Qiezi Mabo Forever

so!

i don't know why this exists, but it does. i really, really don't understand why this exists. it may be very deep, but i would have no idea, i couldn't find subs.

i wanted to find the least popular anime on this site and watch it, and, as of 9/4/18, this is that anime... qiezi mabo forever. the fried chicken mix, specifically. i'm just as confused as you are, i swear.

story: as far as i can tell, a sad looking businessman one day encounters a rapper in a hoodie + ski mask, who begins rapping at him so intensely the businessman clips through the ground and ... pills begin dancing around him--my theory is his encounter with the Hip and Happening Youth (TM) made him realize how pathetic and mundane his existence was, so as his world collapses beneath him he falls into a drug-induced spiral of bad decisions, leading him to hallucinate his marriage, only friends, and forcing him to question what's real and what's not.

the actual plot: he sleeps with a lady dressed as a playboy bunny. meanwhile, the rapper dude grows to gargantuan sizes + ascends to godhood. as the Gang is watching television together with them on it, the rapper + bunny lady disappear, and the businessman clutches his head and collapses in despair. then the video loops. it's really good 3/10

art: it's just.. cel shaded 3d models i think?? it serves its purpose, i suppose. it doesn't look outright awful, just a bit boring, but i appreciate the minimalism of the backgrounds, they look neat. 6/10

sound: this song is so sonically confusing, i have listened to it four times and i still don't understand it. 4/10

character: i love the rapper guy so much. 5/10

enjoyment: i'm baffled and delighted. qiezi mabo forever is entertaining, at least, and at the end of the day, that's what matters. do you want to confuse someone? link them this five minute music video, and try to have them analyze it critically. hours of fun for the whole family, 10/10

i don't know what this music video was trying to do, and i don't know if it achieved what it was trying to do, but it has changed me. thank you, qiezi mabo forever (fried chicken mix). i love you. 4/10

UPDATE 10/3/20 - was listening to my personal playlist. heat by brockhampton came on. i was terrified, because its opening is fundamentally identical to qiezi mabo forever (fried chicken mix). i haven't thought about this song since i first reviewed it. anyways. hope y'all are having a good one