Nageki no Kenkou Yuuryouji

So, this exists.

In the vibrant world of anime and manga you are bound to come across strange and wacky concepts, which can either be poorly executed or wonderfully executed. Nageki No Kenkou Yuuryouji Is interesting to say the least, if you want to jack off to this, more power to you, but let me tell you something, this anime makes less sense then me trying to understand king crimson before part 5 became an anime.

Story, what's that? That was a bit harsh albeit quite true at the same time, this so proclaimed "story" is about a girl who can't feel the extravagant pleasure of ... "climaxing" or "releasing seminal fluids" this of course makes main girl very sad, but guess what big sister has got you covered with the power of fucking hypnotism, now I understand that with some hentai you have to suspense your disbelief a bit, and just sit down, enjoy! But how the fuck is this supposed to make me do anything but scream at my computer in confusion. So just for a second Im going to believe this bullshit, there is still a cabal cade of weird shit. For example, at the end of the first episode main girl and big sis are having sex, well ok its a hentai... and boom Milf has appeared, now let me say this, they are not Step sister or Step mother, they are biologically connected, that is if you think about it incredibly disturbing. Also there's this segment in the first episode that makes so little sense that it makes chemistry look easy in comparison, so what is this segment you may ask? Well dear reader shall I inform you? This segment I speak of is a segment where the sister helps the main girl find ways to cure her lack of "squirt Potential" by going to various people, these people consist of "Lesbian fortune teller" and "Professor Frink, but under the influence" as you can tell, not to good (also main girl was possessed by horny incubus and I don't think I'm willing to share with you).

Art was shit, animation was shit, albeit, it was produced in 1994 and animation bak in the day wasn't so hot, but that doesn't change the fact that it's bad, I mean just look how outdated the designs look, they look god awful.

sound, what's sound? I don't even remember hearing music in this anime, either I'm deaf, or its just really forgettable, and I'm assuming the latter.

characters, for real, they were so bland and forgettable, it's not that I hate them, there just cardboard cutouts, not people not anything, they are lifeless blank slates with the resemblance of personality to mask the fact that there all just drawings in a cartoon, a good character should make us forget we are in a fantasy, take for example one of may favourite anime characters, spike Spiegel, spike is a good character because, he has personalty, a backstory he's fun, he's cool and interesting but at the same time he is, he feels real, relatable and first and foremost human. Unfortunately every single self proclaimed "person" in this story feels nothing like a person, more like humanoid amped creatures putting on the facade of human.

Enjoyment, hah, I haven't felt that in years, and this anime certainly didn't help, I'm sure if I was watching this wanting to get "relieved" I'm sure I would have enjoyed it, unfortunately i watch anime thinking critically, regardless of it's purpose for creation, so as a hentai as a yuri im sure it would make many happy, but for a medium used for entertainment very little was received, the few pieces of enjoyment I got from it was like watching jojo part 1, you watch It for its absurdity, except this anime doesn't relish in it's absurdity like jojo does making it utterly joyless. overall not a very pleasant experience.

Overall pice of shit 2/10 stay away from this trash.