At a high school reunion, Mio Fukatani reunites with a classmate she has not seen in years—Takahide Kujou. She had always wanted to know more about the kind-hearted boy in high school, but once she realizes that Kujou has become a monk, she believes that any chance of getting to know him romantically is slim. Deciding to drink away her sorrows, she ends up walking home drunk, and surprisingly, running into Kujou who helps her get home.
However, once inside, Kujou's lust for Mio becomes apparent and the two share an erotic night of passion. As this steamy romance blossoms between these two unlikely lovers, Mio and Kujou will undoubtedly spend many nights together in utter ecstasy.
Every so often I'll watch an anime that makes me question how I've arrived to this point in life. Watching a bald priest bang a girl senseless a dozen times is one of those moments. I can picture my dead grandparents looking down on me thinking "What a mistake Kyle was"
To be clear, I'm a fan of smut anime. I find it cool that a genre exists where sex is a regular thing as opposed to nonstop teasing and blushing. The problem with Souryo to Majiwaru Shikiyoku is it fails to be sexy, leaving virtually every box unchecked in what I'd consider to be a quality
Visualizing yourself in the shoes of the lead character is a major part of the appeal of any sexualized anime. That's why most harem leads are awkward teenage nice guys. Here we have a manipulative baldy with rapist tendencies who (hopefully) has little in common with the viewer themselves, making it difficult to connect with the scenes
Having a staple of attractive characters with unique personalities to choose from is another appeal of this genre. Instead we get a single couple having sex a dozen times. It gets very old, very quickly, even with each episode being 3 minutes long on average
Lastly, the aesthetic is ugly. That thumbnail in the top left corner a farce. I wish the show looked that good. While smut anime generally don't have large production staffs that can easily be made up with attractive designs and a multitude of unique enough looking characters. None of which are present here.
This is the very first show of this nature that I found more repulsing than attractive. The only way I can see someone enjoying this is if they have a fetish for bald men in which case more power to you. Otherwise I'd recommend you to trust the MAL score and watch something else that won't make your grandparents think your birth was a mistake.
The question you have to ask yourself before watching this show is: do I want to see hentai? If the answer is yes, go for it. Each episode has about 3 minutes of no plot, porn, some nonsense, and dubious circumstances (and consent).
I guess some people started to watch this because the guy looks like the one from One Punch Man but don’t get mistaken... this is pretty much porn and that’s it.
Story - Non-existant
Art - Looked cute until the porn started
Sound - I can't forget the sounds
Character - No development, just porn
Enjoyment - I am not a hentai fan, so... no enjoyment
I wasted my time
“If you try to arouse me, you will fill me with lust.”
Let that set the tone for this review. Just really let that sink in, which shouldn't take long.
Based on the three versions that were broadcast, this had to have been some kind of experiment to see what they could do with adult anime. Clearly, the “all-ages” version is a joke from the way it was going to be butchered to hell and back, and the “15+” version has some laughable censorship this side of “Pupa” and “Okusama ga Seitokaichou”, albeit with the latter, it's more toward the cut-out puppet segments to cut away from
the juicy bits. So does that make the “18+” version all the more superior?
Not even in the slightest. In fact, the censored version is actually sparing its audience from seeing how much of a mistake (and bore) it actually is simply by distracting them with silly puppetry.
STORY: What story? Each episode is three minutes long and it sometimes skips around like a scratched up DVD. What little story there IS is basically how every smutfic in existence can be summed up in one sentence: Girl meets boy/reunites with boy now all grown up and sexiness (well... “sexiness”) ensues. They make a failed attempt at making it interesting by having the man be a monk and he needs a “fiancé” to please his parents since he's taking over the temple, but nothing noteworthy comes from that.
Oh, and there's some relationship drama somewhere or another. Except I fail to see how this is a positive, let alone healthy relationship in the first place.
CHARACTERS: I haven't bothered to remember these characters' names, and not just because I was watching it raw majority of the time. But I need to briefly mention these characters, so for clarity, I'll call them Carrot Top, Not-Saitama, and Proto-Kaworu. The parents are pointless, not even going to bother with them.
Carrot Top is a well-endowed woman. That's it. She has no personality traits outside of being a submissive sex doll for Not-Saitama to grope and perform lewd acts on whenever he wants. This is because she's a blank slate for the viewer to insert herself into and pretend Not-Saitama is ravishing her. Because women and their fantasies, am I right?
Not-Saitama is a horn dog who really likes licking his pretend-fiancé's boobs and ears, and poking around in her orifices. He's probably also borderline (if not outright) rapey since he took advantage of her while she was drunk, and he always initiates the first move. Got to teach his pretend-fiancé how to be the perfect wife of a monk, am I right?
