Natsumi still has an incredible hair style, being somewhat ojou-like and the lighter color making the blonde not seem as strong though the pink tips help too.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Natsumi has pretty good eyes as well, with a nice shape and color. As mentioned previously her eyes match the pink in her hair and it's a very pretty color for eyes I think. The pink is quite bright but I mean that in a good way as it makes her eyes stand out as well. The shape of her eyes are quite nice too, seeming tsurime but a little hard to tell as her eyes are still fairly rounded. It's not as obvious as with her sister Tomari though. Still, Natsumi does have some nice eyelashes and corners to her eyes, and the beautiful shade of her eyes helps too. On one hand, Natsumi does have glasses though Love Live doesn't allow glasses-wearing which is unfortunate (a shame though a lot of idol series sadly do that too). Still, she does have a nice pair of black thick-framed ones which look really good on her! It's a shame she rarely uses them, though I suppose she's Zettai's girl anyway. She also has heart-shaped sunglasses in official art and at the pool. Regardless, overall Natsumi does really well when it comes to her eyes, with a lovely shape and color even if her sister has stronger ones. I'd also like to see her wearing her glasses more too, but I know Love Live wouldn't let that happen sadly!
Grade: B

===Face==
Natsumi looks really great, though I imagine you can tell by her art. Something that isn't shown is the various faces she makes, which are quite humorous and goofy but in a good way (like when she has a cat smile-like upper lip). She is a very expressive character, though Sumire was also a bit like that in the beginning as well but Natsumi does it for her streams and such. Like with the other Love Live girls Natsumi also has a soft face to her, with curved cheeks and a wide chin but in a good way. She also has a dot nose which I like quite a bit, and due to her somewhat short bangs and eyebrow color they seem a little thicker than the other characters though not overly so. Overall Natsumi does really well here, being a silly and fun character with a lot of expression, though her soft features and small nose help out as well.
Grade: A

*Natsumi has a surprised face with her cat-like lips and small pupils.*

: I am shocked!

I can tell, but you still look very cute! Your silly expressive faces are one of the best things about you, no offense!

: To think that you would talk about something being “best” already, even if I do appreciate the compliment!

*She poses proudly.*

: Go ahead and continue to praise me, as I'm sure that my fans will appreciate all the words you'll have to say~

Certainly, as you look amazing! Much like with Sumire from earlier in the year, though being fair I do like the appeal and art style Love Live tends to have. You have soft features including a dot nose and some curvy cheeks. And I don't mean your ass, though that is looking even sexier!

*Natsumi once again bends over, showing off her plump cheeks and shaking her hips. Her assflab jiggles and with her new size she seems to bust through her pants easily. She tries to cover the tears cutely with her hands, making her fat cheeks even more obvious due to the smushing.*

: EEEEK! Don't look! And don't point the camera at my ass either desu no!

: You're the one holding the stick! Can't you stop filming for five minutes or something?

Now now, at least the fans will get a great look at her ass which Natsumi certainly deserves. But getting back to her face, I greatly enjoy her expressions and they fit with her personality which makes her very cute. Probably the only issue is that she could use more bangs, but that's more her hair issue.

: Eh?! Is that why you gave me such a poor score for hair?

Certainly not! There are other good reasons. It's not like you actually lack bangs after all!

: Phew... w-wait! You mean that there's other reasons?!

Minor ones, such as the color. Blonde is very overused after all, but having it fade into pink not only looks good and gives you a bit of nice contrast but it also goes well with your eye color.

: My character color isn't oninattsu pink for no reason~ It's even named after me!

: That can't be a real color, right? It's not like there's been a pink lurking about somewhere and you suddenly invented it, right?

I can't tell if it was or not, or if it's a renamed color or something. I don't know colors, as you've seen by how badly I can mess up hair and eye colors. Fortunately the pink isn't the only reason that Natsumi's hair does well though, as cute as it is. The braids may not be ojou curls, but still fairly close and give a similar function to her design. I also like how even with braids her hair isn't pulled forward making it look bare in back.

