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Apr 7, 2008 3:41 AM
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[03:33] <Killuan> I fapped in my classroom when it was still full of students before

Killuan> I tell you, fappin in classroom lead up to the b/j
<Killuan> really

Killuan> well the professor was boring and I just finished a nice h-doujin a few minutes prior
<Killuan> I was in a state of need. D:

<me-jerking|round7> KILLUAN JERKED HIS DONG IN THE PRESENCE OF UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE :(
<Killuan> well I wasnt caught, so all is well

Killuan> really, thats the kindof g/f I need
<it_aint_eazy> wait
<Killuan> someone that just sits there and gives me a b/j while I watch anime

<FireRyda> how much do yous fap..
<Killuan> from the looks of it
<Killuan> I'de say roughly 5x's daily


Sorry Killuan, i just had to do this =P
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Apr 7, 2008 6:01 AM
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Don't forget :

(13:44:32) (@Bardiche) Selected Quote [60/61] [04/07/2008]: <Sonozaki_Shion> KILLUAN SHOT LOVE JUICE DOWN A GIRL'S THROAT


:D
Apr 7, 2008 6:06 AM
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needs moar =P
Apr 7, 2008 6:05 PM
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Uhm, I demand this thread be deleted. >:
Also, that last part... I was assuming how much Wolfmoon fapped daily, not how much i fapped. D:
Apr 7, 2008 11:54 PM
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Apr 7, 2008 11:56 PM
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<Sonozaki_Shion> he's growing up so fast ;_;

:P
Apr 8, 2008 12:35 AM
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Oh my.
Apr 8, 2008 12:38 AM
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/me facepalms at the whole conversation
/me looks at Killuan in shame...
NEVER AGAIN WILL I MISJUDGE YOU.....


Apr 8, 2008 7:36 AM
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needs more contributions.
Apr 8, 2008 4:01 PM

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Seriously guys, I hate you. ;_;
Apr 8, 2008 7:41 PM

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Killuan said:
Seriously guys, I hate you. ;_;

It's okay Killuan, we still love you. D:

Apr 9, 2008 2:41 AM

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NO, WE HATE YOU TOO, NARUTARD
KILLUAN HAS BEEN CORRUPTED BY NARUTO

(10:45:25) (Killuan) I saw a avi. and I was like.. Naruto... must... watch. D:
(10:45:35) (Sonozaki_Shion) KILLUAN STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
(10:45:40) (Sonozaki_Shion) I MEAN IT
(10:45:44) (Sonozaki_Shion) DON'T YOU DARE WATCH NARUTO
(10:45:52) (Andu) we must not lose Killuan
(10:45:56) (Killuan) lol, I'm a Narutard and he hates it

(10:48:55) (Killuan) okay, time for narutooo!!!

(10:49:08) (Sonozaki_Shion) watching boondocks, the lady threatened to rape their grandad's ass with a broomstick
(10:49:22) (Killuan) I remember that
(10:49:25) (Killuan) was a pretty good movie
(10:49:52) (Killuan) not as good as 'Naruto - find the hidden four-leaf clover' though.
(10:49:59) (Killuan) Seriously, I was anticipating every moment

(10:50:21) • Andu slaps Killuan with a leather glove
(10:50:24) (Andu) SNAP OUT OF IT ~!
(10:50:33) (Andu) YOU ARE NOT GONE YET
(10:50:38) (Andu) WE CAN BRING YOU BACK TO THE LIGHT
(10:50:49) (Killuan) I fear It's too late for me. :(

(10:58:34) (sh4z) thats my way of the ninja!
(10:58:43) (Sonozaki_Shion) ...
(10:58:46) (Killuan) exactly. :3

Apr 9, 2008 7:23 PM

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The second Killuan becomes a Narutard is the second this club is disbanded. D:

Apr 9, 2008 7:33 PM

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They make thsi stuff up, I sware... D:
Apr 9, 2008 10:58 PM

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lies.. Killuan, there is no excuse for this behaviour, even under the influence one does not fall to the dark side this much =O
Apr 13, 2008 2:53 AM

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Killuan said:
Uhm, I demand this thread be deleted. >:
Also, that last part... I was assuming how much Wolfmoon fapped daily, not how much i fapped. D:


I don't fap that much daily D:
I do it more like......0.o wait, I think you're right.
...well, I do skip some days
Apr 13, 2008 8:13 AM

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hey.. does anybody have the quote where killuan admitted being a narutard? ;)
Apr 14, 2008 2:18 AM

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How about my last post in this thread o.O
Apr 15, 2008 10:06 PM

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nahnah i want it in words where Killuan clearly said he was a narutard
anyways

<FireRyda> Killuan said he'd do a futa
<Killuan> I would
Apr 16, 2008 9:18 AM

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LOL! I need moar.....
Apr 16, 2008 9:41 AM

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The side we never saw of killuan.


lololol rofl
Apr 16, 2008 9:18 PM

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Hahaha! Well, I think Killuan must vote for the MAL Chapionship now..
Apr 16, 2008 11:08 PM

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<Killuan> One time a friend wrote a paper for me in the absolute worst English she could muster just so I could spellcheck it.
<Killuan> It was so heartwarming <3
<FireRyda> did you orgasm from it?
<Killuan> oh god yes i did.
<Killuan> i came in my pants.
<FireRyda> ....
<FireRyda> o..kay
<Killuan> and covered the class in it.
<Killuan> we then engaged in a huge classroom orgy.

