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Dec 16, 2013 2:21 PM
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So Kousoku asked in another thread if people wanted a MAL fanfiction(http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=707047&show=0). Most of the responses were yeses, so I wrote one. Here you guys can add to the story or write your own! Feel free to make one long awesome MAL fanfiction for the community together. Don't go too far with it though. Remain within MAL's rules, and to be nice, try to avoid using someone too much if they haven't provided permission to use them in the fanfic. Anyways, here ya go:



On that fateful day, Kousoku11 asked the question. It bewildered all of the MAL folk, who were happily going about their business in Casual Discussion, posting about such important topics such as if anyone had ever been caught naked, or questions about dudes who look like ladies. No one had expected what Kousoku asked though. It was unexpected. Unwanted. He had went farther than anyone had ever dreamed of going. Everyone stopped what they were doing to think about what Kousoku had asked. Everyone. And this caused problems, for earlier that day.....

Asap_, a man of great knowledge, had just walked out of secret door behind the bookcases of Casual Discussion. Sneakily as he was, no one had noticed him. He was a part of the Derailers, a secret organization only told of in rumors.
Now having snuck out, Asap_ walked of towards the back room of Casual Discussion. The room was kept for private meetings, generally. PMs are what they called them. But his PMs were less meetings and more....intimate. He had "friends" waiting inside there.

Asap_ finally made it to the door. He opened it and quickly walked inside. Inside, Dark_Chaos, MellowJello, and Kibura_Iburasa were all waiting for him. Dark_Chaos sat closely on a couch next to MellowJello, while Kibura_Iburasa sat in the corner of the room, shy as ever. They were all members of Asap_'s harem. Asap_ smiled. It was time. But just before Asap_ could close the door behind him, JD2411 burst into the room through the door.
"Guys, guys! There's a big commotion in the middle of casual discussion! Come check it out!"
"YOU INTERUPTED MY HAREM!"
Scared, Kibura_Iburasa began to cry.
Asap_ was concerned.
"This is all YOUR fault!"
"It's not my fault!" JD2411 replied.
"Yeah?" Asap_'s anger was building. His question came out with an edge.
"Yeah! It's Kousuku11's fault! He's the one causing the big commotion!"
Asap_ stepped outside the door, leaving the others in the room alone to do as they please.

What he heard astounded him. The question. It was the question. The question NOBODY asks.

Asap_ had to say something. He had to stop this madness now, before it escalated into something worse. The mods had enough to deal with as it was. Asap_ opened his mouth to speak...

"Religion! Morals! Opinions!"
lupadim was at it again. Wanting to 1-up Kousoku11, he tried to draw attention to himself. But Kousoku11 mesmerized everyone. Asap_ didn't even bother with lupadim. He just walked past him straight up to Kousoku11 and and said:

"Why would you ask that?!! What in your right mind made you think this was a good idea?!! Are you insane?!"

Kousoku11 just sighed, walked forward, and repeated his question.
Even lupadim was astounded.
"Can anyone name some action/romance animes with OP main characters?"
He had forgotten to go to Anime and Manga Recommendations.



EDIT:
Forgetfulness kept me from adding said user into this fanfic.
(but really though I'll figure out something and add a little to it later)
removed-userDec 16, 2013 4:51 PM
Dec 16, 2013 2:30 PM
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what
Dec 16, 2013 2:49 PM
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MAL-fiction is now a thing that is legitimately happening
fucking amazing

EDIT: the lupadim line was hilarious holy shit
fueilleDec 16, 2013 2:53 PM
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Fueille is a deconstruction of a decent human being.
Dec 16, 2013 2:50 PM
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10/10, would read again. Pulitzer Prize please.
Dec 16, 2013 2:53 PM
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2deep4me
Dec 16, 2013 2:54 PM
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Not enough battlechili being bullied, I can't maintain this suspension of disbelief.
Dec 16, 2013 2:55 PM
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Ha good effort XD
Dec 16, 2013 3:08 PM
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Forgetfulness said:
You forgot me, you asshole :c

Hold on let me figure out something and then edit it.
Dec 16, 2013 3:10 PM
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Forgetfulness said:
You forgot me, you asshole :c
What do you expect with that username?
Dec 16, 2013 3:26 PM

