Words Worth

Overview:

Since I reviewed a piece of shit last time, I decided to review something highbrow. As you probably remember from High School, William Wordsworth helped usher in the Romantic Period of British poetry with his opus Lyrical Ballads in the late 1790s. Wait...what do you mean this is a 5 episode furry hentai with nothing to do with William Wordsworth?!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!


Plot:

This piece of shit begins with God himself acting as the narrator. In the beginning, God created the light tribe and shadow tribe. He also created a tablet called "Wordsworth" which will bestow divine understanding on the person able to translate it. However, ... an evil force destroyed the tablet and the armies and light and dark have been fighting each other for centuries because each blames the other.

Episode 1:

Our MC Astral is an idiotic pervert who happens to be the prince of Darkness. Sadly, Ozzy couldn't be bothered to dub this piece of shit. Our hero enjoys spying on his fiancee Sharon while she bathes, but she won't sleep with him because he's a weakling. The forces of light attack and some sorceress girls get taken POW. The first sorceress named Maria is raped by a horseman that looks like Bojack Horseman less than 10 minutes in. I thank God that this Japanese voice actor never worked again in anime. Gilbert Gottfried has a much more soothing voice than this guy! Maria uses a spell to knock Bojack out of the room, but our man Astral walks in and decides to rape the exhausted Maria. Oddly enough, he acts like he has never seen a vagina before and at first thinks it is a battle wound, despite peeping on his fiancee in the shower just 5 minutes earlier! After a truly disgusting rape scene, our first episode ends with the Light Forces resuming their attack using a giant robot. Oh and BTW, the girl our MC rapes in this episode is his sister by blood.

Episode 2:

This episode begins with the 2nd sorceress POW getting raped by 2 anthropomorphic Pigmen. Or as Kramer would say "PIGMAN!!!" The 2nd sorceress is freed by Maria, who defeats the pigmen by kicking them in the junk. Our heroic rapist Astral joins a cat girl and tries to charge into battle against the Light Army. However, first we have to watch the cat girl get raped by a giant spider with a tentacle tongue. Yep, even Pennywise gets his fuck on in this god damn train wreck! Astral saves the catgirl from Pennywise, but decides to then fuck the cat girl instead of saving his people's forces from being slaughtered by the Light Army. Meanwhile the evil general of the Light Army, who is the father of the 2 sorceresses, decides to rape Sharon right on the battlefield. Why not? A random elf girl decides to try stop the evil general, but he quickly kills her. This gives Astral the motivation to try kill the general. I guess the general raping his fiancee wasn't motivation enough. Astral is able to cut evil general's arm off, but his daughter Maria comes out of nowhere and blasts Astral with a Dragonball Ki attack. Instead of killing him, this attack sends him 20 years into the future and gives him amnesia. Fucking of course it does!

Episode 3:

Astral has been wandering the Earth with amnesia and one day saves a naked woman named Mew from getting raped by a bear. George RR Martin then wrote "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" to mark this glorious occasion. It turns out Mew is his daughter/niece that his sister gave birth to thanks to Astral's episode 1 rape. Unfortunately, evil general (now evil grandpa general), recognizes Astral and decides to have him executed. Astral beats the shit out of the guards and this impresses evil general enough to try use Astral as his tool. Meanwhile, it turns out that the 2 obviously evil advisers to the kings of Light and Dark are perpetuating the war and are the ones who broke the Wordsworth tablet in the first place. After saving Mew from a wolf demon that explodes for absolutely no reason, Astral decides to fuck her. Yep! Even more incest! That's exactly what this anime needed! This is his daughter/niece. Even Craster from Game of Thrones would be disgusted! I have no idea why I made a 2nd GOT reference. I guess I'm desperately trying to think of things infinitely better than Wordsworth in order to maintain sanity. Episode 3 ends with our 2 evil advisers laughing over their evil plans and speaking them out loud for no reason. This is overheard by an anthropomorphic bat girl, but before she can fly away, the advisers fuse into a tentacle beast and rape the bat girl. This somehow turns her evil.

Episode 4:

Bat girl decides to attack Astral...by fucking him to death. However, he is saved by a mysterious new girl named Rita. Rita it turns out is another warrior of the Light Army. Astral and Rita attack the Shadow Army, but Astral starts to get his memories back and decides not to slaughter his old comrades. Rita gets lost and ends up getting raped by the King of Shadows. I'm sensing a pattern in this hentai. The King of shadows tries to explain that his rape is necessary to produce a child of mixed Light/shadow heritage and only a child with that heritage can translate Wordsworth. However, the 2 evil advisers transform into a tentacle beast again and attack the shadow king!

Final Episode:

Astral gets his memories back and decides to fuck his old Fiancee Sharon. Yep, this is totally the right time for that! At least we get the only consensual sex scene in this entire hentai! Bat Girl tries to kill Astral again, but she bumps her head and returns to being good. She then tells everyone about the evil advisers and they rush off to try save Shadow King and Rita from getting tentacle raped. They arrive a bit late of course! Astral kills the tentacle beast, but the King of Shadows was fatally wounded. Fortunately, Astral's unholy child with the Cat Girl from Episode 2 fulfills the prophesy and translates the Wordsworth Tablet to end the war. The end!


Characters:

With all the raping, there is no time to develop real characters. Every male is an asshole rapist and every female is a helpless victim that lies there screaming YAMATEEEE!!!

Art:

This is easily the ugliest and most foul thing Studio ARMS has ever produced and those guys are the Troma of anime.

Summary:

"You are OBSOLETE Mr. Wordsworth! You are a disgusting, crawling insect with no purpose or meaning!!!" - Twilight Zone