: Pretty soon she'll be “bare” in “back” though... (Darn it, I'm hanging around Topaz too much. His bad puns are spreading...)

: What are you talking about?

Well, your hair is really nice and wavy in back, and it gives a lot of nice volume to your head too.

: Ufufu, I take very good care of my hair after all~

I can tell, as whatever sponsor you have is quite great! Out of your head area your eyes are probably your weakest area but even then that's only because your hair and face are so strong. And face I suppose includes eyes a little, as they show a lot of expression which is very cute. Still, your eyes are very beautiful as well~

*Natsumi proudly shows off as well, showing a wink towards her camera.*

: You hear that, everyone? Topaz really loves my eyes, which I'm sure that my chat and followers all love as well~

I'm sure that they do! The pink color as mentioned goes well with your hair having that color in places, and the shape is quite nice even if it's the rounded tsurime type so it's a little hard to tell. Still, that shape fits well with your personality and again the color is very beautiful!

: That is completely understandable, and I'm glad to hear that you appreciate my BEAUTY too~

Certainly! And you even wear glasses occasionally! Granted the heart-shaped sunglasses aren't the best for me, but the nice thick-framed black ones are quite nice!

: Oh ho~ It seems that you appreciate girls in glasses!

Of course, unlike the creators of Love Live sadly! They need to give girls like Hanayo their glasses back, and boo idols removing them! And you'd likely do even better if you wore yours more often too, Natsumi!

: I shall try hard, even if you aren't the type that I should appeal to. I am that one Zettai's favorite after all~

Well, third favorite from Superstar. He likes Sumire a lot more, which means that he was hurt the most by the series seeming to forget her in the third season. Still, I'm sure he'll appreciate your pink eyes in black glasses!

: Seems he is quite smart and handsome then~

That he is, but we're not here to compliment my friends. After all, we have far more topics to discuss!

: Then let's not waste another second! My followers will surely love hearing you praise me even further desu no!

Then let's continue onward!

*Natsumi continues to pose for her camera, showing off her cute face and lovely medium-length hair all while Topaz begins on the next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly as mentioned back in Sumire's blog Superstar lacks most measurements, which is notable as previous seasons had them. This means that the only measurement we know about with Natsumi is her height, which is 152 cm (and that her blood type is AB, though that doesn't matter too much to me). She does at least have a fairly alright body I'd say, even if it isn't shown off too much. I do like the scene where we see how exhausted Natsumi is working at her delivery jobs every day and she bends over while showing off her ass! It's a great moment as it moves as she talks, and occasionally while practicing she'd bend over and show off then, at least if I remember correctly (there's a lot of girls so I may be mistaken, but the tight pants look quite nice). Her legs are alright, seen nicely in the most recent season, as is her waist and I want to imagine she's bottom heavy too. Still, without official information I can't be sure. That said, overall Natsumi still has a nice body though showing off her ass more would have been nice (though that one scene helps too). Oh, and there's a goofy perspective official image that makes her look like she's giant compared to the other Superstar girls in her year.
Grade: B

===Chest===
Natsumi is fairly on the average side when it comes to this area. She's not extremely busty, though being fair outside of Shiki Superstar doesn't really have that much of a “cow” character. It's not like it gets brought up too much and she doesn't show any envy either which is always nice. Natsumi isn't completely flat either, having a small amount of curve, but she's still on the slender side I'd say. Still, there's not too say about Natsumi in this here, even if overall her slim size does mean she does pretty well.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Like with a lot of idols Natsumi has her fair share of outfits. Her main outfit is the blue blazer uniform with jumper and white shirt, with a red ribbon on her neck, though sadly Natsumi wears short socks so even if they're frilly they're meh. Not the whole outfit, but the lack of showing off her legs (ironic considering they're bare, but I hope you understand what I mean). She has many other outfits, mostly cute idol ones and her character color seems to be hot pink. But she also has winter clothes when the group went to Kinako's place (as well as the naked oil can bathing). She also has her delivery outfit as well as many fashionable casual clothes, a nice frilly bikini though sadly a skirt bottom, and as mentioned the training clothes are quite nice too with the tight pants. Official art also has Natsumi in waitress clothes, flight attendant, black dress, yukata, and likely many more. There's probably a lot more that I've forgotten as well, which is unfortunate, but overall Natsumi does quite well showing off her body though her uniform could have been better (mostly with thighhighs or something).
Grade: B

*Natsumi is once again smug and proud, even laughing with the back of her hand in front of her mouth.*

: Looks like I've done quite well once again! Is there any that can defeat me?