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fueille said:
MAL-fiction is now a thing that is legitimately happening
fucking amazing

EDIT: the lupadim line was hilarious holy shit

I know, right? XD

Can't WAIT to see more of these! :P
Dec 16, 2013 4:51 PM

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Waiting for more cast to be included.
Kickstarter for Rokujouma is fully funded. Good work everyone. Lets wait for the result of our hard work together.
Dec 16, 2013 8:14 PM

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I came here from CD just to look for fanfiction, I wasn't wrong to do so.
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"Religion! Morals! Opinions!"
lupadim was at it again.

10/10
Dec 16, 2013 8:15 PM

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want moar


that lupadim's line tho
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Dec 16, 2013 8:56 PM

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NeoAnkara said:
Waiting for more cast to be included.


this
my avatar is the bus driver from Rosario + Vampire
Dec 17, 2013 1:06 AM

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I'm so fucking Moe......

Kawaii ~ <3

(Also I totally came up with mal fiction first, totes gonna sue Kousoku, or get him drunk and in bed...either works.)
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Dec 17, 2013 1:41 AM

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Kibura_Iburasa said:
(Also I totally came up with mal fiction first, totes gonna sue Kousoku, or get him drunk and in bed...either works.)

Do note that I did link your post in my opening post as a catalyst for my pondering. So you aren't discredited (at least by me).

But it might be the case of Tesla and Edison: While Tesla invented the light bulb, it was Edison who realized he could sell it, making it more known to public, and thus is usually credited as its inventor. (Not that I'm selling any of this, but you see the point).

You should be glad though. Nikola Tesla is way cooler than Thomas Edison. Ask anyone.

OT: Like I mentioned in my thread, I like it, although I'm too busy at the moment to write possible continuation or own story myself (at least for now).
Dec 17, 2013 1:42 AM

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"Son of a bitch..." Red_Keys lamented, he had just stumbled upon yet another Drama_Enthusiast thread. Now, Red_Keys was in no way a 2013 beginner noob, he had seen countless shitty threads before from many different users. In fact, they had all sort of started looking the same to him. A lot of them he neglected to even post in. This wasn't about the quality of the thread... No, this was about the OP...

Red_Keys considered whether or not "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat coming on his iPod at this exact moment was pure coincidence or some sort of divine message that his feelings were the real deal. He mulled briefly over the prospect of being able to freely pursue his own happiness. Very briefly, because at the moment such a fantasy was a pipe dream, and such optimistic thoughts only sunk him into further sadness.

"Cause every time I see your bubbly face...I get the tingles in a silly place".

It only took a few moments for Red_Keys to alter that song lyric by Colbie to fit his own experiences, bubbly face was replaced with garbage thread. It was a dark secret he had kept to himself since the first Drama_Enthusiast thread he had laid eyes on. It didn't make sense, his obsession, his infatuation, his love, whatever you want to call it. But the heart wants what the heart wants. His reproductive organ didn't seem to mind. Rather, it was pumped up, in a literal and figurative sense.

Coincidence, a message of sorts, whatever. None of that mattered right now. His initially flaccid penis was hardening at mach speed, one more second spent trapped under the cold denim embrace of his jeans and he was sure a lifetime of sperm cells would perish. Removing his pants, his wiener came out like a jack in the box. Standing at 7 and a half inches tall, he knew it was go time. Dove moisturizer body lotion placed strategically to his right, a box of tissues to his left, he fancied himself a powerful wank. He was a hankerin' for a wankerin', one might say.

He clicked on the thread, it had begun.

"So yeah I just watched Toradora and wow great anime yes fantastic anime what do you guys think about this particular aspect of Toradora?"

Red_Keys' heart rate quickened, those insightful, profound, and very discussion oriented questions were his weakness. He sped up.

"I'm also a bit concerned though, what will I be able to watch that could possibly fill the vicious void left by Toradora? Will anything else compete?"

God oh god. Another signature, sexy trait of DramaEnthusiast. Despite full well knowing he would never find another anime that could possibly rival the masterpiece known as Toradora, he was still open to suggestions from his fellow MAL users. DramaEnthusiast valued the opinions of his peers, and that shit was fucking hot. Red_Keys began to breath harder, to call it normal breathing would not properly illustrate his intense passion. He was full on panting.

