Salaryman Kintarou

Salaryman Kintarou is legitimately one of the worst anime I have seen in my life

The premise is interesting enough as it showcases Kintarou who is a former gangster turned salaryman trying to survive with his son after losing his wife in an environment he isn't used to . His extremely honest personality initially rubs the higher ups and his colleagues in his work place the wrong way until they see the light and realize how their quality of life is bettered once they become more honest with themselves as well

That sounds kinda cool right? But guess what it isn't

Why? Because Kintarou is loved by EVERYONE ... . Every woman and I mean EVERY single one of them in the show wants to "date" him and his former rivals that turn to friends worship the ground he walks on and cry every time he does literally anything. He is portrayed as the realest , sexiest , toughest and luckiest human being walking gods green earth . Mind you that to an extend this would have been fine but he has the personality of a dishwasher and all of that admiration is never earned

To give you a basic understanding at one point Kintarou is sharpening pencils because he is incapable of doing anything else in the company and somehow everybody in the office applauds him for it saying that these are the best sharpened pencils ever! . Lmao who wrote this shit?

Continuing on with how terrible this character is , Kintarou initially disregards advances from women because he is still very much in love with his late wife and wants to focus on raising his son which is extremely admirable but of course they fuck this up as well

Eventually Kintarou meets a woman that everybody wants to bed because she is wildly considered to be one of the most beautiful women in all of Japan so what ends up happening is our poster boy takes a bet that he can indeed do it and without a shred of buildup he sleeps with this woman who also ends up worshiping the ground he walks on because of how awesome he was in bed despite "finishing" extremely quickly . Trust me if this sounds obnoxious it's even worse when you actually see it

Get this though! He sees his wife from heaven in a dream telling him to move on and that she's OK with this . So what does Kintarou do? He scratches his ass , yawns like a neanderthal and continues his day without a single comment about what transpired . This was the point where I stopped watching as I couldn't take it anymore

Salaryman Kintarou is the anime equivelant of Neil Breen and I was utterly flabbergasted that in the end we didn't get a mecha version of Kintarou that fought against alien invaders

I could touch upon some other things like the low budget stiff animation that constantly reuses scenes but I wouldn't have minded if the story was good . The verdict used for the 1/10 score perfectly encapsulates how I feel about this anime

Pathetic ...Thank you for reading :)