It is true that you have a really nice body, and unlike shows for younger girls you show off nicely. Especially that one bent shot where you're complaining about your back while delivering packages.

: Carrying a lot of boxes can be tiring, even if individually they aren't too heavy.

Fair point, as I used to deliver newspapers. Still, it was a great shot!

: Of course~ Is there any way a shot of me couldn't be perfect~

*She proudly bends over with her ass towards the camera, pushing her exposed cheeks towards it. And by “camera” I mean Topaz's, not her phone as she would likely crush it with her big ass at this point.*

I mean it looks even more grand now! Each cheek could nearly take up the entire screen by itself, and I'm sure that your hips are bigger than you are tall now!

: Well, I am a bit on the short side, or at least it seemed that way to you.

152 cm is pretty short I'd say, but a good amount of the girls are that height so it doesn't cause too many problems. You also aren't the token “loli” though being fair Superstar doesn't seem to have one as far as I know.

: They're too busy ruining the other characters to make one. Even Natsumi is included in that!

: Eh?! How could they have ruined me?!

I'll get to it eventually, but let's just say that they caved in to China's dumb demands for some reason. Regardless it is true that Natsumi is on the short side but she's also not a “short stack” or anything like that. She has a mostly medium sized chest, perhaps on the smaller side of medium, but it fits well with her body.

: It is true that my chest isn't very big, but it looks like my fans are enjoying how much larger my ass is!

Smart fans, and I can completely understand! It's a great ass and has a some good shots if I remember correctly. The rest of your body is pretty nice and fitting, and your thighs are nice and make it seem like you're bottom heavy. I mean even before I made your ass grow of course.

: Certainly, just look at how big and plump my cheeks are now!

*Natsumi fondles her cheeks, making sure to show off the softness and springiness.*

Very lovely indeed! And for the last point, you do have some nice clothes. I don't know for sure if your uniform suits you, but it does at least stick out a little compared to some other basic sailor uniforms or something. You are helped out by your other clothes.

: But of course, as I am quite fashionable desu no~

*She seems smug again.*

I can see that, as you show off how hard you work! I don't just mean all the boxes or delivery either, as you work hard to try and stay in touch with fashion even if you live so far away from the school. It shows how dedicated you are to everything!

: I am glad that all my hard work is paying off!

Certainly! And you have a great style too! A shame you wore a skirt bottom as a swimsuit, as even if you were sitting down you might have had a resurgence of assy art like Shiki's reclined body did.

: I suppose that we can't all be perfect~ Though I am certainly close, judging by your scores for me!

I wouldn't say “perfect” as they could certainly be better. Having a memorable ass shot certainly helps though, and in general your body is very sexy!

: OniNatsu! You heard it here everyone~ Topaz really likes me desu no~

Of course, though as I said earlier you're Zettai's girl and thus appeal to him more. But for now, we have more things to talk about, including something big!

: How lovely as it sounds like Topaz has even more praise for me! Go on and tell me, desu no!

*She is acting very cutesy, still happy to have her body so praised.*

I'm glad to hear that you're in such a good mood, Natsumi! We have some things to talk about though...