"But really guys...I just feel like I have no one to talk about anime anymore. My life at school sucks, people pick on me (even my therapist). What should I do?"

Oh fuck. There it was. The ultimate moment Red_Keys looked forward to in every DramaEnthusiast thread. The DramaEnthusiast sob story. Visions of comforting his angel consumed his mind, he thought of sipping on hot cocoa while playing an enthralling game of checkers in the company of his cherubic significant other. His hand moving with enough pace to constitute at least five shake weight workouts, his mind shifted from thoughts of calming down DramaEnthusiast after a freaky nightmare to spending an entire day shaving each other's leg hair. From making picket signs and marching around Funimation HQ in an effort to save Spice and Wolf to cleaning out each other's belly button lint using only their big toes.

He.
Was.
About.
To.
Burst.

In an anatomical explosion relatable to that of the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that annihilated the ancient city of Pompeii, Red_Keys had reached climax. He wiped the sweat off of his brow. Lord have mercy, that cleanup was not a quick one.

Immediately consumed by guilt and embarrassment, Red_Keys made sure to leave a reply that would suggest animosity towards DramaEnthusiast. Much to his own dismay, Red_Keys left one of his classic replies.

"Stop being such a tryhard. Your threads make me sick to my fucking stomach, you twat."

Pressing his lips to DramaEnthusiast's profile avatar on his computer, he prayed that his soul mate wouldn't be too negatively affected by his words.

He whispered

"I'm so sorry, my sweet prince".





To be continued.
Dec 17, 2013 1:57 AM

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Don't worry Kousoku im just playing with you...for now ;)

but that thing about me been Tesla to your Edison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wuZ3EWMAA
Dec 17, 2013 2:04 AM

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Okazaki93 said:


LMAO hahaha

Dec 17, 2013 6:24 AM
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wp, chili.

I'm still derailing all your threads, though.
Dec 17, 2013 6:37 AM

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Okazaki93 said:
LOL

I gotta say, this was actually pretty funny.

But I find it interesting.. I don't really pick on DramaEnthusiast that much. Rather, It's you who I call "try hard" a lot.. hmmm... what are you subconsciously trying to tell me?
Dec 17, 2013 11:48 AM

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Okazaki93 said:
That was positively prodigious. More please.

9.73/10

Dec 17, 2013 12:32 PM

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Okazaki93 said:

I ship it.
8.35/10
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Dec 17, 2013 1:11 PM

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That was so hawt.
Dec 17, 2013 1:30 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
Okazaki, my friend, you are user of the year 2013
Dec 17, 2013 1:33 PM
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There is a lack of Zelot

Okazaki93 said:

This was amazing
Can I get a manga adaption please?
ZelotDec 17, 2013 1:46 PM
Dec 17, 2013 5:11 PM

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Good stuff lol
Dec 18, 2013 5:50 AM

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Okazaki93 said:
Fucking genius. 10/10 once again, Okazaki
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dec 19, 2013 9:04 AM

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Nice :D

More fanfic. More cast plz.
My Reviews and Rants: http://bunny1ov3r.wordpress.com/

痛就是爱
Dec 19, 2013 10:34 PM

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Oh my, you all are too kind.

While I'm in Alabama I will almost certainly work on more this winter break
Dec 20, 2013 1:24 AM

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Okazaki93 said:
Oh my, you all are too kind.

While I'm in Alabama I will almost certainly work on more this winter break

God bless your soul Okazaki
Go ahead and give me a cameo, while you're at it.
fueilleDec 20, 2013 2:19 AM
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Dec 28, 2013 7:27 PM

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Naww, is this trend over already. tsk~ how short lived. It was the Gangnam style of fiction I guess.
Dec 30, 2013 8:40 AM

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Kibura_Iburasa said:
Naww, is this trend over already. tsk~ how short lived. It was the Gangnam style of fiction I guess.

Hopefully not. Otherwise, it would be weird once I do start posting my stories, based on the ideas I have.

The only reason I haven't done that already is my damn perfectionism.

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