(NSFW 18+) The No Fap contest v3 - Official Game Thread (day 161 Game end due to being boring) (2 remaining Uncrowned_King x Flowing) n stuff
| Some pictures to look at People wanted a list of what people wanted to fap to or something, so here you go Anyway lets get to it (all of the following is a copy/paste from NotJizzyHitlers game with minor edits) Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MAL YOU FAP U LOSE. This is the official game thread. Game begins in approx 24 hours and participants have until then to get all the fapping and lust out of their system. Guidelines/Rules: ~You fap, you're out. (noting that when you fap you orgasmd, if you didn't orgasm when fapping you're not out) You must announce to the thread you fapped. ~If you have sex of any sort you are out. That also includes fisting, blowjobs, anal, bondage, guro fetish, or any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off. You must come into the thread and EXPLAIN to us why you lost. Any wet dreams do not count. ~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves ~Force your fellow MALers to fap by posting non-nude NSFW pictures that DO NOT CONTAIN GENITALIA. If the image of your posting does contain nudity then please censor it, using ms paint, photoshop, illustrator, the virtual blood of virgins, the power of virginity or whatever, just make sure you do not post genitalia, wouldnt want to get banned over a game like this (nipples count as genitalia) ~If you decide to post genitalia anyway, do it in this format NSFW spoiler link (not using img code) and hope mods don't ban you for it ~ some more info on images found here ~The game last until one person remains. ~NO QUOTE TOWERS ~IF YOU GET THE "BIG O" YOU LOSE ~You must stop in and notify us in the thread of your status at least once a week. If you do not post in the thread at least once per week you will be disqualified. This is so eventually the people who are lying forget and disqualify themselves. ~Oh also one more thing, don't do what caused V2 to be locked ThangLong said: This thread now has excessive number of spam posts while the original purpose of this contest has been lost. Thread Locked ~In other words, don't be a douche and don't spam ~I will allow chatting as long as it's related to the game (eg anything that causes arousal/anything lewdly connected) as this can cause arousal, any other normal chat I please ask you don't do unless it's a quick 2/3 post thing and it's kept really minimal. ~I will give everyone 2 chances for breaking the rules, one warning, then a disqualification -I Myself will be participating and will be moderating who's playing and check who faps etc, Also help from other users to notify me if someone needs to be disquilified then that'll be good thanks ~ If you change your username you must PM me saying who you were and what you changed to within 7 days or you will be classed as disqualified for inactivity. Countdown till game start Survivors Fapped players/disqualifition Achievements: Good luck <3 |
ShakaAug 2, 2015 12:54 PM
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| dope |
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| yes |
| sparkles is out. she fapped |
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Magnolia said: sparkles is out. she fapped aww |
| Would be a good idea to add the clarification on posting links to NSFW images with spoilers. That is unless you asked the mods and they wouldn't allow it. |
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| No fisting? wtf man. |
Astros477 said: Would be a good idea to add the clarification on posting links to NSFW images with spoilers. That is unless you asked the mods and they wouldn't allow it. NSFW spoiler link (not using img code) Whats what Jizzy said he did with his game |
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Objective said: No fisting? wtf man. you mean posting fisting pictures or doing it in real life |
| K I changed up the NSFW rule, hopefully it's clarified enough If it isn't for you, then go with the gut feeling |
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| im glad now thanks |
| what about rimjobs |
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Flume said: what about rimjobs "any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off." |
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| Welp, last day before I stop fapping for like a month. Also, question, How long did the previous champion hold out? I feel bad for my computer.  EDIT: Just finished my last session, before it begins. And now we wait. |
LPGeneratorxFeb 21, 2015 11:02 PM
"You either die an Ashita no Joe, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Naruto."  |
JOAOAA said: so rimjobs are A-OK, sweetsick nasty shit |
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| What about the achievements? Also be a good idea to put 18+ in the title. |
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Astros477 said: What about the achievements? Also be a good idea to put 18+ in the title. I never bothered reading the pages on achievements, link me to it so I can see? K I'll put 18+ on now, not that anyone here is that age though |
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| Achievements: [Spoiler] First one out why did you sign up in the first place? loser: Fail on the first day You dont get any reward, just the satisfaction of instant failure winnersLosers: Last a month For the most miserable of the miserable winners: I like my girls like i like my cofee, with my dick in it Awarded for those who get out by having sex,. with a woman, man, tranny, or coffee Winners: You disgust me Fap to the most disgusting possible thing you can find Winners: The newbies trap Fap to melloJello's profile thinking he was a chick, also doubles as the "You disgust me" achievement Winners: The irresistible bod Lost to temptation thanks to this slexy bod Winners: Youre a asshole for showing me that asshole Have a picture you post eliminate another contestant winners: The Acrobatic Loser Suck your own dick Yah dont do that one Fuck your friend's sister/brother/both Winners: Beat Zelot award last rounds 2nd runner up is a very likely contender to beat this round, anyone that surpasses him deserves an achievement Winners: Jerk it to kuuurt's shit http://i.picpar.com/td4.jpg Winners: The ultimate loser Win the game[/quote] Could be creative and add some of your own. |