*With an ominous line Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Natsumi is a pretty great girl, though I can understand being annoyed at her at first. She seems like a very frivolous girl, often selling out people as she's trying to get views or selfies or other similar things. I'm not a big fan of that kind of “trendy” girl, though I suppose that may be the old man in me. She's a L-tuber which is a lot like influencers which I'm not big on, as I'm not too big on people adopting fake “personas” or revolving their personality over what would get the most views. However, Natsumi also works hard to get where she is. She not only has many backbreaking jobs, literally in some cases, but she does a lot of research and had many career prospects when she was younger. However, all of her dreams crumbled when she realized how hard they would be and how she doesn't have the talent she wanted. Fortunately not only does Natsumi join being a school idol but she gets very charmed by being one. Her sister Tomari joining the cast in the third season also made the two butt heads, as she didn't want Natsumi to give up on another thing without success. She also becomes a lot more sympathetic and likable once she officially joins as well, as I imagine having more screentime would do. Natsumi also says “Money” quite a bit in English which is cute, and often ends sentences in “Desu no” as well as making “OniNatsu” a catchphrase too (or at least I think it's "desu no", there are times where I'm bad at picking up full verbal tics so I apologize if I used the wrong ending. At least I remember to write them unlike PreCure subbers for mascots!). Overall while Natsumi had a bit of a rocky start she was a very entertaining character even with her slightly manipulative and money-making schemes. Still, she was funny and enjoyable. Natsumi is voiced by Aya Emori who does really well with all of Natsumi's traits and even does very nice singing, but sadly this is her only role that I know of.
Grade: B-

===Libido==
As far as I can remember, Natsumi doesn't show off too much when it comes to this area. Sadly she doesn't have a dynamic with Kinako like Shiki and Mai had (as the four were introduced together) and most of the time Love Live girls don't show too much libido. I do like the connections she has with Tomari though, as once she joins the cast in the third season it helps Natsumi a fair bit out and they have some good moments together. Granted not sexual ones, as they're sisters (not that sisterly incest is bad of course), but I'm sure you understand. I also appreciate her glancing at unnamed girl asses at the pool, looking almost jealous, which is funny xD. Overall Natsumi does alright here, though it seems she likes money more than love and I just heard that so don't take that out of context or imply bad things!
Grade: B-

===Age===
This is definitely Natsumi's worst area, even if it's not something she can control. Age wise she's not too bad, being about average as she's starts as a first year high school student and becomes a second year in the third season. The main issue is that her birthday was changed. It was originally August 13th, but for some reason (probably idiots complaining) it was instead changed to August 7th. It's a shame as the 13th is rarely used as a birthday for anime girls, and it's a significant day for a certain handsome friend of mine. It's almost insulting that they changed her birthday as a result, as if Superstar was trolling him in particular, but it certainly worked. Boo being so concerned with the China market as it happened to be a troubling day in their histories, but such atrocities probably happened every day so it's not like they can completely avoid them! It's such a shame as Natsumi would have done much better had it not been for this date change, and due to how offensive it is there's no way I can give her a better score. Even then, overall I might be generous and not have penalized Natsumi enough, but this sort of change was unprecedented and hopefully isn't something that would ever happen again!
Grade: C+

Total Grades: 73
Average score: 8.1
Final Grade: B

*Natsumi has an understandably disappointed look on her face. Even her hand with the selfie stick seems down.*

: O-OniNatsu... I-I can't believe it!

Listen! It's not your fault-

: To think that you would score me so low-desu no! I deserve a much better score!

: In all fairness you probably would have done much better. It's just that Topaz gave you a pretty big penalty for “age”.

I do apologize to Natsumi, but not to the company! Age-wise she's fine, going from a first year high school girl to a second year in the third season. But that date change is unforgivable!

: Eh? Is there something wrong?

Of course! August 13th is a date that's rarely used for birthdays for anime girls, so Zettai was happy to share his birthday with someone. But then they pulled it back by about a week, dangling a great girl like you in front of him only to pull it away! It's one of the numerous things that contribute to me saying that Superstar trolls him in particular!

: I'm sure that he still has something good on his birthday, even if we don't share it (though I do remember showing up in blogs saying that in Topaz's canon it's still on his birthday...)

If only! The only thing he has is something that he's disgusted by, so boo brain-damaged idiots causing him so many issues! He needed a great girl like you, and the company abandoned him so he felt awful! Boo all the terrible retcons!

: In that case I do apologize, even if it was not my fault. But it seems like you punished me for all those areas!

I mean you don't show off your libido too much, though you do have some cute moments with Tomari. And the moment at the pool was funny too, but I blame people not wanting idols to be in relationships with guys. I can understand, but a shame you don't have a shota fan to pamper or tease!