Right off the bat with his introduction, Proto-Kaworu does nothing but hit on Carrot Top every chance he gets—except for the one time Not-Saitama caught him, so he watched the two of them make out on the spot. He's only here to shoehorn in drama and an affair plot-line that's resolved in the second-to-last episode anyway because that's what all romances need, am I right, or AM I RIGHT.
Why am I getting some terrible “Twilight”/“The Host” vibes from this?
ART/ANIMATION: Going to start this off by saying I'm not surprised Seven, the studio behind this joke of an anime, was also the same one behind “Okusama”, but they shockingly also did “I Can't Understand What My Husband is Saying”. And apparently they also worked on quite a bit of hentai I have no interest in seeing whatsoever. So there really wasn't going to be much praise in this department. Their specialty lies in mainly short anime, so good for them that this works in their favor.
Too bad the animation looks like it was made by a lemon fanfic writer who tried replacing their shoddily-written sex scenes with Flash animation to make it look “better”. That's how embarrassing and amateurish it is; it's still easy on the eyes compared to some other cheap hentai out there, but the errors are sloppy and egregious, you would have to practically not be looking at the screen to not see them. They try to cover it up by making the art look “pretty” and using as many still-frames (minus the mouth flaps) as possible in the three-to-four-minute runtime they have, but even those still-frames can have off-model moments.
The only time this looked good and had some actual care put into it were in the first two episodes. But that was the entire point as those episodes were also the hottest. Have to give credit where credit is due, no matter how small.
SOUND: Absolutely forgettable and as amateurish as the animation, as to be expected from a voice actress who was in two other hentai prior to this. And what a surprise, the voice actors are all nobodies. The soundtrack itself is also dull, I'm pretty sure they just repeated the same two tracks over and over, I just can't be bothered to check. The ending theme's also pointless and doesn't sound all that great, there's nothing grabbing your attention other than letting you know the end credits are rolling.
I had to watch these episodes raw if I wanted the “full experience”, so I can't really judge dialogue. But I assume, based on the quote I gave above from the fansub of the first episode, all of the dialogue consists of being spouted out by Captain Obvious. And I just have to ask, “Who talks like that?” Seriously. That can't have just been a weird translation, the script must actually be THAT awkward and hokey.
OVERALL: Just watch the first two episodes only—raw (unless you're curious about what the “15+” version looks like). It's only like seven minutes of your time, I'm sure you can get off to it within that timeframe.
And ladies, don't give this a passing grade, or hell, even a passing glance just because it's animated porn for women. We deserve better quality smut to fantasize about.
She loved the rapist in the end of story.
Watching a non R-18 is truly the garbage experience, so I decided to spend my time watching a R-18 version.
Now one thing that reminds you the most is, it exactly looks similar as Yosuga no Sora type of series but this is 3 minutes anime and only 1 girl to get laid with.
The description says it all, the bald guy who looks like Saitama pull out pranks by raping her, and Mio decides to let him rape her.
For each every episode, there`s a rape scene, and not in good way.
Its like the show trading both
hentai scenes and anime scenes, blend it together, and turned into a failure.
So lets talk about characteristic, its zero and brainless, Mio's a bitch, Baldy a raper, and Baldy's Parent just let them continue to be their future bride. Great.
There`s one this that I praise is the Art design, but only praise on how "fluid" the "hentai" was.
I think this story is wrote by 10 years old kid. I found this to be offended and I knew it since in the beginning. Please add "Hentai" tag on this show.
Conclusion, this is not for everyone. If you look forward for mediocre storyline, then this isn`t, even Hentai scene looks like crap.
(Old version review)
3 Minutes, + more minutes on R-18 version.
Which one you prefer?
For me, from what my age is, I pick R-18 because "Thats the way its intended to watch" mode. And... ok. Its Hentai show that somehow it didn`t tagged as "Hentai" in this site. And instead of making a usual 24 mins, they make a weekly 3 min show.
Plot? Well how to explain. A dude getting so horny to a girl, which is her old classmate from school, trying to rape her. And the next episode will be doing even more different position. So next time giving a real sex show.
Character? I don`t understand. This is me, and my thoughts of Mio is exactly the same, and she let him rape her. Why? I don`t know. She love him, but he`s a rapist. Human rights please.
And the baldy guy, is a Saitama Rapist version. A monk. A priest. A horny guy.
If you never knew the animator, SEVEN, also did some highly ecchi "my wife is a student council" and "I don`t understand what my husband is saying", but they also make a Hentai show. Of course. Rance.
Conclusion, I don`t know. Probably its like, a girl knows that monk/priest would be bad in Love relationship, but monk decided to rape instead.