*GASP*
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Wow Killuan, just wow. You're such a pervert :3
/me bows down to Killuan's greatness. May you have many happy Futa faps, public faps, and blowjobs.
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<FireRyda> like what? narutardism
<FireRyda> .. that disease is horrible
<Bondius> no, that you can get from Killuan
<it_aint_eazy> lol
<FireRyda> well yeah but its still an evil disease
<Bondius> it is a mind disease
<FireRyda> possibly causing self-bodily harm too
<Bondius> if you start juggling kunais, yes
<FireRyda> hey Killuan ~!!
<FireRyda> do you still watch naruto??~~??
<Killuan> I finished naruto.. Havn't started Shippusen yet
<FireRyda> so Killuan do you admit being a narutard
<Killuan> ofcourse
<Killuan> Naruto is win
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<Bondius> I hope Killuan never donates sperm, we need as fewer Naruto fans as possible
* WolfMoon prays that the evil known as Naruto leaves Killuan
<FireRyda> he already got a bj so
<WolfMoon> ...
<FireRyda> umm we might have somep roblems there
<WolfMoon> he donated sperm to a girl's mouth
<FireRyda> yeah
<WolfMoon> !quote love juice
<Bardiche> Looking for quotes matching *love juice*
<Bardiche> [60/63] [04/07/2008]: <Sonozaki_Shion> KILLUAN SHOT LOVE JUICE DOWN A GIRL'S THROAT
<Bardiche> Done (1 found).
<Killuan> lol

and the truth dawns on us all.. =O
Apr 17, 2008 2:23 PM

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.....o.O;;;;

....And I joined this club....TT^TT...xD
Apr 18, 2008 2:06 PM

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I sware, 90% of the stuff they're saying is a lie. D:
Apr 18, 2008 2:12 PM

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10% truth is already Way Way too much D:



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I-like-trout said:
Don't forget :

(13:44:32) (@Bardiche) Selected Quote [60/61] [04/07/2008]: <Sonozaki_Shion> KILLUAN SHOT LOVE JUICE DOWN A GIRL'S THROAT


:D


LOOOOOOOL
Apr 18, 2008 2:23 PM

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Daneja said:
10% truth is already Way Way too much D:

<Killuan> lol


That is the only truth and I don't even remember what it was about, tbh.
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Hmm...I don't think I'd be able to handle the other 10%...
Apr 19, 2008 7:22 AM

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It's all true. Want me to dig out the logs :D ?
Apr 19, 2008 7:10 PM

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...No thanks...>.<;
Apr 20, 2008 3:28 AM

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<Killuan> No, Naruto is a piece of shit, nothing is better than naruto

lol Killuan
Apr 21, 2008 4:45 PM

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...................Duct tape.....OwO...
Apr 22, 2008 11:57 PM

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Killuan> o0o
Futas are so hot

<Killuan> A trap is fine too, sometimes... But not always
Futas are superior

<Killuan> I thought I went over this before...
<it_aint_eazy> fuck no
<Andu> yea, this has been here before
and no
<Killuan> lol
I would blow a futa
I dunno about a trap.. Probably not

<it_aint_eazy> you cant blow an animated dude
<Killuan> I would if I could
<Wasabi> oh dear
* it_aint_eazy facepalm
<Killuan> A trap, maybe~ Much prefer a futa though. :3

<Wolf`> if naruto transformed into a hot futa, would you suck him killuan?
<Killuan> A futa is just so hot, I couldn't resist...
Apr 22, 2008 11:58 PM

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^That never happened
Apr 22, 2008 11:58 PM

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L-M-A-O
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, FIRE'
//
lies, Killuan, lies.
Spoilered, this is the entire chat history on this topic

And that's how it went, up to fire's post. It's all there.
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Be nice to Killuan, lol ^^
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Killuan> Traps are fine, sometimes

[06:57] <DangYOU> D:
<Killuan> I like Futa more
<DangYOU> D:
<Killuan> Futa have breasts and are female.
<DangYOU> ...
<Killuan> Traps are uh... Flat and are not female
<Darkdragon500> xD
<DangYOU> lol
<Darkdragon500> thanks Killuan
xD
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i have this odd feeling that this is the cause of Killuan's lack of activity in IRC.
Jul 30, 2008 10:06 AM

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*edited to make sense*

<Killuan>:I want Hayate to rape me. There, I said it. >:

<Killuan>:Can't rape the willing , eh? Fair enough. Well,
she can rape me in my sleep then.

<-Umbra->:It's too late. You've already given your consent. :P

<Killuan>:Damn, my dreams of being raped... reduced to ashes. :(
I never tried to keep it secret, you guys just never asked. ;_;
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theegplanthunter said:
*edited to make sense*

<Killuan>:I want Hayate to rape me. There, I said it. >:

<Killuan>:Can't rape the willing , eh? Fair enough. Well,
she can rape me in my sleep then.

<-Umbra->:It's too late. You've already given your consent. :P

<Killuan>:Damn, my dreams of being raped... reduced to ashes. :(
I never tried to keep it secret, you guys just never asked. ;_;


I remember that one!! xDDDDDD
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How Killuan became sick

Life says:
maybe he ate something

Life says:
or experience something shockingly horrid

Life says:
experienced*


Life says:
o_O

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He read a fanfiction where feito died

Life says:
LOL

Life says:
actually

Life says:
i retract that 'lol'..

Life says:
..

Life says:
that's serious

Life says:
;_;;;;

Killuan said:
You know, that probably Isn't entirely untrue. ;_;

-Umbra- said:
You make it sound as if such a fanfiction exists. D:
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