: A young boy... I'd probably engulf him with my enormous cheeks as each one would be bigger than he is-desu no~

*Natsumi proudly shows off her ass once again, her cheeks completely exposed as her bottoms and panties weren't able to contain how gigantic her ass was now.*

If only! Sadly they'd never allow that, which is a shame!

: A shame is also how you treated me as well! Imagine, hating a girl as OniNatsu as myself!

Being fair you got off to a very poor start for me. I'm really against the sort of influencer Youtuber type of person like you seem to be, which is unfortunate as it meant that I had a poor view of you in the beginning. Fortunately you do get better, not because you lost that side but because you showed off more of the rest of your personality and the past you had with Tomari. The third season did pretty well for you.

: At least one of Zettai's favorites got attention!

Two, being fair. Margarete also had some good scenes too. But poor Sumire getting her screentime lowered as she deserves better!

: So you didn't like me at first, but I did better once you got to know me? I suppose that makes sense, and if you praise me more I'll even make you into one of my favorite followers desu no~

I'd rather not, as again you're more Zettai's girl. But you are quite enjoyable and humorous, and you also push the plot forward a fair bit in the third season as well. You are a pretty great girl, just not for my tastes but hopefully that's fine. And of course your voice is very lovely too, though it is the VA's only role.

: I suppose that happens sometimes with Love Live, as a lot of Superstar girls are like that. But I suppose they have inexperienced girls for a reason as they knew Love Live would keep them busy.

Exactly, go supporting newbies in the VA world I suppose. And by all means, even if Natsumi did a little poor in her personality for me she's still a great girl! Maybe not one of my favorites of the group, but still not worth hating. Other than having her birthday changed as that's just offensive to pull that sort of thing.

: Hmmm, so you're saying it's mostly your poor tastes and the thing with the birthday that's the issue?

Mostly yeah. But even then you do get a little better from your initial impressions may imply. Though I suppose that Mirika from Kanojo Mo Kanojo existing makes you look much better in comparison.

: Ufu, even other girls like me could never compare to the level of OniNatsu that I have~

*Natsumi looks smug once again.*

I mean that happens when you make up your own words...

: D-desu no...

*She is extremely shocked.*

Regardless, it seems like it's time for this blog to end. It was a pleasure looking at you today, Natsumi.

: And it was my pleasure talking to you too. OniNatsu my fans, as we're off~ See you all next time desu no~

*With that she finally stops streaming, letting out a sigh of relief.*

: Phew, I can only hope that does well.

That's one bad thing about making content, as you have to constantly chase fads instead of doing what you want to. People need to slow down and enjoy life, especially online.

: Do not worry, as I plan on resting for a bit before practice~ But see you all later, desu no~

*With a wave Natsumi leaves, allowing Topaz and Riri to be by themselves.*

Well, that's another blog done. How about we start heading home?

: I can understand that, and hopefully Natsumi's fans, including Zettai, enjoy her blog.

I can only hope so, and I hope that I was able to define what made her retcon so offensive and awful too. Otherwise she's a pretty likable girl and I hope I did justice towards her.

: I'm sure you did. Or at least people recognize how poor your writing skills are.

Still better than relying on AI. That would be an awful day as even if I dislike writing being able to do this myself is still an honor. Though speaking of AI, perhaps I have a good idea which Love Live girl to look at next time...

: Please make it not be the obvious name joke, Topaz.

Name joke... OH! Unfortunately not, even if the smiley gal girl is great too. I'm talking about her friend who uses electronics to help her perform, and is talented at such things.

: Sounds like a good plan, as she's one of Zettai's favorite girls too!

Exactly, even if she's on the slender side of things. Still, it looks like we'll be visiting a certain girl at the arcade next time, and I hope you won't be “BOARD” either!

: That was a weak pun, but then again far too many of them are...

*Riri sighs as we close out the blog for this week. Be sure to tune in next time where we'll be looking at an electronics-loving kuudere! And I don't mean Auru from PriMagi either!*