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soon, oh so very soon. |
Astros477 said: Could be creative and add some of your own. Really not in the mood, but I'll keep the other achievements as some of them made me laugh |
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| The new thread made me think it started already. Why did ya not just wait another day? |
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| I was bored |
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JOAOAA said: I was bored at least you created it now so you wont forget until later |
| Fair enough. |
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| -Subbed to thread? Check. -Get the last couple of faps out? About to go force fap two or three out. -Locking alcohol away to avoid any "accidents?" Check. -Goal of at least three days w/o hand-to-weiner action? I think I can pull it off. |
JOAOAA said: Some pictures to look at ThangLong said: This thread now has excessive number of spam posts while the original purpose of this contest has been lost. Thread Locked ~In other words, don't be a douche and don't spam My biggest rule I've ran into so far in this competition, don't have a Vegeta moment , don't have a Vegeta moment, don't have a Vegeta moment... |
| Psx Rival Schools 1p Mode Shoma Very Hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1XulZDm2-M Bully Sfinges Club http://myanimelist.net/forum/?clubid=67037  |
| Non-players are allowed to try and people people out... right? Cuz.. I'm ready for it. All of it.  |
Regretful said: I expect all the lolicons to go out first. C'mon nao. Don't count me out just like that. Give me at least three days to be "one of the first" as opposed to "the first." :| |
Regretful said: I expect all the lolicons to go out first. Yes, HaXXspetten shall hold his title as King of the loli traps. Posting lolis to knock out the rest of the competition. |
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VeteranBoredom said: Regretful said: I expect all the lolicons to go out first. C'mon nao. Don't count me out just like that. Give me at least three days to be "one of the first" as opposed to "the first." :| So it's true, you are what you eat, duly noted. |
SfingesFeb 22, 2015 12:03 AM
| Psx Rival Schools 1p Mode Shoma Very Hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1XulZDm2-M Bully Sfinges Club http://myanimelist.net/forum/?clubid=67037 |
| I'm still confused as to what constitutes losing. Its been said that you lose when you cum but the contest title makes it sound like just touching it is a loss. |
私のホバークラフトはウナギでいっぱいです。 |
| Need some other achievements for getting taken out by other methods besides fapping. -Prince of all Pricks- Get disqualified by excessive spam and total douchebaggery. Your goal in life is to be a royal prick. -King of the Quote Tower- Get disqualified by excessive quote towers. Your so obsessed with quote towers that it became like an art form to you. |
| Psx Rival Schools 1p Mode Shoma Very Hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1XulZDm2-M Bully Sfinges Club http://myanimelist.net/forum/?clubid=67037 |
| disgusting |
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Sfinges said: Need some other achievements for getting taken out by other methods besides fapping. -Prince of all Pricks- Get disqualified by excessive spam and total douchebaggery. Your goal in life is to be a royal prick. -King of the Quote Tower- Get disqualified by excessive quote towers. Your so obsessed with quote towers that it became like an art form to you. No because that will encourage people to do those things in order to get those achievements which will get the thread locked. |
| 私のホバークラフトはウナギでいっぱいです。 |
| Fuck I thought the game started when you made this thread. |
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Battlechili1 said: I don't know what I expected it reminds me of that one thread where someone had a picture of them holding their poo cant remember who it was though |
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JOAOAA said: Pretty sure that was DerpHole.Battlechili1 said: I don't know what I expected it reminds me of that one thread where someone had a picture of them holding their poo cant remember who it was though |
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| Oh yes derphole Now I remember haha |
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| Morning perverts |
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| So are you going to answer my question or just leave it ambiguous? |
no_good_nameFeb 22, 2015 1:11 AM
| 私のホバークラフトはウナギでいっぱいです。 |
| It was asked on the other page about the proper loss conditions of this contest. Hax told me that in the other games you only lost if you came. |
| 私のホバークラフトはウナギでいっぱいです。 |
no_good_name said: It was asked on the other page about the proper loss conditions of this contest. Hax told me that in the other games you only lost if you came. I don't remember this question, and I'm not sure how to answer it at this point in time, will try answer before the game starts, but for now I'm going to sleep, if you and some others can make a compromise on what counts as loss by when i wake up I'll accept that. |
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| I think that cumming is a good loss condition because fapping and not allowing yourself to cum is such exquisite torture. |
| 私のホバークラフトはウナギでいっぱいです。 |
| (NSFW 18+) 18+ kek |
no_good_name said: I think that cumming is a good loss condition because fapping and not allowing yourself to cum is such exquisite torture. I agree, the release of the ki wave should count as the loss, not the fapping process itself. |
| Psx Rival Schools 1p Mode Shoma Very Hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1XulZDm2-M Bully Sfinges Club http://myanimelist.net/forum/?clubid=67037 |
| unravelling the mysteries of sexual self-teasing with local MAL users. |
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